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  2.                                    KNOCK-KNOCK
  3.  
  4.                                        ***
  5.                                    Knock-knock.
  6.                                   "Who's there?"
  7.                                     "Oswald."
  8.                                   "Oswald who?"
  9.                                  "Oswald my gum."
  10.                                        ***
  11.                                    Knock-knock.
  12.                                   "Who's there?"
  13.                                      "Ella."
  14.                                    "Ella who?"
  15.                                    "Ella Vator,
  16.                               Don't that lift you?"
  17.                                        ***
  18.                                    Knock-knock.
  19.                                   "Who's there?"
  20.                                       "Red."
  21.                                     "Red who?"
  22.                                    "Red Pepper,
  23.                              Don't that burn you up?"
  24.                                        ***
  25.                                    Knock-knock.
  26.                                   "Who's there?"
  27.                                     "Emerson."
  28.                                   "Emerson who?"
  29.                              "Emersome stupid jokes 
  30.                                   in this book."
  31.                                        ***
  32.                                    Knock-knock.
  33.                                   "Who's there?"
  34.                                     "Thunder."
  35.                                   "Thunder who?"
  36.                                 "Thunder the bed."
  37.                                        ***
  38.                               "What was that noise?"
  39.                                    "Marmalade."
  40.                                    "Marmalade?"
  41.                          "Marmalade too close to the edge
  42.                                    of the bed,
  43.                                   and fell off!"
  44.                                        ***
  45.                                    Knock-knock.
  46.                                   "Who's there?"
  47.                                      "Adolf."
  48.                                    "Adolf who?"
  49.                           "Adolf ball hit me in d' mouf
  50.                            and dat why I talk like dis.
  51.                                        ***
  52.                                    Knock-knock.
  53.                                   "Who's there?"
  54.                                     "Tarzan."
  55.                                   "Tarzan who?"
  56.                             "Tarzan stripes forever."
  57.                                        ***
  58.                                    Knock-knock.
  59.                                   "Who's there?"
  60.                                       "ABCs"
  61.                                    "ABC's who?"
  62.                                 "Abby seized me."       
  63.                                        ***
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  66.                                        END
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