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═┴─! ╨╥┼╙┼╬╘╙...
┴ ├-NET ├OMPATABLE ═┴─! FILE.
╟┼╘╘╔╬╟ ┼╓┼╬
╨ART #1
─ON'T JUST GET EVEN. ╟ET ═┴─!
╘HE INFORMATION PRESENTED IN THE
FOLLOWING FILE IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT
PURPOSES ONLY. ╔T IS NOT FOR CHILDREN
OR THE MENTALLY UNBALANCED. ╘HE
AUTHORS OF THIS FILE TAKE NO
RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OF ITS
CONTENTS.
╔NTRODUCTION
╘HIS FILE TAKES ITS NAME FROM A GREAT
SET OF BOOKS BY ╟EORGE ╚AYDUKE THE
MASTER OF REVENGE. ╚E IS SO GOOD AT
IT, THE TRICKS ARE NOW CALLED
╚AYDUKES. ═ANY OF THE TRICKS WILL BE
TAKEN OUT OF THOSE BOOKS, BUT MANY
OTHERS WILL BE ORIGINAL ONES. ╫E
WOULD LIKE TO PRINT ANY TRICKS YOU
HAVE. ╙END THEM TO US AT ╨├ ═AIN
313-386-4698. ╘HIS WILL BE A LONG
RUNNING SERIES, SO SEND ANYTHING YOU
CAN THINK OF. ╘HESE TRICKS ARE ONLY
FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN HURT BY
SOMEONE. ╘HE VICTIM OF THE TRICK IS
REFERED TO AS THE MARK. ╬EVER THINK
OF THE MARK AS A VICTIM OF DIRTY
TRICKS BUT THINK OF HIM AS A DESERVING
TARGET. ╚ERE ARE SOME VITAL TIPS:
1. ╨REPARE A PLAN
2. ╟ATHER INTELLIGENCE
3. ┬UY AWAY FROM HOME
4. ╬EVER TIP YOUR HAND
5. ╬EVER ADMIT ANYTHING
6. ╬EVER APOLOGIZE; ╔T'S A SIGN OF
WEAKNESS.
═OST OF THE NAMES USED IN THIS FILE ARE
FAKE.
├ALL THE COPS, REPORTERS, AND ╙╨├┴ AND
TELL THEM ABOUT THE COCK OR DOG FIGHT
YOUR MARK IS HAVING.
╙QUIRT SOME ┼ASTMAN 910 GLUE INTO THE
MARKS LOCK.
╥UN A CLASSIFIED ADD OFFERING TO SUBLET
THE MARKS APARTMENT. ╠IST THE MARKS
OR LANDLORDS PHONE # AND TELL THEM TO
CALL AFTER MIDNIGHT BECAUSE OF A WORK
SCHEDULE.
╙END A THREATING TELEGRAM TO A
POLITICIAN IN THE MARKS NAME. ╘HIS
WILL PUT HIM ON THE ├╔┴, ╞┬╔, ╙ECRET ╙ERVICE'S LIST OF NUT CASES TO WATCH.
┬UY SOME SCUZZY PORNO BOOKS, AND PUT A
CARD IN THEM SAYING '╘HIS BOOK DONATED
BY [═┴╥╦] IN LOVING MEMORY OF THE
SWEET CHILDREN OF [╘╧╫╬].' ╨ASTE IN
THE LABELS AND SPRINKLE THE BOOKS
AROUND THE LOCAL LIBRARY. ╨UT SOME IN
THE CHILDRENS SECTION, AND SOME WITH
THE RELIGIOUS BOOKS.
╥EMOVE THE HUBCAP FROM MARKS CAR, AND
LOOSEN OR REMOVE THE LUG BOLTS AND
SOONER OR LATER HIS TIRE WILL SIMPLY
ROLL OFF THE CAR.
╓OLUNTEER THE MARKS SERVICES TO A LOCAL
CHARITY. ╟IVE THEM THE NAME AND
ADDRESS.
├ALL IN GENEROUS PLEDGES FROM THE MARK
DURING TELETHONS.
╥EPORT YOUR MARK TO THE CHARITY AND THE
POLICE FOR STEALING OUT OF A CHARITYS
PICKUP BOX. ╥EPORT THE MARK BY HIS
LICENSE PLATE NUMBER. ╙AY YOU WORK AT
A NEARBY STORE AND HAVE SEEN THE MARK
ROB IT SEVERAL TIMES.
╥EPORT YOUR MARK AS A CHILD ABUSE
OFFENDER. ┴LSO SEND ANONYMOUS LETTERS
TO THE MARKS EMPLOYER ABOUT IT.
