Parent vs Kids Annoyances:
  • How everyone one TV seems to be Widowed, Divorced or a single parnet. HEY MY PARENTS FIGHT, they're still together!!!!!! (*Emma*)
  • When your parents say, IF I DID THAT WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE... (*Emma*)
  • The way my dad never sticks up for me when my stepmom calls me names, just because she is GREAT in bed or something.=*( (Jamie)
  • when people come up to me and my twin sister and ask us of we're twins, and then they say, you guys look so much alike (Nicki)
  • When you think you are right but you find out your mum is right and she says that stupid saying 'mums are never wrong' (Suzie)
  • when my mother listens to my phone conversation and wants to know (and comments on) everything i'm talking about (lauren)
  • When your dentist tries to strike up a conversation while you have all those gadgets in your mouth. (laura)
  • Parents can borrow money from YOU.. But when you need it, you get a lecture! (Angel)
  • When your mom askes you to do something that you've done a million times before and then continues to tell you how to do it. (Hanna)
  • When you're dad makes a whistle out of a straw and goes on to blow it loudly in restaurants. (Liz)
  • When parents say clean your room and their's is at least ten times dirtier than yours! (Tumbleweed)
  • When my mom finds out everything that happened in detail when I think that it was perfectly planned for her not to (Dan)
  • How my mother insists on using words like, cool, awesome, right on, aaaaah - parents shouldn't say that stuff!!! (Firefly)
  • When I ask my mother for something and she says Go ask your father and when I ask him he says Go ask your mother UGH (Denise)
  • When babies do the rasberry thing, get all spitty, and their parents wipe it away with their fingers. Use a napkin! (Killer Onion)
  • When you drive your parent's car and put gas in it but when they take your car out, they don't put gas in it! (Sheri)
  • My mother makes me clean my room before the maid comes! (Alex Hargrave)
  • When I'm on the phone it's ok for my mum to talk to me but when she is on the phone it's not ok for me to talk to her!*~ (~*chelsea*~)
  • when i ask my dad why he did somethin, and he'll answer-to make girls like you ask questions!! :;growl:: (Crystal)
  • That crazed look in your mom's eyes when you tell her your ahh...current math grade..not good.... (sarah-())
  • When your dad starts dancing in the car,taking his hands off the wheel for a breif terrifying second! Not funny! (sarah-(yes sarah u wrote this))
  • When your mom or dad orders you to get something for them, even though they're closer to the object than you! (Girlie)
  • When parents loose their kids in the store and then have the nerve to yell at THEM when they are found! (Bear)
  • You finally have lots of money but your parents say you can't spend it cause you should spend you money wisely! Whatever! (Julie)
  • My stepdad telling me I have five minutes on the phone with my real daddy...who does he think he is??? (*Red*)
  • Parents who nagged you to eat everything on your plate, and then think you should diet! (AutumnsEmbrace)
  • Unsolicited pregnancy/child-rearing advice from strangers. Especially when their bratty kid is with them... (Lori M.)
  • When I say hey mom or I just ask her a question and she doesn't answer me and just stands there. (ashley)
  • babies crying in restaurants or movies and the parents don't do anything about it. take the damn thing outside! (bean)
  • little children who point at random objects and expect you to know what they want. (jessi)
  • Things this family has that don't get used; i.e., towel racks, clothes hampers... (Wimberly)
  • When my mom says: if all your frieds were jumping off a bridge, would you join them? ( Mom: grab the dictionary and look up 'bungie jumping...') (Evie)
  • That look adults get when they learn that one of your teenaged friends parked their car in a tree. (Ryan)
  • when my dad is cooking supper and right in the middle he'll scream BAM like that emril guy from t.v. (stef)
  • When your friends are over and your little brother decides to tell them (for the 100th time) the names of EVERY! Pokemon (*~K@reBe@r~*)
  • When my mom wakes me up at 2am to fix the computer when all she needed to to was reboot. (Grant in Brantford)
  • When little kids get up early....even after going to bed late....then they're crabby all day (mmytab)
  • When your infant finally learns how to do that raspberry thing with his lips, and practices it every time you feed him. (mumbo)
  • When your parents say if everyone jumped off a bridge would you.No but i don't think that what i did was that drastic. (And - have parents who say that ever heard of bungie jumping?) (jessie)
  • How my momo tries to be cool by trying to learn the words to my favorite songs. (Ashley A)
