Big Blue Disk 55/bbd55.zip/RIDDLES1.PIX

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What can you hold without touching it?/A meeting.
How do you catch a gorilla?/Hide behind a bush and make a sound like a banana.
What is a sleeping bull?/A bulldozer.
Where do tough chickens come from?/Hard boiled eggs.
Why do dogs wag their tails?/No one will do it for them.
What gets harder to catch the faster you run?/Your breath.
How do you get down off an elephant?/You don't, down comes from duck feathers.
A man fell out of a tenth story window, but was barely scratched.  Why?/He was wearing a light fall suit.
Which is bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?/The baby is a little Bigger.
Who has the most friends for lunch?/A cannibal.
When should a baker quit making doughnuts?/When he gets sick of the hole business.
Name a product raised in countries where there's lots of rain./Umbrellas.
What has four legs and one foot?/A bed.
Is it harmful to write on an empty stomach?/No, but paper is better.
Why is a traffic cop the strongest man in the world?/He can hold up a ten ton truck with one hand.
What has eighteen legs and catches flies?/A baseball team.
Why did Robin Hood rob only the rich?/Because the poor had no money.
Where was the declaration of independence signed?/At the bottom.
What did the big toe say to the little toe?/Don't look now, but there's a heel following us.
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