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The Dark Side of the Moon +1 408 245 SPAM                                       How many SYSTEM 0PERATORS does it take to screw in a Lite Beer?                 Steal this cookie                                                               Did someone say Cows?                                                           John Lennon died for our sins.                                                  Janis Joplin didn't die for our sins. She died from heroin.                     step one: make sure subject is properly dead before continuing.                 Ever look in the bottom of the cookie jar                                       pretty disgusting.                                                              ...and it smelled like they wiped fish all over the ceiling..!                  Crime doesn't pay... well enough.                                               Double your pleasure                                                            double your fun.                                                                BEER.  It's not just for breakfast anymore.                                     god's gift mcnugget                                                             GH0D's GIFT peppermint schnapps                                                 Roses are red                                                                   violets are blue                                                                you think this will rhyme                                                       but it ain't gonna.                                                             FLOSSING IS THE ANSWER.                                                         Roses are red                                                                   violets are blue                                                                war sucks.                                                                      Let it be                                                                       Diane                                                                           I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.                        Bombs are fun                                                                   bombs are great                                                                 bombs help you lose that excess weight.                                         ISBN number on a pudding cup: 242140                                            You look like you're from Michigan.  I am from Michigan!  How did I know that?  Error reading REALITY.COM - [A]bort                                             [R]etry                                                                         or [F]ail?                                                                      Injected with a POISON                                                          I LIKE green eggs and ham!                                                      You                                                                             my friend                                                                       are a hampster.  Right?                                                         Hey Chat Please About Files.                                                    Choclate chip                                                                   chocolate chip                                                                  Pork:  The other white meat.                                                    Les Claypool is a funky bastard                                                 You pierced your what?!?!?                                                      Help fight the population explosiion...Support your local war!                  And He said "Do not use thy gerbil ipure by the electron"                       If you stroke it, HE will come!                                                 WE LOVE ERIC ESTRADA! YES!!!                                                    So                                                                              what do you think of my cat?                                                    Dexter is a freak!                                                              Running out of time?                                                            Startouchers                                                                    ND-33                                                                           ND-33  (Ned/Dex 33MHz)                                                          ATOMIZER                                                                        GROOVE REACTOR                                                                  Dust Bowl                                                                       CHANNEL X - Groove to Move                                                      Techno Mancer                                                                   Mancing ND-33                                                                   Summer Remix                                                                    Messenger of Love                                                               Praga Khan                                                                      Are you happy with my cookies?                                                  ALiEN PROBE  (isn't that dotted "i" really corny?)                              NED/DEX - 33MHz of Pure Techno Explosion                                        ND-33   "I saw a naked man and I exploded..."                                   Cookie of ND-33...Techno..."This now                                            this time is not ours."                                                         Skinny-backed monkey                                                            hit me!                                                                         VELT 777                                                                        VELT 777... Scratching the Universal Itch                                       MANCER                                                                          DEATH IS A CELEBRATION OF EXPIRATION                                            Damn                                                                            I want my Roland Juno 106                                                       Hehehe                                                                          I laugh at your ugliness                                                        Television:  The drug of a nation                                               Mrs. Fields                                                                     Kraftwerk:  The Man Machine                                                     Music Non Stop                                                                  AbZug                                                                           Radioactivity                                                                   Your Protection from the Injection                                              my Rejection                                                                    X-MAN toggled off reality morph at ---                                          PORK                                                                            SODA!  (with a little bit of a half-sung Les flair in it.)                      TECHNO MANCER kicks my shoes off.                                               I love RED MEAT                                                                 Screw the enviroment.  Kill the enviroment for the sake of technology           The SYSTEM 0PERATOR is a big fan of TOME JONES                                  And then                                                                        she told me that feet smelt!                                                    Add a cookie                                                                    your mother will thank you for it.                                              ND-33 KER POW!                                                                  When you think things are bad                                                   go eat a cookie.                                                                Mouse                                                                           Modem                                                                           Joystick..it's a CONSPIRACY!!                                                   