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- ■■ Telco Recordings
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- 2EK.MP3 PRE: (2000) "Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. 2EK."
- 604U2.MP3 PRE: (2000) 800-555-9901 "Your call did not go through. Please try your call again. 604-U2."
- CANNUM.MP3 PRE: (2000) "The Telephone number you are trying to reach is a Canadian number, and cannot be reached using this access code."
- TECHDIFF.MP3 PRE: (2000) 800-200-0048 "I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed at this time due to technical difficulties.
- Please try your call later. Thank you."
- PLSENTER.MP3 PRE: (2000) "Please enter the toll-free number you are trying to reach, followed by the pound sign."
- 18CENTS.MP3 PRE: (2000) "You will be charged an access connection fee of 18 cents per minute for this call. Please wait while your call is connected
- NOGOTHRU.MP3 PRE: (2000) "Your call did not go through. Please try again. 0-9-3-T."
- WETRACED.MP3 PRE: (1998) The results of a successful *57 trace!
- CLEARNT1.MP3 Brand-new PCS system recording: "The number you have reached - is not in service. This is the Clearnet network." PRE:
- CPP.MP3 PRE: "The wireless customer you have dialed subscribes to a 'Calling Party Pays' service. This means that YOU will be
- charged for this call!"
- MARKPRIV.MP3 PRE: What happens when someone tries to *69 you when your call was first protected with *67...
- 916-44~1.WAV PRE: 916-440-0031 - "We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility troubles, your call can not be completed at this time.
- Will you try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- BLOCKED1.WAV PRE: "The person you are calling does not wish to talk with callers who block their number. If you wish to reach
- this person, please hang up, and place your call again without blocking your number." (courtesy NPA)
- CALLARE3.WAV PRE: "We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can not be reached in your calling area." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- CALLARE2.WAV PRE: "You have dialed a number that is not available from your calling area. 0-6-7-T." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- CALLARE1.WAV PRE: "The number you have dialed can not be reached from your calling area. 2-E-L." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- CANTBCOM.WAV PRE: "Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- DCEDNIS1.WAV PRE: "We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel your
- have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- INVALID1.WAV PRE: "47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or blocked from your area code. Please check your local listing."
- (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- INVALID2.WAV PRE: "47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is dialed is invalid. Please check the area code dialed, or call
- directory assistance." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- INVALID3.WAV PRE: "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- NIS1.WAV "We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again."
- (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- NOTVALID.WAV PRE: "The area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid. Please check the area code and telephone number and
- dial again. Thank you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... [TDD tones]" (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- OCI1.WAV PRE: "One moment for the OCI operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- OFFHOOK1.WAV PRE: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your
- operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- OPASSIST.WAV PRE: "When making a call requiring operator assistance, dial 0 + the area code+ the seven digit number."
- (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- OUTOFARE.WAV PRE: "When dialing a call outside of your area code or an 800 number, dial 1
- first. On calls within your area code, just dial the 7 digit number." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- 914-26~3.WAV PRE: 914-268-9940 - "We're sorry. But since you did not select a long distance company,
- this call can not be completed as dialed. To place this call in emergency, dial 0 and
- an operator will assist you." (?)
