That's Life Annoyances:
  • When you get embarrassed and people go, Aw, you're blushing! This is suppposed to make me feel better?? (Deana)
  • WHEN PEOPLE THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE FROM OKLAHOMA, YOU'RE EITHER A HILLBILLY HICK OR A REDNECK! (Delores Walker)
  • when someone gets something wrong and you correct them and they say 'same difference' (cheeze)
  • When you read an annoyance that doesn't make sense (rey)
  • When you're walking next to someone and they can't walk straight. They just keep bumping into you. (Andrew J.)
  • People who are obviously overweight, who always talk about their diet, but who are always eating. (Steph)
  • When I just finish eating a very good fudge brownie, only to find there is NO milk!!! AhhhhhhHHhh Got Milk?!?!?! (Oreo)
  • When people ask me what the difference between Chinese, Japanese, and Korean people are. (~*KoreanGrl*~)
  • When you tell people you are South African, they assume you live in a mud-hut, hunt for your meal, and wear animal skin. (Lothoria)
  • When people act try to act like someone they are not (Foxy chica)
  • When people think that everyone from California has a dark tan and surfs...California isn't just one giant beach! (KJ)
  • When your annoyances NEVER get posted! (Up 'til now they were really lame...ed.) (Butterfly)
  • When you have to carry your laundry in your arms and you drop a sock, then you bend down to pick it up and drop more. (Heather)
  • That speck of dirt that blows in your eye that takes half an hour to get out (Kyla)
  • Having to go to the post office for just one stamp. (Tendervittles2)
  • When you hear your voice in your head then hear it on tape and it sounds so stupid and annoying. (Agatha)
  • When someone says something funny while your drinking and you laugh so hard it comes out your nose !! (lemonade burns!!) (Kristen)
  • When i ask my husband to get diapers, eggs and milk and he says you better right me a list! (~yasmien~)
  • When people drink straight out of the milk carton, then put it back to the fridge (Jackie)
  • I hate it when I get nice and comfortable in my bed and I see that I forgot to turn my alarm clock on. (Sam)
  • When I'm bleeding to death while trying to open the Band-Aid packaging. (Heidi)
  • When you're planning a picnic a week ahead, then finally, on that day there's thunder and rain! (Jackie)
  • You find a really cool unknown band, but months later everyone loves em, and you look like just another sellout. (James)
  • my last name is pronounced ZEST and everyone sez ZEST FULLY CLEAN...YEAH I KNOW IVE BEEN GETTING THAT FOR 14 YEARS!! (Kayla)
  • When I ask my boyfriend or someone else what he wants to do,or where he wants to go ,and he say's I don't care, it's up to you. (Felicia)
  • The birds are up at 5 am and one of them sounds like your alarm clock, so you turn the clock off and dont get up on time (Timio)
  • How you can never refold maps!!! (Julia:) :))
  • When i tell people i lived in yellowknife N.W.T. and they think it's winter all year round and i lived in an igloo. (Melandy)
  • When the dentist has there hands and tools in your mouth but still ask you questions!! (Sarah)
  • Your neighbor's 3 foot deep/2 inch wide sidewalk trenches that are just big enough to capture the tire of your bicycle (Cathy Hurst)
  • Elitists who smugly inform everybody that the new millennium doesn't really begin until 2001. (Kelly)
  • When people talk about you behind your back, but when you confront them, they deny it!! (Kelly)
  • people cracking and popping their chewing gum! (maggie)
  • CHAIN LETTERS! (TNKOY!)
