Bathroom Annoyances

Bathroom Annoyances:

When your in the bathroom at school and you only have like 5 minutes and the pad machine takes like all of your money... (Ladeeda)
When you shave your legs and then when you go out you realise you've missed a bit! (Lefe)
When girls forget to shave their legs. (Andrew J.)
When people don't clean their ears. GROSS! (Andrew J.)
When you can't get your toothpaste to curl like it does in all the commercials. (Athena)
People who can't put the toilet paper on the right direction (rolls over the top) so it doesn't unroll the all the paper (yngstang)
When you use a public restroom, and you just know everyone is listening to you! (Kallista)
when you get out of the shower and the only towel in the bathroom is a hand towel (colin)
When your siblings squeeze out too much tooothpaste then try to push it back in. (GL20)
Using a friend's shower , but can't figure out how to work it, and won't ask because your standing there naked! (BabyBluez01)
You accidentally pass gass and everyone looks at you like you're an alien. Everybody toots! (buggie)
When your in a public restroom and someone opens the stall door and keeps it open to apologize to you. (Shayna)
When you're taking a shower and someone turns on the hot water downstairs! (Jackie)
When people complain to guys about leaving the toilet seat up. It takes about two seconds to put it down! Stop whining! (Cynical)
Bad breath....do people not know they have it? Brush! (~*Cutie*~)
When you start to take a shower, and you realize that you have no soap. (Dusto)
How on a pack of Dial soap, it says: Use like regular soap. What else can I do with it?! (Firefly)
When people leave one little tissue square on the toilet paper roll. No one can use that! (Princess)
When you really have to go pee and you can't get the front door unlocked in time. (Kristen)
sharing a bathroom with so many people that the bath mat is ALWAYS wet! (Carolyn)
when I use the urinal and the guy next to me starts to talk to me! (Ted)
when your in the shower with nice warm water and then someone decides it's time to wash the dishes!!!! (~*kerry*~)
When you say I'm gonna go to the bathroom and your friend says yah I have to go to!!!!!! HELLO you don't have to follow me! (*~kerrry~*)
When the person in the shower before you leaves the shower head pointing at the wall (~kelly~)
The bathrooms at schools, where the stalls only go up to your shoulder so you can see the person next to you! (Bob)
When people say Toirlet instead of toilet. or waRsh instead of wash (***Jessi***)
The worst thing is when you are about to leave the bathroom, and some guy opens the door without washing his hands. (Jose)
when you use a public bathroom with a broken seat, you sit, it moves,and you almost fall in!!! (twyla)
I hate it when I'm in the bathroom and I hear other peoples poop plop! (PooPeR HaTeR)
When the bathroom stays empty all day and I go in there and the closed door becomes a people magnet! (Crazed Mom)
When your sister has ten bottles of stuff in the shower and they fall on your toes! (doug)
When you've been in the shower so long your dad shuts the hot water off and you still have a ton of shampoo in your hair. (sheila)
When you go to take a shower in the morning and there's a nice long hair stuck to the bar of soap. (susan)
When people leave wet clumps of hair in the drain and on the floor. (Anya)
Women who insist on spending forever checking their hair and make-up while standing in front of the only sink that works (Kelly)
When your husband can keep his tools spotless, but can't clean up the little hairs left in the sink after shaving. (mumbo)
When you are at someones hoouse, and you use the bathroom, and when you flush, the water starts rising and wont go down! (Jessica (LOL1414))
People who don't flush. (jessie)
When women yell at you for leaving the toilet seat up but they don't think we have a problem when they use your razor. (AnimalHouse)
How hand dryer directions should read 1)push button 2)rub hand together 3)WIPE HANDS ON PANTS (Steph)
Dropping my toothbrush behind the toilet.(And then using it anyway? Ewwww!) (nanner)
When you can only get one piece of toliet paper at a time out of the dispenser. (LRG)
When someone leaves the toothpaste lid off. (Kaylee)
When you live in a sorority, and someone still manages to leave the toilet seat up (Teresa)
When people use the rest of the toilet paper roll and take a new one out but cant put it on the roller thingy!!! (Erin)
Spending thirty minutes in the shower to shave your legs and the second you walk out in the cold air you get stubble!! (Babs)
You finish going to the bathroom and you reach to flush, and the knob is wet, and you dont know why. (Carrie)
In the bathroom at another person's house, afterwards you realize the toilet won't flush... (Dollface)
I hate it when I get shampoo in my eyes because then I have to use conditioner so they won't get frizzy! (Shannon)
Stores that don't have a restroom for public use and your 4 yr old simply can't hold it any longer (Sharon)