- 916-44~6.WAV PRE: 916-440-0005 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up
- and try your call again." (courtesy PLA)
- 916-44~5.WAV PRE: 916-440-0015 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again." (courtesy PLA)
- 916-44~4.WAV PRE: 916-440-0017 - "Your service has been interrupted. For emergencies, dial 911. To
- discuss your residence account dial 1-800-540-0256 for business dial 1-800-464-6649." (courtesy PLA)
- 916-44~3.WAV PRE: 916-440-0029 - "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- 916-44~2.WAV PRE: 916-440-0030 - "There is no charge for this call. This number has been disconnected as a result of a
- recent federal court decision and Pacific Bell's business policy." (courtesy PLA)
- 805-66~2.WAV PRE: 805-664-0004 - "This phone is not currently in service. To order telephone service from
- Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-BELL. En espanol marque... ...In case of fire, medical and police emergencies, dial
- 911. Thank you." (courtesy PLA)
- 805-66~1.WAV PRE: 805-664-0019 - "We're sorry. The service you are requesting is not available on this line." (courtesy PLA)
- 815-46~1.WAV PRE: 815-469-9999 - "You have not deposited the correct amount to place your call. Please
- check the instruction card for rate information and try your call again." (courtesy Interrupt)
- 877-55~1.WAV PRE: 877-555-1212 - "Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be either 800, 888 or 877 numbers." (courtesy NPA)
- 888-99~1.WAV PRE: 888-999-9931 - "Your call did not go though. Please try your call again. 0-6-7-T." (XKMFDMx)
- 888-99~2.WAV PRE: 888-999-9977 - "The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Message 102." (XKMFDMx)
- 888-99~3.WAV PRE: 888-999-9990 - "7-1-1. The 800 number you have dialed is not in service. There is no
- further information available at this time." (courtesy XKMFDXx)
- 911CHA~1.RA PRE: "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non published number."
- 800-36~1.WAV PRE: 800-363-3343 - "You have reached the verification announcement. Your call can
- not be completed as dialed. If you believe you have reached this recording in error,
- please contact your long distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8." ((Jennifer Martino)?)
- 800-42~1.WAV PRE: 800-426-5639 - "54-7-1-1-3-0-7-1-0-5-5 <touch tones>." (?)
- 800-92~1.WAV PRE: 800-922-0918 - "7-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and
- try your call again." (Jennifer Martino)
- 800-99~1.WAV PRE: 800-999-9962 - "0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is not serviced from your area." XKMFDMx
- 800-99~2.WAV PRE: 800-999-9965 - "You have reached a non working 800 number at Liz Claiborne. Thank you."
- "Thank you for calling." (Jennifer Martino)
- 800-99~3.WAV PRE: 800-999-9976 - "12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed dialed. Please check the
- number and dial again or call customer assistance. This is a recording." XKMFDMx
- 800-99~4.WAV PRE: 800-999-9994 - A jumbled recording! "We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is
- not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not
- available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're
- sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... <reorder> XKMFDMx
- 800DCED1.WAV PRE: "The toll free number you have dialed has been disconnected. No
- further information is available about this number. 1-1-0-T." (Jennifer Martino)
- 800368~1.WAV PRE: 800-368-3407 - "AT&T Easy Reach 800. To complete your call please enter or speak each number of the access code now."
- (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- 73294~21.WAV PRE: 732-946-9902 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call
- the business office for assistance."
- 73294~22.WAV PRE: 732-946-9903 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- 73294~20.WAV PRE: 732-946-9904 "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up, check the instructions on the
- payphone for the appropriate rate, and dial your call again."
- 73294~19.WAV PRE: 732-946-9905 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the
- instruction card or call your operator to help you."
- 73294~18.WAV PRE: 732-946-9906 "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later."
- 73294~17.WAV PRE: 732-946-9911 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial
- your operator."
- 73294~16.WAV PRE: 732-946-9912 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again."
- 73294~15.WAV PRE: 732-946-9913 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 10 cents for the next 4 minutes. If 10 cents is not deposited within 25
- seconds, your call will be automatically terminated."
- 73294~14.WAV PRE: 732-946-9915 - "We're sorry. We can not process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later please."
- 73294~13.WAV PRE: 732-946-9916 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call
- your attendant to help you."
- 73294~12.WAV PRE: 732-946-9918 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a carrier access code for the number you have dialed. Please
- hang up and try your call again."
- 73294~11.WAV PRE: 732-946-9919 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
- 73294~10.WAV PRE: 732-946-9922 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial the digits 950 before dialing your carrier access code. Please hang
- up and try your call again."
- 732946~9.WAV PRE: 732-946-9923 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time. Please try
- your call again later."
