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- @F:2EK.MP3 03-07-2000 111173
- @D:PRE: (2000) "Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check
- @D:the number and dial again. 2EK."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:604U2.MP3 03-07-2000 122869
- @D:PRE: (2000) 800-555-9901 "Your call did not go through. Please try
- @D:your call again. 604-U2."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CANNUM.MP3 03-07-2000 87758
- @D:PRE: (2000) "The Telephone number you are trying to reach is a
- @D:Canadian number, and cannot be reached using this access code."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:TECHDIFF.MP3 03-07-2000 113249
- @D:PRE: (2000) 800-200-0048 "I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed at
- @D:this time due to technical difficulties.
- @D:Please try your call later. Thank you."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:PLSENTER.MP3 03-06-2000 71042
- @D:PRE: (2000) "Please enter the toll-free number you are trying to
- @D:reach, followed by the pound sign."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:18CENTS.MP3 03-06-2000 101135
- @D:PRE: (2000) "You will be charged an access connection fee of 18 cents
- @D:per minute for this call. Please wait while your call is connected
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:NOGOTHRU.MP3 03-06-2000 131633
- @D:PRE: (2000) "Your call did not go through. Please try again. 0-9-3-T."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:WETRACED.MP3 06-20-1997 273188
- @D:PRE: (1998) The results of a successful *57 trace!
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CLEARNT1.MP3 06-20-1997 88502
- @D:Brand-new PCS system recording: "The number you have reached - is not
- @D:in service. This is the Clearnet network." PRE:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CPP.MP3 06-20-1997 318171
- @D:PRE: "The wireless customer you have dialed subscribes to a 'Calling
- @D:Party Pays' service. This means that YOU will be
- @D:charged for this call!"
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:MARKPRIV.MP3 06-20-1997 136777
- @D:PRE: What happens when someone tries to *69 you when your call was
- @D:first protected with *67...
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~1.WAV 11-25-1997 124444
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0031 - "We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility
- @D:troubles, your call can not be completed at this time.
- @D:Will you try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:BLOCKED1.WAV 03-01-1998 380084
- @D:PRE: "The person you are calling does not wish to talk with callers
- @D:who block their number. If you wish to reach
- @D:this person, please hang up, and place your call again without
- @D:blocking your number." (courtesy NPA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CALLARE3.WAV 11-26-1997 64108
- @D:PRE: "We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can not be reached in
- @D:your calling area." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CALLARE2.WAV 11-26-1997 113860
- @D:PRE: "You have dialed a number that is not available from your calling
- @D:area. 0-6-7-T." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CALLARE1.WAV 11-26-1997 83093
- @D:PRE: "The number you have dialed can not be reached from your calling
- @D:area. 2-E-L." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CANTBCOM.WAV 12-08-1997 84898
- @D:PRE: "Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the
- @D:number and dial again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:DCEDNIS1.WAV 10-01-1997 115868
- @D:PRE: "We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected
- @D:or is no longer in service. If you feel your
- @D:have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try
- @D:your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:INVALID1.WAV 11-26-1997 83834
- @D:PRE: "47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or blocked from your
- @D:area code. Please check your local listing."
- @D:(courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:INVALID2.WAV 12-03-1997 95537
- @D:PRE: "47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is dialed is invalid.
- @D:Please check the area code dialed, or call
- @D:directory assistance." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:INVALID3.WAV 12-08-1997 99566
- @D:PRE: "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the
- @D:number and try your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:NIS1.WAV 12-03-1997 61964
- @D:"We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service. Please
- @D:check the number and dial again."
- @D:(courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:NOTVALID.WAV 11-26-1997 255878
- @D:PRE: "The area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid. Please
- @D:check the area code and telephone number and
- @D:dial again. Thank you. The following tones are for the hearing
- @D:impaired... [TDD tones]" (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:OCI1.WAV 12-08-1997 33374
- @D:PRE: "One moment for the OCI operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:OFFHOOK1.WAV 10-01-1997 82119
- @D:PRE: "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If
- @D:you need help, hang up and then dial your
- @D:operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:OPASSIST.WAV 11-26-1997 71192
- @D:PRE: "When making a call requiring operator assistance, dial 0 + the
- @D:area code+ the seven digit number."
