Birth Announcement Cards You Won't See in the Store...

Congratulations on the birth of your son! May he grow up strong and healthy, and may your wife never find out about him! (Added by JohnDough)
Sorry about knocking you up.........good luck with the new baby. (Added by Jamison Brewer)
Roses are red, Ice is real cold...Wait a sec, you're how old??!! Anyway, Happy Birthday you old fart! (Added by Sara L.)
How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby? (Added by Ramia)
Announcing the birth of the baby I got pregnant with when I slept with my husband's best friend (Added by Kathy)
I knew your baby would be ugly by just looking at you. (Added by cracker)