Jackie
The Champ!

Faith

Last year I ran modified track for my school.I was a sprinter and ran the 100 meter dash.

Well during one meet I had my monthly "friend" and was a bit nervous about running in our uniform shorts that were extremely short on me. I got into my blocks and when the gun went off I started running.

I was about halfway there when my pad fell out and the official called off the race and I was disqualified for interference (it fell into another girls lane *SHAME*) and to make it worse, it was the last event and the guys team was with us and everyone was standing around screaming and laughing.

I quit track after that.

Once me and my family were on a road trip, going to Florida.

All the food we had were beans. I really really had to go to the bathroom, but there were no signs of a town in sight.

Well, as we were driving and I was about to burst, we found this little place with benches, some resting place to eat. No luck, no washrooms. I couldn't take it anymore so I told my parents that I would do my business in the bushes, in the back of the picnic area.

As I walked far enough into the wilderness, I crouched down to do my stuff. It all came down in a bunch of huge farts and a big smelly "you know what" at the end. Relieved that it was over with, I stood up to wipe myself suddenly hearing giggles. With extreme dread, I slowly turned my head around. The blood drained from my face as I scrambled to put my clothes back on. There, behind some bushes, were 3 teenage guys, about 18. They were laughing so hard, one said, "watch out because you'll poison the worms in the ground"!! I ran so fast, I tripped on a stick and fell,sprained my ankle. I begged my dad to go, he said, "just wait!".

As I stood there, panicking, I saw the guys coming out, laughing their heads off and looking at me. I was ten seconds away from dying from shame.

OK. I was sick. Simple as that. My stomach was churning and making weird noises. But my boyfriend wanted me to come to his pool party with his buds. I couldn't resist. I slapped on a bathing suit and jumped in the pool. I was having a pretty good time, until it let loose. I had major diarrhea in the pool and the water was turning brown and everybody was screaming and jumping out of the pool. I was left alone in the murky, gross water with everybody yelling at me. I could have died.

Isobel

Faith
The Champ!

Wow, this has to be my most embarrassing moment ever. I was in 7th grade, at just that age where acceptance matters most above anything else. I was taking Karate classes at the time, and there were about 40 other people in my class. It was summer, and all the students had class once a week in a big, wooden, ECHO-Y, rectangular room We would do our class while our parents all watched up from the sides of the room. One day, I was feeling a little "active", shall we say, but I went to class anyway. I had my white little outfit on and my orange belt, I thought I was so cool. All my friends were in the same class, and I was eager to impress them with my smooth moves. Class began, and 30 minutes into it we were on stretching. We did this stretch where you had to sit on the floor with your legs as far apart as they could go and reach as much as you could to your left foot, then your right foot, then the middle. If you weren't stretching far enough, the sensei would come over! and press on your back to make you stretch farther... well, we were all stretching our hardest, really concentrating. The atmosphere was so quiet you could have heard a pin drop! Everything was always very serious, no talking, or laughing... we were there to work. So there I was, stretching to the left, the right, and then as I stretched to the middle, the sensei was behind me. He said, "you must go further, further" and he gave my back a hard press down. At that moment, the volcano erupted and I let out the HUGEST fart I had ever done. It echoed off the floor and everyone broke their concentration. All the kids, my friends, parents, everyone was laughing their heads off and I was SOOO embarrassed... they had to open up all the windows because, as one of my friends brought to everyone's attention, "the smell is distracting me"... it was a bad day.

My name's Isobel and I'm a recent high school graduate. One day in grade ten I wore this really cool wraparound skirt that tied at the hip to school. That particular day we were playing a giant game of musical chairs in the rotunda at lunchtime. I wasn't going to play because of my skirt, but a friend convinced me. I was doing really well for a couple of rounds, when the music stopped and I dove for the nearest chair. But some idiot grabbed the chair I was about to sit on and I fell on the ground and my skirt opened pretty much all the way to my waist and everyone could see my underwear. But it doesn't end there! After school I was standing outside waiting for the bus amidst a crowd of people when I felt a breeze. This didn't strike me as unusual until I realized that THE SKIRT DIDN'T OPEN IN THE BACK!!! It was falling off. So here I am, holding my books while trying to get on the bus and put my skirt back on while a crowd of people are snickering behind me. I declared that skirt cursed and never wore it again!

