Gemini
May 22 - Jun 21

Some so-called astrologers tell you what you want to hear: eat more cake, be adulterous, have a debt, look after 'Numero Uno'.

Not Janet Planet.

No, we all have responsibilities and it's time you 'shouldered' yours.

Would it kill you to phone mother at the weekend? Would you always forget a vital shopping-thing if you made lists? Do you imagine your dog's faeces just tidy themselves away off the pavement?

Your trouble is you're a child inside a grown-up's skin. And if you don't grow into it, you might shed it. Then you'd be worse than naked; people could see your bones.