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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID ISN'T COLLEGE MATERIAL
10. HIS GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S FILE CONTAINS TWO WORDS:
"YARD WORK"
9. IN YEARBOOK, WAS VOTED "MOST LIKELY TO INJURE HIMSELF
OPENING A DOOR"
8. DURING ALGEBRA, INTERRUPTS TEACHER AND ASKS, "WHEN DO
WE GET TO WHITTLE?"
7. S.A.T. SCORE? 9
6. HE KEEPS TELLING EVERYBODY LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES
5. EVERYTIME HE SEES A BOOK HE SAYS, "WHAT THE HAY IS THIS
DANG THING?"
4. HE'S THE ONLY 37-YEAR-OLD IN THE 4TH GRADE
3. DURING APPEARANCE ON "JEOPARDY", KEEPS BUZZING IN AND
ASKING, "ALEX, CAN I HAVE SOME CANDY?"
2. THINKS VALEDICTORIAN IS A BRAND NAME OF CONDOMS
1. CAN'T FIND WALDO
Letterman, Wednesday, September 28, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994