  • when you are being quiet and peaceful, then suddenly you get the hiccups. aaaahhhhh!!!! (rachel)
  • When you have to sneeze but it won't come out (Robin)
  • People who are never happy unless they have something to complain about (JOOLZ)
  • When you're cooking food and you need the instructions on the packet,and then you realise you've thrown the packet away! (Jess-burger)
  • the tiny, unreadable measurements on the medicine cups that come with liquid medicines! (Rubysue)
  • When you tell someone about something bad that happened to you and instead of just listening they try to up you by telling a worse story that happened to them (Dina)
  • When someone says hi to you and you can't remember their name (<3 Sandy)
  • When marketers or bill collectors call my house during dinner, and announce that this is just a courtesy call (yooooojr)
  • long lists (TH)
  • people who think they are better than everyone else because they have more money! (BabyBluez01)
  • The feeling of that drill the dentist uses on your teeth. (Lauren)
  • Being left-handed! No one understands! (Firefly)
  • When a person calls the wrong number and they ask are you sure like you're in the wrong house or something (Honeycomb)
  • When someone asks you to babysit then three other people ask ( which you turn down) and then the first person cancels (Susie)
  • When you get done telling someone a long story and then somebody else comes up and says What? (cococraze)
  • When people say Anyways...its anyway! There is no such word as Anyways (ValGal)
  • When people ask for your help , then complain about the job you did! (Sally)
  • Getting ink all over my hand when I write because I'm a lefty! (Brienne)
  • When people get thisclose to you when speaking. Hello, I can still hear ya from a few feet back! (Manda)
  • when people borrow money and don't pay it back! (way_2_looney_nz)
  • people who don't tell you when you have something in between your teeth (hooha)
  • When someone asks to borrow a tissue - like I really want it back!!! ya right! (*KT*)
  • When people put back the ice cube tray with NO ice cubes!! (Tigger)
  • When you're totally exhausted all day but when you get in bed you can't sleep (Emma Ture)
  • When I'm at the verge of a big sneeze and someone says, A-Chew!!! (And then they laugh! (Shanda)
  • People who say EXACTLY every time they mean yes. (Chris)
  • When you're trying to sleep and the birds start chirping at 6 AM and won't shut up! ARGH! (Sleep Deprived)
  • guys and video games.....if I grew a joystick and buttons would you play with me too? (Kristy)
  • when you look on this list of annoyences and find out that you do most of these things, basically stating that you're annoying (sarah)
  • When you're cleaning with bleach and you smell like it for a week. (Kelly)
  • When you are really excited cuz your annoyance got on the web site, and no one else in the room cares. (Renee`)
  • At Christmas, it never fails that someone will be opening a present and say, Oops, guess I opened yours by mistake. (Natalia)
  • *When you had a good dream and you can't remember what it was about but you know you had one!* (Andrea **)
  • Just when you decide that you're going to eat healthier, someone offers you chocolate. (Sally :))
  • When you bite your tounge or the inside of your mouth. (Smfreebird)
  • when you get nail polish on your finger and you try to wipe it off, then you drop the whole bottle on yourself. (sarah)
  • When you are having a great day, then ONE idiot messes it all up by saying or doing something dumb!!! (*~AnGeL~*)
  • When you are saying goodbye to someone on New Year's Eve, and they say See you next year! (Hello!!)
  • Annoying people who have nothing better to do than complain about stupid things that annoy them.......get over it!!! (Erin)
  • Finally get that piece of Scotch tape(you've been working loose for 10mins) and the ends roll up and stick together!! (ShannaReid)
  • When the 3 pack fun dip thing comes with 3 dips, and only 2 sticks! (Jane)
  • When you walk into a room that, when the door was closed, it was loud in and the minute you walk in, it gets silent. (Jana)
  • When your birthday's around a major holiday and you get cheap combo presents. (laura)
  • Forgetting to turn your clock an hour back and arrive an hour early the next day. (Tendervittles2)
  • How every year during christmas someone half way through unwrapping their present has to say Oh look, i got a box! (Athena)
  • CD players come in plastic packaging that's impossible to rip through if you're 10 miles away from a pair of scissors. (Adam)
  • When you put $1 in a vending machine and it comes back out...no matter how many time you try to flatten it out! (Karen)
  • When people blow their nose at the table!! YUKKK!! (Amy)
  • when people chew with their mouth open. (Jen)
  • People tell me to tie my shoelaces, but they never wait for me when I tie them! (laura)
  • When someone ruins your moment of "deja vu" no matter how hard you try to maitain it. (HeIkO)
  • Biting into a piece of fruit and realizing too late that you've eaten the brand sticker. (Killer Onion)
  • When your neighbor cuts his grass at 7:00 am on a saturday (Angela)
  • When you go to take a sip of a drink, don't concentrate and tip it ALL down your front. (Nicola)
  • Two words: Martha Stewart. Come on, NOONE can be that perfect!! (Rosey)
  • Once you arrive at school, you realize you dripped toothepaste on your shirt and it WILL NOT rinse off. (Chels)
  • When you randomly come across some long-lost, semi-important item, then when you're looking for it, it disappears. (Professor)
  • Reading this and realize : Most of this happened to me . . . . . ! ! ! ! (Doddi)
  • When you have a song stuck in your head, especially when you don't even know the lyrics and the title of it. (She)
  • Police that pull me over because I'm 19 and I drive a beat up car in a rich neighbourhood ('cause I live there) (Dougie)
  • When people ask for your opinion after they've already done the deed. (Gerald T)
  • When someone finishes a container of milk or soft drink and still puts it back in the fridge instead of throwing it away (Oscar G.)
