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TOP TEN SURPRISES IN THE DOLLY PARTON AUTOBIOGRAPHY
10. AT BIRTH DOCTOR THOUGHT HE WAS DELIVERING TRIPLETS
9. ONCE HITCHHIKED CROSS-COUNTRY WITHOUT EVERY LIFTING A
THUMB
8. MAKES ALL OF HER OWN LEATHER MINI-SKIRTS BY TRAPPING
AND SKINNING VERMIN
7. SHE WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR THE HUGE OVERHANGING
BALCONY AT THE NEW GRAND OLE OPRY
6. WENT ON WORLD TOUR IN EARLY 70'S WITH DALAI LAMA IN A
SHOW CALLED, "A COUPLE OF DOLLYS"
5. SHE WAS DESIGNED BY SAME GUY WHO DID NEW YORK'S TWIN
TOWERS
4. TOM ARNOLD ONCE ASKED TO MARRY HER BECAUSE HE WANTED
TO GET HIS OWN SHOW ON THE NASHVILLE NETWORK
3. IN ORDER TO REMAIN VERTICAL, WEARS SPECIAL
COUNTERWEIGHTS ON HER BACK DEVELOPED BY NASA
2. ONE NIGHT GOT DRUNK & SLEPT WITH ALL OF THE OAK RIDGE
BOYS
1. CONSULTED ON THE WONDERBRA PROJECT
Letterman, Tuesday September 27, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994