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BUFFY.
EARTOSARUS SEX. Has working vagina! Great for teaching junior about the
facts of life.
BUFORD.
BEASTILIST VEX. He screws absolutely everything in sight! If it walks
on two or four legs BUFORD has done it!
BARRY.
BOLEMAREXUS SEMPER. Barny's twin brother. He can not hold anything down.
BOOM BOOM SALLY.
MAMMARY SAURUS MAX. EEE-96. Biggest EVER on planet Earth.
BOB & NEIL.
HOMOSARUS INFIRMATUS. Sick fairy dinos!!! Joined genitalia to anus at
birth.
BONNIE.
AITHEADASAURUS IDIOTICUS. Blond, blue eyes, not very bright.
BAMBI.
ORGASMISAURUS PROSTITUTIS. Anywhere, anytime, any price.
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Believe me folks B'harny does not want you to know of his other side.
He is truly a sick bastard. Beware, if you see a purple dino beware!
It might not be him, just one of his other relatives.
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