- @D:(courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:OUTOFARE.WAV 11-26-1997 109298
- @D:PRE: "When dialing a call outside of your area code or an 800 number,
- @D:dial 1
- @D:first. On calls within your area code, just dial the 7 digit number."
- @D:(courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-26~3.WAV 11-25-1997 113490
- @D:PRE: 914-268-9940 - "We're sorry. But since you did not select a long
- @D:distance company,
- @D:this call can not be completed as dialed. To place this call in
- @D:emergency, dial 0 and
- @D:an operator will assist you." (?)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~6.WAV 11-25-1997 105230
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0005 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling
- @D:this number. Will you please hang up
- @D:and try your call again." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~5.WAV 11-25-1997 84888
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0015 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will
- @D:you please try your call again." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~4.WAV 11-14-1997 187847
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0017 - "Your service has been interrupted. For
- @D:emergencies, dial 911. To
- @D:discuss your residence account dial 1-800-540-0256 for business dial
- @D:1-800-464-6649." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~3.WAV 11-25-1997 95815
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0029 - "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you
- @D:please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:916-44~2.WAV 11-14-1997 119564
- @D:PRE: 916-440-0030 - "There is no charge for this call. This number has
- @D:been disconnected as a result of a
- @D:recent federal court decision and Pacific Bell's business policy."
- @D:(courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:805-66~2.WAV 11-14-1997 223907
- @D:PRE: 805-664-0004 - "This phone is not currently in service. To order
- @D:telephone service from
- @D:Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-BELL. En espanol marque...
- @D:...In case of fire, medical and police emergencies, dial
- @D:911. Thank you." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:805-66~1.WAV 11-14-1997 54956
- @D:PRE: 805-664-0019 - "We're sorry. The service you are requesting is
- @D:not available on this line." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:815-46~1.WAV 11-25-1997 112260
- @D:PRE: 815-469-9999 - "You have not deposited the correct amount to
- @D:place your call. Please
- @D:check the instruction card for rate information and try your call
- @D:again." (courtesy Interrupt)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:877-55~1.WAV 02-27-1998 73740
- @D:PRE: 877-555-1212 - "Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be
- @D:either 800, 888 or 877 numbers." (courtesy NPA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:888-99~1.WAV 12-08-1997 86476
- @D:PRE: 888-999-9931 - "Your call did not go though. Please try your call
- @D:again. 0-6-7-T." (XKMFDMx)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:888-99~2.WAV 12-08-1997 80492
- @D:PRE: 888-999-9977 - "The number you have dialed has been disconnected
- @D:or is no longer in service. Message 102." (XKMFDMx)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:888-99~3.WAV 12-08-1997 85111
- @D:PRE: 888-999-9990 - "7-1-1. The 800 number you have dialed is not in
- @D:service. There is no
- @D:further information available at this time." (courtesy XKMFDXx)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:911CHA~1.RA 10-24-1997 16588
- @D:PRE: "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non
- @D:published number."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-36~1.WAV 11-26-1997 181092
- @D:PRE: 800-363-3343 - "You have reached the verification announcement.
- @D:Your call can
- @D:not be completed as dialed. If you believe you have reached this
- @D:recording in error,
- @D:please contact your long distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8."
- @D:((Jennifer Martino)?)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-42~1.WAV 11-19-1997 156980
- @D:PRE: 800-426-5639 - "54-7-1-1-3-0-7-1-0-5-5 <touch tones>." (?)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-92~1.WAV 11-28-1997 82732
- @D:PRE: 800-922-0918 - "7-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please
- @D:check the number and
- @D:try your call again." (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-99~1.WAV 12-08-1997 81786
- @D:PRE: 800-999-9962 - "0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is
- @D:not serviced from your area." XKMFDMx
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-99~2.WAV 12-08-1997 90966
- @D:PRE: 800-999-9965 - "You have reached a non working 800 number at Liz
- @D:Claiborne. Thank you."
- @D:"Thank you for calling." (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-99~3.WAV 12-08-1997 119072
- @D:PRE: 800-999-9976 - "12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed
- @D:dialed. Please check the
- @D:number and dial again or call customer assistance. This is a
- @D:recording." XKMFDMx
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-99~4.WAV 12-08-1997 293708
- @D:PRE: 800-999-9994 - A jumbled recording! "We're sorry you have dialed
- @D:an 800 number that is
- @D:not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not
- @D:available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not
- @D:available... We're
- @D:sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... <reorder>
- @D: XKMFDMx
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800DCED1.WAV 12-08-1997 125727
- @D:PRE: "The toll free number you have dialed has been disconnected. No
- @D:further information is available about this number. 1-1-0-T."