╚AVE YOUR MARK APPLY FOR A JOB AS A ├╔┴
EMPLOYEE. ═AKE UP AN APPLICATION WITH
STUFF LIKE HIGHLY QUALIFIED TECHNICAL
PERSON, KNOWS OODLES OF FOREIGN
EXPERIENCE, LANGUAGE EXPERT, ADVANCED
COLLEGE DEGREES, AND MILITARY SERVICE
AS AN OFFICER. ╙END RESUMES TO
╨ERSONNEL ╥EPRESENTATIVE
├ENTRAL ╔NTELLIGENCE ┴GENCY
╫ASHINGTON, ─.├. 20505
╚AVE YOUR MARK ADVERTISE IN THE
CLASSIFIED PERSONALS THAT HE NEEDS
'YOUNG BOY AND GIRL MODELS NEEDED TO
POSE FOR 'ART' PHOTOS' (LIKE ═ADONNA
DID) ╠IST HIS BUSINESS OF HOME PHONE.
╨LACE AN AD IN A SEXY TABLOID LIKE THIS
'╙OFT WHITE MALE AGED 35 WANTS TO PLAY
WITH BLACK LADY WITH LARGE BUTTOCKS.
┬I-COUPLES WELCOMED FOR ╟REEK AND
╞RENCH CULTURE'
╠IST HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER. ┴S A
KICKER SEND ╪EROX COPYS TO THE MARKS
FRIENDS, NEIGHBORS, AND FRIENDS.
┼NCLOSE A BRIEF NOTE ASKING HOW THEY
CAN ADMIT TO KNOWING SUCH A PERVERTED
PERSON. ╧FFER TO PREY FOR THEM.
╚ELP YOUR MARK OUT OF THE CLOSET BY
RUNNING A CLASSIFIED ANNOUNCEMENT AD
IN HOMOSEXUAL PUBLICATIONS. ╚AVE
HER/HIM PROUDLY ANNOUNCE THAT HE IS
GAY AND HAS DATED/MARRIED ONLY FOR
COVER.
╔F YOU CAN GET THE MARKS CREDIT CARD
NUMBER ORDER A HUGE BUNCH OF
MAIL-ORDER MERCHANDISE FOR HIM/HER.
╔F YOU ARE TO HONEST TO DO THAT AND
DON'T WANT TO STEAL WITH IT TAKER A
FORMER REPOSITORY FOR NUCLEAR WASTES.
╙END POSTCARDS BEARING PERSONAL,
SEXUAL, OR MEDICAL MESSAGES TO THE
MARKS HOME.
═ANY VERSIONS OF THE DISK BOMB HAVE
BEEN MADE, BUT WE THINK THIS ONE IS
MINT. ╔T WAS OBTAINED OFF THE
├OMMODORE ├AFE (313)-284-7176 AND WAS
WRITTEN BY ┴╙═╧─┼╒╙ ┴╥╔╙╘┴╥├╚╒╙
╚ERE IT IS IN HIS OWN WORDS...
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╔╬╟╥┼─╔┼╬╘╙:
╫╧╧─┼╬ ╦╔╘├╚┼╬ ═┴╘├╚┼╙(┴╠╧╘ ╧╞ ╘╚┼═)
╬┴╔╠ ╨╧╠╔╙╚ ╥┼═╧╓┼╥(╫╔╘╚ ┴├┼╘╧╬┼)
┴ ╞╠╧╨╨┘ ─╔╙╦
┴ ╙╚╧╧╘ ╟╠┴╙╙
╨╥╧├┼─╒╥┼:
╘┴╦┼ ╘╚┼ ╙╚╧╧╘ ╟╠┴╙╙ ┴╬─ ╞╔╠╠ ╔╘ ╫╔╘╚
┴ *╥┼┴╠* ╙═┴╠╠ ┴═╧╒╬╘ ╧╞ ╬┴╔╠ ╨╧╠╔╙╚
╥┼═╧╓┼╥. ╘╚┼╬ ╙├╥┴╨┼ ╧╞╞ ╚┼┴─╙ ╧╞ ╘╚┼
═┴╘├╚┼╙(┬┼ ╙╒╥┼ ╬╧╘ ╘╧ ╟┼╘ ┴╬┘ ╫╧╧─
╔╬╘╧ ╘╚┼ ═╔╪╘╒╥┼.]
╦┼┼╨ ╟╥╔╬─╔╬╟ ╘╚┼ ╚┼┴─╙ ╔╬ ╘╚┼ ╟╠┴╙╙.
╦┼┼╨ ╨╒╘╘╔╬╟ ═╧╥┼ ═┴╘├╚ ╚┼┴─╙ ╔╬ ╘╚┼
╟╠┴╙╙ ╒╬╘╔╠ ╔╘ ┬┼├╧═┼╙ ╠╔╦┼ ═╒──.
┴╞╘┼╥ ╘╚┴╘ ╠┼╘ ╙╔╘ ╞╧╥ ┴ ├╧╒╨╠┼ ╧╞
╚╧╒╥╙ ╙╧ ╔╘ ╫╔╠╠ ─╔╙╧╠╓┼.