  • Old men in trucks who like to hit on 18 yr old girls. You have grandchildren my age!! (Ellen)
  • When playing monopoly, some idiot always has to ask Could you imagine if this was real money? (Joseph)
  • That my Self-Esteem for Dummies book hasn't helped a bit! (Curtis Sieber)
  • The common joke, workin hard or hardly workin...freakin hilarious. (stephanie)
  • When tall people pat me on my head. (Little Renee)
  • At times I really annoy myself. (Mira)
  • when you can't find the end of the sellotape and spend hours scraping your fingernail round the roll to try and find it. (kate)
  • Batteries Not Included!!! (Mad Man Me)
  • Telephones with the receiver cord all tangled up. (mccats)
  • when you are on chatting and one person advertizes this stupid website all of the time and doesn't say anything else (whitney)
  • when people say it tastes like old socks - how the hell do they know what socks taste like! (*Julie*)
  • When other girls tell you stupid stories about their boyfriend adventures that you don't really care to hear. (Kristy)
  • Hangnails! (Whitney)
  • When you have an itch in the one place you CAN'T reach. (JJ)
  • The psycho ex who dumped your new lover wants him/her back, and blames you for the breakup! (Zen)
  • Morning people!!! (Haiku)
  • When you send in a really good annoyance and they don't post it. (Aniz)
  • People who make obnoxious rabbit stew jokes when I tell them I keep rabbits as pets. Mmm, cat stroganoff. (Sheila)
  • That people under 21 have to pay taxes but can't vote (n sync lover)
  • When I'm driving my Delorean and a cop pulls me over just to ask if I can go Back To The Future when I hit 88 mph. (Kiki)
  • The way you always see ugly blokes with beautiful women but you never see ugly women with sexy men (julie finlay)
  • When you fall down on concrete, start crying and bleeding all over the place, and people come and ask are you okay? (Timothy Rhodes)
  • When you call someone and they say: Yello! when they pick up the phone (Killer Onion)
  • When the last corner on the tupperware container wont pop down, but when it finally does, the other corners pop up! (Jessica)
  • When you pull a dollar out of your purse and nine other dollars come out with it and fly all over the place. (WalrusLover)
  • When a techno-geek says he invented a time machine and shows it to you but it's just like your grandfather's. (Lebonia)
  • When neighbors play music full bass full blast till 3am and you cant say anything cause they're your landlords. (Zoe)
  • When you call an office an hour before they close, get put on hold and then they go home and leave you on hold. (Rachel)
  • Magazines with no page numbers, or so few you can never find the article you want to read before it's your turn in line. (Rachel)
  • Bill Gates and his $120,000,000,000 fortune. Smug nerdy git. (Katie and John)
  • When someone takes the last ice cube from the tray and doesn't refill it. (Jen)
  • When people brag about how much better their country is than here. Then why don't they move back to their country? (Beezer)
  • When you're carrying your laundry out to the washing machine, and socks keep dropping & and you don't notice until later (chella610)
  • When your hands are totally full then your nose suddenly gets an awful itch !!! (LiL-LuV)
  • Living in a tourist town where everything closes for the winter. (Jennifer)
  • A car alarm that keeps going on and off all night (Adele)
  • When you have just signed up for karoake and you have to use the bathroom and while you're in there they call your name! (Sherry)
  • When the movies make 13+ pay for adult tickets, but we can't see an adult movie without adult supervision. (Melissa)
  • Telemarketers (Pat)
  • When people find out my name and say Like from Scooby Doo or Like Daffy Duck. It's really old guys! (Daphne)
  • When you tell a friend about your bad day and they say It'll be better tomorrow. How do they know it'll be better? (}Heather{)