OK. I was sick. Simple as that. My stomach was churning and making weird noises. But my boyfriend wanted me to come to his pool party with his buds. I couldn't resist. I slapped on a bathing suit and jumped in the pool. I was having a pretty good time, until it let loose. I had major diarrhea in the pool and the water was turning brown and everybody was screaming and jumping out of the pool. I was left alone in the murky, gross water with everybody yelling at me. I could have died.

Shelley

Faith
The Champ!

I was at one of my high school parties one weekend in early summer. My friend had just gotten a new pool so she decided to have a ton of people over for a dancing/swimming party. It was supposed to be this huge bash with everyone there, including my crush, so I wore my brand new bikini. When i got there no one was really in the pool so I just hung out by music area. I was having such a great time, and it got even better when my crush came over and starting talking to me. He even complimented me on my swimsuit. We got to talking about a lot of stuff, like what college he's going to, how his last girlfriend turned out to be way different than he thought so he dumped her (yes!), and his family. Then, all of a sudden, one kid threw my friend in the pool. Everyone thought it was pretty funny so they started throwing everyone else in. It then became my turn. My crush, of course, helped out with this.

They took ahold of my feet and arms and yelled,"ONE! TWO! THREE!!!!" I was in the pool. The water felt great, nice and cool. Then I realized it was a little too cool. My bikini top fell off when I hit the water! I was sooo stunned and surprised I just kinda stood there for a little bit. Then reality kicked in and I realized i needed to find the top. I was almost in tears because I couldn't find the top and I was hoping no one really noticed. I mean, the pool was pretty crowded and it wasn't bright daylight outside. Then I saw my top, dangling in front of my face. I looked up and of all people my crush was standing there with it in his hand. He was laughing so hard and I was so humiliated! After I got my top back on he helped me out of the pool and took me to dry off. We've been going out ever since, but I have never worn that swimsuit anywhere else, and I never will.

One of my most embarrassing moments happened to me in the hospital after I had my last baby. Well, if you've ever had a baby yourself you know how it feels to finally be able to take a shower after enduring long painful hours of labor.

I found the showers, across the hall from the nursery and opened the restroom door, which I might add opened outward. Inside there was this TINY space to change and the shower, hardly any extra room at all. Well I was not a very small person at that time as I had gained a whopping 50 lbs. during my pregnancy!!!

Anyways, I showered, and as I was trying to pull up my panties (those big gauze ones you get from the hospital) I could barely move in that tiny space so I leaned against the door for support AND THE DOOR POPS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

There I am BUTT-NAKED with my panties halfway to my knees...in front of the nursery windows where everyone was visiting and looking at babies!!!

I swear to you I jumped back up and locked myself back in the restroom!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe what had just happened to me. I was so embarrassed I kept saying to myself "Oh my God, I really want to die right now !!!" I stayed in there for a long time -- at least until visiting hours were over!!!!!

OK. I was sick. Simple as that. My stomach was churning and making weird noises. But my boyfriend wanted me to come to his pool party with his buds. I couldn't resist. I slapped on a bathing suit and jumped in the pool. I was having a pretty good time, until it let loose. I had major diarrhea in the pool and the water was turning brown and everybody was screaming and jumping out of the pool. I was left alone in the murky, gross water with everybody yelling at me. I could have died.

Shelley
The Champ!

Bryan

Last summer I was a dancer in the play "Music Man". In the main dancing scene, I had to do a flip over my dance partner's back. We had practiced this a whole lot over the summer, so I was pretty good at it. However, one night we didn't ....quite...make it. I fell, and somehow ended up with my head stuck between his legs; right in his crotch! We struggled for several agonizing seconds to get up and go on with the dance. Keep in mind that this was in front of about 400 people...the audience and the cast. To make things worse, that was the night that all my family came to see me in the show.

