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1994-11-14
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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE AT A BAD AIRPORT
10. THE LUGGAGE CAROUSEL IS FIRST COME FIRST SERVED
9. TECHNICIAN ASKS IF HE CAN BORROW YOUR CUP OF COFFEE TO
"DI-ICE" A 747
8. RUNWAY LITTERED WITH STRIPPED CHEVYS
7. GIFT SHOP SELLING ITEMS FROM YOUR JUST-CHECKED LUGGAGE
6. NACHO CHEESE AT THE SNACK BAR DOUBLES A JET FUEL
5. THE "ARRIVALS AND DEPARTURES" MONITOR IS PAY-PER-VIEW
4. GUARD AT METAL DETECTOR ASKS YOU TO TURN YOUR HEAD
AND COUGH
3. SOME LITTLE BEER-LOVING DWEEB TAKES DR. GALAZKIEWICZ'S
LIMO
2. YOU SEE SOMEONE PRE-BOARDING A FLIGHT ATTENDANT
1. PASSENGERS HAVE THE RIGHT TO FLY TOPLESS
Letterman, Monday September 26, 1994
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1994