Foon Voon Svan Svig                                                             Im Farrendun                                                                    E-Zug.                                                                          There's a rainbow inside your mind!                                             Expand your mind with a shot gun.                                               Feds are fun                                                                    Feds are great                                                                  Feds can help you masturbate!                                                   El ND-33 est tres swinger!                                                      Pounding into your brain..                                                      Cat food.                                                                       The ReMoTe 0PERATOR cannot spell Tom Jones.                                     Mass Spasm                                                                      Cows are our friends.                                                           Pain is joy.                                                                    EVIL spelled backwards is LIVE.                                                 GM sucks                                                                        FORD rules.                                                                     NE1469?                                                                         808 State NE good?                                                              Sugar?                                                                          I love CAFFEINE                                                                 Ker pow! You are now a PURPLE WAFFLE!                                           NOW do I get to go home?                                                        umop ap!sdn                                                                     NED is an alien morphzine                                                       Extrovert or Introvert?                                                         During sex mmy wife always wants to talk to me.  Just the other night sh        During sex my wife always wants to talk to me......                             .....Just the other night she called me from a hotel.                           Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan                         Oreo cookies are secret bomb squads from Neptune!                               I scough                                                                        Phlegm can be a very creative substance. Don't you think?                       Cows are god's lawn-mowers.                                                     FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE! FSPACE!                 Rub it and make it grow...                                                      In BBS ads                                                                      they should say "NOT RUNNING WAFFLE"  Hahhaa                                    Infest is putz                                                                  ..and she came like a water fountain.                                           I scough loudly in your insignificant face                                      ha-ha. SYNDICATE NE1?                                                           Freak or Freek?                                                                 Gues what: William Gibson did a SONG with Blondie!!!!!!!!! Its called ..        Hah! I defy instruction: !!!Bufu!!!                                             Banditos rule the field!                                                        Hey! I added a cookie and mother DIDN'T thank me!                               Stick your head in a microwave and get yourself a tan.                          Banditos rule the field!                                                        BufuBufuBufuBufuBufu                                                            Cat:  The OTHER white meat.                                                     I want my Teledonics system NOW!!!!!                                            If you can read this                                                            your life is at least 15% over.                                                 As you read this                                                                someone somewhere is getting laid.                                              Kraftwerk: Radio-Aktivitat                                                      Bandito??? Is that a Mexican Food or a Breakfast Cereal???                      Dare to be stupid                                                               - Wierd Al Yankovich                                                            GROVE                                                                           GROVE                                                                           set you free                                                                    you can be what you wanna be.                                                   coming from a person who has travelled the seven seas                           this place looks good                                                           Wanna send hatemail to Billy Idol? reach at "idol@well.sf.ca.us"                Bleu Cheese is a funky substance                                                Enya is one wild lady                                                           Monkey men all                                                                  in business suits...                                                            Warning: Wumpus supression equipmeny is still offline!                          You want to pierce your WHAT?!?!?                                               *********** READ NEW POSTS!!! ***********************                           Good                                                                            god! My CHEESE BALLS are melting into a BLOB of OREO sized GOO!!!!!             Come with us                                                                    and we will sail the Seas of Cheese                                             EXPERIMENT IV                                                                   Freak needs psychiatric help! :)                                                Lyb X is a good kid                                                             Everyone Mount your 5 1/4 drive upside down!!!!!!!                              You're kidding?                                                                 Bandito's rule the field!                                                       Bandito's rule the field!                                                       [fr!]F[fb!]U[fg!]C[fy!]K                                                        Cookies: The Other Drown Meat                                                   RHASTAFORIAN GREENSLEEVES STEW. -- The only way to go.                          Rastafari forever..or until you die.                                            Fondel your cat!                                                                Stapler                                                                         Hole Puncher:  Fondling your mom was never this good.                           Sex                                                                             drugs                                                                           rock and roll..nahh..just sex..                                                 Little Orphan Annie Slams Heroin!                                               He said Chiba City...Hehehehhehe                                                Done cussing out Idol? Send to Clinton at president@whitehouse.gov              You don't use PGP? You stupid head!                                             Of course not.                                                                  1 x 2 = 11 1/2                                                                  Valium is ufriend.                                                              I'd never been there till I went                                                Chips ahoy                                                                      PS anyone..hehehehe..                                                           PORK                                                                            SODA!  (with a little bit of a half-sung Les flair in it.)                      Yak Seamen is a F-U-N-K-Y substance!                                            $Yak Seamen is a F-U-N-K-Y substance!