<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again. 2EK." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-555-9901 "Your call did not go through. Please try your call again. 604-U2." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The Telephone number you are trying to reach is a Canadian number, and cannot be reached using this access code." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-200-0048 "I'm sorry, your call cannot be completed at this time due to technical difficulties. Please try your call later. Thank you."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "Please enter the toll-free number you are trying to reach, followed by the pound sign." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "You will be charged an access connection fee of 18 cents per minute for this call. Please wait while your call is connected </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> Brand-new PCS system recording: "The number you have reached - is not in service. This is the Clearnet network." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The wireless customer you have dialed subscribes to a 'Calling Party Pays' service. This means that YOU will be charged for this call!"
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> What happens when someone tries to *69 you when your call was first protected with *67... </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0031 - "We're sorry. Due to telephone company facility troubles, your call can not be completed at this time. Will you try your call again later." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The person you are calling does not wish to talk with callers who block their number. If you wish to reach this person, please hang up, and place your call again without blocking your number." (courtesy NPA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "We're sorry. You've dialed a number which can not be reached in your calling area." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "You have dialed a number that is not available from your calling area. 0-6-7-T." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The number you have dialed can not be reached from your calling area. 2-E-L." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "We're sorry you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service. If you feel your have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "47-4. The number you have dialed is invalid or blocked from your area code. Please check your local listing." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "47-3 We're sorry. The number you dialed is dialed is invalid. Please check the area code dialed, or call directory assistance." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "47-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service. Please check the number and dial again." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The area code or telephone number as dialed is not valid. Please check the area code and telephone number and dial again. Thank you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... [TDD tones]" (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "One moment for the OCI operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "When making a call requiring operator assistance, dial 0 + the area code+ the seven digit number." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "When dialing a call outside of your area code or an 800 number, dial 1 first. On calls within your area code, just dial the 7 digit number." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 914-268-9940 - "We're sorry. But since you did not select a long distance company, this call can not be completed as dialed. To place this call in emergency, dial 0 and
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0005 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0015 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again." (courtesy PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0017 - "Your service has been interrupted. For emergencies, dial 911. To discuss your residence account dial 1-800-540-0256 for business dial 1-800-464-6649." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0029 - "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 916-440-0030 - "There is no charge for this call. This number has been disconnected as a result of a recent federal court decision and Pacific Bell's business policy." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 805-664-0004 - "This phone is not currently in service. To order telephone service from Pacific Bell hang up and dial 1-800-310-BELL. En espanol marque... ...In case of fire, medical and police emergencies, dial
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 805-664-0019 - "We're sorry. The service you are requesting is not available on this line." (courtesy PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 815-469-9999 - "You have not deposited the correct amount to place your call. Please check the instruction card for rate information and try your call again." (courtesy Interrupt)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 877-555-1212 - "Please note that in 1998 toll free numbers can be either 800, 888 or 877 numbers." (courtesy NPA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 888-999-9977 - "The number you have dialed has been disconnected or is no longer in service. Message 102." (XKMFDMx) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 888-999-9990 - "7-1-1. The 800 number you have dialed is not in service. There is no further information available at this time." (courtesy XKMFDXx)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The number you have reached, 9-1-1, has been changed to a non published number." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-363-3343 - "You have reached the verification announcement. Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you believe you have reached this recording in error,
please contact your long distance telephone company. 5-1-2-3-2-8." ((Jennifer Martino)?)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-922-0918 - "7-10. You have dialed an invalid number. Please check the number and try your call again." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-999-9962 - "0-1-2-2. The toll free number you are calling is not serviced from your area." XKMFDMx </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-999-9965 - "You have reached a non working 800 number at Liz Claiborne. Thank you." "Thank you for calling." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-999-9976 - "12. We're sorry. Your call can not be completed dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call customer assistance. This is a recording." XKMFDMx
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-999-9994 - A jumbled recording! "We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not
available... We're sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... We're
sorry you have dialed an 800 number that is not available... <reorder> XKMFDMx
