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  1.  
  2.                                      DIETING
  3.  
  4.                                        ***
  5.                          YOU KNOW YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT WHEN
  6.                                         1
  7.                            You step on a talking scale 
  8.                                    and it says,
  9.                              "One at a time, please!"
  10.                                         2
  11.                            You're wearing a yellow suit
  12.                          and people two blocks away yell,
  13.                                      "Taxi!"
  14.                                         3
  15.                               You put on your Honda
  16.                            instead of getting into it.
  17.                                         4
  18.                                 Your knees buckle
  19.                                but your belt won't.
  20.                                        ***
  21.                                 TEXAS A & M STUDY
  22.                         After years of scientific inquiry,
  23.                            scientists have discovered 
  24.                        a common cause of being overweight:
  25.                                      Gravity.
  26.                                        ***
  27.                                    LIKE A BIRD
  28.              Wife: "I can't understand why I gain so much weight,
  29.                                I eat like a bird!"
  30.                Husband: "Yeah! Twice your own weight every day!
  31.                                        ***
  32.                                        
  33.  
  34.                                        END
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