Pet Annoyances

Pet Annoyances:

When I buy a rat & it dies 4 days later then I buy a rat that hates me & that's the one that lives forever (Latin_Angel)
When cats meaow at you for ages until you feed them and then don't eat the food! (Lefe)
when i'm lying down, and my cat comes over and lies on me, and sticks her butt in my face!!!! (Kit Kat)
When friends have dogs named Sheila so half the time they say my name they're talking to the dog. (Sheila)
when you just by a new oak coffee table and the puppy decides it would make a nice snack (KJ)
When you get up in the morning and notice the dog has gotten into the junk and strewn it all around the house. (Kim)
When the neighbors dogs bark all night and keep your awake, but obviously the neighbors are deaf. (Lulu)
Catfight at 4am (Aniz)
people who don't clean up after their dog when taking a walk!! NASTY!! (BabyBluez01)
When my full grown St. bernard jumps on my bed at night scaring me half to death because he's afraid of lighting (Evil Latin Angel)
My cat sleeps on my legs and when I go to roll over she gets pissed and bites me. (.:leesha:.)
When cats decide the edge of the mini-blinds are a good spot to poke their heads through to see outside (Angel)
When my very big dog lightly bumps the bathroom door, just as I am going to open it....ouch!!! (Jodie)
Whn you go to wear your favorite dark outfit and the cat slept on it all night leaving hair EVERYWHERE. (**Jules**)
You're trying to eat and the dog looks up at you as if she's a starving child from a Third World Country. (mh)
how your neighbor's cat insists on following you to school, then when you reach down to pet it, it bites you and runs away.... (sarah)
When my cat jumps off my stomach at the slightest noise and leaves really visible scars. (Grrrr)
When your dog decides your freshly made bed is the best place to dry off after a bath. (Professor)
My dog won't crap when I take him out for a 30 minute walk, but as soon as we come back, surpriiise!! (Rosa Ferrer)
Your cat will only puke when its dark and you are almost asleep. (Whitney)
When your cat scraches at your face when your alarm clock goes off and you don't get up. (Nix)
When your cat pretends to want you to pet them but then he bites you when you do. (~*Raven*~)
When your kitten decides that your new $400.00 curtains make a perfect ladder to the window sill. AAAAAAHHHH!! (~*Valerie*~)
the cat throws up in the night and for sure you'll step in it on the way to the kitchen for a midnight snack! (Janet)
When the dogs starts to drink and walks away with his mouth open and drips water all over the floor!!! (Why would I tell you??)
When you're trying to hear the big surprise ending to a mystery show and the parakeet won't shut up. (Vickie)
When you have company and the dog gets so excited he forgets himself and pees on the floor. (Smiley)
When you have on your best Sunday clothes and the dog pees on your foot. (~*Betty Crocker*~)
The cat waits until AFTER you get out of the shower to come out and rub up against your legs (melinda)
When the dog wants out so bad she runs into the back of your legs and knocks you on your butt when you open the door. (Akasha)
You clean the litter box, and as soon as you start walking away, the cat comes and goes to the bathroom. (Carrie)
People that ask me if i have a saddle for my great dane. (bill)
How your dog drinks out of the toilet but then when you get it fresh water, it wont drink it. (Carrie)
When my dog barks at every fly in the house, but when there was a robber...complete silence. (Titania)
Your cats ignore you all day, but the second you sit in your computer chair, they're on the keyboard asleep. (Ashley Ruby)
When your cat can hear your alarm clock go off, and he knows it's time to start crying at your door for food. (Becca)
Whenever the cat is in heat your leg seems to be the most attractive thing in the room (Angie)
My puppies think the cats litterbox is a snack bar,and they want to kiss me after a snack. (JULIE)
When the cat decides that the kitchen table is it's new bed. (Mandy)
The cat thinks the stairs is the best place to rub against your legs. (Jen)
Your cats get flees so you buy shampoo. It tells you to lather cat and wait five minutes (Don't they have cats?) (Melissa)
When you go to someone's house and their dog either sniffs your crotch or humps your leg. (Allyson)
When the dogs refuse to do their duty outside and then pee on the door after you let them back in. (sissygal14)
When your dog begs to go outside, and then decides that it would rather just sit on the porch. (white19dog)
Everytime you're busy the cats ask for attention but when you want a cat for comfort they run away or disappear. (alex)
People who don't want dog do-do in their own yard so they take fido for a walk and do-do on someone else's yard! (Shelly)
The dog refuses to go outside and later on you find it has left a little present on your living room rug. (Cristina Killingsworth)
You finish giving your dogs a bath, then let them out to the backyard, and they roll in the dirt! (Viki)
Your dog decides that it wants to go out the exact moment you've made yourself totally comfortable in bed. (Krys)
Seeing your cat laying in the middle of the clothes that you just took out of the dryer. (Larry B)
You get all dressed up for that special meeting that you are already late for and the dog jumps on you with muddy paws. (Wendy)
Company is coming. You have just changed the litter box and sweet kitty decides to welcome them with his/her malodorous gift. (Julie St.Pierre & Katherine)
How people always refer to pet feces as presents. I don't know how you celebrate, but... (Ashley)
You are eating dinner while watching a movie in the living room. You set your food down for a minute while you go to the restroom. When you come back you find doggie has consumed your dinner! (Josh G.)

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