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Official Cookie World Cookie file. (c) copyright MCMXCV +1 714 993 7669 Time to go milk the yak... [SYSTEM 0PERATOR, 05-Oct-93]| Ooh Boy! Yak cheese pizza! [SYSTEM 0PERATOR, 09-Oct-93]| Anal Migation? [SYSTEM 0PERATOR, 10-Oct-93]| ANAL MIGRATION! Migration? [SYSTEM 0PERATOR, 16-Oct-93]| hello?H-K is a fat bloated iiiidiott! [Operator O' De System, 28-Dec-93]| damn what WAS that one...'had it WRTITTEN down!! [LyB ><, 24-Jan-94]| I wish my ass was as hairy as gh0d's... [priapas, 20-Jun-94]| My fun is bigger than your fun! [l'Operator, 09-Nov-94]| But, just for a moment, suppose Ned ran a board... [l'Operator, 09-Nov-94]| Shhhhh... I spiked the chocolate... [l'Operator, 22-Dec-94]| <WHAP!> "Oh no! What was that?" <WHAP!> <ACK!> <UGHH> "Oh." [l'Operator, 22-Dec-94]| Who is in my bathroom? [Hari-Kiri, 24-Dec-94]| Cool! You hit it REALLY hard that time! [Hari-Kiri, 24-Dec-94]| Don't you ever get scared that you will drown in the shower? [Hari-Kiri, 24-Dec-94]| Dwiddle, dwiddle, dwiddle....I play you every day.... [Hari-Kiri, 24-Dec-94]| Why yes, we do have cheap motels! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-94]| "Yes, I'd like to FTP a pizza." [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-94]| If you were a salmon then I could call you 'fish-breath'. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-94]| Time Travel: Stupid-o-es. It doesn't work. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-94]| It's late and I drank lots of root beer. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-94]| Help help there's a bagel on my forehead. [Flinx@KOTB, 07-Jul-94]| Go away! Leave me here to drag my tail in the mud! - Chuang Tzu [Flinx@KOTB, 07-Jul-94]| Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right..But Three Lefts Do [vandal@KOTB, 10-Jul-94]| Violence Never Solves anything...But it makes me feel a whole lot better [vandal@KOTB, 10-Jul-94]| Live Fast, Die Young, And Carry A BIG Axe!!!! [Lord of Frost Giants@KOTB, 11-Jul-94]| Money Can't Buy Happiness But Poverty Cant Buy Anything [vandal@KOTB, 21-Aug-94]| Only 2 Things came From Berkely BSD Unix and LSD! Coinscidence, NOT [vandal@KOTB, 21-Aug-94]| Are You Going To Do Somthing Or Just Stand There And Bleed? [Lord of Frost Giants@KOTB, 22-Aug-94]| i wish i could hear voices, and maybe get them to go get me a donut. [Aragorn@KOTB, 22-Aug-94]| Karma? I'll take a box of Karma corn. With nuts, please. [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 23-Aug-94]| You Sir are a Hampster [CaPtAiN K-\/\/RaD@KOTB, 23-Aug-94]| Kill a COCOT for B0B! [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| I hope you wake up without your penis. [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| I would rather choke on a chicken peter, [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| Money...Good Friends...Little Girls...What more is there? [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| Damn! If they only had a 24-Hour Chainsaw store! [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| Fuck Chastity! [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| Call my new 1-800 WareZZ board! Number is 1-800-388-PIR8 [3133+3 War3z D00d@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| So, when do the yaks fly in? [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 24-Aug-94]| Its silly. [Lyb x@KOTB, 25-Aug-94]| If pigs COULD fly...then bacon would be ALOT more expensive! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 26-Aug-94]| Me, take a man's life? Sounds TOO complicated..that's what I USED to think! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 26-Aug-94]| Big hair frightens me! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 26-Aug-94]| As soon as I am done collecting info for the Almighty Zontar, I'm outta here!! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 26-Aug-94]| Ska is making a comeback, neener neener neener!!!! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| this board makes me wish i had friends. :) [Aragorn@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| I think Michael Jackson's got his hand in my back pocket. [Aragorn@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| Wait. What do you mean 'it won't catch on fire?' [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| So, if I had TWO fish, I could go too? [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| Oh NO! I think that cow wants to sit on me! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 27-Aug-94]| @ w@sh @ could f@x my @ key [Evil keneval@KOTB, 29-Aug-94]| Define "gummy", please. [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 30-Aug-94]| it all started one sunny day, in the middle of the night. [Red dwarf@KOTB, 30-Aug-94]| if olive oil come from olives corn oil from corn WHERE DOES BABY OIL COME FROM [Red dwarf@KOTB, 30-Aug-94]| Clinton doesn't inhale, HE SUCKS! [ultra@KOTB, 31-Aug-94]| DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL! [Jesus Corpse@KOTB, 02-Sep-94]| Help, I lost my Foot [Vandal@KOTB, 02-Sep-94]| Do you have many screws? [Lyb x@KOTB, 03-Sep-94]| Wow! I LOVE it when you poll me! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 04-Sep-94]| Blue Blue Blew Blue Blue's Blue Blues. [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 04-Sep-94]| The game is afoot...The door is a jar...I am a toaster. [GNU Warez Pup!@KOTB, 04-Sep-94]| I loved you until you ate my dog. [GNU Warez Pup!@KOTB, 05-Sep-94]| Jeez, I wish my mind would come back... [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 05-Sep-94]| Ooohh....These towels are SCENTED! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 06-Sep-94]| Oh shit! The Board's on fire! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| I spit in your shoes! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| The password is "Chiba City"...hehehehehe [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| All we are saying...Is give war a chance! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| I'm a leg man...Gimme FOUR! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| More fun than Hillary Clinton and an accordian. [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| Cut off your big toe. I think you won't do it. I dare you. [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| Imploding Cement Donkies want you beamed off the planet by morning. [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| Now, just for a minute, suppose that everyone's name was Fido... [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| I want to blow away a wiener dog with a 12-GA shotgun. [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 07-Sep-94]| just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you! [Aragorn@KOTB, 08-Sep-94]| See? All you have to do is buy 4 more ducks! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 10-Sep-94]| everyone hears voices, it's the schitzophrenics that LISTEN to them. [Red dwarf@KOTB, 12-Sep-94]| you guys are all actually in my computer, aren't you? [Aragorn@KOTB, 13-Sep-94]| Wow. I didn't know beans really made you fart! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 14-Sep-94]| Sleep is no replacement for coffee. [Renegage@KOTB, 18-Sep-94]| Smell my finger. [Evil keneval@KOTB, 19-Sep-94]| damn it jim, i'm a doctor not a blowup doll [Shade the Changing Man@KOTB, 20-Sep-94]| "Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 20-Sep-94]| Yes!OhGhoDYes! It's Wendy from Snapple. Let's make up our own flavor, baby! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 21-Sep-94]| ...And I hope that piercing thing you have gets infected! [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 21-Sep-94]| Ever wonder what would happen if you put a poodle in a blender? [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 21-Sep-94]| Pardon Me madam, But Your Standing On My Penis! [Shade the Changing Man@KOTB, 27-Sep-94]| How Do You Make A Dog Meow? Freze Him Solid And Run Him Across A Bansaw! [Shade the Changing Man@KOTB, 27-Sep-94]| Tide with Bleach? Try new Extra Strength TIDE with BLEACH and CONDOMS. [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 29-Sep-94]| WaR=We aRe RoDeNtS [Vandal@KOTB, 02-Oct-94]| WaR=We aRe RidiCulOus [Vandal@KOTB, 02-Oct-94]| Once Upon a time there was a carpenter [Bandido@KOTB, 02-Oct-94]| HA! Made you look! [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 03-Oct-94]| WHERE ARE MY GEESE?*&^&%^?? [Patch the Great Dogg@KOTB, 03-Oct-94]| God If Your Really Out There, I could Really Use A cheeseburger [Shade the Changing Man@KOTB, 04-Oct-94]| Read alt.sex.fetish.snapple [Arclight [DnA]@KOTB, 06-Oct-94]| anybody up for a game of Nude Donkey Polo? [Aragorn@KOTB, 08-Oct-94]| Clinton + president = Screwed [Bandido@KOTB, 10-Oct-94]| Roll me up and smoke me! [Lordling Draxlear@KOTB, 10-Oct-94]| So pork rinds aren't the most nutritional snack... But they're so GOOOOD! [Aragorn@KOTB, 13-Oct-94]| Duck You Sucker [Bandido@KOTB, 13-Oct-94]| Hello, Dad? I'm in IRVINE. I LIKE it here! It's GREAT! [Debbie Dootson@KOTB, 15-Oct-94]| Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?? [Moon Dancer@KOTB, 16-Oct-94]| If a word is misspelled in the Dictionary, how would we know?? [Moon Dancer@KOTB, 16-Oct-94]| Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! [Debbie Dootson@KOTB, 16-Oct-94]| weiNeRBuRgeR wiTH cHeese!!!!!! [Fire Marshall Bill@KOTB, 19-Oct-94]| Once, I had two left pinkys, but then one fell off... [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 25-Nov-94]| If you can't eat it drink it smoke it or screw it, piss on it! ;) [the joker@KOTB, 26-Nov-94]| You were right. It WAS slippery... [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 28-Nov-94]| Play Bite Barney Kill now! [Arclight@KOTB, 29-Nov-94]| Hahaha! I laugh at your ugliness! [Arclight@KOTB, 02-Dec-94]| I don't care what the label says, I'll operate heavy machinery when I want! [Hari-Kiri@KOTB, 02-Dec-94]| I know what an egg is, but what is a nogg? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-95]| Okay Kristin, the red light meeans it's off. [priapas, 06-Jan-95]| C:\LIFE.exe lIFE FAILED...ATTEMPTING TO MODE [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?!? [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| If i were a burrito.... [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| Hey, You're cute... ... Sex?? [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| Back up my hard drive?!? I can't find reverse!!! [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| MOPAR: Mostly Old Parts And Rust [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| If money can't buy happiness, i guess i'll have to rent it! [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| Tu veux laver ma vache avec moi? [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| If your not going to do anything, dont not do it here.. [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| Damnit! i lost that ANY key again!! i hate when i get spiked yAK milk! [Cal, 09-Jan-95]| No, seriously, H-K is trapped in this time.. ..He figures if he can stop time travel from ever being invented he wouldn'.. ..be stuck here. [Zarathos, 12-Feb-95]| Sure I got bananas... they're a little empty, but, hey... I got 'em... [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| You know...There is actually a good chance that I am the father of your child.. [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| Hey! Ix-nay on the ix-nay! [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| Don't you fret, little lady. I'll save you from the Evil Schnausers from Cal. [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| Kill my television? But we have such a meaningful relationship! [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| Thom Yam is the soup for me. Dig that Nam-prik-phau. [Sir Poopies, 15-Feb-95]| If i could, i would, but since i cant, i dont. [Cal, 16-Feb-95]| oi! [LyB X, 18-Feb-95]| my dog is a wooly bear [LyB X, 18-Feb-95]| Geese ate my shoes! [Hari-Kiri, 19-Feb-95]| Whee-Ho! I can touch your TOES!!! Wow! [Hari-Kiri, 19-FEB-95]| "Energize," said Kirk, and the pink bunny appeared... [Sir, Poopies]| Listen... you smell that? -Ghostbusters [Sir, Poopies]| If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail... [Sir, Poopies]| Turn your computer into a gameboy... at the C: prompt type "WIN" [Sir, Poopies]| OUCH! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper! [Sir, Poopies]| Double your haed disk space! Delete Windows! [Sir, Poopies]| Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... [Sir, Poopies]| If you choke a smurf what color does it turn? [Sir, Poopies]| This space available for advertising [Sir, Poopies]| Being schizophrenic beats being alone [Sir, Poopies]| Juggling: A schizophrenic playing catch [Sir, Poopies]| Honk if you are Jesus [Sir, Poopies]| Don't fart any more [Sir, Poopies]| If love is blind, lingerie makes great braille [Sir, Poopies]| Virginity can be cured [Sir, Poopies]| If you had no soul, would you cry about it? [flinx, 27-Feb-95]| If conciousness were electricity, light switches would philosophize. [flinx, 27-Feb-95]| girl-scout [flinx, 27-Feb-95]| sha gwoh swentshu vleb TATER-TOT blef gloob sneeber [flinx, 27-Feb-95]| Waffle is nothing but a big cookie with dimples. [zarathos, 01-Mar-95]| I could write a paragraph! [lyb, 16-Mar-95]| Wait, if you're over there, than whose monkey is _THAT_ ? [Hari-Kiri, 19-Mar-95]| Kiss me I'm crazy? [Flinx, 20-Mar-95]| give me a fork my heart itches [Flinx, 20-Mar-95]| It doesn't matter. The point is moot. [Hari-Kiri, 22-Mar-95]| Eat two cows a day, for MAXIMUM PERFORMANCE CRANK RATIO!!! [Hari-Kiri, 24-Mar-95]| It's hard, not like those floppy australian things.. [Cal, 28-Mar-95]| Life is a one way street.. wathc it or end up under a truck tire.. [Cal, 28-Mar-95]| Save Oxygen, SHUT UP! [Cal, 30-Mar-95]| You _ATE_ that?!?! Ewee.... It's SLLLIIIIMMMMNMYYYY... [Hari-Kiri, 30-Mar-95]| At this very moment, I count exactly five active brain cells. [LyB X, 02-Apr-95]| If public opinion dicates then in my opinion the public is a dictator. [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| The president's boss has got to be PRETTY pissed right now... [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| There was 15 minutes left then the FIRE ALARM went off! [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| This is a fine show for the kiddies. [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| Balance THIS, buddy! [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| Here's a fun game: take a fork and poke yourself. [LyB X, 04-Apr-95]| Friends, Romans, countrymen: lend me your togas. I want to make a tent. [LyB X, 06-Apr-95]| nope. [LyB X, 06-Apr-95]| If wubba wants it, wubba get it! [Hari-Kiri, 06-Apr-95]| But he promised to stay loyal to the cow while he was in prison! [LyB X, 06-Apr-95]| Okay everybody, lets all go see TANK GIRL!!! [LyB X, 06-Apr-95]| Ha Ha Ha! I laugh at your ugliness! [Arclight, 06-Apr-95]| Spravey...Gravy in a SPRAY CAN! [Arclight, 07-Apr-95]| Sorry I missed your call, I was out having my toaster re-chromed. [Arclight, 07-Apr-95]| Oh No! It's DEVO! [Arclight, 07-Apr-95]| Can I touch it too? [Hari-Kiri, 07-Apr-95]| Shhhhh... I backwashed the popcorn... [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| Being a necrophiliac mean never having to say...anything. [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| ...He was the funniest guy! [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| What do you mean 'carry a bag around for the rest of your life'?!?!? [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| Our BBS goes up to Eleven! [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| My boss is an Iranian plumber. [Arclight, 08-Apr-95]| Hi, my name is bob, but my friends call me Munchy Mutton-Ball! [LyB X, 16-Apr-95]| Do you have any salt for this pepper? [Hari-Kiri, 04-18-1995]| Hey Look! It's FRUITY!! Hi FRUITY! [Hari-Kiri, 04-20-1995]| "Why are you going to shave it then bleach it? So youcan have a blond skull?" [LyB X, 25-Apr-95]| You're noth'n but a lousey specator ion! [LyB X, 25-Apr-95]| VR is nothing new: Its called schitzophrennia. [LyB X, 25-Apr-95]| She was GOOD?! but there wasnt' even any blood! [Cal, 28-Apr-95]| Chihuahua con Queso, por favor. [Arclight, 02-May-95]| Speed dont kill.... IMPACT KILLS! [Cal, 02-May-95]| Sweetbread: The pancreas or spleen of a holy goat [LyB X, 02-May-95]| For my next project, I want to build a clock that runs on souls. [Arclight, 04-May-95]| Well that didn't help... [Sir Poopies, 06-May-95]| Mettez-le smaque dabbe sur la table. [LyB X, 06-May-95]| Attemptez-vous a yanquer ma chaine, boudet? [LyB X, 06-May-95]| Je donne madam CHAT plus viande que cette! [LyB X, 06-May-95]| Quien es el hombre que dormir en el charco de saliva? [LyB X, 06-May-95]| Cud backwords is duc. [Hari-Kiri, 09-May-95]| peppermint pattie sensation - blowing snow out your nose [Flinx, 09-May-95]| Please don't change color while I'm talking to you. [Flinx, 09-May-95]| Yes, I'm what you'd call a "hacker," I "hack" things. I might "hack" you! [priapas, 16-May-95]| I challenge you to a hack contest. A hackey sack contest. [priapas, 16-May-95]|"Yes I'd like that stuffed crust shit. And no I won't eat it the wrong way." [priapas, 16-May-95]| No, you're lying. Girls don't do that! I know you're lying. That's gross. [priapas, 16-May-95]| We should all worship Devo. [LyB X, 17-May-95]| well, shit... [Sir Poopies, 21-May-95]| uhhhhhh... [Space Man, 22-May-95]| You dare to eat my hair? [LyB X, 24-May-95]| I will not eat gold eggs and meat! It is YOU I'd like to eat! [LyB X, 25-May-95]| Bite my spleen! [LyB X, 26-May-95]| DnA Systems, Inc. II - 810-792-0032 [Pazuzu, 29-May-95]| DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL [Pazuzu, 29-May-95]| "Bother!" said Pooh, as he struggled with his condom. [Arclight, 29-May-95]| Well, maybe it will work if you take the plug out of your nose! [LyB X, 01-Jun-95]| I know, we'll make a pizza.... an LSD pizza. [priapas, 02-Jun-95]| You've been out galavanting with that floozy of a big brother haven't you.... [priapas, 02-Jun-95]| Oh Charlie Brown. Will you ever learn? [priapas, 02-Jun-95]| Yes, I agree. The cat has gotten too powerful. Tomorrow he will be silenced! [priapas, 02-Jun-95]| Hey, did you hear the one about Matt Dong? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jun-95]| John was on the hill, under the tree, eyeing his sister's blork... [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| If I told you I was the son of God... would you believe me? [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| Why are these cookies so... so... small? [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| Awright, then FUCK that shit... [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| type uh... [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| type oh... [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| oh YES you are! [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| Allright... DROP THAT ELEPHANT, MISTER! [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| that hurt my side... [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| type x [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| I like do eat... EAT! stuffs... STUFFINGS... yes i do... that's fun... FUN! [Sir Poopies, 13-Jun-95]| Thats one charming pig! [LyB X, 14-Jun-95]| Excuse me ma'am. Have you seen my brain around here? [Knight Slayer, 24-Jun-95]| I know magic, do you? [Knight Slayer, 24-Jun-95]| Jumpin' Jack Flash:Whoopie Goldberg plays a lovable hacker who gets into trouble [priapas, 03-Jul-95]| Mushy-Wushy-Mushy-Fubb! [Hari-Kiri, 04-Jul-95]| Yo! Break out the funky dip-whip monsta WHOOMP! [Hari-Kiri, 06-Jul-95]| ...And then she said, "Times up" and left! [Hari-Kiri, 18-Jul-95]| Ooops...<KaBOOM!> <sniff><sniff> Ewee... [Hari-Kiri, 18-Jul-95]| It tastes like chicken. Wait. No, it doesn't taste at all like chicken. Sorry. [Arclight, 22-Jul-95]| What's it called again? "BOWLING...FOR...FIIIISSSSH!" [Arclight, 22-Jul-95]| SHIT! I forgot... [Hari-Kiri, 24-Jul-95]| So, Where's ol' Bessie? <MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!> [Hari-Kiri, 24-Jul-95]| stir fried spam tastes like ham [Knight Slayer, 24-Jul-95]| Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck, Duck ... Duck, Goose! [Knight Slayer, 24-Jul-95]| They say if you listen carefully... You can still hear the old bitch howl. [priapas, 25-Jul-95]| If a word was misspelled in the Dictionary, who would care? [priapas, 26-Jul-95]| Don't meom me mister. I'm not the one that did this to you. [priapas, 26-Jul-95]| Everybody come to my new store, "Victor's Secret." Eat your heart out John. [priapas, 26-Jul-95]| This is a hold up [Knight Slayer, 26-Jul-95]| I want a hacker chick [LyB X, 30-Jul-95]| Hey! How come MY pig doesn't talk like the ones on TV? [LyB X, 31-Jul-95]| VELT SYNDROME: The frantic conversion of all available GIFs to JPGs. [priapas, 02-Aug-95]| Sandra Bullock plays a loveable hacker... [Hari-Kiri, 03-Aug-95]| Don't sit on that! You just ate it's butt. [Hari-Kiri, 03-Aug-95]| Honey, why are you and the elves naked? [Hari-Kiri, 03-Aug-95]| 1Peripherialize me! [Hari-Kiri, 06-Aug-95]| Whee! I didn't know feet could smell so wonderful! [Hari-Kiri, 07-Aug-95]| Multitask my ass! [Hari-Kiri, 10-Aug-95]| I want more appliances made by Panasoac! [LyB X, 11-Aug-95]| The genie in Aladin is proof that smurfs can take steroids! [Knight Slayer, 12-Aug-95]| Hugh Heffner, Hugh Grant, what's the difference? [Knight Slayer, 12-Aug-95]| Please, _PLEASE_ take this butter, and run. RUN! NOW GO!!! FASTER!!! [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| Boo! hehe [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| ...And I saw a fish. And it's name was Bob. And it had a pet rock... [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| No! Don't go in _THERE_! That's the, you know, the room, where... you know. [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| May I Baffle you with my baffling baffle? [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| So I said to him "Hey buddy, take that duck OUTSIDE, or I'll fribbulate ya!" [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| hehehe....SHhh....hehe...haha....whoa! Shh..no...haha...WHOA!!!!!! [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| Question: Siamese Twins doing Hockey-Pokey. [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| Okay, Okay, the hippo can ride with me. [Hari-Kiri, 15-Aug-95]| I caught a hippo once, but then it flew away... [Knight Slayer, 15-Aug-95]| I don't like speed, I just like the smell of it. [Knight Slayer, 15-Aug-95]| Let's go visit the lettuce lady! [Hari-Kiri, 16-Aug-95]| I called- saw Waffle and hung right up.. [Cal, 20-Aug-95]| [Cal, 20-Aug-95]| Give me back my TEENY WEENY HAT! [LyB X, 25-Aug-95]| May I take a bite out of your waffle? [Knight Slayer, 26-Aug-95]| But...How do you take a piss in that thing? [Hari-Kiri, 27-Aug-95]| I'm a big fishy! And I'm gonna come EAT you! HAhahahahahHAHhaha!!! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Aug-95]| Nothing pure ever works. [priapas, 31-Aug-95]| Nothing pure ever works... EXCEPT PURE SEX. [priapas, 31-Aug-95]| I'm feeling thick with BLEACH and ABRASSIVES! [LyB X, 31-Aug-95]| Wouldn't you know it! Just when I need that organ donor card, I can't find it! [Arclight, 01-Sep-95]| Have you seen my pet Llama, "Spanky?" [Arclight, 01-Sep-95]| I am crushing your head! [Dr. Hate, 07-Sep-95]| Up yours, baby [LyB X, 09-Sep-95]| I wonder if the tiger gets to vote on which foot is cut off first... [LyB X, 09-Sep-95]| I haggle'd him but good, and he still said maybe [LyB X, 09-Sep-95]| HACKERS:Innocent kids framed by a evil mastermind. The guy from Short Circuit. [priapas, 10-Sep-95]| Ever notice how everything tastes like chicken. No I mean EVERYTHING. [priapas, 10-Sep-95]| warez? where? <frantically looking around> ack! gimme a cookie! [Cal, 17-Sep-95]| ...And you can EAT that cheese and go sit on the beenbag by yourself! [Hari-Kiri, 18-Sep-95]| I wanna go wibbiting in the woods... [Hari-Kiri, 19-Sep-95]| I just rented The Legend of Billie Jean and I'm rear'n fer blood, baby! [LyB X, 23-Sep-95]| LET'S GO FISH-SMELLING!!! [Hari-Kiri, 23-Sep-95]| You spit like my diseased aunt! [Hari-Kiri, 23-Sep-95]| Ever wonder what happens when you do it backwards? [Hari-Kiri, 23-Sep-95]| "I feel the acting just wasn't up to par." -Gene Siskel on SHOW GIRLS NC-17 [priapas, 24-Sep-95]| It's a movie about a talking pig. ALL NUDE, ALL THE TIME. [priapas, 24-Sep-95]| IT is but hairy appendeges and a large hanky. [Hari-Kiri, 26-Sep-95]| ...and it's really gentle because you use your mouth to provide the pump action [priapas, 26-Sep-95]| So I take my shirt off now? No? Ok! Whoa! Stopping!! Okay...Shirt ON! [Hari-Kiri, 26-Sep-95]| I just say 'Louie, louie!' [LyB X, 30-Sep-95]| No Silly...You're suppose to put your cat in the microwave to give it a tan! [Knight Slayer, 02-Oct-95]| <WARNING> This cookie may cause colon infection. You DID scrub, right? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| Oh I get it. These are only turkey _heads_. No wonder they were so cheap! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| But if we stop imagining then the imaginary number would cancel! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| How many fingers should I have again?? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| I WiSH the FiSH would start swimming again. Come on Flipper! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| Wanna Triscuit? Bad dog! No! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| So what are all the microwaves for again? Ahh... Betcha it won't work [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| So if I walk BACKWARDS, oh nevermind, we'll hafta call a plumber [Hari-Kiri, 02-Oct-95]| Remember: only you can prevent undercooked chuttle! [LyB X, 05-Oct-95]| I know! Lets make an amateur film about the deseased underbelly of a turtle! [LyB X, 05-Oct-95]| "We don't serve your kind here... Duck. [priapas, 08-Oct-95]| I hate it when people stare at me scratch myself. "People get your own lives!" [priapas, 08-Oct-95]| [AnarchyK, 13-Oct-95]| Woah. I, like, paged the sysop... and then everything was, like, blue. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| WARNING: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| Daaaaaam. That's a lot of Crack. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| Oh, 1st time eh? Just relax and when you feel ready grip the smurf hard and... [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| So, like, what happened? I mean you know, after you smoked it. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| 0-Cool would like to chat with you. Please type CHAT at the main prompt. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| We can clearly see Sodium's reaction in water. Hmm, let's try Cesium. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| Back up my hard drive?!? I can't find... my hard drive. [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| What's the matter? Is it your green blood? That's the color isn't it, GREEN! [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| Okay let's all stop because Yonnie didn't understand. -6th period 10-16-95 [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| "He's like some kind of...non-giving up...school...guy." -Bart Simpson [priapas, 16-Oct-95]| "is everyone evil daddy?" "Yes Scout, every last fucking one of them" [Hari-Kiri, 16-Oct-95]| "We don't NEED [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| "We don't need humans to have a good time." [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| It's the computer that says "Bad motherfucker." [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| That chick on "Murder, she wrote" gives me a woody. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Please, step away from the COCOT. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Well, another sleepless night. In the middle of the day. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Powerbook? No thanks, I prefer a laptop that doesn't catch on FIRE, thank you. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| "Hated-It!" - Gene Siskel on Show Girls NC-17 [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Want to truly experience "One man, one vote?" Vote with a bullet. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| That's a silly place to shoot yourself. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| The CD-ROM is online! This week's selection: "Anal Warrior" [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| I'm not really a President, I just play one on TV. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Welcoem to Happy Jesus World, where everyone's HAPPY! [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| "We put the cult back in "culture." [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| What do you mean "Not all hackers wear rollerblades"?!?!? [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| It's a fact: 9 out of 10 skid row junkies would rather shoot up than call CW. [Arclight, 18-Oct-95]| Sooooo....Just where _IS_ the Legomaniac these days? [Hari-Kiri, 26-Oct-95]| You have new mail. Please logoff. [Hari-Kiri, 26-Oct-95]| Ka-FOOOOOM-ba! [Hari-Kiri, 27-Oct-95]| What do you mean nobody@nowhere.com doesn't exist? [Knight Slayer, 28-Oct-95]| Did you see that? [Knight Slayer, 29-Oct-95]| Hey, who said that? [Knight Slayer, 29-Oct-95]| Are all billy goats THAT charming?! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Oct-95]| And now, Little Tommy of Eden Elementary, will eat his own snot! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Oct-95]| Come on over to our sandbox man, I dare ya! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Oct-95]| The lunch lady looks like a frog. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [Hari-Kiri, 30-Oct-95]| "Badges?!" "We don't need no stinkin' badges!" [Knight Slayer, 31-Oct-95]| "Hey, woah, let's go... stick it up your ass and blow it out your nose. [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| Were you eating Samir's candy? It's only for Samir. It's not good for you. [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| Okay if you ARE a Hacker, then where are your Roller Blades? Hacker my ass. [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| Look it's that Hacker Chick. Hey baby wanna hack me? [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| Now that Bobby has entered puberty, he has new urges. Urges to kill and hurt. [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| Bobby knows drugs are bad. But his mom is okay, and she's a crack whore. [priapas, 01-Nov-95]| NAMU.GIF [LyB X, 03-Nov-95]| Wait, isn't "IMPACT" a bad name for any car??? [Arclight, 10-Nov-95]| Your account has been terminated for the Sysop's amusement. [Unreal, 14-Nov-95]| 7,000,000 years, and all you can come up with is 42?!?! [Cal, 20-Nov-95]| Either be at one with your donkey or leave!! [LyB X, 22-Nov-95]| You better shut up or I'll think you out of existance! [LyB X, 22-Nov-95]| Oatmeal [Cal, 22-Nov-95]| The secret code is: WAREZ-ELITE-PIR8-:). Yes that's a happy face on the end. [priapas, 25-Nov-95]| Bounce wit da left hand, den wit da right. Shit niggie dats all it is. [priapas, 25-Nov-95]| Yes, Minesweeper _IS_ part of the essay process. [Hari-Kiri, 11-27-1995]| Yes, Minesweeper _IS_ part of the essay process. [Hari-Kiri, 11-27-1995]| Not just NO.. but FUCK NO! [Cal, 27-Nov-95]| WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK DOES 'DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN BALL' MEAN?!?! [Cal, 27-Nov-95]| I NEED SEX!!! "HEERE kitty kitty kitty!!" ... [Cal, 28-Nov-95]| Avoid the man who wears no pants. Beware the man whose breath is of cotton. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Dec-95]| "Hi I'm new to the board, and I'd just like to know where the porn is?" [priapas, 03-Dec-95]| I heard they were projecting porn onto Dave's house last night. Cool. [Hari-Kiri, 03-Dec-95]| Are you saying my nuts are unsanitary?!?! [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Fear the PLA because no one else does [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| holy shit the tilt a whirl just killed some one! [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| he's making us look at his poo for christ's sake! [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| drunk midgets huddled in the corner chanting "shoot the boot" [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Hacking is a myth that the white man invented to bring our black brothers down [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Excuse me, are you going to eat that fish taco? [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I look butch in pink speedos [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Ok who hid my panties in the freezer again? [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Can i put you in high heels and call you Oswald? [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I hate that fucking kid [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Who pissed in the ice cube tray again? [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| No these aren't bugle boy jeans you dork [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| What does he do? Nibble your bum? [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| Look at the bones! [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I am the sorcerer they call.... TIM [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I felch for god [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I am barnysplat gh0d! [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I partied so hard my hole is still swolen [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| It's all red! -me commenting on the decor of the pool table while drunk [Dr. Hate, 04-Dec-95]| I'm long and strong and ready to get the friction on [Dr. Hate, 07-Dec-95]| Did i see what? [Dr. Hate, 07-Dec-95]| I felch for god [Dr. Hate, 08-Dec-95]| I'm not only a member but also the president of the Watermelon fan club [Dr. Hate, 08-Dec-95]| +++ath0 [Dr. Hate, 11-Dec-95]| Help! It won't come out [Dr. Hate, 12-Dec-95]| <Gasp!