When the bathroom uses the little individual squares of toilet paper, and you have to use 50. (Laura)
The toilet paper roll that won't start without shredding half the roll (Arlene M. Gordon)
When you're in a public bathroom and people are looking between the cracks to see if anyone is in the stall! (Eluria)
When you wake up at night and go to the bathroom then when your done you realize the lid is down. (jake)
Standing at a urninal at a crowded public washroom and the Complete Stranger next to you wants to make small talk. (Brewster)
When people bring their young children to the public restroom and they watch you do your buisness! (Angel)
When the stall door has no lock, so you have to keep it closed with your foot, while trying to stay on the toilet. (Beek Myster)
You use the bathroom after someone who did'nt dry their hands and you grab a wet door knob. (Lisa B.)
When you're in a public bathroom, someone pulls on the door and when it doesn't open they keep pulling. (alex)
When your shampoo bottle is running on empty and you can't get any out w/o it making that farting noise. (Stephers)
If you decide to use one of those toilet seat covers in public restrooms and they fall off the seat right when you sit. (Laurie)
When someone goes to the trouble of actually changing the toilet paper roll and they put it on backward! (Mariah)
Automatic Toilets: you bend to get the toilet paper, and you lift your weight off the toilet & it flushes before you wipe (Katie)
When you get in the shower to wash your hair only to find an empty shampoo bottle, but a half full conditioner bottle. (Brookes)
When people wait right outside the bathroom door for you to finish!!! (Angel)
When the floss pops through too fast and slices your gum. (clover)
When somebody leaves two sheets of toilet paper on the roll just because they don't feel like changing it. (Megan)
When your little sister who enjoys splashing finishes a bath and you walk in and almost kill yourself slipping on water. (Meli)
When you are wearing a bathing suit and you go to the bathroom and you have to strip almost naked in the stall. (Meli)
In the bathroom at someone's house, and the toilet paper is mounted across the room, so far that you have to stand up! (Meredith Housel)
Really cold aerosol deoderant. (The Great Lucaz)
Two words: portable toilets (Barbie)
When people don't put the cap on the toothpaste, so you squeeze it onto your toothbrush and its all hard and crusty. (angie)
Don't you hate it when you bend over to turn on the water in the tub and someone has left the shower head on? (Kim)
While entering the restroom at work you run into a coworker who'll actually hold a conversation from the next stall (Yo)
Public restrooms not being adequately equipped with toilet tissue and having to ask your neighbor for spare squares. (Jennifer)
Paper towels so high that water on your hands drips up to your elbows while you try to get paper towels to dry off with. (Ag)
Those toilets with sensors that flush constantly while using them, but when you are done then they are still as a pond. (Lisa)
Sitting on a wet toilet seat, not knowing what the wetness is. (Brenda)
When you turn on the knobs in the bathtub and someone forgot to turn off the shower and you get wet!!! (Shanna)
You have to reach up to the paper towel dispenser in the bathroom, so the water runs up your arms. (Carola Preusser)
When you're waiting for an important call and it finally comes just when you've sat down on the toilet. (Jacky & several others)
Every time you paint your nails it never fails you have to go to the bathroom. (Alicia Johnson)
Those stupid spring-loaded faucets at public restrooms that only let you wash one hand at a time. (Lorvak)
Automatic Toilets that flush when you're not done using it and your behind gets spashed. (Jerricha)
Having to wait in a long line to use the ladies room while the men zip right in and out. (Melody)
When you go to the ladies room and walk out later not knowing that your skirt is tucked into your stockings showing your underwear. (Lily)
When you only want shampoo out of an almost empty bottle and instead you end up with a golf ball sized amount in your hand. (Lily)
When you stumble in to the bathroom at 4am only to fall in the toilet, because someone left the seat up. (Jen & hundreds of others)
A public restroom with hand dryers that take 10 minutes to dry your hands. (Brett Six)
A man who can take anything apart and put it back together, yet can't put a new roll of toilet paper on the holder. (Rhonda)
You have to reach up with wet hands to get the paper towels and the water runs up to your armpits. (Donna Noto-Diaz)
Women who don't want to sit on the toilet seat because it might have germs, so they pee all over it instead. (Debbie Larkins)
You realize too late that there's no toilet paper. (About 1000 people)
When you have to pee in a cup at the doctor's and suddenly you can't go until the minute you get out of the office. (Chellsea Jones)

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