Afterwards, when my dad saw me, he just shook his head. I still have not been able to live it down.

One of my most embarrassing moments happened to me in the hospital after I had my last baby. Well, if you've ever had a baby yourself you know how it feels to finally be able to take a shower after enduring long painful hours of labor.

I found the showers, across the hall from the nursery and opened the restroom door, which I might add opened outward. Inside there was this TINY space to change and the shower, hardly any extra room at all. Well I was not a very small person at that time as I had gained a whopping 50 lbs. during my pregnancy!!!

Anyways, I showered, and as I was trying to pull up my panties (those big gauze ones you get from the hospital) I could barely move in that tiny space so I leaned against the door for support AND THE DOOR POPS OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

There I am BUTT-NAKED with my panties halfway to my knees...in front of the nursery windows where everyone was visiting and looking at babies!!!

I swear to you I jumped back up and locked myself back in the restroom!!!!!!!!! I couldn't believe what had just happened to me. I was so embarrassed I kept saying to myself "Oh my God, I really want to die right now !!!" I stayed in there for a long time -- at least until visiting hours were over!!!!!

One day after school, I had basketball practice. After working up a sweat, the team went to the change room to shower, so while we were in there, the guys decided to play a trick on me. I had just stepped out of the shower, and they grabbed me and pushed me out of the door of the change room. The change room door goes right out into the gymnasium, and at that time, the girls team was practicing. So there I was, completely in the nude, and EVERYONE in the gym was staring at me! Then my wet feet slipped on the floor, and I fell down and smacked my head. I was not unconscious, but I couldn't get up.

Everyone was laughing so hard, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Finally the guys dragged me back in the change room, and they were laughing so hard that I thought that they would choke. I left the change room when everyone left the gym. I was the laugh of the school for quite some time.

Caitlyn

Bryan
The Champ!

You may hear of some people claiming how clumsy they are...but personally I don't think it gets any more embarrassing. I'm 14 and a freshman in high school, and in my school it's important to have a good rep. Well one day, I nearly flushed mine down the drain. It all began in English class when I offered to turn off the TV after watching the school news. Well I was almost there when I tripped over my own foot, falling flat on my face. To add insult to injury, this happened again in my next class!

My Global class had just begun and my teacher asked me to bring up my homework to him, I had brought my gym bag with me to class, which I now regret because as I stood up I slipped on it and fell once again, flat on my face, making enough noise to make my crush who was walking by to stop in his tracks to see what happened. As if that wasn't enough! After class I had lunch and everyone was crowded at one end of the table. Feeling a little claustrophobic, I asked everyone to move down a little, nobody really listened to me so I got up and grabbed my friends chair to pull her down, just as i started to pull, she stood up and I went flying backwards into the senior table. I was completely mortified after that day but fortunately my crush who had witnessed my second fall, told me not to worry about it, that alone made me feel better.

I was in my 9th grade study hall and this really cute kid from my math class came in and handed me my paper. As I reached across in a flirty way I lifted my leg and out came a huge fart . He was disgusted and walked away laughing. To make matters worse my study hall teacher gave me a lav pass and told me to go, saying I had a problem and I should contain myself until I was in the bathroom!

One day after school, I had basketball practice. After working up a sweat, the team went to the change room to shower, so while we were in there, the guys decided to play a trick on me. I had just stepped out of the shower, and they grabbed me and pushed me out of the door of the change room. The change room door goes right out into the gymnasium, and at that time, the girls team was practicing. So there I was, completely in the nude, and EVERYONE in the gym was staring at me! Then my wet feet slipped on the floor, and I fell down and smacked my head. I was not unconscious, but I couldn't get up.

Everyone was laughing so hard, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Finally the guys dragged me back in the change room, and they were laughing so hard that I thought that they would choke. I left the change room when everyone left the gym. I was the laugh of the school for quite some time.

