Congratulation Cards You Won't See in the Store...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You've been dumped (Added by Candy girl)
I'm happy to hear about your brother's wedding. I'm also happy that it wasn't me marrying him. (Added by Kimmy D.)
Congratulations on your promotion! All those years of sleeping with the boss finally paid off! (Added by Kelly)
You had a baby? I thought you were just getting fat from all those cheesy poofs you ate! (Added by Leighanne)
We all hope you enjoy your new wife! We know everyone else has. (Added by Kelly)
Congratulations on your wedding! We couldn't believe you wore white! (Added by Kelly)
Who thought you two ugly kids would ever have such a beautiful child (Added by Goldie O)
Congratulations on your new job. You were never liked here anyway. (Added by pip young)
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? (Added by Philip Scott)
Congratulations on your second baby! I never figured you'd make the same mistake twice. (Added by Kelly)
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. You never told us you were adopting a monkey..... (Added by Jezebel)
Congratulations on your promotion, I bet sleeping with the boss helped! (Added by Carrie)
Congrats for pulling thorugh that horrible trial so well. Hope your prison sentence isn't too tough on you. (Added by Amy Albert)