Labels:text | screenshot | font OCR: Great One-Liners! Page 35 Every Titanic has its iceberg. An honest politician: One who stays bought. A closed mouth gathers no foot. What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache. Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. Whatever advice you give, be brief. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. Let he who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday. If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average. When in doubt, make it sound convincing. A Smith and Wesson beats four aces. When all else fails, read the directions. If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. If reality wants to get in touch with me, it knows where I am. When forced to choose between two evils, try the new one. Every human being comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost. ...
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