═┴─! ╨╥┼╙┼╬╘╙...╟┼╘╘╔╬╟ ┼╓┼╬╨ART #2┼VIL ├ORPORATIONS.─ON'T JUST GET EVEN. ╟ET ═┴─!╘HE FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENTPURPOSES ╧╬╠┘. ╔T IS NOT INTENDED FOR SMALL CHILDREN OR THE MENTALLYUNSTABLE.**═┴─! ─╔╙├╠┴╔═┼╥**╘HE AUTHOR(S) OF THIS FILE TAKE NORESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITSCONTENTS. ╫E ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FORANY ILLEGAL ACTIONS THAT TAKE PLACE ASA RESULT OF THIS FILE.╔NTRODUCTION BY ╘╚┼ ├╧══╧─╧╥┼ ╦╔─. ╫ELL, WERE WE EVER SURPRISED BY THERESPONSE TO ╟ETTING ┼VEN #1. ╧NETHING WE SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN WAS TOMENTION HOW TO GET THE BOOKS ╟┼╘╘╔╬╟┼╓┼╬. ├HECK THE END OF THIS FILE.╘HIS FILE DEALS WITH GETTING EVEN(╚AYDUKEING) WITH MAJOR CORPORATIONS.╫E'VE ALL HAD PROBLEMS WITH THETELEPHONE COMPANY, THE BANK, THE GASCOMPANY, OR SOME COMPANY THAT KEEPSBOTHERING US. ╘HERES THE BILL THEY SEND YOU THATS$4,000 DOLLARS OVER WHAT YOU ACTUALLYOWE (ARE YOU LISTENING ═├╔?). ╘HEN THERES THE COMPANY THAT WON'T STOP BOTHERING YOU, AND ON TOP OF THAT,GIVES YOUR ADDRESS OUT TO 40 OTHEREQUALLY BOTHERSOME COMPANYS. ╔'M SUREYOU CAN THINK OF AN EXAMPLE. ╔F SOTHEM THIS FILES FOR YOU. ╘HESE IDEASCAN PROBABLY BE APPLIED TO SMALLOPERATIONS ALSO. ╚AVE ╞UN╧╔╠ ├╧═╨┴╬┘╙.─AN ╙TREETMAN ONCE SENT AN OIL COMPANYTHIS LETTER... ─EAR (├HAIRMAN OF BOARD); ╘HIS IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF MYASSOCIATION WITH --- ╧IL, AND ╔ WOULDLIKE TO THANK YOU FOR YOURCORPORATIONS GENEROSITY. ╔T STARTED,╔ SUPPOSE, WITH MY CREDIT APPLICATIONWHICH WAS DENIED FOR REASONS ╔'VE LONGSINCE FORGOTTEN. ╘HEN STRANGELYENOUGH, A CHARGECARD FROM YOUR COMPANYBEARING MY NAME FOLLOWED SHORTLY. ╔BEGAN TO USE THE NEW CARD ASSUMINGYOUR CREDIT DEPARTMENT MADE AN ERROR. ╘WO, THREE, FOUR MONTHS PASSED;THEN ONE DAY IT OCCURED TO ME ╔ HADRECEIVED NO BILL. ╬OT ONE. ╔CALCULATED THE CHARGES TO BE WELL OVER$100 AT THE TIME. ┴S THE EXPIRATIONDATE STAMPED ON THE CARD DREW NEARER,╔ WAS SURE A MAMMOTH BILL WOULD BESENT, AND NO REPLACEMENT CARD ISSUED. ╘HE YEARS HAVE CLIPPED BY NOW, AS╔'VE SAID TEN IN ALL, AND AS REGULARAS THE SEASONS A COLORFUL NEW PLASTICCARD ARRIVES JUST IN TIME TO REPLACETHE OLD ONE; BUT NEVER AN INVOICE. ┴SGASOLINE PRICES HAVE RISEN, ╔ HAVEBEEN FORCED TO SHARE YOUR GENEROSITYWITH FRIENDS WHO FOUND THEIR BUDGETSSHORTED BY RISING FUEL COSTS. ╘HIS MORNING ╔ HAD A NEW SET OF YOURFINEST TIRES INSTALLED. ╘HISAFTERNOON FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, ╔ AMGIVING MY FRIEND ┬OB A TUNE UP