- 732946~8.WAV PRE: 732-946-9924 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- 732946~7.WAV PRE: 732-946-9928 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang
- up and try your call again"
- 732946~6.WAV PRE: 732-946-9929 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- 732946~5.WAV PRE: 732-946-9931 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you dialed a 5 digit code, it has changed. Please
- redial adding a 1 and a 0 before the 5 digit code. Or for assitance, contact the carrier you are trying to use."
- 732946~4.WAV PRE: 732-946-9933 - "We're sorry. All carrier circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later."
- 732946~3.WAV PRE: 732-946-9935 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time. Please try
- your call again later."
- 732946~2.WAV PRE: 732-946-9938 - "We're sorry. A long distance company access code is requied for the number you have dialed. Please
- dial your call with the access code."
- 732946~1.WAV PRE: 732-946-9940 - "We're sorry. The carrier you have selected is unable to complete your call at this time. Please try your call again.
- 9991.WAV PRE: "The area code for the number you have dialed is currently 708. Please dial your call again using area
- code 708. Thanks you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... [TDD Tones]."
- NIS2.WAV PRE: 201-376-9907 - "The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again." (PLA)
- CHECKT~1.WAV PRE: 305-994-9963 - "The number you have reached 994-9963 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- 201-66~1.WAV PRE: 201-666-0000 - Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not
- in service. Please check the number and dial again." (UbiOne)
- 301-29~1.WAV PRE: 301-292-9908 - "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call. Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again." (PLA)
- 312-59~1.WAV PRE: 312-591-8301 - "The number you have reached 212-8301 is being checked for
- trouble. Please try your call again later." (Jennifer Martino)
- 312-59~2.WAV PRE: 312-591-9999 - "The number you have dialed has been changed. The new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555- 1212. Please han
- and try your call again or refer to the instruction card for additional information. 1-2-T." (Jennifer Martino)
- 415-33~1.WAV PRE: 415-333-0000 - Reorders and goes dead. (PLA)
- 503-62~1.WAV PRE: 503-620-0042 - "You have called a party on your own line. Please hang up, give the
- called party time to answer and then pick up your receiver." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~2.WAV PRE: 503-620-0043 - "You have been called by a party on your line. Please give the calling party time to answer." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~3.WAV PRE: 503-620-0047 - "Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please call our
- business office at 1-800-483-3100. This is a recording." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~4.WAV PRE: 503-620-0048 - "We're sorry. We cannot process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later please?"
- (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~5.WAV PRE: 503-620-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check
- your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~6.WAV PRE: 503-620-0050 - "We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try
- your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now. (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~7.WAV PRE: 503-620-0055 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you
- need help, please call repair service for assistance." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~8.WAV PRE: 503-620-0056 - "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up
- momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins, and dial your call again." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 503-62~9.WAV PRE: 503-620-0059 - "This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency lines are busy now. if
- your call is an emergency, please hang up and dial the operator." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- 509-24~1.WAV PRE: 509-248-0014 - "The number called is busy. A special ringing will tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now." (PLA)
- 509-24~2.WAV PRE: 509-248-0015 - "You have canceled your request. Please hang up now." (PLA)
- 509-24~3.WAV PRE: 509-248-0016 - "The number was free but it has just become busy again. Please hang up. You may reactivate, if you wish, by redialing
- original code." (PLA)
- 509-24~4.WAV PRE: 509-248-0019 - "We're sorry. You have dialed a number that can not be reached from your calling area." (PLA)
- 509-24~5.WAV PRE: 509-248-0034 - "The last call to your telephone has been traced and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If the
- was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces you may call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action." (courtesy PLA)
- 509-24~6.WAV PRE: 509-248-0035 - "The number called can not be reached. Please hang up now." (PLA)
- 509-24~7.WAV PRE: 509-248-0036 - "Your call has been completed, however the party you are calling is not receiving calls at this time." (PLA)
