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Fly hungry and suffer the consequences
Guess which democrat hates you the most
I Love You, I Love You Not
Cuddly calico needs a visit with Richard Simmons
Coming soon, a Staples on every corner
Mobsters miss the greatest crime of all
Today I'm an Internet guru, tomorrow a baker?
I'm watching "Sports Night," why aren't you?
Today's pop stars head towards "Where are They Now"
Compared to real estate, marriage is easy
After all that voting, we're left with this?
Finding answers in "the little purple pill"
What happened to cartoons that make sense?
There's nothing funny about Saturday night
Who needs the opposite sex when you have technology?
Yes Regis, that's my final answer...
$2 million down the drain
Pro Wrestling Goes Down for the Count
Have a headset? Why not coach in the NFL?
Putting the Iron back in cooking
Pain in the pursuit of perfection
1999-Thank heavens it's over
What happened to the flying cars, talking robots and teleportation chambers?
Paying lip service to a greasy problem
Get your very own morbid souvenir
Now back to our regularly scheduled program
On Thanksgiving, please hold the 'Skins'
Teach our kids to read, and the rest will follow
Instead of a General, maybe we need a Captain
Pack up your timbales, the show has ended
A bit of thrift costs a bucket of time
Forget the issues, vote for a celebrity
There's nothing like a well-cooked "hamuber"
New Fall season, same old crap
Petty political fights cost you $792 billion
Despite the paint job, it's politics as usual
Wake me up before you go
Take me anywhere but Los Angeles
Take your hands off the pliers and leave the market to the professionals
Where have all the good villains gone?
Rappin' Rosie must go.
More laws mean less freedom.
Get married, get lots of stuff
If You Want Easy Answers, Buy My Book.
If You're Happy And You Know It... Hide In Shame
Cuddly Cats Create Cuckoo Columnist
Y2K Proof Your Money - Send it to Me
America Loves Idiot - Idiot Makes Money
Bring on the Hillbillies and Let the Election Begin
Finding the Value of X
How Long for One-Hour/Same-Day Service?
Part of a Balanced Breakfast
Get Ready for the New Fall Season
In Space, No One Can Hear the Hype
Forget the Devil, Blame the Big Mac
Somber Sitcoms Leave Little Room for Laughter
Commercials Leave Claritin Consumers Lacking Clarity
C is for Cookie, That's Good Enough for Me
Someone must save Broadway from The Bell
It's the End of the World as We Know It
Hoping for Better in '99
Basketball's Unsung Hero Goes Quietly Into Retirement
Earth Calling Orson, Please Take Mork Back
Moving Back to the Material World
Keeping Abreast of Media Trends
Reverend Falwell Should Take His Mind off of his Tinky Winky
Bungling Sox Boss Must Go
Evil Coffee Empire Defeats Best Intentions
Pack Everything But Your Wallet
Pouring Salt In Your Wounds
Head For The Tropics, But Leave The Ugly Behind
Exercise Brings Less Than Physical Perfection
Irritating Commercials Leave Consumers "Fit To Be Tied"
Come Fly With Me... Please Check Your Bags
Blame The Guns, Not The Outfits
Movie Theaters Go Barking Up the Wrong Tree
The Complete Idiot's Guide to Chicken Soup (for Dummies)
Scandalous Behaviour Borders on the Humdrum
Join a Gym and Stand Around
2+2=4, But New York Students Might Not Know That

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