Love, Lust and Get Lost Cards You Won't See in the Store...

You're a hot enough chick. I would date you. But my boyfriend would probably be upset. (Added by Josh Zimmerman)
Having you in my life makes me feel all warm inside... but that's because you make it a living hell! (Added by CJ)
You were my world until you became as bIG AS ONE (Added by lilangel)
Sorry I have to dump you, but your parents are no longer able to afford the monthly payments. (Added by k8)
Of course I liked you when we first met. You were much better looking then. (Added by k8)
It's not that I don't find you attractive. Well, okay maybe it is. (Added by k8)
Thanxs for making my life a misery (Added by Sarah)
You made my life a fairy tale - bloody Grimm!! (Added by Em)
You're a spiritual person....I'll put it this way...it seems that my Karma ran over your Dogma.....sorry! (Added by Julie-Anne)
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.....hate me because your boyfriend thinks so! (Added by sara)
We have a love hate relationship... You love me and I hate you! (Added by Amanda)
I never knew how much I could hate someone till I met you! (Added by Tracie)
SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WEDDING, WISH YOU HAD TIME TO PICK SOMEONE BETTER! (Added by lori raub)
Before you I was alone.....I was much happier then. (Added by clover)
I made my list, and checked it twice! And you're not on it! (Added by John)
I'm so sorry we had to break up after so many years of great sex, but guess what? . . . I WAS FAKING IT! HA! (Added by Killer Onion)
Would you please stop emailing me love notes, I think my computer is going to be sick. (Added by Jenny)
You have nice hands... could you please keep them out of my shirt? (Added by Jenny)
To my husband, I am leaving you for religions reasons, you think you are God , and I DON'T!! (Added by Amber)
YOU WERE A DREAM COME TRUE........AND NOW I CURSE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING (Added by FARDEEN)
I love you because you take my breath away.....every time you put the pillow over my head. (Added by Shannon)
Roses are red, violets are blue, garbage is dumped, and so are you!! (Added by Jenn)
The only reason I take you with me is so I don't have to kiss you goodbye ! (Added by SPACEHOG)
I have every good reason not to date you. I'm gay. Take a hint. (Added by SarahC)
I thought about you today ... I saw roadkill (Added by Alena)
THANX FOR STEALING MY BOYFRIEND, I DIDN'T WANT HIM ANYMORE. (Added by yuki-n-sinjai)
If Ever You Need A Friend...Buy A Dog!!!!!!! (Added by Qupiee17)
Ever had that feeling you're gonna get dizzy and barf everywhere....Well that's what it's like dating you! Happy Anniversary (Added by JiveJunkE)
The other day I thought of you, got a warm feeling deep down in my stomace... Oh wait.. That was gas. Sorry. (Added by jmlowes)
Sure I'd go out with you............... If you weren't so damn annoying, ugly, fat and bitchy. Other than those things you seem like a nice person (Added by Loser Punk)
Honey, It's over. It's not you, it's me. Oh, who am I kidding?! It's you. (Added by Kiss_The_Kat)
I used to think any day above ground was a good one. Then I met you. (Added by mizsk)
Congratulations on winning the lottery! God knows you'll need it after our divorce goes through! (Added by jamieson)
Take the L out of lover and what do you get? Over. It's over (Added by Nannette)
If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister? (Added by princess)
If you hadn't dumped me, you might be getting some damned flowers this Valentine's (Added by RatBoy)
Everyonce and a while, I miss you.. but hell, my aim is getting much better (Added by Jessa)
I love you, S*** I'm drunk again. (Added by Barry M.)
I saw a road sign that reminded me of you today. Dead end. (Added by L.Stall)
I don't know what I'd do without you. Why don't you leave so I can find out. (Added by Joseph)
You were meant for me, perhaps as a punishment (Added by shannon20)
When I met you, I thought about becoming a Satanist, but then I decided that worshiping you could give you the wrong idea about our relationship. (Added by Ian)
The other day I thought of you ... a dog was trying to hump my leg (Added by shannon20)
I thought you were the most perfect man in the world, and then I saw you naked (Added by shannon20)
Every day you remind me how lucky you are to have such a beautiful, intelligent wife. And everyday, I remind MYSELF how lucky I am that you're rich! (Added by Ramia)
Now that you have found someone else, I want to express my feelings to that new special someone in your life: SUCKER! (Added by meandmybigmouth)
i know how to push all my wifes buttons......now if i could only find the one marked OFF! (Added by Loop)
I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. (Added by Charles@UNM)
I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell til I met you. (Added by Charles@UNM)
Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the F@!% was I thinking? (Added by Charles@UNM)
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. (Added by Charles@UNM)
Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never what evil was before this! (Added by Carlen)
Someday I hope to get married, but not to you. (Added by Kamera)
Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys with boobs that are bigger than mine. (Added by kenya)
Sex with you is like using drugs. Lots of people do it, but nobody's stupid enough to admit it. (Added by Charles@UNM)
They say that an attractive human body is worth a million dollars. Looks like someone robbed your ugly ass. (Added by Charles@UNM)
When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise. (Added by Charles@UNM)
Was last night as good for you as it was for me? Probably better; now get lost you loser. (Added by Amy Albert)
The holidays are a great time to be with family. Of course, your family won't be with you, since I'm taking the kids moving in with my sister, you cheating ass. (Added by Starlight)
I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys. (Added by Charles)
Hey baby...welcome to dumpsville...population...YOU (Added by soma)
We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits. (Added by jen d.)
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here (Added by Chuck)
If you ever need a friend buy a dog. (Added by Lynn Bragg)
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. (Added by Jo)
If you didn't have any money, I'd still love you. And miss you very much. (Added by Lynnski)
My love for your burns alongside all of the stuff you left at my apartment. (Added by Kelly)
I just wanted to thank you for the great sex and to tell you that we'll never see each other again (Added by Mr. B)
You know that night we had sex and I told you that I loved you ....Well I was drunk! (Added by Carrie)
I wanted to tell you that I thought you were very sexy; then I found out how much of a bitch you are. (Added by Zachariah)
When we first met I was anti-abortion. I've changed my mind. (Added by Twistermime)
Now that you've left me for someone else, I hope you mentioned your propensity for cheating to your new love... (Added by Amy Albert)
I just wanted to let you know that you're still alive and I still hate you (Added by Lauren Reile)
Hey. When it didn't work out between us, I was really excited becasue I hated you anyway. (Added by Melissa)
I'm only nice to you so you'll keep paying child support. (Added by Twistermime)
You've turned me off men for life. Happy Lesbian Pride week! (Added by Twistermime)
Now that the friendship is over I just wanted to say I never really liked you--I was only being nice to you so your sister would sleep with me. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
Although things didn't work out, I just wanted you to know I'm keeping your stuff. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
I'm sorry things didn't last between us, but you were the one that went and got fat. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
I know we only just met, but I just had to let you know we will never have sex. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
You've inspired me to be celibate. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
I've met someone else and she's much better in bed. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
Whenever I see a pizza, I think of your face. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
If only we could turn back the clock to when we met, so I could turn you down. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
If I had it to do all over, I'd have slept with your dog instead. (Added by Morrigan Condo)
I used to think that any sex was better than no sex, but then I met you. (Added by Morrigan Condo)

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