Katie

Bryan
The Champ!

Here I was, roughly 9 or 10, on a trip to a science center with my girl scout troop. That was bad enough, but the rest just gets worse. There was this really cool contraption that you put your hand on and static electricity charged through it and your hair stood on end. My friend and I were dying to go up on stage and try it. The problem? I really had to pee. The line was miles long, though, and my friend instructed me to shut up & hold it. Finally, it was my turn, but I knew my bladder was reaching the breaking point. My friend shoved me up on stage, though, where I stood on a metal platform. The person running the thing flipped the switch and electricity surged through me. At that time, my bladder failed, and in front of at least 100 people I peed my pants. I couldn't even get off the stupid thing until the person running the demonstration turned the electricity off. Talk about emotional scars.

Well, I was 13 years old and in 7th grade.

One day in school my friends dared me, instead of using our regular girl's bathrooms, to go use the one specially reserved for teachers. Anyway, this seemed easy and so I walked in to the teacher's bathroom without anyone seeing me. The teacher's bathroom is a private room, with just one toilet and a lock on the door. I took my pants and underwear down, and I sat down, um, did my business, and then suddenly my $200 ring I had gotten for my birthday fell in the toilet.

I could see it, so I just crouched down and tried to figure out what to do. I knew I couldn't stick my hand in there, that would be gross! I had to find something long and skinny, but as fate will have it, the teacher's bathroom was bare and had absolutely nothing I could use. I just decided I would have to brave it and use my foot to fish it out, which I could wash in the sink afterwards. I didn't want to use my hand because I thought that would just be too disgusting. So I removed my pants and underwear, and stuck my foot in.

I felt like I had the ring in my toes, so I was trying to pull my foot out, but it was stuck! I had no idea what to do, and I couldn't dress with my foot stuck in the toilet! I just sat there pondering ideas, when I thought it couldn't get any worse, a teacher walked in (apparently I hadn't locked the door) with all my friends (and CRUSH!) standing outside the doorway!! I was mortified, and I didn't have any underwear on! I screamed "CLOSE THE DOOR!" and the teacher did. I finally got my foot out by myself and cleaned myself up, but I was the talk of the school for about a month!

Well, at least I got my ring.

One day after school, I had basketball practice. After working up a sweat, the team went to the change room to shower, so while we were in there, the guys decided to play a trick on me. I had just stepped out of the shower, and they grabbed me and pushed me out of the door of the change room. The change room door goes right out into the gymnasium, and at that time, the girls team was practicing. So there I was, completely in the nude, and EVERYONE in the gym was staring at me! Then my wet feet slipped on the floor, and I fell down and smacked my head. I was not unconscious, but I couldn't get up.

Everyone was laughing so hard, and I wanted to crawl into a hole and die. Finally the guys dragged me back in the change room, and they were laughing so hard that I thought that they would choke. I left the change room when everyone left the gym. I was the laugh of the school for quite some time.

Katie
The Champ!

Emily

In my 8th grade gym class, we had just gotten done running those horrible endless laps around the gym. We had to run about 7 minutes, so by the time it was over I was a little winded, being somewhat out of shape. We were walking around the gym to cool off, and I was swinging my arms and talking to my friend. One of the jock-type guys jogged up behind me, and I didn't see or hear him. Still swinging my arms, I felt my hand contact the sweaty cotton of someone's gym uniform. After a millisecond, when I turned around to apologize for hitting him, it hit me: I had slapped the guy right in the crotch. Well, it got around class what had happened and I was preeeetty embarrassed. Lets just say I was more careful from then on.

Well, I was 13 years old and in 7th grade.

One day in school my friends dared me, instead of using our regular girl's bathrooms, to go use the one specially reserved for teachers. Anyway, this seemed easy and so I walked in to the teacher's bathroom without anyone seeing me. The teacher's bathroom is a private room, with just one toilet and a lock on the door. I took my pants and underwear down, and I sat down, um, did my business, and then suddenly my $200 ring I had gotten for my birthday fell in the toilet.