> It's gone! [Hari-Kiri, 13-Dec-95]| Slap it as much as you want [Comfile Nidus, 15-Dec-95]| Insulin in the morning, insulin at night, insulin at bedtime, don't die at night [Hari-Kiri, 17-Dec-95]| Here's a hint: SaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSaveSave [Hari-Kiri, 18-Dec-95]| u.............r..............stupid stipud tipuds tidups itdups IT DUPS!! [Hari-Kiri, 18-Dec-95]| There are 3 people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't. [Unreal, 19-Dec-95]| Nag backwards is MOM. [Hari-Kiri, 26-Dec-95]| Hey, come here! Wanna see my used bandage collection? [Arclight, 27-Dec-95]| I got 2 pounds of CRACK for Christmas! [Arclight, 27-Dec-95]| "New from Mattel! It's BODY PIERCING BARBIE." [Arclight, 27-Dec-95]| Bussy: adj, Of, Related to, or like a Bus. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| I am going to sell my foot. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| What's the record for standing on one foot? Oh.....nevermind then. Two feet? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| You see, I got it from this guy in a bar, and it like, stops time and stuff. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| So you are the mother ship and want to take me for experiments? Can I drive? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Eating meat is bad! But I _AM_ meat! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Do you know where your scotchgaurd is? No really, do you? Please? cow [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| I'm looking for my penis. You haven't...uhh....seen it or anything? have you? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Please children, stop touching that. It's dirty, and bussy. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| My GOD! Wait...no no...nevermind. Mistake. That's YOUR god. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| If a pig can smell Truffles, think of what a COW could do...hehe...udders [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Bad mouse! Bad! BAD!!!! <WHACK> <WHACK> splat!? [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Stupid Child safety crap. can't get the FU##:)^@ng thing to work...OUCH! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Please call me King Tittymoomoo, please? It would be nice. and bussy. [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Oh NO! It's a truckload of Saccharin and Phenophalein! [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| Hey you! come here! Please let me out of this computer ! I have candy [Hari-Kiri, 02-Jan-96]| My detachable penis is equipped with LOJACK. [Arclight, 04-Jan-96]| Generation X in the Job Market: "But Look, I can Juggle!" [Hari-Kiri, 04-Jan-96]| And the pig said to that, "Don't sit on me, you may hit the implode nerve." [Hari-Kiri, 04-Jan-96]| Yes! I've got it! Money Money Money here I come! An IR port on a fish! [Hari-Kiri, 04-Jan-96]| [Sassy Z, 13-Jan-96]| THIS BOARDETH SUCKETH MY DICKETH YAKETH DICKETH BOARDETH. [Sassy Z, 13-Jan-96]| raisan and pepperoni cookie [taofang, 20-Jan-96]| All that I remember isHEY THIS ISN'T MY UNDERWEAR!!! [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jan-96]| Excuse-moi. Mat en feu!!! [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| If you pull it I'll say something [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| cookie [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Your balogna actually has a!!!! [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| "NO!!! Don't pull that!!! it isn't a hair!!!" (c) Cal '96 [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| NO CAR [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| What?!?!? my dog is on fire!!!???? [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| ok.. we all know that the french are best at everything.... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Yes my little grasshopper... there is but one way to kill a cal.. [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| .... that one way is .... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| With a silver dildo through the heart... ...Little grasshopper... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Boobie trap... = ... Bra [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| excuse me.. but you are standing on my penis [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Your cookie here [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| well.. I think it just fell off.. I don't know where it went... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| mrs. bobbit died in car accident.. Some dick cut her off... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| yes.. you can play with my little puppet.. you can hug it and kiss it... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Look mike.. you got 666 again.. i think it's a sign... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Are you sure you weren't dropped.... over and over.. as a child...? [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Australian's do it upside down.... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| what is "Sit on my face and tell me that you love me. by Monty Python"... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| What is "The Penis Song" [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| again? but 13 is my lucky number... [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| "no.. I just dont like the smell of burning latex" (c) Cal '95 [E.Nigma, 29-Jan-96]| Then he received 5 more cards... j,6,k,6,6 and his cards burst into flames.. [E.Nigma, 31-Jan-96]| that which exists behind your eyes cannot be taken away or destroyed [rosebud, 03-Feb-96]| FREE THE PEN!! FREE THE PEN!! [Cal, 04-Feb-96]| CHAIN THE PEN!! CHAIN THE PEN!! [Cal, 04-Feb-96]| wait, fuck. Chain hari-kiri :) [Cal, 04-Feb-96]| bufu! ha! now i'll go pull the tags off my mattress!! [Cal, 13-Feb-96]| Quick, quick. Now, now. Go, go! Hurry... before rigamortis sets in. [Sassy Z, 16-Feb-96]| multi tasking.. 3 pc's and a chair with wheel's.. [Cal, 18-Feb-96]| What exists behind your eyes is what the shells of M&M's are made of. [Sassy Z, 01-Mar-96]| Guns dont kill people.. Arabs kill people.. [Cal, 03-Mar-96]| The Vision and the Void / 219-583-5786 [Pazuzu, 04-Mar-96]| I smoke crack for satan. [Pazuzu, 04-Mar-96]| Okay, I think that's about enough movies about monkeys for awhile... [Hari-Kiri, 06-Mar-96]| America was founded by religious nuts with guns. [Unreal, 08-Mar-96]| File from alt.binaries.erotic.animals UUDecoded. Spank Monkey Now (Y,y)? [Unreal, 08-Mar-96]| No mrs kanard...it's "Carley" not "Carrey"... screams Carley... [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| Le pompier est en feu [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| smack dab sur la bossu...? ack... what a mes.... [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| i wanted to say mess... not mes... ok.? [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| One brain cell left... <<ffrrrittszzz>> <<pop!!>> ahhh none.. much better... [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| She sang out lively and then there was a terrible "ribbit" [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| why is appostrophy such a long word? [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| you can pick your nose, pick your friends, but never pick your friends noses.. [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| DeJaCrem: the feeling that you have already put cream in your coffe...? [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| I was on the subway and there was this old pimp with braided but hair... [E.Nigma, 09-Mar-96]| "So I see," said the blind man to the deaf gentleman. [Unreal, 09-Mar-96]| If your a happy little citizen. Clank your chains! [Unreal, 09-Mar-96]| Redundant: Air bag in a politician's car. [Unreal, 09-Mar-96]| Lyb likes to login....and in...and in...and in... [Hari-Kiri, 14-Mar-96]| The sysop doesn't want to chat....<pout>... [E.Nigma, 26-Mar-96]| Why do the new users always go for the porn? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Mar-96]| I just saw the "Net." Its full of holes. [LyB X, 30-Mar-96]| ...your hopes and desires and burn them in a black inferno of deceit and madness [Low Clouds, 31-Mar-96]| I got a toy. It dives. It got to the bottom then turned into cereal. It hit me [Sir Poopies, 05-Apr-96]| Do Germans have hair? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| Do Germans have rabbits? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| Do Germans have crotches? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| Do Rabbits have crotches? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| Do rabbits have Germans? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| tienes mi tomate? [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| I brandished a kleenex at him... I wielded it with all my might... [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| MY LIFE FOR YOU!!! bum de bum de bum... [Sir Poopies, 06-Apr-96]| These pretzels are making me thirsty!! [Low Clouds, 06-Apr-96]| Somtimes I wonder if you ignore or just turn off the sound for chat.... [E.Nigma, 06-Apr-96]| Yeah right..It won't work...Why don't you just SHUT UP MacGyver?? [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| Total Cookie World User Base: 64 Active Users: 4.35 Mean User: Tim [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| Sure...Sure...I'll put descriptions on those files right away... [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| Who runs this board again? [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| Please Excuse the BBS for a Moment While it Throws Up Due To Your Last Action [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| Does the computer know that there is porn on it? [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| The Addition to the 5 W's: Would you like fries with that? [Hari-Kiri, 09-Apr-96]| FORTUNE: You will experience unusual pain in the groin area. [Low Clouds, 11-Apr-96]| What the hey?? A tuba THAT big? [Hari-Kiri, 11-Apr-96]| "Don't get too wet." [rosebud, 22-Apr-96]| I saw CALGROVE on the way to MM.. it is the birthplace of Cal... [rosebud, 22-Apr-96]| Save an opossum, kill a cal [rosebud, 22-Apr-96]| don't you wonder about those latin songs? "O for tuna" [rosebud, 22-Apr-96]| [E.Nigma, 23-Apr-96]| it's only peeping if you enjoy it. [E.Nigma, 26-Apr-96]| My cat enjoys lick ing herself .. she does it 24/7 [E.Nigma, 26-Apr-96]| the little man... he is nec SHIT! [Sir Poopies, 28-Apr-96]| The cookie thingie is acting up, please direct all cookies to the cookie-thingie [Hari-Kiri, 4-SUN-28]| yay... this is h HA!!!!! I want thatN.O.. fiAgGhting for cookies. [Sir Poopies, 28-Apr-96]| The Tech Core teacher is a Warez-Monger. [Hari-Kiri, 30-Apr-96]| What the hell happened to my pants? AGAIN?! [Hari-Kiri, 07-May-96]| So you "Yo-Yo", do you? Wow. [Hari-Kiri, 07-May-96]| [E.Nigma, 09-May-96]| There are 66 users. [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| What's that spell? [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| [Leonard] --- <laugh> [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| My feet have socks, my socks have feet. What a match. I luv socks.. [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| Hey.............There are naked people on this book..... [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| My cat is a wooly bear. [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| Behind ya! [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| Type BURP to return to reality...yes. that's what happens. you return.. [Hari-Kiri, 14-May-96]| Does the carpet usually smell like that? [Hari-Kiri, 19-May-96]| I'm tired....Are my feet still there?? Good. [Hari-Kiri, 19-May-96]| Everything is a drab shade of drab. [Hari-Kiri, 19-May-96]| I really wish my head would stop spinning. sleep goooood...now........ [Hari-Kiri, 19-May-96]| Where's Sassy Z? [Ring Worm, 23-May-96]| Do Dragons have sex? [Hari-Kiri, 31-May-96]| Always the toe!!! always the toe!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! [E.Nigma, 04-Jun-96]| But if the dog likes milk wouldn't he suck the ... never mind... umm.. eh? [E.Nigma, 04-Jun-96]| Nuke 'em dookie! Duke 'ie Nukem! Where 'O where has my littigation gone.....? [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Ifyouaretherethentheywillbecausetheothernestreetshockicklanguageneticyan bye [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| When you guys page me for chat I like to sit here and not answer, really :) [Hari-Kiri, 11-Jun-96]| But what about the ROUS'S.. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Oh. I don't belive in the Rodents Of Unusual Size.. ..unlike the fireswamp [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| The system password is Handle: Imafox Password: lickem [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Why do they call them smashing pumpkin's...? why not smashing squirls? [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hey belmondo... I think you got a little something on your nose there bud...<G> [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| What about that matt dong fellow? [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| In physics today Albert Lee said "Guys are just Vibrators with Emotions" [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| and after albert said that to the teacher... he said "Blue balls" for no reason [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| at work our sardines smell like our boss after he goes into the bathroom .... ? [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Roses are red, when dead they burn up, there isn't a girl Samir has felt up!!! [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Ok.. HoW Do I TuRn THiS StuPid ThInG oFF??? Please make a cookie and tell me..>? [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| ya know... Condoms are the best type of water balloon... but dont get lubricated [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hari-Kiri : the act of commiting Cookie Fraud [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Excuse me mam but you aren't allowed to leave with that cheese..... [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hiri-kiri : the state of all-knowingness and ability to read all the email. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| hiri-kiri : the soud that the refrigerator makes when you beat it with an axe [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| hairy-carey : a girl in my language arts class [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hari-Kiri : The feeling of Power when you terminate an account just for fun. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| hiri-kiri : The ability to watch and laugh at users while they dont know it. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hiri-Kiri : A fowl which lives in the confinement of french bread and devoir. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| Hari-kiri : The all knowing Waffle Guru and Evil creator of dark nasty things. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| hiri-kiri : The act or condition of running to the bathroom and back for fun. [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| hiri-kiri : The status of utmost achievment and ability in cow milking and stuff [E.Nigma, 11-Jun-96]| I ought to pee all over this... this... HOOTENANNY!!! [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| I haven't got any of those little tasty ones.. how about some plastic? [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| you just try and touch my blork and see what happens... TRY IT [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| I really wish... I really... really I wish... I wish that... that... I wish... [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| oh shit... I forgot what I was going to say... umm... uh... taste your own hair! [Sir Poopies, 12-Jun-96]| FUCK the National Honor Society [Sassy Z, 13-Jun-96]| green leggs from spam? [rosebud, 13-Jun-96]| (singing) "there are 4 strings, holding me down, they make me grin, they make me [E.Nigma, 14-Jun-96]| Sorry mam, The president is bussy, yes, he is servicing his secret agent. [E.Nigma, 14-Jun-96]| Here is a little rhyme for you, go stick your shoe in a pile of pooh. [Hari-Kiri, 22-Jun-96]| . [E.Nigma, 24-Jun-96]| Yeah I know they are girl-scouts, but man they're hot! [Sassy Z, 24-Jun-96]| No, No, No. Must have strong Romanian man to walk around room naked. [Sassy Z, 24-Jun-96]| Listen to me carefully... lea e the bags full of cardboard right where they are [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| hear the one about the guy in Mexico who li ed next to a nuclear reactor? well.. [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| you see, this guy... this Latin American, if you will, he was somewhat abnormal [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| he had 3 testicles and 2 penises... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| wood chips really piss me off [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| empty plastic containers really piss me off [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| windows really piss me off [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| grape or really pisses me off [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| dammit... ... abcdefghijklmnopqrstu wxyz... dammit... ... dammit... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| look... I ha e a tassle... I ha en't e en graduated yet... in fact I ha [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| can you belie e it?! I ha e a tassle from THIS year & from LAST year... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| but I ha en't GRADUATED yet! [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| I hate it when I get fat [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| fat pisses me off [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| hey you, don't watch that, watch this.... this is the hea y hea y monster sound [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| ...the nuttiest sound around! so if you're coming off the street... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| ...and you're beginning to feel the heat... LISTEN, buster... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| you better start to mo e your feet... to the rockinest rocksteady beat... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| ... of Madness... One Step Beyond! [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| well shit... I ate all the little brown ones... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| I really wish you would shut up about that damn rubber band... ITS DEAD [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| what happened to them all? they're not here? well go touch them! [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| my friend wants to be touched... I'm CERTAINLY not going to touch THAT friend... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| touch me, I'm yours [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| try looking real close at the Ark... you can see Chewy.. Chewbacca... NOT R2D2 [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| the little purple guy keeps staring at the door to the bathroom [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| the slightly bigger blue guy is staring right out at all who sit right here [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| I don't know what the heck the skinny guy with the see thru head is looking at [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| you know... I'm still waiting and I still ha en't seen it... [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| I got a piece of paper in the mail asking if I wanted to buy macaroni stock [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| I already HAVE some damn macaroni stock... just BACK off! [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| It seems as though a long cowboy is appearing all o er my house [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| no... look on the OTHER side of the egg... yes... right there.. it says "BORK" [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| okay watch... I'm going to lea e now... watch... watch... DAMN! it's not working [Sir Poopies, 27-Jun-96]| Ya know, the users come, they have their fun, i ate some gum and now we gwirp [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| There is a strange man sleeping downstairs on my couch, but the cats like him. [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| If you ate me, I'd probably be really upset. [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| little car go 'boom' hehe [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| You know how fun it is to chisel? Didn't think so. HA! gotcha! [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| I now have the ability to SPEW FIREBALLS OUT MY ASS! [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| With this magical elixir you too can sprout a third nostril. [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| I reproduce by budding. I just sat on myself. [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| "But you'll make a mess" said Papa smurf to young Timmy smurf about to spurt [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| You know that SysRq key? You want to know what it does? Yeah? I'll tell ya [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| Whoa...This thing is REALLY fucked... [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| Mr Spock should do that vulcan death grip thing on Pauly Shore.he's a dweebydork [Hari-Kiri, 28-Jun-96]| whene er I type the letter it doesn't show up as but rather as [Sir Poopies, 28-Jun-96]| I want you to shut up about my monkey... he's sensitiVe, you jerk... [Sir Poopies, 28-Jun-96]| Today just sucked. [Hari-Kiri, 29-Jun-96]| Wouldn't it be cool to do IT in one of those walk in freezers? Yeah, real cool. [Sassy Z, 29-Jun-96]| Here's a fun electrical experiment: Mount your light switch upside down! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| If I left for a while, I could trust you guys with the board, right? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Who's the sysop this week? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| I usually hold my finger down firmly on the "Enter <--" key. [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| If you stare at the keyboard like one of those 3-d puzzles, it says "aoirgnio;a" [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| ...And then they threw shoes at me! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Ack! It's a Bastard cookie! IT HAS NO FATHER! <GASP> [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Can you get a lion neutered? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Was the lion in The Wizard of Oz Neutered? Spayed? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Nope, cause he fucked dorothy. [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Betcha didn't see that coming! HA! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| Would you still love me if I shaved my left nostril? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Jun-96]| You can't eat that. It's not on sale. You have to eat something on sale. -Mom [Sir Poopies, 30-Jun-96]| crap... spaces DAMMIT [Sir Poopies, 02-Jul-96]| wha !? I ld him firs [rosebud, 06-Jul-96]| listen... giant fish eating boats... it JUST doesn't happen... [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| it's green, it's cylindrical, it's carbonated... [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| I think those rabbit people are trying to harass me... [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| I got yoU some cereal... it was on sale. -Mom [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| I hope it's not infested with d [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| I'll j st try not to type from now on...what a st pid b [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| sometimes I j st... damn... I did it again... sorry... [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| I happened to find some Tom Jones records there... now to find a record player [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| what? no... tell them to go to heck... [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| Oh... they show Us their boobies... -My US History Teacher [Sir Poopies, 08-Jul-96]| @#@$$@$ASDSAHDNWQNEWLEKCMZZXC?AS?D""""" [LyB X, 09-Jul-96]| clowns dont make me laugh... Probably has to do with when one hacked my dad dead [Low Clouds, 09-Jul-96]| cold dark, only light is screen, need companionship, ... "I love you computer".. [Low Clouds, 09-Jul-96]| abcdefghijklmno qwrs&%&% [Hari-Kiri, 09-Jul-96]| If man was meant to fly, he have an ass capable of 400,000 Lbs. of thrust. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| And now the symbolic and ceremonial moving of the tassle... and knife fight. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| A word misspelled in the Dictionary is no longer a word, but a hole in time. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| No, I'm afraid Weird Steve won't be joining us tonight. No... not tonight. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| queso. THIS IS CHEESE [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| Okay Kristin, the red light... MEOM. "Woah. were'd that come from?" [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| FOR SALE: HQ Inline Skates, 1 Owner. They're Hack-rific and Phreak-licious. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| "Well no, it's just that this does not seem like a dollar's worth of guacamole. [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| Well Mr. X, 1st you're converted into a series of 1's and 0's, then stored on CD [Sassy Z, 10-Jul-96]| I want everyone calling the board to floss right now! [Hari-Kiri, 12-Jul-96]| Act like an Idiot and they will treat you as an equal [vandal, 12-Jul-96]| So, what's in the dead baby? Not COCAINE, I hope. [LyB X, 17-Jul-96]| POP-A OOHHMM POW-POW, POP-A PRINGLES NOW! [Sassy Z, 17-Jul-96]| OOOOOooooooooooh yeah! Check out the blades on that Hacker-Chick. [Sassy Z, 17-Jul-96]| Do you have the Super-Fish Taco here? No, I'm sorry. Just the Fish Taco. [Sassy Z, 17-Jul-96]| The system clock is wrong. WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG. [Sassy Z, 17-Jul-96]| Nothin' like curling up with a good book. But the books never love back. Never! [Sassy Z, 17-Jul-96]| No, I'm sorry, I don't know where the sysop is. No. Thank-you. [Sassy Z, 18-Jul-96]| Roses are red, when dead they burn up. I hate you Ben. I hate you. [Sassy Z, 18-Jul-96]| To become sysop you must spend years and years watching Scooby Doo... [Hari-Kiri, 19-Jul-96]| Magical Wonderful, Wonderful Magical, Magical Wonderful Breasts. [Hari-Kiri, 20-Jul-96]| Well, I don't have any money, but I do have these road flares from 1973! [LyB X, 20-Jul-96]| '87 model... good condition. I see, I see. But does it have a snrf? [Sassy Z, 22-Jul-96]| Hey guys, come on. I mean lay off the cat. He's cool okay. [Sassy Z, 22-Jul-96]| ALWAYS call ahead before you go trashing... [Hari-Kiri, 24-Jul-96]| Book meet forehead!!! [Arclight, 25-Jul-96]| I betcha don't know what they REALLY do at Anaheim Extruding... [LyB X, 25-Jul-96]| Yeah, well, what WOULD happen if the comupter decided it liked octal best? [LyB X, 25-Jul-96]| There's a small fire on my foot. Right next to the condensed blob of bue paint. [LyB X, 25-Jul-96]| Herm.. maybe a spell checker for the cookie poster is a god ieda. [LyB X, 25-Jul-96]| The warp holes only open if you whistle the magical tune we call " [LyB X, 25-Jul-96]| Barney Splat is my religion. [LyB X, 27-Jul-96]| Yeah? Well I say FUCK YOU... Encyclopedia Brown. [Sassy Z, 27-Jul-96]| Shrink-a-Dinks are proof that the Law of Conservation of Mass is false. [Sassy Z, 29-Jul-96]| MEAT GRINDER! MEAT GRINDER! MEAT GRINDER! MEET THE GRINDER! MEATY GRINDEY! [LyB X, 31-Jul-96]| Condoms nothing, they need to pass out anti-static wrist straps at school. [LyB X, 31-Jul-96]| Today some lady came into Carl's Jr. and ordered Criss-Crotch Fries. [Sassy Z, 02-Aug-96]| GET HIM! He's Sassy! No, I'm Priapas... he's the one you want. He's Sassy. [Sassy Z, 02-Aug-96]| Damn! I got two hands? You know what I can do and still type?!? [Schlong, 02-Aug-96]| My pants are on FIRE. Oops...nevermmind....just herpes, no fire. [Schlong, 02-Aug-96]| Pass the bean dip, or any comparable latex simulation [Skeg22, 02-Aug-96]| Please Mommy, Please! No more liquied meatballs! [Skeg22, 02-Aug-96]| So, you like the worm? You like to ride worm, eh? I let you ride worm... [LyB X, 03-Aug-96]| WELL JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! It's not like my whole damn dick's hangin' out. [Sassy Z, 03-Aug-96]| My oh my. You're exhaust system certainly doesn't leave much to the imagination [Sassy Z, 03-Aug-96]| I don't REPEAT DO NOT wish my ass was as hairy as gh0d's! [Sassy Z, 03-Aug-96]| I wish my ass was as ha [Sassy Z, 03-Aug-96]| And in an unrealted story large trout were found making bombs behind the barn. [LyB X, 04-Aug-96]| Don't you wonder why they're dust "bunnies" instead of dust "ring worms?" [LyB X, 04-Aug-96]| You and your damn "3D" boxing poster can kiss my ass. [LyB X, 04-Aug-96]| JUST SAY NODE! [LyB X, 04-Aug-96]| Sshhhhhh. Do you hear that? Yeah I think it's... GIRL NOISES. YES IT'S GIRLS. [Sassy Z, 07-Aug-96]| Hey Ross! Don't look now, but Sassy is stealing your Legos! [LyB X, 07-Aug-96]| OH, I see now! They're under-age LOOKING police officers.. changes everything. [LyB X, 08-Aug-96]| Somehow, somewhere, someone is having a much better time than me. [LyB X, 08-Aug-96]| I already told you! This is for ADVANCED Dungeons and Dragons players only! [Sassy Z, 09-Aug-96]| Vinni, Viddi, Visectome.: I came, I saw, I got my balls cut off. [Sassy Z, 09-Aug-96]| Beat the BRAT with a baseball BAT! [LyB X, 09-Aug-96]| Wait! That's not a cow! ... And THAT'S not milk! [LyB X, 09-Aug-96]| Combat Ant Killing Stakes (c) don't really work the way you'd think they would. [Sassy Z, 10-Aug-96]| Those nature shows are noting more than bear porn. [LyB X, 11-Aug-96]| So, in conclusion, think twice before going into a store called "Red Ball"... [LyB X, 11-Aug-96]| You do know that blue m&m's are really just smurf turds...don't you? [Skeg22, 12-Aug-96]| "Processing Outbound" my ass. I wanna know what its REALLY doing back there. [LyB X, 12-Aug-96]| Watch it, I can have Kraftwerk kick your ass <snap> just like that. [LyB X, 12-Aug-96]| So they surf in your butt? Isn't it dark in there? Do they get scared? [Hari-Kiri, 14-Aug-96]| Bad cat! Get those claws away from me! Owe! Ouch! Ack! blood! bad! [Hari-Kiri, 14-Aug-96]| It was merely a suggestion, you can take your ass outta the fryer now, dipshit. [Hari-Kiri, 14-Aug-96]| I think I'll go over there now. Yes, I will do that. What? I'll sleep now. [Hari-Kiri, 14-Aug-96]| BAGELS! [Hari-Kiri, 14-Aug-96]| BEAGLES! [LyB X, 14-Aug-96]| Today I learned that I have a high tolerance for Windex and ammonia in general. [Sassy Z, 15-Aug-96]| Yonder Waster of Bandwidth! [Hari-Kiri, 17-Aug-96]| Damn you, fetal pig, and your fat tubby brother too! [Hari-Kiri, 17-Aug-96]| CHAT makes the boards blue. BRE makes it yellow. waffle is pretty. [Sassy Z, 18-Aug-96]| Awright, this is a robbery. Nobody moves, nobody gets tired. [LyB X, 18-Aug-96]| [Sassy Z, 19-Aug-96]| This BBS definitely passes the "torque wrench test." [Arclight, 19-Aug-96]| Stupid hackers need the most attention. [LyB X, 19-Aug-96]| REAGAL BEAGLE. Yes let's all go down to the Reagal Beagle. [Sassy Z, 20-Aug-96]| stop wiping your DAMN NOSE all OVER me!!! And stop eating my keyboard, too... [Sir Poopies, 21-Aug-96]| Darn carpets... DARN THEM TO HECK [Sir Poopies, 21-Aug-96]| If you've seen him in action, you're already dead... no wait... YOU DICK! [Sir Poopies, 21-Aug-96]| It was about the life of a lonely mountain goat, how did it 'not catch on?' [Hari-Kiri, 22-Aug-96]| Blood tests from inexperienced laboratory technicians piss me off (and scare me) [Hari-Kiri, 23-Aug-96]| Does anybody know a good way to get ranch dressing out of a keyboard? [Sassy Z, 23-Aug-96]| Just shut the fuck up Ross. I'm doing anything with your damn legos. [Sassy Z, 24-Aug-96]| Yeah I know he's loud mom, but I know I can make money off this dancing monkey. [Sassy Z, 24-Aug-96]| I wave my private parts in your genital direction [Dead Milkman, 25-Aug-96]| Today kids, we're going to teach poodles how to FLY! [Dead Milkman, 25-Aug-96]| My penis is nothing more than an inverted vagina [Dead Milkman, 25-Aug-96]| You should respect me, I might be your father.. yeah, I used to fuck buffalo [Dead Milkman, 25-Aug-96]| damn... just 7 more minutes until the chat hours are open.. just camping out... [E.Nigma, 25-Aug-96]| I wann be Planetary Master. Right NOW! [Sassy Z, 26-Aug-96]| Come children... come bathe in my Bounty. [Sassy Z, 27-Aug-96]| Freon should be exempt from the law of conservation of energy. [LyB X, 29-Aug-96]| Listen as the wind blows.. across the hole in my head.. [LyB X, 29-Aug-96]| "Dad, it's too hot in here" "Turn some stuff off. Electricity is hot." [LyB X, 29-Aug-96]| Thatsintresting 12334696854-547658 [LyB X, 30-Aug-96]| It tastes like children. [LyB X, 30-Aug-96]| DeJaCream: The feeling that you have already... well never mind. Forget it. [Sassy Z, 01-Sep-96]| Remember that when using a pick you are not combing but rather teasing your hair [Sassy Z, 02-Sep-96]| okay, I want all of you to line up in alphabetical order by height. [Skeg22, 02-Sep-96]| They said I was going to the rubber room... how was I supposed to know it [Skeg22, 02-Sep-96]| Do not dust me anymore. [LyB X, 03-Sep-96]| PLEASE CHAT ABOUT POT PIPES [LyB X, 04-Sep-96]| aaahh-EIGHT.. HEEEEEEEEY MACH <thump> <scheeeerp> <gnaw> <gnaw> <gnaw> [LyB X, 04-Sep-96]| You're too cute for school. [Hari-Kiri, 05-Sep-96]| Knock knock. Who's there? Max. Max who? Max wants to come in and go crazy! Haha! [LyB X, 11-Sep-96]| Well, it would make sense if you knew Max. [LyB X, 11-Sep-96]| If you think that's a good idea, wait till you see my SOCKS! [LyB X, 11-Sep-96]| If life is a game, then when the hell is someone gonna