- 509-24~8.WAV PRE: 509-248-0037 - "Your selective call forwarding and call forwarding features can not be used at the same time." (PLA)
- 509-24~9.WAV PRE: 509-248-0038 - "The number can not be reached now. Please hang up and try again later." (PLA)
- 509-2~10.WAV PRE: 509-248-0048 - "The number you are calling was blocked and can not be called back using your last call return service." (PLA)
- 509-2~11.WAV PRE: 509-248-0091 - "The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls. If you are calling from a locked number, please hang up, pi
- the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone number. When you do this your name and number will appear for this call only." (PLA)
- 509-45~1.WAV PRE: 509-457-0001 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. check the number and dial again. 0-6-7-T." (PLA)
- 509-45~2.WAV PRE: 509-457-0002 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again." (PL
- 509-45~3.WAV PRE: 509-457-0003 - "This call will be forwarded over private facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge will s
- apply from the beginning of this announcement although you may reach a busy or no answer condition." (PLA)
- 509-45~4.WAV PRE: 509-457-0036 - "The last number to your telephone can not be traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up
- and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582 0655 if you need further assistance." (PLA)
- 509-45~5.WAV PRE: 509-457-0048 - "We're sorry your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you
- are using. Please read the instruction card and dial again." (PLA)
- 509-45~6.WAV PRE: 509-457-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the
- number and dial again or call your attendant to help you." (PLA)
- 509-45~7.WAV PRE: 509-457-0050 - "911 is not a working number for your area. For emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator." (PLA)
- 509-45~8.WAV PRE: 509-457-0051 - "All circuits are busy now. Please try your call later." (PLA)
- 541-96~1.WAV PRE: 541-967-0001 - "Your long distance call can not be completed your service has been restricted. Please contact your US West business
- office." (PLA)
- 541-96~2.WAV PRE: 541-967-0003 - Jumbled recording! "It is not necessary to dial a... we're sorry... for the number you
- have dialed... long distance company access carrier... call again.... please hang up and tr..." (PLA)
- 541-96~3.WAV PRE: 541-967-0004 - Jumbled recording! "Your call can not be completed... we're sorry... led. Please check the code with the access code
- dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for assistance." (PLA)
- 541-96~4.WAV PRE: 541-967-0006 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your long distance call can
- not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later." (PLA)
- 541-96~5.WAV PRE: 541-967-0010 - "The business telephone number you have dialed is It has been reported to US West Communications who is checking into
- cause of the trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please try your call again later." (PLA)
- 541-96~6.WAV PRE: 541-967-0027 - "The number of the last call you made or received is unavailable and you
- will not be charged. If you were attempting to trace a call and need assistance, please call the US West Call Identification
- Center at 1-800-582-0655. Again, that number is 1-800-582-0655." (PLA)
- 610-79~1.WAV PRE: 610-797-0014 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 5 cents for the next 5 minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25
- seconds your call 25 seconds your call will be automatically terminated." (PLA)
- 618-25~1.WAV PRE: 618-254-0000 - 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have reached 254-0000 is not in service for incoming calls." (PLA)
- 630-89~1.WAV PRE: 630-893-9883 - "The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not in service, for incoming calls." (Jennifer Martino)
- 800-24~1.WAV PRE: 800-245-7508 - "You are not authorized to dial this number. 2-3-K. You are not auth... <reorder>" (Jennifer (Martino?)
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- ■■ Telco Message Tones
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- DIALTONE.WAV 20 seconds of dial tone. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- OFFHOOK2.WAV Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone was kept off the hook for too long. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- PBX1.WAV PBX Dial tone (Whirlwind Note - Sounds like a Santel). (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- REORDER1.WAV Reorder. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- RING1.WAV Rings (5). (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- RING2.WAV Double-rings (5). (courtesy XKMFDMx)
- 914-73~1.WAV 914-735-9904 - A regular synthesized ring then, what sounds like a ring from an actual telephone. (courtesy UbiOne)
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- ■■ Telco Test Numbers
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- 305-62~1.WAV 305-625-3333 - Cycle tone sweeper. (courtesy Sadena Meti)
- 800-43~1.WAV 800-432-3960 - Beeps over and over and over... Jennifer Martino
- 3862011.MP3 250-386-2011 - 1000 Hz Test tone.