I could see it, so I just crouched down and tried to figure out what to do. I knew I couldn't stick my hand in there, that would be gross! I had to find something long and skinny, but as fate will have it, the teacher's bathroom was bare and had absolutely nothing I could use. I just decided I would have to brave it and use my foot to fish it out, which I could wash in the sink afterwards. I didn't want to use my hand because I thought that would just be too disgusting. So I removed my pants and underwear, and stuck my foot in.

I felt like I had the ring in my toes, so I was trying to pull my foot out, but it was stuck! I had no idea what to do, and I couldn't dress with my foot stuck in the toilet! I just sat there pondering ideas, when I thought it couldn't get any worse, a teacher walked in (apparently I hadn't locked the door) with all my friends (and CRUSH!) standing outside the doorway!! I was mortified, and I didn't have any underwear on! I screamed "CLOSE THE DOOR!" and the teacher did. I finally got my foot out by myself and cleaned myself up, but I was the talk of the school for about a month!

Well, at least I got my ring.

One day I went to work out at the YMCA and after a long workout, I had to take a shower. I had 10 minutes before my brother was going to pick me up, so I hurried into the locker room, stripped down, and hopped into the shower. After a few minutes, I started to get really into my shower, singing into my bottle of shampoo, when the guy that I had had a crush on for months walked in ... completely naked! I had gone into the wrong locker room! I quickly grabbed my towel and rushed across the hall to the women's locker room, but it was too late. I had already been embarrassed beyond belief. That's the last time I walk into the locker room in a hurry!

Katie

Carol

My Junior year in high school, I was nominated to be Homecoming candidate.

So to make sure that I was nice & tan for the "special" night, I went to a tanning bed a few weeks before. You see, I tan naked so I won't have any tan lines & one day, after I was through tanning, I got out of the bed & proceeded to put my clothes on, back facing the door. Little did I know that the door was broken, so it slowly came open in the middle of my changing exposing my butt to everyone outside, including my current crush who had brought his 13 year old sister to get her hair cut at the salon there.

I was totally mortified! I could have just died.

To make things worse, he had to come in there & tap me on the shoulder to get my attention. But all is not at lost. It turns out that I won Homecoming Queen & when I asked the guy who saw me at the tanning beds why he voted for me he said, " Lets just say, I liked what I saw."

He's now my boyfriend & never has let me live that moment down!!

Well, I was 13 years old and in 7th grade.

One day in school my friends dared me, instead of using our regular girl's bathrooms, to go use the one specially reserved for teachers. Anyway, this seemed easy and so I walked in to the teacher's bathroom without anyone seeing me. The teacher's bathroom is a private room, with just one toilet and a lock on the door. I took my pants and underwear down, and I sat down, um, did my business, and then suddenly my $200 ring I had gotten for my birthday fell in the toilet.

I could see it, so I just crouched down and tried to figure out what to do. I knew I couldn't stick my hand in there, that would be gross! I had to find something long and skinny, but as fate will have it, the teacher's bathroom was bare and had absolutely nothing I could use. I just decided I would have to brave it and use my foot to fish it out, which I could wash in the sink afterwards. I didn't want to use my hand because I thought that would just be too disgusting. So I removed my pants and underwear, and stuck my foot in.

I felt like I had the ring in my toes, so I was trying to pull my foot out, but it was stuck! I had no idea what to do, and I couldn't dress with my foot stuck in the toilet! I just sat there pondering ideas, when I thought it couldn't get any worse, a teacher walked in (apparently I hadn't locked the door) with all my friends (and CRUSH!) standing outside the doorway!! I was mortified, and I didn't have any underwear on! I screamed "CLOSE THE DOOR!" and the teacher did. I finally got my foot out by myself and cleaned myself up, but I was the talk of the school for about a month!

Well, at least I got my ring.

When I was 16 years old I was really into the dating scene at my local high school.

