Aries Mar 21 - Apr 20 Do you know, the lovely Bob Dylan didn't know the truth he was talking when he said the "answer" was probably "blowing in the wind".

For you this month, it most certainly is. Get yourself out on a moor somewhere. Or a dale.

A tall car park will suffice for town-Rams. Breathe the loveliness. Take a moment. Feel those cobwebs just up and skedaddle! We all need a head-draught on occasion, but you more than ever, what with Mercury's spot of nonsense with Pluto and the moon coming over all oily after the 12th.

A moustache-man is wicked on the 22nd. Box his silly ears!