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- [ uXu INDEX 08-Mar-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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- ____________________________________________________________________
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- It's a bit hard for me to cope with all of this. I guess you don't
- know what I mean, so I'll tell you. Since uXu started, only four
- releases ago, we have produced over 60 files. I know some files are
- pretty bad, but most of them are actually good. This may sound like
- bragging to you, but I never thought we'd produce anything worth
- releasing after the 1:st release! I was wrong. I'd like to thank
- The GNN for keeping the hope up, and for continuing to write great
- files, when everything else seemed to go the other way. I think it
- helped us all to continue when we really felt like quitting.
-
- Another subject now. Are we cloning cDc?
- Do you, our readers, feel that we're taking their material, or that
- we're trying to make our stuff look like their (really VERY good, I
- love them cDc files myself) stuff? If so, we apologize. Actually,
- the only thing we've copied from cDc is the LONG format for our
- releases, and that's it. Everything we publish is genuine and
- straight from the author(s) themselves. Well, because we have
- received comments about this, we want YOU to tell us what YOU think
- too! So, just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file
- and E-Mail "The Chief" with your comment. We'll include YOUR
- comments (unchanged) in the next Index. So dig up your modem and
- let us know.
-
- Now, when that's out of the way, let's move on to this #5 release.
- This is really our best release so far. It includes a whole bunch
- of Fiction files with turning ends and scooped up stories, as well
- as the standard weird files too. It also initiates an interesting
- competition for all you textfile-writers out there.
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- Read uXu file #58 for complete information!
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- The Chief / uXu
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- Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know...
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- Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
- The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
- like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today!
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- Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
- You do have to write something for each release to be
- listed as Member.
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- Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
- write when you have something to write about. We do
- want you to write something for every 3 releases
- to be listed as Contributor.
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- Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
- BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
- As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
- uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
- uXu editor may download files.
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- Current uXu Members
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- Name Specialities
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- The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness.
- The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction.
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- Current uXu Contributors
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- Name Specialities
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- Phearless - Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor.
- Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy.
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- Current uXu Support Boards
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- Name Phone Listed as
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- Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site
- Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet
- Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet
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- I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 62 [Jan/Mar 1992]
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- No Title Author Size
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- [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
- [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
- [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
- [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
- [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
- [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
- [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
- [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
- [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
- [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
- [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
- [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
- [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
- [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
- [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
- [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
- [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
- [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
- [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
- [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
- [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
- [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
- [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
- [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
- [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
- [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
- [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
- [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
- [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
- [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
- [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
- [31] The Truth The GNN 4k
- [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
- [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
- [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
- [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
- [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
- [37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
- [38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
- [39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
- [40] Depression The GNN 6k
- [41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
- [42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
- [43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
- [44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
- [45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
- [46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
- [47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
- [48] AI The GNN 8k
- [49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
- [50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
- [51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
- [52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
- [53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
- [54] Errors The GNN 5k
- [55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
- [56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
- [57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
- [58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
- [59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
- [60] The Voice The GNN 7k
- [61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
- [62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
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- I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 12 [Jan/Mar 1992]
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- [00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
- [01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
- [02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Små Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
- [03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Små Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
- [04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
- [05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Säkerhet Computer Sweden 5k
- [06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Små Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
- [07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Lösenord Computer Sweden 6k
- [08] Datavärlden 1991 No.41 - Datorstölder Datavärlden 7k
- [09] Datavärlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datavärlden 5k
- [10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
- [11] Blandade Tidningar - Små Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
- [12] VaktB - Bestämmelser för vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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- uXu - Description Index
- Standard Releases
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- January March January March January March January March Releases 1992:
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- 048: "AI" by The GNN. A Chilling story from our now known Fiction
- writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the
- future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly
- recommended reading.
-
- 049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more.
- We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not
- just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this
- is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home.
- If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience.
-
- 050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's
- yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the
- Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you
- a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to
- read the next chapter. Read all about it!
-
- 051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok,
- we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs
- on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to
- question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual.
-
- 052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN.
- [Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This
- article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is
- done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as
- slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya!
-
- 053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter,
- trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days',
- pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for
- others... it's another day.
-
- 054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people
- by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your
- computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so-
- good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but
- is that really true? The GNN tells you the story.
-
- 055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with
- twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business
- doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his
- earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made
- time-machine.
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- 056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons,
- de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good
- things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get
- rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story.
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- 057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you
- are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file.
- If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're
- letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your
- life depend on it!
-
- 058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief.
- Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest
- and best textfiles floating around out there. This is the first file
- about the contest with vital information. Another file with more
- information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file
- now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest
- uXu member. Please support this small request.
-
- 059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all
- you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it
- causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too.
- Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians!
-
- 060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange
- we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on
- other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny
- to be alone? A fine story from The GNN.
-
- 061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha!
- You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how
- to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used
- anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or
- something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested?
-
- 062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I
- guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. If you're one
- of those who collect our files, you know that the Index contains;
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- * An introduction about current events by The Chief.
- * Updated Member, Contributor and Support Board Lists.
- * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
- * All the new release files in Long format.
- * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
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- So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and
- download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least
- you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files.
-
- [#62 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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- Also call these fine boards: [Best before uXu release #6]
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- Info Addict +46-###-#### (uXu Home)
- Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 (uXu Information Node)
- Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site)
- Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support & Inlet)
- Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support & Inlet/Outlet)
- Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691
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