- @D:(Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800368~1.WAV 04-23-1999 118286
- @D:PRE: 800-368-3407 - "AT&T Easy Reach 800. To complete your call please
- @D:enter or speak each number of the access code now."
- @D:(courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~21.WAV 07-11-1999 121692
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9902 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call
- @D:the business office for assistance."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~22.WAV 07-11-1999 97556
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9903 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~20.WAV 07-11-1999 103501
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9904 "The call you have made requires a coin deposit.
- @D:Please hang up, check the instructions on the
- @D:payphone for the appropriate rate, and dial your call again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~19.WAV 07-11-1999 72149
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9905 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the
- @D:instruction card or call your operator to help you."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~18.WAV 07-11-1999 82431
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9906 "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you
- @D:please try your call again later."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~17.WAV 07-11-1999 61769
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9911 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and
- @D:try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial
- @D:your operator."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~16.WAV 07-11-1999 121055
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9912 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will
- @D:you please try your call again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~15.WAV 07-11-1999 81354
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9913 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 10 cents for the next 4
- @D:minutes. If 10 cents is not deposited within 25
- @D:seconds, your call will be automatically terminated."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~14.WAV 07-11-1999 93374
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9915 - "We're sorry. We can not process your custom
- @D:calling request at this time. Will you try again later please."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~13.WAV 07-11-1999 99584
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9916 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call
- @D:your attendant to help you."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~12.WAV 07-11-1999 94824
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9918 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a
- @D:carrier access code for the number you have dialed. Please
- @D:hang up and try your call again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~11.WAV 07-11-1999 110996
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9919 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling
- @D:this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:73294~10.WAV 07-11-1999 110576
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9922 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial the
- @D:digits 950 before dialing your carrier access code. Please hang
- @D:up and try your call again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~9.WAV 07-11-1999 89154
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9923 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your
- @D:call can not be completed at this time. Please try
- @D:your call again later."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~8.WAV 07-11-1999 91925
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9924 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~7.WAV 07-11-1999 88195
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9928 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a 1 when
- @D:calling this number. Will you please hang
- @D:up and try your call again"
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~6.WAV 07-11-1999 197432
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9929 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~5.WAV 07-11-1999 80489
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9931 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you
- @D:dialed a 5 digit code, it has changed. Please
- @D:redial adding a 1 and a 0 before the 5 digit code. Or for assitance,
- @D:contact the carrier you are trying to use."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~4.WAV 07-11-1999 101716
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9933 - "We're sorry. All carrier circuits are busy now.
- @D:Will you please try your call again later."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~3.WAV 07-11-1999 108214
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9935 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your
- @D:call can not be completed at this time. Please try
- @D:your call again later."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~2.WAV 07-11-1999 92878
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9938 - "We're sorry. A long distance company access code
- @D:is requied for the number you have dialed. Please
- @D:dial your call with the access code."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:732946~1.WAV 03-06-2000 91508
- @D:PRE: 732-946-9940 - "We're sorry. The carrier you have selected is
- @D:unable to complete your call at this time. Please try your call again.
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:9991.WAV 07-11-1999 204820
- @D:PRE: "The area code for the number you have dialed is currently 708.
- @D:Please dial your call again using area
- @D:code 708. Thanks you. The following tones are for the hearing
- @D:impaired... [TDD Tones]."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:NIS2.WAV 12-03-1997 132764
- @D:PRE: 201-376-9907 - "The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in
- @D:service. Please check the number and dial again." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CHECKT~1.WAV 10-01-1997 146536
- @D:PRE: 305-994-9963 - "The number you have reached 994-9963 is being
- @D:checked for trouble. Please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:201-66~1.WAV 01-26-1998 127776
- @D:PRE: 201-666-0000 - Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The
- @D:number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not
- @D:in service. Please check the number and dial again." (UbiOne)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:301-29~1.WAV 10-01-1997 118614
- @D:PRE: 301-292-9908 - "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call.