  • When your next door neighbor KNOWS you work the late shift, but then mows his lawn at 7:30 in the morning... (Christina)
  • You buy a 1000 piece puzzle and you lose one. (cris1ophe)
  • When people get the wrong number, and then they call your house again and again (Becky)
  • When you're chaperoning a Jr. Hi function -- and one of the 13 yr olds hits on you!! (Dynodot)
  • When you think of a great annoyance at school, but forget it when you finally get to this site. (Persy)
  • When you've been standing in line for days to get tickets for a concert and the guy in front of you gets the last ones. (Diamond)
  • When you have an appointment at the doctor and you go to the office and wait for a while in the waiting room, then you go to the exam room and wait some more! (Amanda)
  • Those dumb child-proof caps that you have to break off with a hammer! (poptart84)
  • When girls ask you how a piece of clothing looks on them, and you tell them the truth, they take it as an insult. (JKluger)
  • Stepping in water with socks on (jeannette)
  • When you buy liquor & you're 20 (you have to be 19), but you ALWAYS get ID'd, and they say You'll be glad in 20 years! (jillie)
  • When you realize that you fit the description of an Annoyance. (Leezrddog)
  • People who eat fatty, sugary foods all the time and then whinge that they've got a big butt. (nicole)
  • When the guy you ask out didn't realize he had a prior engagement until 5 hours before the event...so you're dateless. (Dynodot)
  • When you're 4'11 and all your friends over 5 feet enjoy doing EVERYTHING and ANYTHING to remind you of your height. (Mellie)
  • How you suddenly think of the greatest thing ever, then when you go to share, it's completely gone... (Ashley Ruby)
  • How small a paper cut is compared to other cuts, but yet they hurt a lot more. (Carrie)
  • When you try to impress someone something ALWAYS goes wrong. (Magiha)
  • I really HATE waiting at the doctor's office for my appointment... (Suzanne Bauzys)
  • The night before you have to get up REALLY early you don't get tired until you have to get up in 3 hours (RidBoy)
  • When you get into a book series from the library, just to find out that they don't have and won't get the rest of it (Mirnen)
  • Having the phone ring JUST after you get to sleep after working a double shift- and it's a WRONG NUMBER! (Dean Mayo)
  • Spending five bucks on a magazine that half consists of advertisements! (Roxy)
  • When you're getting changed at the pool and you drop your nice, dry underwear on the wet floor. (Princess)
  • When the garbage bag gets so full that the bottom breaks open and garbage juice leaks all over the kitchen floor. (Dee)
  • When you open a can and the lid falls in, splashing the contents all over your face. (Spooky)
  • Child proof medicine lids that an adult needs a sledge hammer to open. (Squaffle)
  • When your trying to sleep in a Hotel room the person in the room next to you is a VERY loud snorer!! (Katherine)
  • Finally replacing that remotely located blown lightbulb, to find you've replaced it with another bad bulb. (Arlene M Gordon)
  • When you are going up stairs in the dark and you think you're at the top and trip over the top step. (Emily)
  • When you put the stamp on the envelope, then close it to realize that yo forgot to put the letter in it! (Angel)
  • People who gossip, but always start with, "I don't like to gossip, but...7quot; (Jen)
  • You put on all your clothes, and then realize you forgot to put on your dedorant. (Maria)
  • Your bus pass expires on the one day you have no cash on you. (Jen)
  • People insist on telling me who the "perfect guy" is for me. (Laura)
  • When it is hot and humid outside and your glasses fog up as soon as you step out of your cool air-conditioned car. (Susan)
  • When you can't get a job because you have no car, but you can't get a car because you have no job. (Lisa B.)
