Duh... Annoyances

Duh... Annoyances:

when you are talking to someone and say I forgot what I was gonna say then they keep asking you What? What were you gonna say?....obviously I forgot, seeing as I told you I did! (~*~Kryssie~*~)
When people say 'duh' when you know you made a mistake (Taryn)
When you go to spit out the window, and its shut. (Ray Hardy)
Why would anybody go on a complaint page just to complain about people complaining? Hypocrites! (KJ)
When you're wearing coloured contacts and the person you're talking to says Did you know you have purple eyes?? (Lyndzi)
when you have to read 40 different versions of the same annoyance! try to think of new ones people!! (iCandi)
Two faced people who don't have the nerve to tell you what their problem is. (QT)
When they call it a near miss. A near miss is a hit! (biggunr)
When people say WWAAAAZZZUUP! (Andrew J.)
When you try to look at your watch so you turn your wrist only you're holding a cup of coffee (Jade)
The fact that the Knicks always make it so far along in the NBA playoffs and then screw up at the end. (Cindy)
When people ask me if I'm related to that creep Austin Powers because my last name is Powers!!!!! (Resa)
When I mention that my boyfriend has a twin sister and people ask if they are identical or fraternal. (Kel)
Peepl hoo cant spel simpel werds like Wenzday and woter and hawt doggz (Krisamonerachu)
How people from other countries think Canadians live in igloos, have sled dogs, eat blubber, wear plaid...etc! (Lauren)
I hate it when some refers to their brain as their brains. You only have one!!!! (Sam)
When somebody calls your house and they have the wrong number... so they call you back 3-5 times just to make sure!! (Leah)
When women have contacts, breast implants, and live with their parents and tell us guys that they need a real man! (Aaron)
People who see my binder that's covered in frog stickers and says You like frogs? No, but I'm just MAD about penguins... (laura)
People who use credit cards for everything and then wonder whey they're up to their ears in debt. (victem of society)
People who say It's 2:00 a.m. in the morning. What do they think the a.m. is for? (Margery)
People who walk up to you at garage sales and ask you if your car is for sale or something. Geez, what do you think? (laura)
When people say ATM machines. It's redundant! Also when they say hot water heater. why would you heat up hot water? (Jenni)
The doorbell rings and someone asks who's at the door. How should I know, there's a door between me and them! (*~.:Sarah:.~*)
when a cop pulls me over and asks how fast i was going. duh! shouldn't he know! hes the one who pulled me over! (ted)
when people ask if they can borrow a piece of gum. duh, like they're gonna give it back anyway. (StupidPeoplePissMeOff)
When you grab something at the same time as someone else and they ask 'did you want that?' No I felt like grabbing it! ()
When you go to take a big gulp of milk only to find out that it went sour last week! (mystikal 1)
When I tell someone my name and they ask how to spell it.....do you know your months? (December)
When you're running late and the person you're supposed to meet calls you at home and asks where are you! um,you called me (Kristina)
When people come to my payment counter and ask if we take cash. No, we're only accepting purple jellybeans today. (Gr8tGreenEyedGal)
When people don't know the difference between your and you're (take a look at the other annoyances and you'll see) (JesterPoet)
When you tell someone you are in the military, and they say Do you know so and so? like I know all 200,000 Marines. (George)
when people ask my identical twin sister and I if we are sisters (duh) (Angel)
When your little and playing hide and go seek. No one can find you, and all of a sudden you have to go to the bathroom. (Victoria)
When people say " I could care less." Its "I COULDN'T care less." Get it right guys! (Emily B)
Winning One Dollar from Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes. (Camera)
When people ask me did you order this weather? no I ordered a cheese burger! (shawn)
it REALLY annoys me when people call my house and let it ring forvever if I don't pick up!! (Candi Cane)
When you e-mail something to the wrong person! (*~*Alli*~*)
people who gossip then get mad when you won't tell them your deepest darkest secrets - duh (kati)
People who call 9-1-1 to ask for directions. DUH! Since when did that become an emergency? (LittleVoice)