- @D:Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:312-59~1.WAV 12-08-1997 136744
- @D:PRE: 312-591-8301 - "The number you have reached 212-8301 is being
- @D:checked for
- @D:trouble. Please try your call again later." (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:312-59~2.WAV 11-26-1997 169238
- @D:PRE: 312-591-9999 - "The number you have dialed has been changed. The
- @D:new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555- 1212. Please han
- @D:and try your call again or refer to the instruction card for
- @D:additional information. 1-2-T." (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:415-33~1.WAV 10-01-1997 39534
- @D:PRE: 415-333-0000 - Reorders and goes dead. (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~1.WAV 01-08-1998 96182
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0042 - "You have called a party on your own line. Please
- @D:hang up, give the
- @D:called party time to answer and then pick up your receiver." (Baby
- @D:Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~2.WAV 01-08-1998 80986
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0043 - "You have been called by a party on your line.
- @D:Please give the calling party time to answer." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~3.WAV 01-08-1998 135619
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0047 - "Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For
- @D:service, please call our
- @D:business office at 1-800-483-3100. This is a recording." (Baby
- @D:Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~4.WAV 01-08-1998 88219
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0048 - "We're sorry. We cannot process your custom
- @D:calling request at this time. Will you try again later please?"
- @D:(Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~5.WAV 01-08-1998 108919
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check
- @D:your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance." (Baby
- @D:Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~6.WAV 01-08-1998 140357
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0050 - "We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not
- @D:complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try
- @D:your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now. (Baby
- @D:Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~7.WAV 01-08-1998 92444
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0055 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and
- @D:try again. If you
- @D:need help, please call repair service for assistance." (Baby
- @D:Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~8.WAV 01-08-1998 113318
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0056 - "The call you have made requires a coin deposit.
- @D:Please hang up
- @D:momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins, and dial your call
- @D:again." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:503-62~9.WAV 01-08-1998 117544
- @D:PRE: 503-620-0059 - "This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency
- @D:lines are busy now. if
- @D:your call is an emergency, please hang up and dial the operator."
- @D:(Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~1.WAV 10-01-1997 74373
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0014 - "The number called is busy. A special ringing will
- @D:tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~2.WAV 10-01-1997 43370
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0015 - "You have canceled your request. Please hang up
- @D:now." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~3.WAV 10-01-1997 99756
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0016 - "The number was free but it has just become busy
- @D:again. Please hang up. You may reactivate, if you wish, by redialing
- @D:original code." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~4.WAV 10-01-1997 62874
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0019 - "We're sorry. You have dialed a number that can
- @D:not be reached from your calling area." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~5.WAV 10-01-1997 177952
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0034 - "The last call to your telephone has been traced
- @D:and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If the
- @D:was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces you may
- @D:call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~6.WAV 10-01-1997 48213
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0035 - "The number called can not be reached. Please hang
- @D:up now." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~7.WAV 10-01-1997 76724
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0036 - "Your call has been completed, however the party
- @D:you are calling is not receiving calls at this time." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~8.WAV 10-01-1997 60939
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0037 - "Your selective call forwarding and call
- @D:forwarding features can not be used at the same time." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-24~9.WAV 10-01-1997 57668
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0038 - "The number can not be reached now. Please hang up
- @D:and try again later." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-2~10.WAV 10-01-1997 68476
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0048 - "The number you are calling was blocked and can
- @D:not be called back using your last call return service." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-2~11.WAV 11-14-1997 183251
- @D:PRE: 509-248-0091 - "The party you are calling does not accept blocked
- @D:calls. If you are calling from a locked number, please hang up, pi
- @D:the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone number. When you do this
- @D:your name and number will appear for this call only." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~1.WAV 10-01-1997 99588
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0001 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. check
- @D:the number and dial again. 0-6-7-T." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~2.WAV 10-01-1997 92084
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0002 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling
- @D:this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again." (PL
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~3.WAV 10-01-1997 147932
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0003 - "This call will be forwarded over private
- @D:facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge
- @D:will s
- @D:apply from the beginning of this announcement although you may reach a
- @D:busy or no answer condition." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~4.WAV 11-14-1997 163414
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0036 - "The last number to your telephone can not be
- @D:traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up
- @D:and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582 0655 if
- @D:you need further assistance." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~5.WAV 11-14-1997 115564
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0048 - "We're sorry your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed from the phone you
- @D:are using. Please read the instruction card and dial again." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~6.WAV 11-14-1997 109112
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as
- @D:dialed. Please check the
- @D:number and dial again or call your attendant to help you." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~7.WAV 11-14-1997 85394
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0050 - "911 is not a working number for your area. For
- @D:emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:509-45~8.WAV 11-14-1997 83492
- @D:PRE: 509-457-0051 - "All circuits are busy now. Please try your call
- @D:later." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~1.WAV 11-14-1997 110328
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0001 - "Your long distance call can not be completed your
- @D:service has been restricted. Please contact your US West business
- @D:office." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~2.WAV 11-14-1997 108334
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0003 - Jumbled recording! "It is not necessary to dial
- @D:a... we're sorry... for the number you
- @D:have dialed... long distance company access carrier... call again....
