Janet Planet's Spirit guide
Welcome to the newly revamped Horoscope's section, revamped due to Psychic Bob's hasty departure, which left us somewhat in the lurch. Into this breech, at the last moment, has stepped internationally renowned spirit guide, Janet Planet, for which we are enormously grateful, especially as Ms. Planet's predictions have time and again proved themselves to be uncannily accurate.

Only last month, she predicted that the Grand National would be cancelled, and where even where the suspicious parcels would be found. The police did interview her shortly afterwards, but were unable to make anything stick. So we therefore have no hesitation in swallowing her story, and despite many other smears with which opponents of her work have tried to blacken her good name, we will continue to offer her our full support, as well as our grateful thanks for all the hard work she has put in to make this month's horoscope's the most relevant and useful yet.

MAY '97:- aries | aquarius | cancer | taurus | capricorn | virgo | pisces | sagittarius | gemini | leo | libra

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