When the teacher calls on someone with a raised hand and the kid says, I have a question. I mean..DUH! (~LIZ~)
When your hair is brown one day, blond the next, and people ask Did you color/lighten your hair? No, I got new glasses (Chippy)
People who ask Can I ask you a question ? (Joan Rivers)
when you look at your watch with a drink in that hand! (chuky)
When I just finish writing out my annoyance and click the 'whoops start over' button by accident! (*Missy*)
when you are so excited that your annoyance gets posted and then you read who made it and you realize you spelt your name wrong (~*kerry*~)
When people put HELLO after everything they say (Window)
When you are crying and look totally upset and someone comes up to you and says, Are you okay? (Cass)
u ask some 1 how 2 spell a word,and they tell u 2 look itup ina dictionary.how ru suposed 2 look itup if u cant spell it (Kalsie)
When a friend says, I have something I really want to tell you, but I can't tell you. Why say it if you can't tell? (Heather)
when people say stupid stuff like close your eyes and see if you can still hear me (jamie)
When people say, that its probably the last place you will look, well duh when I find it I'm not going to keep looking (Allison)
How your friends repeat everything you say on the phone, like... I'm going outside, your going outside? No I'm lying! (sarah)
When people tell you their order is 'to go' when they come thru the drive-thru...how dumb can we get???? (Barbara)
People who want to know exactly how big a 16 zo or 32 oz drink is? Go Figure! (Chynah)
how on the packages for curling irons and hair dryers they say don't use it in the bathtub. Like, duh! (musette)
When a person asks you a question over and over again even though you already gave them the answer. (Nightwaters)
When your walking down the hall with a friend and you're talking to them and someone opens a door and you walk into it... (Andrea (Devi) Trenary)
People who phone you for information and don't even have a pen ready (leigh)
When you know exactly what you are talking about and some idiot tries to tell you different. (David B)
When they put an expiration date on water, HELLO! it is WATER! (Hunnie)
When ever people say it took them a light year's time to do something. A Light year is DISTANCE, not TIME!! (Smfreebird)
When people can't stop complaining about what people say about their names! (Brian)
when you walk in a room to get something and instantly forget what you came in the room to get! (cooper)
When...oh man i forgot! (HeIkO)
When people ask me 'Where's Hobes?' (Calvin)
When people here my name and they sing Obladi Oblada or when they call me Ablagadabla and Medullaoblangata. (Abla)
Yes, I know my name means 'nothing' in Spanish. (Nada)
When people hear my name and start singing that stupid beatles song. (Michelle)
I'm a certified nurses aid, whenever I have to go somewhere in my uniform someone always asks me if I'm a nurse!!!! (Jeny)
How in cartoons and everywhere else, people spell characters screams as AIEE. Hello. . .that's NOT how people scream! (Killer Onion)
When people call me 'Mr. Freeze' or are you related to Mr. Freeze? I hate it! AAUGGH!! (Jeff Freeze)
How I can remember the entire theme song to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but not what I got up to do 10 minutes ago. (Lopo)
When I tell people I'm from Alaska and they ask if I know their friend from there! Yeah, it's a really small state! (Amber)
When someone comes up to my deli counter and asks if we have bologna. NO, we sell freakin candles, what do you think??? (Alycia)
Right after you drop all your bills in the mailbox toy realize you forgot to put stamps on them! (Mike Dickert)
When you tell people that you are Canadian and they say, "Hey, you say must 'eh' a lot, eh!" (BJ)
When people post an annoyance regarding THIS website just so they are certain thier post will be posted. (de no sense))
People that feel the need to tell you just HOW drunk they were last night and how positively funny it was. (stephanie)
When, on Feb. 2, my birthday, at least three idiots always ask me if I saw my shadow when I woke up. (Shaun)
It drives me insane when people pronouce pOtatOes as puhtatuhs! AAHHH! (Emily)
when you insult someone and they say yo momma what's that about? (stef)
I live in Finland, so everyone thinks I have polarbears and reindeers as pets and that I know Santa personally. (Heidi)
When you are reading the best part of a book and you drop it, loosing the page. ((SPAZ!))