- @D:please hang up and tr..." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~3.WAV 11-14-1997 132371
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0004 - Jumbled recording! "Your call can not be
- @D:completed... we're sorry... led. Please check the code with the access
- @D:code
- @D:dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for
- @D:assistance." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~4.WAV 11-14-1997 108764
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0006 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your
- @D:long distance call can
- @D:not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~5.WAV 11-14-1997 137852
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0010 - "The business telephone number you have dialed is
- @D:It has been reported to US West Communications who is checking into
- @D:cause of the trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please try
- @D:your call again later." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:541-96~6.WAV 11-14-1997 221993
- @D:PRE: 541-967-0027 - "The number of the last call you made or received
- @D:is unavailable and you
- @D:will not be charged. If you were attempting to trace a call and need
- @D:assistance, please call the US West Call Identification
- @D:Center at 1-800-582-0655. Again, that number is 1-800-582-0655." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:610-79~1.WAV 11-14-1997 123884
- @D:PRE: 610-797-0014 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 5 cents for the next 5
- @D:minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25
- @D:seconds your call 25 seconds your call will be automatically
- @D:terminated." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:618-25~1.WAV 11-28-1997 120074
- @D:PRE: 618-254-0000 - 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you
- @D:have reached 254-0000 is not in service for incoming calls." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:630-89~1.WAV 12-03-1997 120816
- @D:PRE: 630-893-9883 - "The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not in
- @D:service, for incoming calls." (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-24~1.WAV 11-26-1997 165083
- @D:PRE: 800-245-7508 - "You are not authorized to dial this number.
- @D:2-3-K. You are not auth... <reorder>" (Jennifer (Martino?)
- @C:
- @C:■■ Telco Message Tones
- @C:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:DIALTONE.WAV 11-04-1997 220706
- @D:20 seconds of dial tone. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:OFFHOOK2.WAV 11-04-1997 220764
- @D:Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone was kept off the hook
- @D:for too long. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:PBX1.WAV 12-03-1997 192500
- @D:PBX Dial tone (Whirlwind Note - Sounds like a Santel). (courtesy
- @D:Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:REORDER1.WAV 12-03-1997 219856
- @D:Reorder. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:RING1.WAV 11-19-1997 314499
- @D:Rings (5). (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:RING2.WAV 12-08-1997 221525
- @D:Double-rings (5). (courtesy XKMFDMx)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-73~1.WAV 02-19-1998 99272
- @D:914-735-9904 - A regular synthesized ring then, what sounds like a
- @D:ring from an actual telephone. (UbiOne)
- @C:
- @C:■■ Telco Test Numbers
- @C:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:305-62~1.WAV 01-07-1998 230666
- @D:305-625-3333 - Cycle tone sweeper. (courtesy Sadena Meti)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:800-43~1.WAV 11-19-1997 155948
- @D:800-432-3960 - Beeps over and over and over... Jennifer Martino
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:3862011.MP3 06-20-1997 94171
- @D:250-386-2011 - 1000 Hz Test tone.
