One
afternoon, I waited for an hour and a half in a bank line to cash
some traveller’s cheques. When I finally reached the front
of the queue, I presented my paperwork; the teller glanced at it
and disappeared. Five minutes later, she returned to give me back
my passport. Then she disappeared again. Five more minutes passed
without a sign of her. At last a manager came to the counter. ‘Depósitos,’
he called out, ‘Anyone have deposits?’ Those who did were
moved to the front of the line. I asked the manager (was I mistaken,
or did he bear a resemblance to the Mayan god ‘Not Right Now’?)
for an explanation. ‘We are out of money,’ he explained.
‘When we get enough deposits, we will continue changing cheques.’
The
other gringos in line had grown extremely impatient, to the point
of hostility. When I relayed the explanation, they erupted in hoots
and howls. ‘A bank out of money? That’s incredible. That’s
so like the Mexicans. These people are the most inefficient on earth.
What kind of bank doesn’t have money?’
Almost everyone gave up and left. I, however, was stuck because
the teller had taken my cheques. As the deposits trickled in, I
reflected on the little incident. The other gringos were right –
this sort of thing typified Mexican culture. The unusual circumstances
didn’t seem to faze the Mexicans waiting in line; for the gringos,
on the other hand, it was a great indignity and a farcical confirmation
of their stereotypes.
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