When people say do you like hot cocoa? when i tell them my name. Grrr. (Koko)
When people yell I'm coming!!! when the phone is ringing. It's not like the person on the other end can hear you!! (Carlee)
People who start singing Dixie when I tell them my name, or ask if I know the Dixie Chicks. (Dixie)
The small print on sleeping tablet bottles that informs you that the contents may make you drowsey! Surely not?!!!! (Wrighty)
Censorship. It really sucks. I would go into a huge list about why I hate it but I can't---------------See what I mean?! (Killer Onion)
How people add an s onto everything-- for reals, laters, etc... (Erin Rae)
When they put the ingredients on water bottles and all it says is water! Duh!!!!!!!! (Mallory)
People that say Do you know what I mean? after almost every sentence. Duh? Nope! I have no idea what you mean....... (Sandra)
I hate it how on cartoons the people dress in the same clothes every single day! Don't they ever do laundry? (Janelle)
People who say that my panic attacks are just all in my head (Juli)
When people add an R to things that DON'T have an R! Ex: WaRshington, waRshing the clothes,etc. (ME)
You're in marching band, someone sees you in the wool uniform and askes you if you are hot (and we live in TEXAS!) (Erin)
When you come to school with 9 giant stiches in your forehead and people ask you, did it hurt? (~raeann~)
Teenagers have to pay adult prices to see movies, but can't see R rated movies because we're not considered adults (lisa)
People who don't know the difference between your and you're. (Dude)
The warning label on a blow dryer that says do not use in tub. (Kristen)
The directions on a shampoo bottle... (cindy)
When someone asks you how much a $5 gift certificate costs. (~*Raven*~)
When you can't get a job because you lack experience. How do they expect you to get experience if nobody will hire you? (Charlene)
Long Annoying Lists : ) (Regga Will)
When people talk about how the last time they saw you, you were under the age of three, then ask if you remember them. (Marty)
Hey, what's your secret... (wink, wink) (Victoria)
The phrase New and Improved. If it is new, it never existed before, but if it is improved, it had to exist before. (Jamie Anderson)
I take out my three month old son and he's dressed in blue from head to toe and people ask me if he is a boy or girl (Tracey)
When you stand waiting to use the pay-phone and the person using it asks if you want to use it! Of course I do! (Adam)
No, My name isn't short for Tiffany, My name is just unique and different. OKAY?!?!?! (Tiffin)
My name is Gabrielle, no i don't know the one from Xena, I never will, and will y'all stop asking? (GABRIELLE)
Yes, just like the city. Yes, just like the Cowboys. Yes, just like the show. I get it. Trust me. (Dallas)
When you leave the room to go get something, but when you get there, you forget what you were getting! (suzie)
When the phone company says, Call us if there's a problem (~*Amy*~)
My name is Christopher Robinson. No, I do not know Whinnie the Pooh or Tigger. That is Christopher Robin. (CHRISTOPHER ROBINSON)
When people call me Agent Scully and ask me if i've seen any UFO's recently, because i'm a female FBI agent. (Ilona)
Yes, my real name is Rebel, no i did not inspire a James Dean movie, no i don't have a cause, and no i'm not a gladiator (Rebel)
My last name is Coltrain. My name is not Roscoe P. , Ryan P. , or Roscoe. That was the sheriff on the Dukes of Hazzard (Ryan)
When people ask me at work if the door (the only one there) is to the outside. NO! It's the door to the 5th dimension! (Tiffany)
People who don't know how to say the word celtic.. it's pronounced KEL-TIK not SELL-TIK (Persy)
When a cop pulls me over in my DeLorean just to ask me if it really goes Back To The Future when I hit 88! (Robert)
When Briney Spears says that natural is the way to go, but she wears makeup and has boob implants. (HIPPOCRITE!!) (melly)
Yes, my last name is Walker. Yes, I live in Texas. No...I am not a Ranger. I get it already. (Brent)
When people order the biggest meal on the menu, super size it, then order a diet coke. What's the point? (SunSky)
When one finds out I'm a Caribbean girl they suddenly think I do nothing but lie on a beach all day.We go to school too! (Simone)
When people find out I'm from Waco, Texas and they either back away or ask if I knew David Koresh. Yeah, he was my dad. (Christina)
When people find out my name is Angel and ask where my wings and halo are. (Angel)
How you have to put those gowns on in the hospital that don't close in the back, and the nurses ask you if your are comfortable. (Carrie)
When people call Koalas Koala Bears. It's not slightly related to a bear (Kelli)
All the stupid people and companies that say the millennium starts on 2000 when it actually starts on 2001! (T. Rowand)
My last name is Henke, and I always hear, Can I blow my nose in you, HANKY? or HANKY PANKY! It's OLD now!!!! (Stacey Henke)
When people poke bruses and say does that hurt? No - I like pain! (Duh??)