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:ELVIS.MP3 06-20-1997 170057
- @D:PRE: 718-238-9901 - Elvis is alive and well and working for Bell
- @D:Atlantic! (Thanks to OTH for this one!)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:LOOP_HI.WAV 11-19-1997 220746
- @D:A high end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:LOOP_LO.WAV 11-19-1997 220786
- @D:A low end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:941-23~1.WAV 11-14-1997 85173
- @D:PRE: 941-232-9901 - "Yes. You have reached the Daytona DMS100 Central
- @D:Office Exchange 232. Thank you very much." (courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:973-75~1.WAV 01-16-1998 377762
- @D:PRE: 973-759-3816 - "You have reached the test number for New Jersey
- @D:area code 973. This new area code is effective June 1,
- @D:1997. Mandatory use of 973 begins December 6, 1997. The northeastern
- @D:part of the state including and Bergen and Hudson Counties
- @D:will retain the 201 area code. With the remainder of the 201 area code
- @D:including Morris, Sussex, Passaic and Essex counties
- @D:changing to the new 973 area code. Test number 973-759-3816. <faint
- @D:beep>." (courtesy UbiOne)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-26~1.WAV 11-19-1997 93620
- @D:PRE: 914-268-9901 - "You have reached Congers DMS 100 Central Office.
- @D:NNX 268, 267, 261, 979, and 711." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-26~2.WAV 11-19-1997 88529
- @D:PRE: 914-268-9901 - "914, 268, 267, 261. Congers DMS 100
- @D:Verification." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-35~1.WAV 11-19-1997 102257
- @D:PRE: 914-359-9901 - "You have reached the 5ESS Orange Brook New York
- @D:Verification Center. Servicing codes 359, 398 and 365." (courtesy PL
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-73~2.WAV 01-16-1998 42348
- @D:PRE: 914-735-9929 - "Testing 1, 2, 3." (UbiOne)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:914-86~1.WAV 11-14-1997 55936
- @D:PRE: 914-868-9901 - "You have reached a 55 ESS machine." (PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:847-82~1.WAV 11-14-1997 408473
- @D:PRE: "Hello. This is telephone number 847-823-9995. The time is 9:15
- @D:AM.
- @D:Alert condition okay. The temperature is 73 degrees. okay. The
- @D:electricity is on. Battery condition okay.
- @D:Sound level okay. Listen to the sound level for 60 seconds..."
- @D:(courtesy PLA)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:630-30~1.WAV 11-19-1997 216819
- @D:PRE: 630-307-9974 - "This is pump station number 5. <Hic!> This is
- @D:pump station number 5. <Hic!>" <pressed the asterisk>
- @D:"Acknowledged. Accepted. The intrical delay is 02 hours." (Jennifer
- @D:Martino)
- @C:
- @C:■■ Touch Tone Tunes
- @C:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:DOWHADDY.WAV 12-08-1997 47933
- @D:"Do Wah Diddy" played in touch tones.
- @C:
- @C:■■ Carriers
- @C:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CALLER~1.WAV 02-19-1998 64407
- @D:Sound of caller ID sending data. (courtesy Michael Edwards)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:TDD1.WAV 11-19-1997 139148
- @D:TDD machine. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:CARRIER1.WAV 11-19-1997 220931
- @D:Modem carrier. (Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:COCOTMDM.WAV 12-03-1997 162604
- @D:847-427-1844 - COCOT modem. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:FAX1.WAV 12-08-1997 407648
- @D:Fax machine. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @C:
- @C:■■ Other
- @C:
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:PAGER1.WAV 12-03-1997 36333
- @D:Pager. (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:PAGER3.WAV 07-19-1996 40797
- @D:A pager beeping.
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:4737373.MP3 03-07-2000 259547
- @D:(2000) 800-555-4646 "The number for the chatline is 1-473-473-7373.
- @D:International long distance rates apply.
- @D:That number again is 1-473-473-7373. Thank you."
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:337110.MP3 03-07-2000 115767
- @D:(2000) 011-44-800-969388 "Two Hundred Thirty Three Seven One One Zero"
- @D:followed by touch tones. (courtesy Phone Losers England)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:969204.MP3 03-07-2000 187239
- @D:(2000) 011-44-800-969204 Several seconds of repetetive beeping which I
- @D:deduced to be a dial tone. The first digit broke tone and
- @D:after a few random digits (the last was *) a female voice gives a
- @D:recording in Japanese and the dial tone comes back. (courtesy PLE)
- @S:════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
- @F:MOAN.MP3 03-07-2000 333100
- @D:(2000) 330-253-3333 "At the moan, the time will be 1:32. Uuuahhhh!!
- @D:Hey baby, shall we go for seconds?"
- @S:╔══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗
- @S:║ End of List. ║
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