get a Yatzee? [LyB X, 15-Sep-96]| Shit! The good looking girl with the tits is gone. [Sassy Z, 18-Sep-96]| [Skeg22, 19-Sep-96]| I have reason to believe someone is masquerading as the sysop. [Sassy Z, 21-Sep-96]| [Skeg22, 22-Sep-96]| I went so say "Hi!" to my mail man and he barfed all over me. [Sassy Z, 22-Sep-96]| My ass is gettin' kinda hairy. Hairy like...Nooooooooooooooo! [Sassy Z, 22-Sep-96]| Vas es Bufu? [Grebo, 23-Sep-96]| after he had won the pie eating contest bill's head was stepped on by the cow [Skeg22, 23-Sep-96]| Stupid practice.... that's what trig class really is. [Skeg22, 24-Sep-96]| Mary had a little llama... [Skeg22, 25-Sep-96]| I'm sorry dear but we can't just call him Penelope, now, can we. [Skeg22, 25-Sep-96]| Viva Kennard? What's that all about anyway. Sickos. [Skeg22, 25-Sep-96]| It's like this, because of that hoot-ride... Skeg22 is wanted for a homicide. [Sassy Z, 25-Sep-96]| Pet your phreak once every day. [Unreal, 27-Sep-96]| Download enough and win a prize! [Hari-Kiri, 29-Sep-96]| combine a penis and a potato and you get a dictater. [Skeg22, 29-Sep-96]| Your puny earthling derivations do not impress me. [Hari-Kiri, 30-Sep-96]| So I said to the mime, "Hey, stop touching that." [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| the tie... it is colorful... the shirt... it is white... the pants... PANTS?! [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| when was the last time YOU used the word "chicken" ? [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| Steve's mother said I looked nice... Steve plays the drums... [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| [D.oh poo [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| use your TONGUE, woman! no... the TONGUE... DAMMIT! No! It looks like this! [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| hot DAMN!! it's Jenny McCarthy!!! and she's on WINGS!!!! [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| she likes... no... she LOVES breadsticks... [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| MACKEREL!!! that's right... it has no holes... [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| here in America we call them bagels... over there in Russia they're baggles... [Sir Poopies, 02-Oct-96]| I'm going to start my own stock exchange where we will trade hamsters! Muhahaha! [LyB X, 06-Oct-96]| Early is just as good as late, you know. [LyB X, 06-Oct-96]| Only 366 more to go in my quest to swear in every language on Earth. [LyB X, 06-Oct-96]| Don't you know how HARD it is to have a meaningful conversation with yourself? [LyB X, 06-Oct-96]| I have a rolley eyeball and you don't! Neener, neener, neener! [LyB X, 06-Oct-96]| syntax errors on my TI-82 excite me! [Skeg22, 06-Oct-96]| Masturbation cha-cha-cha, masturbation ra-ra-ra! [Hari-Kiri, 07-Oct-96]| Who are you to say me page reason isn't long enough. PAGE THIS, BUDDY! [LyB X, 09-Oct-96]| Type hahahahahahahaha [LyB X, 09-Oct-96]| Available now on CD, casette, LP and RNA protein sequences. [LyB X, 09-Oct-96]| So the gunman dawned his aluminum-foil hat and rode off into the sunset. [LyB X, 09-Oct-96]| Does Senior El Needahaircut visit you often? [Hari-Kiri, 09-Oct-96]| Beans backwards is...well...nevermind. [Skeg22, 09-Oct-96]| "Blistering barnacles" he said. And with that he violated Tin Tin. [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| "Blistering barnacles" he said. And with that he violated Snowy. [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| this has been on my mind all day... so here goes... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| May I mambo dog-faced to the banana patch? [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| How many times have I taken the Lord's name in vain? Million 6? Jesus Chr... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| oh... shit... you have to UNSCREW it... you can't just pulllll it off... ha... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| you see... that end is female... that end is male... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| ya raht [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| ya kaCHOO miAsa [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| I beam, you beam... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| the rabbit only THINKS it's a monkey but we know better. THAT's what's funny... [Sir Poopies, 10-Oct-96]| llcoolj [Receiver X, 13-Oct-96]| Every once and a while I like to get messy on the Korg. [Sassy Z, 13-Oct-96]| Graduate Me! [Hari-Kiri, 16-Oct-96]| Stupid girls with their stupid banners...Who the fuck do they think they are? [Hari-Kiri, 16-Oct-96]| I will give $1000 to anyone who can guess the number of spots on this tie. [LyB X, 17-Oct-96]| Si no estoy aqui, entonces donde estoy? Oh, estoy en el fregadero. [Skeg22, 17-Oct-96]| If a cow laughs will milk come out of its nose? [Skeg22, 19-Oct-96]| If someone is really quiet, they're probably not acutally asleep. Kill them! [Sassy Z, 20-Oct-96]| I showed him all my batch files. He was impressed. [Hari-Kiri, 22-Oct-96]| "My Oh my!" said Dr. Doolittle. "That animal told me to shut the fuck up!" [Sassy Z, 22-Oct-96]| Damn! That is one fucked up bitch. [Sassy Z, 22-Oct-96]| I belong to a secret race of rabid burgular monkeys. Didn't know that did you [Skeg22, 23-Oct-96]| My under pants have holes to put my legs through! Oh now I get it. [Skeg22, 23-Oct-96]| Nothing like a glass of hot water and some green crayons right before bed. [Skeg22, 23-Oct-96]| oh my ass... it fell off... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| just look at all the plastic you have in your room... LOOK AT IT!!! [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| so the little wooden man says to the man of clay... no wait... that's not it [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| since when is yogurt paper-flavor? [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| I'm still lookin' for a place to find a straight jacket... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| I'm writing a book.It's called Whatever Happened to Harold.S'about chicken. [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| I'm in the mood for love... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| Simply because you're near me... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| Funny but when you're near me... I'm in the mood for love.... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| lookit whatcha did now, dickhead... now it's all in the fan... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| He asked my physics teacher to spank him... so he did... [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| dar nalgadas - to spank, to slap on the ass [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| ramera - prostitute [Sir Poopies, 24-Oct-96]| alcahuete - pimp [Sir Poopies, 25-Oct-96]| peizones - nipples [Sir Poopies, 25-Oct-96]| now what the hell is Sergio gonna do with a severed toe? [Sir Poopies, 25-Oct-96]| [Skeg22, 26-Oct-96]| They really should have a Nobel Prize for Sarcasm [LyB X, 26-Oct-96]| When an heat a male black rhino can urinate up to 15 feet in any given direction [Skeg22, 26-Oct-96]| I have a baboon heart......In my left leg. [Hari-Kiri, 27-Oct-96]| Hopefully mom will bring home more underwear. [Hari-Kiri, 29-Oct-96]| I was bare-foot on the roof for 10 seconds before I got a splinter. 10 seconds! [Sassy Z, 29-Oct-96]| Is it really necessary to put the dental floss THERE? [Skeg22, 30-Oct-96]| It's still much too early to tell if we'll be on Rainy Egg Drop Day schedule. [Sassy Z, 30-Oct-96]| If you have him fixed your little brother will stop doing that to your leg [Skeg22, 31-Oct-96]| I think my canary is plotting to assasinate me. [Skeg22, 31-Oct-96]| Never sneeze in Pete's fruity oat rounds. Why? Ask one nipple larry. [Skeg22, 31-Oct-96]| New from chef boyardee.... Hamster-roni (with mostly de-furred meat chunks) [Skeg22, 31-Oct-96]| Maybe if Jesus had gotten laid once in awhile he wouldn't be pissed so often. [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| ...so if you hit someone but you had a green light it's okay... right? [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| The only time-telling device I use is the clock on my VCR. [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| "Badges?!" "Yeah, sure! Gimme all you got!" [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| Girls is girls. Shit is shit. Balls is balls... and I's smoked 'em all. [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| "I'll wake you up early. And you better study or I'll kick your ass." -Mom [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| "BLOW UP PAUL!!!" [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| Yes I know my robot has red eye, but he doesn't kill. He's a, teehee, you know. [Sassy Z, 01-Nov-96]| Kick me in da jimmies! [Hari-Kiri, 03-Nov-96]| Hold me up to the light and you will get a surprise. [Hari-Kiri, 03-Nov-96]| I hate when people say "that one song....you know what I mean, THAT 1 song" [Skeg22, 04-Nov-96]| Sassy is really a fraggle. Shhhh don't tell. [Skeg22, 04-Nov-96]| I gave her my heart... she decided to play with the package. That was fun. [Skeg22, 04-Nov-96]| I have a pet pudding and a flaming dog. [Skeg22, 04-Nov-96]| The Great Pumpkin is in my trig class. She's orange. [Skeg22, 05-Nov-96]| The nothing like a good bit of hagus on .... Hold it...good hagus? [Skeg22, 06-Nov-96]| I think that head-lugged bear just licked my dignity. Felt slimy. [Skeg22, 06-Nov-96]| Oh no! It's Richie the Insane Bus Driver and Amateur Porn Actor! [LyB X, 07-Nov-96]| The odor from his under arm attracted women like flies to... well you know... [Skeg22, 08-Nov-96]| Tonight we will all dance around the pulsating baboon heart...or line dance [Skeg22, 08-Nov-96]| Shut up. I'm going Forty Fucking Five. [Hari-Kiri, 09-Nov-96]| Chapstick up the nose! [Hari-Kiri, 09-Nov-96]| Enigma has been a bad little bOY [Hari-Kiri, 12-Nov-96]| What the fuck are you doing here??? [Hari-Kiri, 12-Nov-96]| Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! Whoop! [Skeg22, 13-Nov-96]| Who are you and what have you done with my son?? Oh, sorry tooth lady. [Hari-Kiri, 14-Nov-96]| Yellow Snow? yeah i've heard of them, they're like 311 huh? [Skeg22, 14-Nov-96]| Tha Phiend is tha bomb!!!! [Skeg22, 14-Nov-96]| Yellow Snow is da bomb. Its better than Vitamin L. [LyB X, 16-Nov-96]| Yellow Snow is da bomb. Its better than God. [LyB X, 16-Nov-96]| That has got to be the biggest British kid I have ever seen. [Sassy Z, 17-Nov-96]| Tha Phiend is my Mom. [Sassy Z, 17-Nov-96]| He said some stuff to me so I smacked 'im. Yeah. SMACKED 'IM LIKE A FLAPJACK! [Sir Poopies, 19-Nov-96]| I wrote a song. It's called "I Love You, Geriatric Woman" [Sir Poopies, 19-Nov-96]| It's really great that I can wear plaid... I mean, really... it's great! [Sir Poopies, 19-Nov-96]| My teacher gave us bagels today. Hot damn. There was cream cheese too. Yeah. [Sir Poopies, 19-Nov-96]| I think they have some beautiful paper. Pretty, pretty paper... mmm.... [Sir Poopies, 19-Nov-96]| For polynomial P(x), If "a + biotch" is a root then "a - biotch" is a root. [Sassy Z, 19-Nov-96]| It's called Pizza-RUN! Not Pizza-Walk-your-lazy-ass-over-to-the-lunch-line. [Sassy Z, 19-Nov-96]| This cookie cures irregularity in small children ages 2 months to 12 years [Skeg22, 21-Nov-96]| Well, why don't I just turn up the bass a little MORE?! (Fish, anyone?) [LyB X, 28-Nov-96]| Academic index my ass. It doesn't even have page numbers. [LyB X, 28-Nov-96]| Hey little sissy boys, why don't you get a room.. Jajajajaja [LyB X, 28-Nov-96]| This is SO A-Team. [Hari-Kiri, 29-Nov-96]| on this day I give thanks for walls. [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| every time that thing bit me, I smacked it... bad bity thing... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| Jesus was a Carpenter? [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| ...and the pirates pilfered their booty... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| y'ever get that feeling... like... something was going to fall on you? [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| y'ever get that feeling... like... you were being licked? [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| I SAW THAT PICTURE!!! [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| you know what's fun... driving around with a tree on top of your car... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| I told him not to make me look fruity.... That weenie. [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| "Hello. I am Fuck. Welcome to my brain. I must now devour you." [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| "Hello. I am Fuck. Remember ME?" [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| DEATH TO THE TROUSER WORM AND HIS FOLLOWERS! [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| My friend said SMACK and his bird said SMACK and he plays drums.... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| after she stuck those pencils in her head, she just looked SO CUTE! [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| they were MY pencils, too! [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| I am Sir Poopies. I hail from the ship "The Listening Ninny's Nipple." [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| I almost stepped on my cat, but then I realized it was just a branch... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| All I asked for was BEANS and CHEESE, but they gave me RICE and CHICKEN... [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| HE said we'd get to see where Dry-Wall comes from. HE was WRONG! [Sir Poopies, 30-Nov-96]| I am pissed because I wanted to be the first kid born in space. [Sassy Z, 04-Dec-96]| This doesn't taste anything like Juicy Fruit! [Sassy Z, 04-Dec-96]| I don't WANT to rescue the engineers, I HAVE to rescue them. OTHERWISE WE DIE!! [LyB X, 09-Dec-96]| Damn thief stole the back of my head [LyB X, 09-Dec-96]| Yes! It's the Wussy Wagon! [LyB X, 09-Dec-96]| Ohhhhh shit, Skeg22 changed his password again [big gue, 11-Dec-96]| It's a nice little worm...that lives inside your arse. [Hari-Kiri, 11-Dec-96]| What do we do with the survivors? Hack 'em to fucking pieces, shit on 'em. [Hari-Kiri, 11-Dec-96]| Why don't you wipe your ass with you big flat foot! [LyB X, 13-Dec-96]| What the hell is wrong with that dolphin? [Hari-Kiri, 13-Dec-96]| It's a swimming pig dolphin! [Hari-Kiri, 13-Dec-96]| Where are you from? Earth. Good answer. haha. [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| HAHAHAHAHahahhahaaAHAHAHAHahAahAHAHAAhahahAahahahahahhaahAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! oops [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| can you... shake your thang? [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| umm... I'll take Booties for $1000, Alex.... [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| I bought my friend a glass head for Christmas... boy is HE going to be surprised [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| ok.. so what you're saying is Joshua DIDN'T devour live chickens whole... [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| way to go, mom... you'll take a cruise, but you forget to wash my underwear... [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| back off, buddy-boy... ya wanna get smacked? [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| I think I'm beginning to feel the funk... yeah.. gettin' funky... aw yeah... [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| I'm sick of plastic. [Sir Poopies, 16-Dec-96]| "Oh yeah, I'll get everyone fake vomit for Christmas!"... THAT was a good idea.. [LyB X, 20-Dec-96]| I DID, and that's exactly how I got into the NHS. [LyB X, 20-Dec-96]| do the smack... yeah... everybody do the smack... doot doot [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| BRAVO! flex! BUTTONS! [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| you're a nate [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| you're in nate. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| you're an eight. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| you're in eight. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| you, Rinn, ate. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| urinate. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| dang... I wish that stuff wasn't so sticky. What? NO!!! It's TAPE, SICKO!!! [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| speaking of beanbags... mine smells like pee... umm... 'cause of my cat. yup. [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| listen to the sound... of a whole new breast implant... [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| something about peanut butter making the squishy-squishy and thumb-wrestling? [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| la la la la la means I smack you... [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken [Sir Poopies, 24-Dec-96]| Isn't Beavis' head a little too big for his body? [Tha Phiend, 29-Dec-96]| "I looked at my asshole in the mirror today. It blew my fucking mind!" [Tha Phiend, 29-Dec-96]| I gotta know, where DOES phlegm come from?? I mean, it's just THERE! [Hari-Kiri, 29-Dec-96]| KerPOW! Ya Zombie d00d. [Hari-Kiri, 29-Dec-96]| This puzzle is kicking my ass. Hardcore. [Hari-Kiri, 29-Dec-96]| Why are all those birds circling? Really, they are..Believe me damnit! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-96]| The phone isn't ringing. Blech. [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-96]| aHA! I have conquered yonder puzzle with POWER! I AM PUZZLE KING! [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-96]| If I asked you for a dollar, would you give it to me in quarters? [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-96]| I'm sorry, but my name's not 'funny-dutty' [Hari-Kiri, 30-Dec-96]| Skegg22 getting the porn, boom-bitty-boom-bitty... [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| There's a WORM drive in my pants! [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| I see two little lights. One is named Ron. He has a pet hamster. It's orange. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| Please press F13 to continue...<tee-hee-hee> [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| muffins backwards is sniff um. [Skeg22, 31-Dec-96]| It says "Don't Top Off" for a reason. [LyB X, 31-Dec-96]| Ah, gimmie a break. 3-D puzzles are for people with depth perception... [LyB X, 31-Dec-96]| I wish I had depth perception. [LyB X, 31-Dec-96]| Blau! Blau! Blau! [LyB X, 31-Dec-96]| Those Hondas are on my fucking ass, biotch. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| It's the church channel! Get away! I'm watching it. Bastard. [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| EAT THE CARROTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Hari-Kiri, 31-Dec-96]| I think the Statue of Liberty needs a 3rd breast to represent the "new" America. [Sassy Z, 01-Jan-97]| I resent you describing my ass as, "Teeming with life." [Sassy Z, 01-Jan-97]| Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? [Dead Milkman, 02-Jan-97]| Palabra a tu madre [Dead Milkman, 02-Jan-97]| Beavis, spokesperson for the carpool lane.."I need two people for my carpool!" [Dead Milkman, 02-Jan-97]| I will suck the penis of every man in here, so that I May suck your penises [Dead Milkman, 02-Jan-97]| hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. hooters, hooters on a chick that's dumb [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Could you like to buy ONE car? Maybe TWO cars? Free crawfish if you do. [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Ever thing that the Bible is just a big falic symbol? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| she wants me... winona ryder wants me... she's mine... [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Who's General Failure, and why is he reading my hard drive? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| crapicino, for my bunghole? Why does everyone wanna see my schlong? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Why can't gerbils drive stick shift? They can't get outta Gear [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| POP it UP! POP it IN! POP? Popcorn? what? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| the unknown 13th reindeer... "Allof" ("Allof the other reindeer, used to...") [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Beautiful women have short hair. All women have hair though... [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Pepsi? PEP = energy... SI = YES! Energy? YES! [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw. [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of he face. [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Sometimes I just get mad and wanna kill myself.. no wait, not me, you. [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| I see you have braces, I have braces too. [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Samir and Inbal, sitting in a tree... k-i-s-s-i-n-g [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| do bad sperm go to sperm hell when they die? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Ever wonder why "frosting" doesn't have any frost in it? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| I'm sorry sir, but your penis isn't a penis, it's a vagina [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| "May I Slap it Silly?" [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| if you're "catching up" with someone running backwards, is it "catching down"? [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| sex is good, sex is great, I think it's time to masturbate [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| 1,2,3,4 Get your woman on the floor. 5,6,7,8 Sex can wait, masturbate [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Snotty beamed me twice last night, it was wonderful [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| "Are there a lot of sluts in Vegas?" "So many sluts we won't know where to begin [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Tengo queso en mi zapato, ese [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| And the Vato said, "Come back essay" [Dead Milkman, 04-Jan-97]| Ryder? Okay.... but it was your idea =) [Dead Milkman, 06-Jan-97]| [MaSoN24, 06-Jan-97]| Aha.. I pass in your general direction. [Unreal, 06-Jan-97]| Aha... I pass in your general erection. [Unreal, 06-Jan-97]| Every kind of shower is a good one, except for golden showers [Dead Milkman, 06-Jan-97]| PIMP----To download porn and warez. [Unreal, 07-Jan-97]| It's crap in a can...with various assorted toppings [Hari-Kiri, 08-Jan-97]| MY GOD! I've never seen so much Dutch porn. [Sassy Z, 09-Jan-97]| There's no biotch in my soda. [Hari-Kiri, 10-Jan-97]|