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- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/┌────────────TABLE OF CONTENTS:──────────────┐\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│ │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│1. Introduction - RBCP │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│2. Running The Neighborhood - Monster Magnet│/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│3. The Official Phreaker's Manual │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│4. Classified Ads │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│5. How To Make A Beige Box │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│6. Roy, New Mexico Telephone Directory │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│7. Interviews With Roy Residents │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│8. Phone Loser Headline News │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│9. Application to Carry PLA (Ya-hoo!) │\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\│
- │/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/└────────────────────────────────────────────┘/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/│
- ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
- │ Completed On July 4, 1995 │
- └033──────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────033┘
- If you haven't already, you should download the PLA95SUM.ZIP which┌───────╨┐
- is the first edition of the Phone Losers Fone Directory. It's got a│ ──── │
- lot of phone numbers in it that you'll never have any kind of need│ ──── │
- for! In this issue you're going to learn how to run your neighbor-│ 1 2 3 │
- hood as well as the history of phone phreaking and tips on how to be│ 4 5 6 │
- a real honest-to-god phone phreak! I've also included a classified│ 7 8 9 │
- ads section where you can advertise anything you want. If you'd like│ * 0 # │
- to place an ad in the PLA classifieds, e-mail me today. │Motorola│
- └────────┘
- I received a call from the Sprint Billing Office the other day concerning my
- overdue $300 phone bill. I learned through my expert social engineering
- techniques that I can't use Monopoly money to pay for a Sprint phone bill but
- it is alright to use someone else's stolen credit card to pay for it as long
- as I have the actual name on the card. I told him to accomplish this I would
- have to go out and mug a yuppie and steal his wallet and his only reply was
- that "That wouldn't be good." Never once did he tell me not to do it so I was
- thinking that maybe I could mug a guy and if I get caught I could blame it all
- on the Sprint operator. I told the guy that if all goes well with the mugging
- I should have the check in the mail by Friday.
-
- A big hello goes out to the "PLA Troy Division", the little 8th graders in
- Troy, Illinois who've taken it upon themselves to print out all the PLA issues
- and sell them to the kids who aren't a part of the amazing information super-
- highway. Another hell goes out to Moondog, also of Troy who gave me their names
- and phone numbers. (Thank you!) And last but not least, Mr. Joseph who changed
- his number, made it unlisted and password protected the account just so we'd
- leave him alone. His new unlisted & protected number is 618-797-1156. His wife
- actually started calling and saying, "Ha ha" after they changed it and we
- couldn't call. Then she said, "What does PLA stand for anyway? Penis Lickers
- Anonymous?? HAHAHAHAHA!" All this from a thirty year old welfare mom. Sheesh!
-
- Running The Neighborhood - Monster Magnet:
- ─────────────────────────────────────────
- After reading this you will probably think that I am a sick and deranged man
- who enjoys to be.....anti-social.....at best. Anyways...I'm going to tell you
- how to run your neiborhood. Yes, yes, yes...I'm sure all of you have seen
- text files on the basic skills of anarchy, but here's another, so pay attention
- and sit up straight!
-
- One night, when you have nothing better to do, just grab an old rag that just
- happens to be soaking in motor oil and walk down your street to the local
- gossip's house....you know....the one who told your parents about when your
- girlfriend climbed through your windows and then told them all the things that
- you and her shouted out in that evening of pleasure. Take that rag and jam it
- up the tailpipe of the car. After a few monthes, she'll either have bad lungs
- or worse. While you're there, just grab a couple of the bushes and other plant
- life that you can rip out of the ground, trees included if you are one of those
- buff people, and throw them on the roof. It will make quite an impression on
- the night before the neighborhood contest for the prettiest lawn and land-
- scaping.
-
- Of course, it would be silly to just stop there...just look around for some
- nice roadkill, there's always a possum here and there, and stuff it in the mail
- box. If you're really clever, you would have a sticker handy that said
- 'Special Delivery From Our Oven To Your Home' and have a little picture of Mrs.