  • When someone is asleep on the couch and you go and change the channel then they wake up and say Hey, i was watching that! (Dana =-▐)
  • Putting something somewhere so I won't lose it, and then forgeting where I put it . (christinathegreat)
  • When you have band for 10 hours every day in August, then on the one free weekend before school starts, you get the flu. (Jenni)
  • You stand in line at ticketmaster for hours, only to find that they're doing a lottery and you're last in line. (Heather)
  • When a friend sends you and everyone else a forward, and then everyone else sends it to you again. (Heather)
  • That on TV, you hear phone commercials; on phones you hear radio commercials; and on radio you hear TV commercials. (shacky)
  • That my really cool annoyances never get picked, and a week later a very similar one does....hmmmmmmm (Beek Myster)
  • When someone rushes you, and then they have to go back because they forgot something. (Latoya Wilson)
  • When people just let things annoy them. That annoys me. Do something about it and quit whinning! (Robert)
  • That one place on your back that you can't scratch (Claire)
  • You kick off your shoes when you come in, then can't find them when you need to go back out. (Jen Adolph)
  • When you finally get the chance to kiss that one special guy and you burp in his mouth. (Jenn)
  • When relatives stay far too long... (Katie)
  • How the subscription cards fall out of all magazines! (Daireen)
  • When people say, Hi Jane, I'm Tarzan. (JANE M.)
  • When the girl you're dating is a man!!! (Liz)
  • When you missed the show, event, or funny thing that everybody's talking about the next day at work. (Rachel)
  • The last bite of a popsicle always falls off the stick and into your lap right when you're about to eat it. (Kate)
  • Reading through multiple lists of annoyances only to discover that none of them are funny....including this one. (Just Peachy)
  • How Saran wrap doesn't stick to what you want it to, but instead to itself. (Claritin)
  • When I tell people my name is Susana, and they start singing, OH Susannah don't you cry for me... (Suzy)
  • When you apply for your first job, and no one will hire you because you don't have any experience!!! (Lindsey Cook)
  • When you are talkin' to someone and you say somethin' funny and they laught so hard snort comes out their nose!!!! (Joi)
  • When you wait to use the phone, they right before you pick it up it rings for someone else in your house. (Jamie)
  • You cry and someone asks, Are you ok? Yes, I just cry occasionally to clean my eyes off. Ughh. (Angelica)
  • When you tell all of your friends to watch that cute little thing your kid/dog does and they refuse to perform. (Cameron)
  • When people say "I know it's really none of my business...", and asks the question anyway. (Maisha White)
  • When you are trying to exit through a door someone is trying to enter at the same time, and you have to "dance" with them. (Gail V. Braddock)
  • You've been out with close friends, gone to flicks & back to their house, sat cross legged, get home to find fly undone. (Amy)
  • That stupid plastic sticker thing on the top of a cd that is impossible without wrecking the brand new cd to get off. (Lindsay)
  • When immature boys feel the need to comment on your breast size. Example, "Why is your chest as flat as my back?" (Kelsey)
  • You're trying to GET OFF the elevator but everyone trying to GET ON won't let you!! (Sheila Dolan)
  • When your walking out the door in blockbuster and you cant seem to get it open then you realize the sign sayiing "PULL". (Mouseos)
  • I can't remember my own phone number but I know all the words to Gilligan's Island. (Louise)
  • Managing to stay perfectly dry under your umbrella, only to drag the soaking wet umbrella across your lap in the car. (Terrisenia)
  • Hearing the thudding sound of some dorky teenage boy's car stereo as they drive by at 2 in the morning. (Shannon)
  • To open tear along perforation, to reclose press in flap - ya like either of those will happen! (Al)
  • Finding, at the last minute, that you can't get your clothes into your suitcase the same way your mother got them in. (Melonie)
  • You attend a university of 5 digit population, and people ask if you know a particular person. (Jeremy Eades)
  • The Gap greeters (anyone ever notice they're all called Alex?)