ANDBRAKE JOB AT ANOTHER OF YOUR MANYFINE STATIONS. ╚E TOO SENDS HIS BESTWISHES FOR YOUR CONTINUED SUCCESS. ═AY IT BE THAT ╔ HAVE A SECRETFRIEND OR PHILOSOPHICAL ADMIRER INYOUR COMPANY-SOMEONE WHO IS HELPINGME, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME. ╔ WONDERHOW MANY OTHER FOLKS ARE BEING HELPEDIN THIS WAY AND HAVE CHOSEN NOT TOWRITE YOU? ╒NABLE TO REPAY YOU NOWEVEN IF ╔ WERE BILLED, ╔ CAN ONLYSEND YOU THIS NOTE OF TEEMING THANKS. ╙INCERELY, ┴ ╓ERY ╙ATISFIED ├USTOMER╚A HA, ╔ BET THIS TURNED THEACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT ON THEIR HEADS. ┴CTUALLY THIS KIND OF LETTER WOULDWORK GREAT WITH ANY COMPANY.╚ERES SOMETHING FOR THOSE BIG OILCOMPANY PUMPS FROM ╩UMPING ╩ACK ╞LASH(DON'T DO IT TO THE INDEPENDENTS).┴ LARGE MAGNET, SAY FROM A STEREOSYSTEM, CAN BE PLACED OVER A FLOWMETERDISK ON A GASOLINE PUMP. ╔T WILL STOPTHE MECHANISM FROM MEASURING HOW MUCHFUEL IS FLOWING INTO YOUR CAR, BUTDOES NOTHING TO IMPEDE THE FLOW OFFUEL. ╘HUS YOU GET YOUR FUEL FORNOTHING. ├ARL ┬EPP LIKES TO ADDABOUT TEN GALLONS OF OIL SLUDGE TO THEOIL COMPANYS MAIN TANK.╘╚┼ ╨╚╧╬┼ ├╧═╨┴╬┘╠ETS ALL TAKE THIS OPORTUNITY TO THANK┴╘&╘ FOR THE FREE CALLS THEY'VE GIVENEVERYONE.╧VERPAY YOUR BILL BY A CONSTANT 17CENTS A MONTH. ═AKE IT CONSTANT.╘HEN AFTER A FEW MONTHS, UNDERPAY BY17 CENTS. ╙TART ANOTHER PATTERN FORA WHILE OF OVERPAYMENT; THEN UNDERPAYAGAIN. ╔T DRIVES THEM NUTS. ╠EE╩ENNER DID THIS AND BEFORE THE YEARWAS OUT THE MANAGER OF THE LOCAL PHONECOMPANY WAS ON THE PHONE BEGGING HIMTO STOP.├HECK THE TABLOID ╧╓┼╥╘╚╥╧╫ FOR THEPHONE COMPANYS NEW CODES.╫HY NOT GO INTO A ╨HONECENTER (THEPLACE YOU BUY PHONES) AND USE A'├OURTESY ╨HONE. ╘HEY ARE ON THE WALLAND USUALLY WHITE. ├ALL ┼NGLAND FORABOUT 10 MINUTES (OR LAY THE PHONEDOWN AND WALK AWAY AFTER A FEWMINUTES)┴LSO SEE THESE ═┴─! FILES...┌╧╬┼ ├┴╠╠╙ (TELLS HOW TO TURN ZONE CALLS INTO LOCAL CALLS)┴┬├'S OF ╨┴┘╨╚╧╬┼╙ 1-7 ┼VERYTHING ANDMORE YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT PAYPHONES.╘┼╙╘ ╨╚╧╬┼╙, ╓╧╠╘/┴╠╘╔═┼╘┼╥╙,┴┬├'S OF ╨┬╪S, ╞╒╬/┼╙╙ 1-4, AND ALSOSEE THE ═┴─! ╙╧╒╥├┼ ╟╒╔─┼.┴╔╥╠╔╬┼╙ ═AKE YOURSELF SOME MONEY. ┴RRANGETO HAVE A FRIEND MEET YOU AT THETERMINAL GATE WHEN YOU DEPART. ╟IVEYOUR FRIEND YOUR BAGGAGE CLAIM CHECKSAND HAVE HIM/HER RETRIEVE YOUR BAGSFROM THE CAROUSEL, THEN LEAVE THEBAGGAGE AREA WITH YOUR BAGS. ┬EFOREYOUR FRIEND LEAVES, GET YOUR BAGGAGECLAIMS BACK. ╫ALK ╤â öì¥îëèïæû│░ù¡«▒ÿ▓¼Ö╝╗ú╜Ü╖Ñ¢┐┤╕╛)ó╡0ºí╣¬ª»╢▄>[ñ<¿▀]ô=▐?ü_òá½â ╔╨¡╨ ╨ ╔Ä╨ ¡╨)²ì╨L¿µ╔╨⌐Çæ0 ╔ ╨ε⌐-æìæL¿µ ƒ £ ₧
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