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AND I HAVE SOME VERY NASTY PROOF!
ONE OF HIS RELATIVES (BUFFORD) HAS BEEN SINGING THIS ONE
LATELY!
KIDS (EXCITED) "YES BARNEY, YES BARNEY, LET'S SING 'I LOVE YOU' "
BUFFORD (BREAKS INTO SONG)
VS. 1 I WANT YOU
YOU WANT ME.
LET'S PLAY WITH EACH OTHER'S PEE PEE
SO BEND OVER NOW,
AND I'LL SCREW YOU UP THE REAR.
THEN I'LL HOLLER AND I'LL CHEER.
VS. 2 I WANT YOU
YOU WANT ME.
LET'S PLAY WITH EACH OTHER'S PEE PEE.
NOW GET DOWN ON THE GROUND
AND I'LL SCREW YOU UP THE ASS.
AND HOPE THAT YOU DON'T PASS GAS.
VS. 3 I WANT YOU
YOU WANT ME
LET'S TOUCH EACH OTHERS PEE PEE
SO LAY DOWN ON THE BED
AND UP YOUR HOLE I'LL GO
AND, LIKE MAD, I'LL GROW AND GROW
VS. 4 I WANT YOU
THIS IS TRUE
LET ME SCREW YOU 'TIL WE'RE BLUE
I CAN WAIT NO MORE
I THINK I'M GONNA BLOW
JUST LIKE A BIG VOLCANO
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If it's purple, shoot it, burn it, grind it up and feed it to the.....
well no not the dog, Lassie hates B'harny also.
I know, put him on a rocket bound for the sun!!!!
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YEEEEEEECH!!!!! That is a sick one.