  • Your 13-year-old son would rather ride on the cargo rack than be seen INSIDE the car with you. (Terry Meiners)
  • You just opened a package of bandages but now all that seems to be left are those useless small ones. (Al)
  • Your shoe moves across the floor and make a fart sound, and you can't repeat the noise when people think that you farted. (Katie)
  • When you're about to sit down for a very important business meeting, and suddenly get a horrendous wedgie. (Tom tom the tom)
  • When people come up to you and your identical twins in matching outfits, and say "Are they twins?" (Crystal)
  • You always find that song you've been scanning for on the radio just as it ends. (Peter Sztobryn)
  • When you break up with someone and for the next week every time you turn on the radio "your song" is playing. (Heather)
  • People in movie theaters who open there crinkly bags of food right when the main character says something REALLY important (Ramona Quimby Age 8)
  • PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS, and people who use the letters "u" and "r" to represent the words "you" and "are" ... ugh. (B Moffat)
  • people who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're"!!! UGH!!!! (Selene)
  • People who GAMBLE at Casinos, then complain after they lose all their money. (Elizabeth S)
  • When I tell people that I am a religous studies major and get asked are you going to be a nun. (Mary Woolley)
  • When you laugh so hard at something that, just as your crush walks by, you snort REALLY loud and you never do that! (Desiree)
  • When you do something really amazing that no one sees, then you can't do it anymore! (Dan Garner)
  • People who think everyone tall plays basketball. Do all short people play minature golf? (Glenn)
  • People who add an 'r' at the end of some words. Example: idear. It's very annoying. (Jessica)
  • Reading this and finding that someone's annoyance is actually something you enjoy doing. (Korbin)
  • When I'm waiting for a bus, and my friends have to drive by and honk at me, but don't stop to pick me up! (Christopher Cericola)
  • People who don't clean the headings out of forwards, so that there is more headings than forwards. (Emily)
  • When you call someone and they answer Hello... and you answer back, only to discover that it's the answering machine. (Sena)
  • When baggy clothes get caught on doorknobs and fences and you look like a dork trying to set yourself free. (Kris Bates)
  • When people say "don't get mad but..." Like that disclaimer is going to stop you from getting mad! (Melanie Raimondi)
  • You go to get an icecube and someone has taken all but one just so they didn't have to refill the tray. (Maia)
  • Boxes/envelopes or anything with perforated "easy open" strips - the package will rip anyplace but the perforations. (Al)
  • People who feel they must talk on a cell phone in supermarkets. "Yeah, hi, I'm in the produce section now." (Ashley)
  • When you buy someone a present, just to watch them open the same thing you got them from another person. (Lisa)
  • How about the fact that because you're tall you MUST have played basketball in high school! (Emily)
  • People who record long, tinny, indiscernible songs on their answering machines. People, I already have a radio! (Earth Sister)
  • When your mom pulls up right in front of the school in her crappy car and you're right next to the guy you LOVE. (Twisted)
  • When you are on a crowded escalator and the person directly in front of you steps off and stops. (Mike Volgesburg)
  • You're stuck behind 4 tourists walking abreast down the sidewalk. (Abz)
  • Outdoor Christmas decorations still on houses in April. Take them down, or at least turn off the lights! (Lori)
  • You reach for the keys in your purse and pour your coffee in it. (Cricket)
  • When you're left handed and you sit next to a right handed person and can't write because you keep hitting arms. (Cortney Toler)
  • When you take something apart and when you put it back together you have 3 screws left over. (Afshin)
  • You spend hours cleaning your windows, only to step-back and see streaks everywhere. (Da Great Oz)
  • You finally nestle into bed and realize the hallway light was left on. (Da Great Oz)
  • People who look at you and say "you've gained weight, haven't you" (as if you haven't noticed!!!!!)