- ELVIS.MP3 PRE: 718-238-9901 - Elvis is alive and well and working for Bell Atlantic! (Thanks to OTH for this one!)
- LOOP_HI.WAV A high end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- LOOP_LO.WAV A low end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- 941-23~1.WAV PRE: 941-232-9901 - "Yes. You have reached the Daytona DMS100 Central Office Exchange 232. Thank you very much." (courtesy PLA)
- 973-75~1.WAV PRE: 973-759-3816 - "You have reached the test number for New Jersey area code 973. This new area code is effective June 1,
- 1997. Mandatory use of 973 begins December 6, 1997. The northeastern part of the state including and Bergen and Hudson Counties
- will retain the 201 area code. With the remainder of the 201 area code including Morris, Sussex, Passaic and Essex counties
- changing to the new 973 area code. Test number 973-759-3816. <faint beep>." (courtesy UbiOne)
- 914-26~1.WAV PRE: 914-268-9901 - "You have reached Congers DMS 100 Central Office. NNX 268, 267, 261, 979, and 711." (PLA)
- 914-26~2.WAV PRE: 914-268-9901 - "914, 268, 267, 261. Congers DMS 100 Verification." (PLA)
- 914-35~1.WAV PRE: 914-359-9901 - "You have reached the 5ESS Orange Brook New York Verification Center. Servicing codes 359, 398 and 365." (courtesy PL
- 914-73~2.WAV PRE: 914-735-9929 - "Testing 1, 2, 3." (UbiOne)
- 914-86~1.WAV PRE: 914-868-9901 - "You have reached a 55 ESS machine." (PLA)
- 847-82~1.WAV PRE: "Hello. This is telephone number 847-823-9995. The time is 9:15 AM.
- Alert condition okay. The temperature is 73 degrees. okay. The electricity is on. Battery condition okay.
- Sound level okay. Listen to the sound level for 60 seconds..." (courtesy PLA)
- 630-30~1.WAV PRE: 630-307-9974 - "This is pump station number 5. <Hic!> This is pump station number 5. <Hic!>" <pressed the asterisk>
- "Acknowledged. Accepted. The intrical delay is 02 hours." (Jennifer Martino)
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- ■■ Touch Tone Tunes
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- DOWHADDY.WAV "Do Wah Diddy" played in touch tones.
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- ■■ Carriers
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- CALLER~1.WAV Sound of caller ID sending data. (courtesy Michael Edwards)
- TDD1.WAV TDD machine. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- CARRIER1.WAV Modem carrier. (Jennifer Martino)
- COCOTMDM.WAV 847-427-1844 - COCOT modem. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- FAX1.WAV Fax machine. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
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- ■■ Other
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- PAGER1.WAV Pager. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- PAGER3.WAV A pager beeping.
- 4737373.MP3 (2000) 800-555-4646 "The number for the chatline is 1-473-473-7373. International long distance rates apply.
- That number again is 1-473-473-7373. Thank you."
- 337110.MP3 (2000) 011-44-800-969388 "Two Hundred Thirty Three Seven One One Zero" followed by touch tones. (courtesy Phone Losers England)
- 969204.MP3 (2000) 011-44-800-969204 Several seconds of repetetive beeping which I deduced to be a dial tone. The first digit broke tone and
- after a few random digits (the last was *) a female voice gives a recording in Japanese and the dial tone comes back. (courtesy PLE)
- MOAN.MP3 (2000) 330-253-3333 "At the moan, the time will be 1:32. Uuuahhhh!! Hey baby, shall we go for seconds?"
- ANNOYING.WAV (1996) A very annoying sound to blast telemarketers with!
-