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1991-03-21
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If a lady falls, why can't her brother help her?/How can he be a brother and assist her too?
What has four legs and flies?/A picnic table.
What did the lollipop say to the wrapper?/Stick to me or I'm licked.
What Roman numeral grows?/IV.
What did the dirt say when it began to rain?/If this keeps up, my name is mud.
If all the cars in the country were pink, what would we have?/A pink carnation.
What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?/One sells watches and the other watches cells.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?/To make up for a rotten summer.
How do you make gold stew?/Add fourteen carrots.
Why is the Statue of Liberty's nose only eleven inches long?/If it were twelve inches long, it would be a foot.
What do you keep after giving it to someone?/A promise.
What has twenty heads but cannot think?/A matchbook.
If Rumpelstiltskin likes to sit on gold, who sits on silver?/The Lone Ranger.
What happens when two bullets get married?/They have a BB.
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