  • That every time someone learns my name is Michelle, they have to sing that Beatles song. (Michelle)
  • When you've just sealed up an envelope and realize that you must make a correction in the letter. (D.D.)
  • When you meet the hottest looking guy you've ever seen ... and he proφptly and cheerfully introduces his boyfriend. (Foxfyre "Chance" Mackenzie)
  • When you go to your hometown to visit, and everyone asks, "You're not married yet?"; response is "You're not dead yet?" (Amy)
  • Buses that wait at the stop for an hour and then pull away just as you reach the door. (Clare)
  • People who post things on bulletin boards, and they're still there months after the event. (Verna)
  • Doors that don't open all of the way so you end up smashing face first into the glass. (Clare)
  • The person in front of you on public transit stretches backward and scratches their head over your lap. (Marcia Miller)
  • People rubbing my bulging pregnant belly. YOU WEREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH ME BEFORE, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN NOW?? (Linda)
  • That foam popcorn stuff in packages - it sticks to you and everything else it comes in contact with. (Toni)
  • Rectangular corned beef cans! The key-type opener always get screwed up and using a can opener is almost impossible. (Julie)
  • When you find that perfect shade of lipstick and, when you run out, it seems to have disappeared from all the stores. (Kristi Imler)
  • The power goes out, and you discover every flashlight you have has dead batteries. (Paul Rentz)
  • Getting your pictures back from special event only to find your eyes closed in all the pictures. (Donna)
  • When you're listening to a new cd and the secret song scares the bejeezus out of you (Your Mom)
  • That annoying confetti that people feel they must enclose in cards that falls all over the place when opened. (Amy Norris)
  • After a horrible night's insomnia, you fall into your best sleep ever, just before the alarm goes off. (Chris Braun)
  • You put something in a place where you'll "never forget it," and then you forget where that place was. (Christy Warren)
  • When those little dryer sheets get stuck in your jacket sleeve and you don't notice until you try to put your jacket on. (Brianne)
  • The paper milk carton that only opens enough to let you know its not gonna open right. (Evan Bradley)
  • When your best friend has a song in their head and when they tell you what it is it's automatically stuck in yours also. (Lauren)
  • The minute that your arms are full with something else your purse decide to slip off your shoulder. (Angie)
  • When you get an answering machine while ringing from a payphone with your last bit of change. (Kevin Hunt)
  • When you aren't able to open child-proof pill containers. (Lindsay "Pika" Rice)
  • Leather chairs that make obscene noises when you sit down. Then you try to do it again to prove it wasn't you. (Tim)
  • When the bottom rips out of the trash bag as you lift it out of the can.. (Lorvak)
  • Two words -- folding maps. (Lorvak)
  • You take 10 minutes getting your squirming toddler dressed for going out, when suddenly, you smell a dirty diaper. (Tracy)
  • Laughing so hard at a joke that you quite accidentally pass gas. (Marissa)
  • Corks that break in two when you try to open a wine bottle. (Vixen)
  • All those cardboard like advertising inserts in magazines that keep you from flipping thru the magazine. (Michelle McRae)
  • Having a gallon jug with a third of the washer fluid in your trunk because the reservoir only holds 2/3 gallons. (Judy Olson)
  • When you're singing your favorite song, only to realize you're singing the wrong words. (Sabrina)
  • SARAN WRAP!! Especially when it gets stuck to itself before any food is in it, and you have to keep "unsticking" it. (Carrie)
  • When you just finished painting your nails and every part of your body suddenly ITCHES so bad you HAVE to scratch. (Shelli)
  • Taking something apart and putting it back together only to find you have three extra pieces left over. (Joan Devore)
  • When you grunt, groan and strain to open a new jar, give up and hand it to someone else, who pops the lid right off. (Heather Strole)
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