Anniversary Cards You Won't See in the Store...

HAPPY ANIVERSARY! I like your style, I like your class, but most of all I like your ass! (Added by Firefly)
Happy Anniversary! Staying together for the children I see. (Added by Sunset)
Happy Anniversary, Honey. I wish there was an easier way to break it to you, but it's gonna be our last. (Added by Jenny)
We have a strange and wonderful relationship... you're strange and I'm wonderful. Happy Anniversary! (Added by SarahC)
I love you honey.....but sometimes i want to take a scortching hot spoon and jab your eyes out! Happy Anniversary! (Added by Leighanne)
Sweetheart, It's been 25 years... If I had of killed you when we wed.... I'd be out by now... (Added by poetboy)
Mom & Dad- I hope you REALLY like it in Costa Rica, 'cuz I sold the house. Happy Anniversary! (Added by Kiss_the_Kat)
Here's to you on your 10th Anniversary. The way you've aged, I thought it was your 25th. (Added by Charles@UNM)
Happy Anniversary of the day I left your sorry ass... (Added by Twistermime)
I never would have guessed your marriage would last. (Added by Kathy)