Each month we add a touch of humor to Softdisk PC; we usually have comedy files, humorous articles and a cartoon.
The report card has a space reserved to allow users to offer their own cartoon caption replacements for the cartoon. If you think you have a funnier caption than the and one we've published, write it on the and report card and send it back to us! This month we are also publishing the best caption ideas people sent us for the cartoons which were first published on ODM #87, #88, and #89.
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To get the proper effect, replace the and caption in each cartoon with whatever is suggested in red below:
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Cartoon from Issue 87
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I only date 486's.
- Edwin C. Mallard, Arlington MA
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Hey, ya wanna swap floppies?
- Richard Allen, Columbus, OH
Don't blame me for your virus!
- Ken Vandver, Puyallup WA
And you really believe the Pentium is Satanic!
- Roger M. Emerson, Nitro WV
Did you get a load of the and multimedia slot on the and new Pentium DX in accounting?
- William A. Siebert, Gladwin MI
I understand, I understand, but that's still no reason to cut off your joystick!
- Michael H. Davidian, Omaha NE
If you were I, I would be you.
- Edward T. Sala Jr., Justice IL
Draw!
- R.J. MacHennan, Des Plaines IL
Do you have a hard drive?
- John Mateszory Jr., Dunkirk NY
I'm tired of being fed a bit at a time; let's take a byte!
- L.H.Y. Ginnis, Hattiesburg, MI
Wouldn't the folks like to print out this cartoon?
- Glenda Edwards, no city
Macs are soooo user-friendly (show millions of pull-down menus)
- Jeff Woodhams, Pensacola FL
No thanks Eve, I think I'll have a banana.
- Donna Dalton, Campbell MO
I still say minus one equals i!
- Christina Alexander, Bronx NY
You gotta remind them who's boss, take 'em off-line once in a while.
- Shawn Bratene, South Beach OR
Tell me again, "Why am I so lucky to be a computer?"
- Scott Breslove, Fair Lawn NJ
Just 5 more minutes, honey!
- Joyce A. Baranski, Cohoes NY
What do you mean you drive hard?
- Barbie Kragness, Sweet Home OR
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So then the and one modem says to the and other...
- Andy Ludwig, Gardiner MT
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Cartoon from Issue 88
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You bought how many new programs lately??
- Kathy Low, Vancouver WA
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I feel down today.
- Anonymous
Take two KB and call me in the and morning.
- Clinton OK
Looks like a self-inflicted viru-cide.
- John J. Bednar, Ft. Benning GA
Beep beep, 'puter doesn't want a quacker.
- Leonard Hampton
Don't just stand there, press my buttons!
- Martha Wasterlain, Anderson SC
Who put in my memory? I am missing a bit!
- Edward T. Sala, Justice IL
I think I lost my chip.
- Jeremiah J. Dillen, Philometh OR
Back to those bitty bytes.
- L.a. McGinnis, Hattesburg MI
Slave of the and 90s.
- Marty St. George, Pennyan NY
A computer using the user.
- John A. Richard, Worcester MA
License plate: GO.EXE
- Larry Corner, Ballwin MO
Bubbah's trip to space.
- Jason Piatt, Mad. Hgts VA
Well of course this keyboard costs more! It has a beverage holder!
- Jeff Woodhams, Pensacola FL
Is there a doctor in the and house? I may have a virus!
- Mary Terriah & Clifford A. Labre, Cornwall Ontario
Smile? With the day I've had, get serious.
- Gloria O'Steen, College Grove TN
Identity Crisis.
- Jean Van Dyke, Plymouth MI
Where oh where has my little file gone?
- Shriley Herring, Metropolis IL
I bet they wish they could print me out!!
- Glenda F. Edwards, no city given.
My older computer I think?
- Rod Barnes, no city
What memory?
- Ivan M. Eye, Machesney Park IL
Why do I keep giving this machine a nervous breakdown?
- John Hobbs, Salem NH
Dah - What's up, Doc?
- David Kansteiner, Washington MO
I'm out of my Motherboard.
- Kenneth Arcieri, Rockville MD
My computer does this since I called the White House and talked with Hillary via modem.
- Donald Bilicki, Marietta GA
I'm not talking without better speakers.
- Roger S. MacLennan, Des Plaines IL
It's not the mailman's fault ODM is late!
- Joyce A. Baranski, Cohoes NY
88 Megs Makes me dizzy!
- Charles E. Leavenworth, Cottonwood AZ
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Ram-nesia.
- Linda Zember, Swansea SC
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Cartoon from Issue 89
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Quick! Call Peter Norton!
- Paul J. Crozier Smith, Victoria BC
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A dust cover works better with the and machine off!
- James A. Davis, Nixa MO
I need an egg-spert.
- C. Scott Johnson, Georgetown DE
Got any superglue?
- Richard S. Williams, Henderson NY
What, no batteries?
- Rod Barnes, Coupeville WA
I'm human, I'm suppose to make mistakes. What's your excuse?