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- [ Ripmax Top Tenners ] [ By Ripmax ]
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- RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #01
- TOP TEN WAYS TO PISS OFF TELECOM PEOPLE WHO ARE LISTENING ON YOUR PHONE LINE
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- 1. Scream Tonnes of Abuse down at them (at least twice a day for a few
- minutes, this worked well for me, but they cut my line for 12 hours
- but after that the bug was off. Chances are nothing will come of it
- as they probably don't have permission to bug your line anyway)
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- 2. If your going out set your modem to continuously dial a disconnected
- phone number. If they have any recording equipment on the line this will
- waste the tape.
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- 3. Take your phone off hook fo several hours at a time (once again the
- bugging equipment will fill up with lots of blank nothing)
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- 4. Ring telecom and complain your getting excessive line noise over the
- last few weeks and wish for them to fix it as soon as possible.
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- 5. If the line noise persists, keep ringing them till they are forced to
- take it off the line.
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- 6. Speak lots of bullshit down the line and give them something to think
- about, feed them false information.
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- 7. If you can find out who is bugging you (some of us can do that 8-))
- give the guy in charge of it a call and ask him why your being bugged!
- They really hate this as your not supposed to know.
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- 8. Pickup the phone , send a break signal from a BB proggie down the line.
- This fucks up some of the bugging equipment as it thinks you have hung
- up the line. (this happened to me! hahaha!)
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- 9. Tell all your friends your being bugged on the actual line that's being
- bugged and not to say anything incriminating. (When they know that
- everyone knows its bugged this will get the bug off faster if no info
- is going to be said)
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- 10. If you really need to, as a last resort, get the line disconnected.
- ( I wouldn't go this far but its an option )
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- RiPMAX PRESENTS :- TOP TEN ISSUE #02
- TOP TEN WAYS TO CAUSE HAVOC IN SHOPPING MALLS
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- 1. Walking from the car to the stores, adjust a few side vision mirrors on
- cars. If your in a bad mood you could possibly break them off. Beware of
- security patrols and hidden video cameras
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- 2. If you come accross any esculators, if possible hit the emergency stop
- buttons. This makes sure everyone has to walk and the care taker has to
- come and reset it.
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- 3. When walking down stair, check out if there is any fire exits. Usually
- these are alarmed and left open for saftey reasons. Also in the actual
- larger stores they have fire exits in there so open one or hit it pretty
- hard as they usually have a magnetic seal at the top and when broken the
- fire alarm is set off. Also hitting those little buttons behind the glass
- sets of the fire alarms. Its fun to see the havoc this can cause.
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- 4. Get a trolly and fill it up with items from all over a shop and then dump
- it somewhere. Shop assistants then have to spend a long time putting all
- the stock back later on. Even put a few items back on the shelfs but of
- course in the wrong spots.
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- 5. Whilst picking up items to put in your trolly, accidently drop a few
- items in the middle of the isles. Preferable glass, sticky, staining and
- messy items in the middle of the isle have the best result. Stuff like
- cordials and olives in glass bottles. This way some poor bastard has to
- clean it up and coz its in the middle of the isle the customers have to
- turn back and go back down the isle. This can cause some good "Traffic"
- jams in stores with tiny isles. Whole crates of eggs which the lid
- accidently came off spilling all 12 on to the floor also makes for a good
- clean up.
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- 6. Most stores are lazy and leave markdown guns, texters and signs about so
- write out your own tickets and put them on the shelfs or mark down stock
- to rediculous prices. Even mark up stock so no one will buy any.
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- 7. If you have a personal vendetta against a store, try dress as one of the
- people who work there. When I've done this, nearly always people come and
- ask you a question. You have then two things you can do, be as rude as
- possible to some customers or tell them completely wrong information
- sending them to the opposite side of the store to where they want to go.
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- 8. If you know of where to get some padlocks, get your pick lock (suitcase)
- keys out and get a few. Then go to the trolly bay and padlock a few
- trollys together.
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- 9. These days, most decent stores have electronic scanners and the policy
- that if an item scans for more then it is shown on the shelf you get the
- item for free for the first one and the rest at the shelf price. So look
- for a few receipts lying around on the floor and scan the shelfs for some
- wrong prices. Its really is good when you go through a checkout and get
- all your items for free!
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- And now for the major play ....
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- 10. Most bigger stores have instore security people. After scoping the shop
- for a while you can usually pick them out. So once you have identified
- them, start acting suspicously and make sure they are following /
- watching you. When your sure they are watching you, grab an item and
- stuff it in to your pocket and then walk off. Head for a busy part of the
- store. They CANNOT arrest you for stealing unless you leave the store. So
- when your in a crowd of people, try drop the item somewhere as best you
- can and head for the exit and leave. If all goes well someone should grab
- you and try arrest you for shop lifting. This is where the fun begins.
- They have to be 100% certain you stole some item. They will probably ask
- for your concent to search you, disagree saying they are invading your
- right of privacy. If they pull some legal bullshit on you ask for a
- witness to be present (on your side) and when they find nothing you can
- nail their arses to the wall! Ask to see the manager and say you want
- some free stuff or you could go to the media/law courts for deprovation
- of character (this is why you need a witness). If all threats fail just
- walk away knowing you have fucked up their day.
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- I TAKE NO RESPONSABILITY IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS SHIT.I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TEXT
- PURELY FOR INFORMATIVE AND HUMEROUS PURPOSES.
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