  • Your parents ignore you the whole day, and the moment your fave program comes on they want to chat! (~Shruti~)
  • I say Mom we need a dishwasher. Her response We already have one, you! (Sarah)
  • I couldn't believe this wasn't on the parents and kids. When they say BECAUSE I SAID SO! THE worst. (BoBbYisGoD)
  • When your date's parents start to ask you questions like what do you do? What does you father do? (Yaky)
  • When you're little parents keep the cookies out of your reach, but keep the cleaners and poisons in the bottom cabinet (Nicole)
  • When my little brother does something to purposely get me in trouble and denies it. (Melissa)
  • When my mom says - Just because everyone else is doing it doesn't mean you have to do it. (Ashley)
  • When you bump into parents' stuffs on the floor they say it's your fault, but when they bump into yours, it's your fault (Ginger)
  • When your Dad answers the phone, and just because it is a guy, proceeds to ask a million personal questions. (sarah)
  • When my mom yells at me in Korean (extensively), and I can't understand ANY of it,.. but I know it's BAAAAD.... (DEEPLY TROUBLED)
  • When you tell your parents, my arm hurts when I go like that, and they ansnwer with then don't go like that. (Janine)
  • When parents tell you that you cant do something and then they go and do it them selves (Brandi)
  • When Mom drives & Dad complains. Mom givesup, stops, & gives wheel to him. Then vice-versa. All the way to Grandma's 14hrs away. (~lauren~)
  • When your mother asks what you want for your birthday, and gets something else you don't want. (Jen)
  • When your kids ask for and get things that require hours of assembly. (Lesley)
  • When you tell your parents that you've lost something and they say " Where did you lose it?" (ste)
  • When your two-year-old would rather play with the box instead of the toy that came in it! (eric)
  • When parents ask How stupid do I look? It's like, do you really want me to answer that?? (jenny)
  • When parents say: Don't be a smart ass! What, would they rather us be a dumb ass? (D.A.)
  • When a cute guy guy walks by as your mom announces to the world that you still can't wear anything bigger than a 32A (Alexis)
  • Your dad saying something he should be saying to a three year old in public to have everyone turn and look at you. (Kate79)
  • When you meet a really nice guy on the internet, and the next time he sends you a message, your mom writes him back. (Kristin)
  • When your son leaves his crayons in the car to melt. (Natalie)
  • When you complain to your parents about something not being fair and they answer you with Life isn't fair. (Cassandra)
  • As soon as you find something your kids will eat and it's good for them, the supermarket stops stocking it. (Jill)
  • When your parents say We'll think about it even though you've asked them the same question for the last three days. (It must be equally annoying to be asked the same question day after day when you are thinking about it, too, I suppose...) (Crystal Kegebein)
  • When you are doing something wrong and your parents ask 'Do you want a spanking'? Like what kid is gonna say 'oh, why not'! (Zena)
  • When people tell me that i'm looking more and more like my father. Well yeah, he is my dad. (Mike A.)
  • when you go shopping for pants and your mom asks you if it fits in the crotch okay, in front of a bunch of people! (christi)
  • When I tell my Father I want something and he replies with, "People in Hell want ice water. " (Zoe)
  • When your mom tells you to clean your room about 4000 times that day and when you finally do it gets dirty by the next day and she asks you to clean it again. (Josh G)
  • When people approach my 2 year old son and ask him "So do you have a name"..."No, we decided to call him 'hey you' until he is old enough to pick out his own name". (Nicki)
  • When I'm correcting my kids, I catch myself saying things that MOM said to me! Sounds just as stupid now as it did then! (Linda)
  • Whenever you try on pants, your mom always has to see what it looks like in the butt. (PePe)
  • Your 13-year-old son would rather ride on the cargo rack than be seen INSIDE the car with you. (Terry Meiners)
  • When your 22 month old son says "F#%&" in front of your Mother In Law. (Robert)
  • Your mother always walks into the room when the one profane word is uttered, quite loudly, in a movie you are watching. (Anonymous)
  • When you answer the phone and your mom forgot to turn the answering machine off and you have to screamthroughtherecording. (Manpreet Kaur)
  • When the show you're watching doesn't get sexy until your father walks in the room. (Rachel)
  • A child gains control of the TV and picks the one kiddie show that sucks your will to live. i.e. Teletubbies (Jen Manna)
  • Hearing your parents say, "Well, you are not everyone else." a billion times. (Bridgette)
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