Because I'm blonde people greet me with their dumb blonde joke. If I'm so dumb, why do I have a 92.3% average?? (Mellie)
When i tell people my name, and they say,like the horror movie? (Carrie)
When you ask for change for a dollar, and they say "4 quarters?" No, i want 100 pennies! (Shannon Marie~)
When you show up with a cast on your arm and someone asks you if it's broken. Nah, the cast is a fashion statement. (Titania)
When your in your work uniform and someone's like Going to work? NO ! I just love the Taco Bell look! DUH!! (JeWeL)
When people find out I live in Kansas and they ask me if I know Dorothy. Ya... and I'm best friends with Toto. (Amanda)
When I tell people my name and they're like, Cool! Are you related to Tyra Banks?! No, idiots, it's my FIRST name... (Tyra)
When you wear a Star Trek: Voyager T-shirt, and twenty people ask you, Do you like Star Trek? No, I hate it. *sigh* (Becca)
When I tell someone my name and they either say Is your phone number 867-5309? or they say Jennay (Forrest Gump) (Jenny)
My last name is Springer...I wish I had a dime for every person who asked if I was related to Jerry!!!!! (Spooky)
When you start a movie and your friend asks a zillion questions about it even though you've seen just as much as she has (Sipper)
When people say You don't know Jack! Who the hack is Jack? (Katherine)
I live in Australia and, NO, I don't ride on kangaroos! (krystan)
When people find out my name is spelled Jean Paul, they say Oh, hello, Jean like jeans instead of Jean (pronounced John) (Jean Paul)
When someone calls your house and says,You home yet? (ERIC)
When it's Saturday and you forgot to turn the alarm clock off. (Eluria)
Packets of chips that say you could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (KABIE)
When people watch me write and go, Your left-handed? Na, ya think? (Lissa)
People who come to the beach to play in the water but run for cover when it starts raining! (Dex129)
When I tell people my name and they ask, Oh did your parents name you after the Beach Boys song? No Wasnt born yet! (Barbaranne)
When people see a picture of my sister and say Wow, you guys look NOTHING alike. SHE'S so pretty. Thanks, folks. (Shannon)
When people type w/numbers that are supposed to represent words, ex: 2=to and 4=for. (Chels)
When you say, Can I have a drink of water? and someone says Why, you thirsty? No, I wanna see if my neck leaks. (~*Martine*~)
When people say, YO ADRIENNE! (Adia)
When I wear a t-shirt with my favorite band on it, and people say to me, You like them? No, it's for my health! (ML)
Warnings on hair dryers that state do not use in the shower. (kate)
My last name is Beatty.When people see my name they say are you related to Warren Beatty? (melissa)
When you turn a bottle upside down to read what's on the bottom only to find it reads: Do not turn upside down. (Lerbie)
When you get a sunburn and someone says,Did you know you have a sunburn? (Meg)
When people find out I'm from Waco Texas and ask me if I've ever heard of the compound. Or worse, if I'm a survivor! (The Nerd)
When people make fun of me for being tall. I mean, yeah, it's all my fault you're SHORT!! (Nerd)
When I tell people I'm from Canada & they ask if I live in an igloo & have a dog sled.. *rolls eyes* (~*Stacey Thomas*~ aka.. CanEHdianChic)
Waking up and getting ready for school only to find out that it is Saturday!!!! (Chelsea)
When someone puts mail in the chute at the post office, and then opens the door again to make sure it went down. (Heather)
When I wear a marching band jacket and people ask me if I'm in marching band. Naw, I just like to wear it, and pretend. (Danielle)
My last name is Dover and people ask me if my brothers name is Ben and if I have a sister named Eileen. GROW UP!! (Kristina)
When you're a twin someone asks, are you twins? YES. Then they ask, are you sisters? What do you think?? (TWINZER3)
When i say i'm thirsty and somebody says, oh, do you want a drink?....no i want a cookie! (deadio)
Messages that offer free stuff if you forward it to everyone, and the people who think they'll ACTUALLY get something! (Doug)
I'm Canadian. I do not live in Toronto. I do not live near Toronto. No, I do not know your friend from Toronto. (Rob Albo)
Peepl hoo culdnt spel too sav there livs (Amy)
Anyone who refers to the New Millennium as going to occur in the year 2000. Doesn't anyone know there was no year 0? (Carla)
When people leave a message on your answering machine and dont say the time they called, or the day, or even their name! (purplechicken)
When you have a really bad sunburn and people say things like You're really burnt aren't you? or does it hurt? (Erin-Emily)
When people say, it's always the last place you look. Well, of course it is! Who's going to keep looking after they've found it? (celeste)
When people ask Why are you so short?. Hmm.. It might have somthing to do with my parents being short... (Dave)
When I am chating online and every girl asks me if i have a girlfriend. I am a girl. (Taylor)
When you see something like a package of wooden spoons and the label says Wooden Spoons, it's like, DUH. (Amber)
People are constantly asking me where's Ken?, as if I've never heard that one before (Barbie)
When I tell people my name's Mackenzie, then they ask whats your first name? ... Why would I give them my last name? (Mackenzie)
When I tell people that I work at a Nuclear Power Plant and they ask "Do you glow in the dark?". (Mike)
Your baby is dressed in pink with a headband and someone asks. "Is it a boy?" (Cortney S)
Living in Las Vegas and having people ask you "What casino do you live in?" Like we don't have homes here. (Jacky)
People who have known you for about ten seconds and insist on calling you a cutsie nickname. (Megan)
When people say Warshington. HELLO people it's Washington. (Sara)
When guys try to impress us girls by walking like they have someone hanging on their leg! Whats up with that? (Candice)
The way companies put Nutritional Information on bottled water...IT'S WATER!!! (Ashley)
When you have a family get together and your boyfriend comes and you're standing there holding hands and some one asks "Is that your boyfriend?" (KAYLEE)
When people find out i'm a government intern they all want to know if i'm like monica. haha. you're not funny. (Anne)
When I tell people I'm studying to be a teacher and they ask me if I like kids- well duh?! (Kate R.)