╬╧╫, ╘┴╦┼ ┴╨┴╥╘ ┴ ─╔╙╦ *├┴╥┼╞╒╠╠┘*
╫┼ ╬┼┼─ ╘╧ ╨╒╘ ╔╘ ┬┴├╦ ╘╧╟┼╘╚┼╥ ┴╟┴╔╬
═┴╦┼ ╙╒╥┼ ╘╚┼╥┼ ╔╙ ╬╧ ╘╥┴├┼ ╘╚┴╘ ┘╧╒
╧╨┼╬┼─ ╔╘...
╘╚┴╦┼ ╘╚┼ ─╔╙╦ ╔╘╙┼╠╞ ╧╒╘ ╧╞ ╘╚┼ ├╧┴╘
╘╚┼╬ ├╧┴╘ ╔╘ ╫╔╘╚ ╘╚┼ ─╔╙╙╧╠╓┼─
╙╧╠╓┼╬╘. ├╧┴╘ ┴╠╠ ╨┴╥╘╙ ┼╪├┼╨╘ ╘╚┼
╨┴╥╘ ╘╚┴╘ ╫╔╠╠ ╙╚╧╫.....
╨╒╘ ┬┴├╦ ╔╬ ├╧┴╘ ┴╬─ ╨╠┴├┼ ╔╬ ┬╧╧╦
╧╓┼╥╬╔╟╚╘..┴╬─ ╔╬ ╘╚┼ ═╧╥╬╔╬╟ ╔╘'╙
╥┼┴─┘ ╘╧ ╟╧...╘┼╠╠ ┘╧╒╥ ╞╥╔┼╬─ ╒
╟╧╘ ┴ ╟╥┼┴╘ ╬┼╫ ╟┴═┼ ┴╬─ ╒ ─┼├╔─┼ ╘╧
╟╔╓┼ ╔╘ ╘╧ ╒...╙╧ ╫╚┼╬ ╘╚┼ ╚┼┴─ ╚╔╘╙
╘╚┼ ─╔╙╙╧╠╓┼─ ╙╧╠╒╘╔╧╬...╔╘ ╘╒╥╬╙
╔╬╘╧ ┴ ┼╬┌┘═┼ ╘╚┴╘ ┼┴╘╙ ╒╨ ╘╚┼ ╔╬╙╔─┼
╧╞ ╘╚┼ ─╥╔╓┼ ┴╬─ ╩┴═╙ ╔╘ ╙╚╒╘....
┴╙═╧─┼╒╙ ┴╥╔╙╘┴╥├╚╒╙
-=>╦╬╔╟╚╘ ╧╞ ╘╚┼ ─┴╥╦ ╥┼┴╠═<=-
╘HANKS ┴SMODEUS. ╚ERES A NICE ONE BY
═┴╪ ╙═┴╥╘. ╧NE OF OUR MEMBERS GOT
THIS ONE OFF ╙╨┼├╘╥┼ 714-795-4017
╚ERE IS A PRANK THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY
WHEN PLAYED ON SOMEONE WHO KNOWS VERY
LITTLE ABOUT CARS.
┴LL YOU NEED IS A JUMPER WIRE WITH AN
ALLIGATOR CLIP ON EACH END. ╬OW HOOK
THIS WIRE TO THE BRAKE LIGHT SW.(ON
THE END OF THE MASTER CYLINDER) HOOK
THE OTHER END TO THE HORN.
╬OW WHEN EVER THE BRAKE PEDAL IS
STEPPED ON THE HORN HONKS
╘╚┴╘╙ ┴╠╠
═┴╪ ╙═┴╥╘
╬EAT. ╫ELL THATS ENOUGH DISK SPACE FOR
NOW. ╥EMEMBER IN THIS SERIES ALL WE
WILL PRINT IS NON-LETHAL STUFF, SO IF
YOU HAVE AN IDEA, DROP US A LINE.
╘HIS FILE WAS WRITTEN BY THE TRIO.
╘HE ├OMMODORE ╦ID
─EATH-╙TALKER
═╥.├0╙═╧╙
WITH HELP FROM ╘HE ╟REMLIN, ╤╓╔, ═,
┼XORCIST, AND THE ─EMON.
╘HANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THE
TRICKS IN THIS FILE...
╟EORGE ╚AYDUKE, ═ARTIN ╙CHUR, ╥OBERT
╙CHUSTER, ╞RED ╠ITTMAN, ┴BBIE ╚OFFMAN,
┼DWARD ┴BBEY, ┴SMODEUS ┴RISTARCHUS,
═AX ╙MART, AND ╘HE ╟REMLIN.
═┴─! IS A GROUP DEVOTED TO ╟-FILES
FILES. ╔F YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, OR
THERE IS ANYTHING YOU WANT US TO WRITE
ABOUT, CONTACT US AT THE ═┴─! ═┴╔╠┬╧╪
ON ╨├ ═┴╔╬ ┬┬╙ (313) 386-4698.
9/2/85