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The toll free number you have dialed has been disconnected. No further information is available about this number. 1-1-0-T." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-368-3407 - "AT&T Easy Reach 800. To complete your call please enter or speak each number of the access code now." (courtesy Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9902 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call the business office for assistance."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9903 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9904 "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up, check the instructions on the payphone for the appropriate rate, and dial your call again."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9905 "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the instruction card or call your operator to help you."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9906 "We're sorry. All circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9911 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9912 - "We're sorry. Your call did not go through. Will you please try your call again." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9913 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 10 cents for the next 4 minutes. If 10 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds, your call will be automatically terminated."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9915 - "We're sorry. We can not process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later please." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9916 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your attendant to help you."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9918 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a carrier access code for the number you have dialed. Please hang up and try your call again."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9919 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9922 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial the digits 950 before dialing your carrier access code. Please hang up and try your call again."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9923 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9924 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9928 - "We're sorry. It is not neccesary to dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again"
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9929 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the area code or number and dial again." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9931 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. If you dialed a 5 digit code, it has changed. Please redial adding a 1 and a 0 before the 5 digit code. Or for assitance, contact the carrier you are trying to use."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9933 - "We're sorry. All carrier circuits are busy now. Will you please try your call again later." </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9935 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties, your call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9938 - "We're sorry. A long distance company access code is requied for the number you have dialed. Please dial your call with the access code."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 732-946-9940 - "We're sorry. The carrier you have selected is unable to complete your call at this time. Please try your call again. </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "The area code for the number you have dialed is currently 708. Please dial your call again using area code 708. Thanks you. The following tones are for the hearing impaired... [TDD Tones]."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 201-376-9907 - "The number you have dialed 376-9907 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 305-994-9963 - "The number you have reached 994-9963 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later." (courtesy PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 201-666-0000 - Satanic 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have dialed, 666-0000 is not in service. Please check the number and dial again." (UbiOne)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 301-292-9908 - "A 25 cent deposit is required to make this call. Please hang up, deposit 25 cents, and make your call again." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 312-591-8301 - "The number you have reached 212-8301 is being checked for trouble. Please try your call again later." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 312-591-9999 - "The number you have dialed has been changed. The new number is 555-1212 or 0 + the area code + 555- 1212. Please han and try your call again or refer to the instruction card for additional information. 1-2-T." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0042 - "You have called a party on your own line. Please hang up, give the called party time to answer and then pick up your receiver." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0043 - "You have been called by a party on your line. Please give the calling party time to answer." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0047 - "Your line has been temporarily disconnected. For service, please call our business office at 1-800-483-3100. This is a recording." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0048 - "We're sorry. We cannot process your custom calling request at this time. Will you try again later please?" (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check your instruction manual or call repair service for assistance." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0050 - "We're sorry. Due to heavy calling we can not complete your call at this time. Will you please hang up and try your call later. If your call is urgent, please try again now. (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0055 - "If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, please call repair service for assistance." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0056 - "The call you have made requires a coin deposit. Please hang up momentarily, listen for dial tone, deposit coins, and dial your call again." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 503-620-0059 - "This is a recording. All of the 911 emergency lines are busy now. if your call is an emergency, please hang up and dial the operator." (Baby Demon/Dethme0w)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0014 - "The number called is busy. A special ringing will tell you when the line is free. Please hang up now." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0015 - "You have canceled your request. Please hang up now." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0016 - "The number was free but it has just become busy again. Please hang up. You may reactivate, if you wish, by redialing original code." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0019 - "We're sorry. You have dialed a number that can not be reached from your calling area." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0034 - "The last call to your telephone has been traced and a 1 dollar and 50 cent charge will be added to your bill. If the was life threatening, call your local police. After 3 traces you may call 1-800-582-0655 to initiate deterrent action." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0035 - "The number called can not be reached. Please hang up now." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0036 - "Your call has been completed, however the party you are calling is not receiving calls at this time." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0037 - "Your selective call forwarding and call forwarding features can not be used at the same time." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0038 - "The number can not be reached now. Please hang up and try again later." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0048 - "The number you are calling was blocked and can not be called back using your last call return service." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-248-0091 - "The party you are calling does not accept blocked calls. If you are calling from a locked number, please hang up, pi the receiver, press *82, and redial the phone number. When you do this your name and number will appear for this call only." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0001 - "Your call can not be completed as dialed. check the number and dial again. 0-6-7-T." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0002 - "We're sorry. You must first dial a 1 when calling this number. Will you please hang up and try your call again." (PL </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0003 - "This call will be forwarded over private facilities. If you normally receive a charge for this call, a charge will s apply from the beginning of this announcement although you may reach a busy or no answer condition." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0036 - "The last number to your telephone can not be traced and no charge will be added to your bill. Please hang up and call the US West Call Identification Center at 1-800-582 0655 if you need further assistance." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0048 - "We're sorry your call can not be completed as dialed from the phone you are using. Please read the instruction card and dial again." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0049 - "We're sorry. Your call can not be completed as dialed. Please check the number and dial again or call your attendant to help you." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 509-457-0050 - "911 is not a working number for your area. For emergencies, hang up a moment and dial your operator." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0001 - "Your long distance call can not be completed your service has been restricted. Please contact your US West business office." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0003 - Jumbled recording! "It is not necessary to dial a... we're sorry... for the number you have dialed... long distance company access carrier... call again.... please hang up and tr..." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0004 - Jumbled recording! "Your call can not be completed... we're sorry... led. Please check the code with the access code dialed... call your long distance company and try again or... for assistance." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0006 - "We're sorry. Due to network difficulties your long distance call can not be completed at this time. Please try your call again later." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0010 - "The business telephone number you have dialed is It has been reported to US West Communications who is checking into cause of the trouble. We are sorry for the inconvenience. Please try your call again later." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 541-967-0027 - "The number of the last call you made or received is unavailable and you will not be charged. If you were attempting to trace a call and need assistance, please call the US West Call Identification
Center at 1-800-582-0655. Again, that number is 1-800-582-0655." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 610-797-0014 - "Excuse me. Please deposit 5 cents for the next 5 minutes. If 5 cents is not deposited within 25 seconds your call 25 seconds your call will be automatically terminated." (PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 618-254-0000 - 0-0-0-0-Orgasmic 0-0-0-0-operator! "The number you have reached 254-0000 is not in service for incoming calls." (PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 630-893-9883 - "The number you have reached, 893-9883 is not in service, for incoming calls." (Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-245-7508 - "You are not authorized to dial this number. 2-3-K. You are not auth... <reorder>" (Jennifer (Martino?) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> Annoying reorder one would hear when the phone was kept off the hook for too long. (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> PBX Dial tone (Whirlwind Note - Sounds like a Santel). (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 914-735-9904 - A regular synthesized ring then, what sounds like a ring from an actual telephone. (courtesy UbiOne) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-432-3960 - Beeps over and over and over... Jennifer Martino </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 718-238-9901 - Elvis is alive and well and working for Bell Atlantic! (Thanks to OTH for this one!) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> A high end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> A low end of a loop. (courtesy Jennifer Martino) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 941-232-9901 - "Yes. You have reached the Daytona DMS100 Central Office Exchange 232. Thank you very much." (courtesy PLA) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 973-759-3816 - "You have reached the test number for New Jersey area code 973. This new area code is effective June 1, 1997. Mandatory use of 973 begins December 6, 1997. The northeastern part of the state including and Bergen and Hudson Counties
will retain the 201 area code. With the remainder of the 201 area code including Morris, Sussex, Passaic and Essex counties
changing to the new 973 area code. Test number 973-759-3816. <faint beep>." (courtesy UbiOne)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> "Hello. This is telephone number 847-823-9995. The time is 9:15 AM. Alert condition okay. The temperature is 73 degrees. okay. The electricity is on. Battery condition okay.
Sound level okay. Listen to the sound level for 60 seconds..." (courtesy PLA)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 630-307-9974 - "This is pump station number 5. <Hic!> This is pump station number 5. <Hic!>" <pressed the asterisk> "Acknowledged. Accepted. The intrical delay is 02 hours." (Jennifer Martino)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 800-555-4646 "The number for the chatline is 1-473-473-7373. International long distance rates apply. That number again is 1-473-473-7373. Thank you."
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 011-44-800-969388 "Two Hundred Thirty Three Seven One One Zero" followed by touch tones. (courtesy Phone Losers England) </td></tr></table>
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 011-44-800-969204 Several seconds of repetetive beeping which I deduced to be a dial tone. The first digit broke tone and after a few random digits (the last was *) a female voice gives a recording in Japanese and the dial tone comes back. (courtesy PLE)
<td bgcolor="#F0F0F0" valign="TOP" cellpadding="3"><FONT face="Tahoma,Arial" SIZE="3"><b> 330-253-3333 "At the moan, the time will be 1:32. Uuuahhhh!! Hey baby, shall we go for seconds?" </td></tr></table>
