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Area : FUNNY
Topic : FUNNY Jokes and Stories
Rules : FUNNY.RUL
Updated by : Maggie Bolt, 1:250/740
Received : 15 Nov 97
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Rules Huh? Who needs rules here? Instead lets play nice and have
Guidelines! Yes, what a concept!
Just what you think: A place for FUNNY Jokes and Stories, a place to
sit back and have fun. Remember, Humourous things are FUNNY!
The main guideline is simple: HAVE FUN! Most of us can handle that
can't you? ;-) This echo is rated PG-13 as there may be mature jokes
posted, that does not mean that FUNNY is a 'R' or 'X' rated echo.
1. Have FUN and play nice!!
2. Keep the obscene language in check.
3. No Flames! They are counter productive for everyone. If you
want to flame someone, join the FLAME echo.
4. No OFF-TOPIC messages. Do NOT post them, Do NOT REPLY to them,
take it to netmail please. IF you don't have NETMAIL ability please
ask your SySop about it. When the MODERATOR or CO-MODERATOR(S) says
a topic is "OFF-LIMITS" No more posts on that topic are allowed.
5. If you post a Joke/riddle, Please post the answer in same or a next
msg.
6. The topic of this echo is FUNNY Jokes and Stories. Please, let us
keep on topic. A FUNNY Joke or Story must be posted with every single
post. USE NETMAIL TO DISCUSS everything else.
7. There is no Guideline number seven. But if I need to add one, this is
where I'd add it.
8. No excessive quoting please, some is OK but keep it simple, to about
three lines.
9. Aliases and Handles are allowed within reason. Do not "HIDE" behind
one, as your SySop hnows who you really are, so don't go Berserk.
If you use this feature please netmail or e-mail the moderator of
this echo with your real name, for her/his personal file updates.
Failure to do so, may cause you to loose your access here.
10. Taglines are allowed here.
11. Do not reply or post to 'Test Messages'. These messages are only for
system operators and moderators.
12. No BBS ADS postings, or any other ADs postings. Use the echo called
BBS-ADS echo or appropriate echo for that.
13. Please leave the MODERATION to the MODERATOR and CO-Moderator.
14. No Idle Chit-CHat please. This includes NO carbon copies of same jokes,
to several users in the same echo. Send these chit chat notes and carbon
copies through netmail.
The Moderator wishes you to be mindful of the fact that just because
you may not see corrective action being taken in public concerning
glaring guideline violations does not mean that some form of amateur
proctology is not being performed, in netmail where it belongs.
Excessive violations will insure your access to this echo being cut.
And that means that the system you obtain this access from may also
loose the fidonet abilities, that it has enjoyed. So think before
you act.
These "Guidelines' will be posted about twice or more per month,
around the first and 15th of each month.
Posting a message in this echo will be understood by the Moderator
to be a declaration of your intent to abide by these and any other
guidelines that may, of necessity, be formulated.
Remember, even though you didn't have to 'ask' to come in, echos
like this are *PRIVATE* act as if you are a guest in someone's home.
That's it, except that if someone comes up with a new and improved
way to aggrevate all and sundry I reserve that right to make a
guideline to fit the occasion.
Play NICE.
Thankyou for your future compliance.
Maggie Bolt
MODERATOR - FUNNY
1:250/740 @ Fidonet.org
MAGGIE.BOLT@cellarbbs.to250.org
Barry Austern
Co-Moderator - FUNNY
1:108/235 @ Fidonet.org
Punster@tso.cin.ix.net
Harsh Javeri
Co-Moderator - FUNNY
6:606/1 @ Fidonet.org
harsh.javeri@1wbbs.net
haj@giasbm01.vsn1.net.in