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The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM
How many SYSTEM 0PERATORS does it take to screw in a Lite Beer?
Steal this cookie
Did someone say Cows?
John Lennon died for our sins.
Janis Joplin didn't die for our sins. She died from heroin.
step one: make sure subject is properly dead before continuing.
Ever look in the bottom of the cookie jar, pretty disgusting.
...and it smelled like they wiped fish all over the ceiling..!
Crime doesn't pay... well enough.
Double your pleasure, double your fun.
BEER. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
god's gift mcnugget
GH0D's GIFT peppermint schnapps
Roses are red, violets are blue, you think this will rhyme, but it ain't gonna.
FLOSSING IS THE ANSWER.
Roses are red, violets are blue, war sucks.
Let it be
Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.
Bombs are fun, bombs are great, bombs help you lose that excess weight.
ISBN number on a pudding cup: 242140
You look like you're from Michigan. I am from Michigan! How did I know that?
Error reading REALITY.COM - [A]bort, [R]etry, or [F]ail?
Injected with a POISON
I LIKE green eggs and ham!
You, my friend, are a hampster. Right?
Hey Chat Please About Files.
Choclate chip
chocolate chip
Pork: The other white meat.
Les Claypool is a funky bastard
You pierced your what?!?!?
Help fight the population explosiion...Support your local war!
And He said "Do not use thy gerbil ipure by the electron"
"If you stroke it, HE will come!"
WE LOVE ERIC ESTRADA! YES!!!
So, what do you think of my cat?
Dexter is a freak!
Running out of time?
Startouchers
ND-33
ND-33 (Ned/Dex 33MHz)
ATOMIZER
GROOVE REACTOR
Dust Bowl
CHANNEL X - Groove to Move
Techno Mancer
Mancing ND-33
Summer Remix
Messenger of Love
Praga Khan
Are you happy with my cookies?
ALiEN PROBE (isn't that dotted "i" really corny?)
NED/DEX - 33MHz of Pure Techno Explosion
ND-33 "I saw a naked man and I exploded..."
Cookie of ND-33...Techno..."This now, this time is not ours."
Skinny-backed monkey, hit me!
VELT 777
VELT 777... Scratching the Universal Itch
MANCER
DEATH IS A CELEBRATION OF EXPIRATION
Damn, I want my Roland Juno 106
Hehehe, I laugh at your ugliness
Television: The drug of a nation
Mrs. Fields
Kraftwerk: The Man Machine
Music Non Stop
AbZug, Radioactivity
Your Protection from the Injection, my Rejection
X-MAN toggled off reality morph at ---
PORK, SODA! (with a little bit of a half-sung Les flair in it.)
TECHNO MANCER kicks my shoes off.
I love RED MEAT
Screw the enviroment. Kill the enviroment for the sake of technology
The SYSTEM 0PERATOR is a big fan of TOME JONES
And then, she told me that feet smelt!
Add a cookie, your mother will thank you for it.
ND-33 KER POW!
When you think things are bad, go eat a cookie.
Mouse, Modem, Joystick..it's a CONSPIRACY!!
Foon Voon Svan Svig, Im Farrendun, E-Zug.
There's a rainbow inside your mind!
Expand your mind with a shot gun.
Feds are fun, Feds are great, Feds can help you masturbate!
El ND-33 est tres swinger!
Pounding into your brain..
Cat food.
The ReMoTe 0PERATOR cannot spell Tom Jones.
Mass Spasm
Cows are our friends.
Pain is joy.
EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.
GM sucks, FORD rules.
NE1469?
808 State NE good?
Sugar?
I love CAFFEINE
Ker pow! You are now a PURPLE WAFFLE!
NOW do I get to go home?
umop ap!sdn
NED is an alien morphzine
Extrovert or Introvert?
During sex mmy wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night sh
During sex my wife always wants to talk to me......
.....Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan
Oreo cookies are secret bomb squads from Neptune!
I scough
Phlegm can be a very creative substance. Don't you think?
Cows are god's lawn-mowers.
FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE!
Rub it and make it grow...
In BBS ads, they should say "NOT RUNNING WAFFLE" Hahhaa
Infest is putz
..and she came like a water fountain.
I scough loudly in your insignificant face, ha-ha. SYNDICATE NE1?
Freak or Freek?
Gues what: William Gibson did a SONG with Blondie!!!!!!!!! Its called ..
Hah! I defy instruction: !!!Bufu!!!
Banditos rule the field!
Hey! I added a cookie and mother DIDN'T thank me!
Stick your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan.
Banditos rule the field!
BufuBufuBufuBufuBufu
Cat: The OTHER white meat.
I want my Teledonics system NOW!!!!!
If you can read this, your life is at least 15% over.
As you read this, someone somewhere is getting laid.
Kraftwerk: Radio-Aktivitat
Bandito??? Is that a Mexican Food or a Breakfast Cereal???
"Dare to be stupid" - Wierd Al Yankovich
GROVE, GROVE, set you free, you can be what you wanna be.
coming from a person who has travelled the seven seas, this place looks good
Wanna send hatemail to Billy Idol? reach at "idol@well.sf.ca.us"
Bleu Cheese is a funky substance
Enya is one wild lady
Monkey men all, in business suits...
Warning: Wumpus supression equipmeny is still offline!
You want to pierce your WHAT?!?!?
*********** READ NEW POSTS!!! ***********************
Good, god! My CHEESE BALLS are melting into a BLOB of OREO sized GOO!!!!!
Come with us, and we will sail the Seas of Cheese
EXPERIMENT IV
Freak needs psychiatric help! :)
Lyb X is a good kid
Everyone Mount your 5 1/4 drive upside down!!!!!!!
You're kidding?
Bandito's rule the field!
Bandito's rule the field!
[fr!]F[fb!]U[fg!]C[fy!]K
Cookies: The Other Drown Meat
RHASTAFORIAN GREENSLEEVES STEW. -- The only way to go.
Rastafari forever..or until you die.
Fondel your cat!
Stapler
Hole Puncher: Fondling your mom was never this good.
Sex, drugs, rock and roll..nahh..just sex..
Little Orphan Annie Slams Heroin!
He said Chiba City...Hehehehhehe
Done cussing out Idol? Send to Clinton at president@whitehouse.gov
You don't use PGP? You stupid head!
Of course not.
1 x 2 = 11 1/2
Valium is ufriend.
"I'd never been there till I went"
Chips ahoy
PS anyone..hehehehe..
PORK, SODA! (with a little bit of a half-sung Les flair in it.)
Yak Seamen is a F-U-N-K-Y substance!