People who see me with my guide dog, or using a white cane, and ask me if I'm really blind! (Bonnie)
People find out that I'm from Texas and they ask where my boots, cowboy hat, and horse are? (Yvette)
Your car breaksdown, you are standing in front of it with the hood up, and someone pulls up and asks, "Having trouble?" No, just giving the car a little extra air. (Larry Mc.)
When people find out the my name is Jill, they always ask where Jack is. (Jillian)
You're minding your own business when some self-proclaimed happiness guru tells you to "smile". (Daniel K)
When you get all pumped up over a game you just bought, and it turns out your system isn't powerful enough to play it. (Steve)
Having someone else tell you your pants are unzipped. (Rich L)
Those people that do the little quotations with their fingers. (Addie)
Going fishing and not catching anything and five minutes after you leave, someone catches a trophy fish in your fav spot. (M Stone)
People who have bad breath and insist on talking to you only inches from your face. (Aidan "AZA")
Upon hearing that I am from Dallas, people say one of two things, EVERY time: "Go Cowboys!" or "Oh, where JFK was shot." (Poliana Irizarry)
Personal ads that say "I like to have fun." Who doesn't? We're not a society of masochists here. (Deric)
People who think the traffic light changes by holding the WALK button in. (Bob)
Having to punch 15 different numbers at a business before you finally get to talk to a human. (Ruth Thompson)
You are late and you grab a pair of pants you wore yesterday, only to realize your undies are balled in the leg. (Kristen)
People who go to a store and it's closed, see the lights off and pull the door. It's locked, but they pull a few more times. (Shea)
When people take their time to page you and then when you call back the phone is busy or they are not home. (Sherry N.)
You ask your mom to make you a sandwich and she says "Poof! You're a sandwich!" (Jules)
When you're a girl thats 6'1" and people feel obliged to say "MY GOD YOU'RE TALL!" You don't say? (Angela)
When people don't know, when to use commas. (Dana)
You drive somewhere, wondering why the car is so sluggish, then you realise you had the hand brake on the whole time. (Charnelle)
When someone who bought you a piece of clothing keeps asking you if maybe they should have gotten a bigger size. (Whitney)
When people use the words, "because i said so" when they don't want to give you a real explanation. (Abby)
People who pronounce the word "coupon" as if it were spelled "q-pon". (Markus And Sarah)
When people walk up to you and say "WOW! You have really long hair!" It's like you didn't know. (Emily Calder)
You're moving into your new place and a passing neighbor says, "Moving in?" as you unload your bed and other boxes. (Andrea Joyce)
When people point to their wrist and ask you the time, it's like pointing to your crotch when you ask where the bathroom is. (Jennie)
People who like to use long, intelligent sounding words - and have no idea what the word means. (Lee Greenway)
People who say like, like, all the time, like. (KerryKaye)
People who use "its" and "it's" interchangably! (Cassandra)
Signwriters who think that EVERY 's', no matter what the context, should have an apostrophe clinging to it for dear life. (John Gow)
When you know the words to a song and try to tell your friend who is singing the wrong words, but they ignore you. (Krissy)
Whenever you are washing your car, someone comes up to you and says "You can do mine next, if you like" (Ian)
People who hum and whistle random songs that they seem to make up on the spot ... and do so CONSTANTLY. (Emily Dean)
When people say "no offense but..." and offend you. (Steph)
You come to school with your hair 4" shorter than the day before and people ask you if you got your hair cut. (Kristen)
You're the next person to use the washer after someone has washed a kleenex in their clothes. (Stepnhalf)
People who tell you a "funny" story about ten times and at the end of every time they say "I guess you had to be there." (Meghan G)
People who don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" when they write. (Sooziecue)

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