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How you pay attention to people is as important as how you talk to them. If someone is babbling on and on and on about something and you're crumbled on the floor in an eternal ball of sleep, you're not going to make a very convincing impression.

Take the following test to see your attention span quotient...if you can manage to stay awake for that long.

Directions: Check the best answer to each of the following questions.

Questions Answers

1. Where do you commonly find yourself at the end of a long conversation?

On the floor.
Travelling through time..
In prison.

2. How long do you watch a TV show before you start changing the channel?

As long as I can stand the crap called "Baywatch"
As long as the electricity doesn't go out.
As long as the Earth spins on its axis.

3. What do you feel like doing to someone who talks about meaningless drivel for hours on end?

Poking their eyes out with a spatula.
Poking their eyes out with a fork.
Poking their eyes out with an electric toothbrush.

4.Which of the following sounds like the biggest test of your patience?

Sitting still through an entire class period.
Brushing your teeth while standing in one place.
Eating an entire meal while sitting down.

5. What do you daydream about when your attention is distracted?

Violence.
Nuclear warfare.
Ice cream.

 

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