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It's the one question every human carries around in their mind - has God chosen them to live the rest of their days on this Earth as one sorry sack of luck? Finally, all in one place, you can know where you stand in the human race and in the course of human history.

Directions: Check the best answer to each of the following questions.

Questions	Answers
1. Who is your favorite member of the Village People?	The Indian The Construction Worker The Leather Pants Guy
2. Which statement best resembles your reaction to the news that President Clinton might have obstructed justice when he told Monica Lewinsky to lie in front of the grand jury about their alleged sexual affairs and illegal soft money contributions from the Chinese government?	"What did he do with the cigar?" "Hillary's gonna kick his sorry ass." "Janet Reno must be jealous as heck."
3. What are thinking about right now?	Why I've continued to take this test. What this test has to do with learning whether or not I'm a loser. Cheese.
4. How comfortable do you feel in front of members of the opposite sex?	As comfortable as a nail in a hammer factory. As comfortable as Bill Gates at a Netscape convention . As comfortable as a hamster in a shoe sole testing factory.
5. What are you really thinking about right now?	Larry King in a thong and garter belt What in the hell "is stupid is as stupid does" means. Cheese with holes in it.