Janet Planet has no wish to sound like your gran, but there's nothing wrong that couldn't be put right with syrup of figs, a nice bowl of fruit, some gentle stretches or, if push comes to shove, warm soapy water and rubber tubing. Of course, it's not physical.
PISCES
Feb 20 - Mar 20		 Mercury wants to transit your solar third house, Venus is intent on monkeying with the Moon and bingo; astral traffic backed up beyond Aries means last week's lasagne in a go-slow just south of your rib-cage.

Drink more water and breathe more deeply if you want to keep Anusol off the shopping list.