I had this really great boyfriend that I had been dating for about two months and one night we decided to go see this horror movie presentation at a local cinema for independent films. I figured since the films might be scary I would dress really cute and pretend to be all flirty and scared and cling to my boyfriend for dear life during the scarier scenes.

Well, during one of the films in there were a lot of gruesome scenes and I buried my head in my boyfriend's shoulder pretending to be scared, and he started making out with me. Somehow, while we were making out my top came unbuttoned revealing my bare chest (in an effort to be cute I had gone bra-less). Since it was dark and we were in a corner, I didn't care, nobody could see me but my boyfriend. Then someone a couple of rows in front of us couldn't stand the gross scenes anymore and threw up all over the place. I jumped out of my boyfriend's lap just as they turned the lights on to let the guy get cleaned up.

The whole theater got a lovely view of my open shirt and to make matters worse, an usher came up to me and requested that I leave because of my inappropriate conduct. Because neither my boyfriend or I had our licences yet so I had to call my mom, but the usher called her for me and told to her to come get me right away because I was making out topless with my boyfriend.

Needless to say I was grounded for quite some time, and now whenever I go out she feels my back to make sure I have a bra on and warns my boyfriends about the dangers of pre-marital sex. It is really mortifying.

Megan

My Junior year in high school, I was nominated to be Homecoming candidate.

So to make sure that I was nice & tan for the "special" night, I went to a tanning bed a few weeks before. You see, I tan naked so I won't have any tan lines & one day, after I was through tanning, I got out of the bed & proceeded to put my clothes on, back facing the door. Little did I know that the door was broken, so it slowly came open in the middle of my changing exposing my butt to everyone outside, including my current crush who had brought his 13 year old sister to get her hair cut at the salon there.

I was totally mortified! I could have just died.

To make things worse, he had to come in there & tap me on the shoulder to get my attention. But all is not at lost. It turns out that I won Homecoming Queen & when I asked the guy who saw me at the tanning beds why he voted for me he said, " Lets just say, I liked what I saw."

He's now my boyfriend & never has let me live that moment down!!

Last October I was the maid of honour at my best friends wedding. The happy wedding couple decided they wanted to celebrate their heritage and have all their attendants in traditional scottish attire. My husband was chosen as a groomsman.

So when it came time for fittings, my husband and I were both amused at the thought of both of us wearing skirts, me in a dress and him in a kilt. According to tradition, men are not supposed to wear underwear when in regimental uniform. So needless to say on the day of the wedding, I was trying my hardest to see if my husband was truly regimental or not.

The opportunity arose (no pun intended) at the reception when I was following my husband to the bar. I stopped briefly to say hello to an old friend of the brides. I turned around to see the back of my husband, still heading towards the bar. Here was my chance ... I quickly lifted the kilt of my husband and squeezed his firm naked bum.

So quickly he turned around! To my uttermost shock, the man that turned around was not my husband! I looked into the eyes of one of the other groomsmen!

It turned out my husband had also stopped to sit and chat with some of the other attendants while waiting for me to finish visiting. The poor unsuspecting groomsman that I violated got up to get a drink at the exact moment I myself finished chatting. I bet he wished he waited one more minute....as did his wife when she found out! I was even more embarrassed the next morning at the gift opening brunch when all was revealed to the rest of the wedding party! But as shocking as it was, I must admit, he did have a very firm bum!

My teacher in fifth grade left to have a baby so we got this really young substitute named Mrs. Lewis. She was in college still, but she came to sub for us.

One day this really cute college guy came in and told us about vitamins and the human heart. He even let us touch a real human heart with gloves on. After he left, Mrs. Lewis, who really liked me, came over and started to play with my hair and asked me what I thought of the guest.

I started to answer when she told the rest of the class to be quiet. With the attention of the whole class, I told her I thought he was a hottie! I started to talk about his butt and stuff like that when she said "Um, Megan, hey, that was my husband!"

I didn't believe her until he came back in and kissed her! I screamed so loud!