- Baird or something. Before you leave, make sure you have a nice can of
- gasoline and pour a big puddle on the porch and make a trail to the side of
- the house. Next, go ring the doorbell and run to the side of the house and
- light the gasoline from there. When she opens the door she will see a huge
- trail of flame turning the corner and running up the front walk right for her.
- Usually after she slams the door you can here loud cussing followed by intense
- prayer. It's a real eye-openner.
-
- In case there is no neighborhood gossip, you don't have a girlfriend to sneak
- in, or if you're just not one of those religious types, just grab some threaded
- pipes, some caps for them, some baby food jars, rocks, baking soda, vinegar,
- gasoline, and of course matches, and head down to your local church. One of
- the first things to do is to grab a monk outfit and stand by the cross. It's
- good to have little contact explosives with you. I don't quite remember the
- recipe, but it involves a cookie sheet, petroleum jelly, black powder, and one
- or two other things but they are really cool to toss around.
-
- Hopefully this church has statues of Jesus, his mom and dad, and those three
- wise guys that you can stand with so you don't look too out of place. As
- little kids or old ladies walk by toss one of those contact explosives at their
- feet. Make sure it's a small piece because a good sized one will knock out a
- brick wall. After everyone is inside, grab a threaded pipe and put some rocks
- in it. Next fill the baby food jar with vinegar, then fill the pipe with
- baking soda, but not too much. Then put the caps on the pipe REAL tight. Do
- this a couple of times to get a good supply. Next, pour gasoline on the cross
- and light it. Scream about how Alla will forgive their evil ways and toss the
- pipes into the parking lot. Inside the pipe, the baby food jars should break
- and the baking soda and vinegar will mix, bubble heavily, and the pipe should
- explode sending pieces of metal, rocks, glass, and liquid in all directions.
- Now, since you've been seen you should uproot a bush and hold it behind you and
- run away so they will think you are a terrorist from Iraq and no one will think
- it was you.
-
- Well, I hope that gave you all good ideas on how to spend your Saturday nights!
- Just don't forget to carve PLA in one of the big trees around what ever you...
- visit....just so everyone knows that the Phone Losers are out to get them.
- Below the initials you might want to put a note saying that all bills will be
- covered by Chris Tomkinson and leave his address.
-
- The Official Phreakerz Manual - by RedRoyChiliPepper:
- ────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- Are you ready to be in the 3733178 Phreaking & Hacking scene?? Well, for all of
- you beginers, I've compiled all of the best text files along with my own
- extensive know-how to teach you, the novice, how to become one of the big guys
- in the scene.
-
- History:
- ───────
- Every real phreaker in the scene knows his history so here's a brief summary of
- how it all began and how it's progressed through the years... In the begining,
- there was one phreak who started it all. His name was Bob and every phreak in
- the world could eventually trace their origins to Bob. Bob, born in Tribune,
- Kansas, was a homeless man who was rummaging through a dumpster by the phone
- company building looking for the night's supper and some alluminum cans (Bob
- was an earth-conscience wino) when he came across a large blue manual labeled
- "Southwestern Bell's Blue Manual of Phone Company Tones E911 That Ordinary
- Citizens Should Never Never Never Ever Never Have Access To!" Gee, thought Bob,
- I could use this very large manual tonight to cover myself up with while I
- sleep on the park bench.
- That night, while having a little trouble sleeping (Bob had a bad case of
- insomnia), Bob began to read this manual and began to think about all he'd
- found and the next morning, sitting on the City Hall's steps used a Campbell's
- soup can, some string and various other electronic parts and assembled the
- world's first "Blue Box." With it, Bob was able to call anywhere on the block
- by using his blue box to mimick the phone company's own tones. Later that winter
- he met a man named John Draper who was in town for an anti-smoking conference
- who discovered that with a simple modification, Bob's blue box could call any-
- where in the world.
- A year later, in 1978, a lot had happened to John Draper. One morning he was
- looking around in the kitchen for his Frosted Flakes and was pissed when he
- found out that his room mate had eaten them all so he had to settle for Froot
- Loops instead. He ate four bowls so he could finally get to the bottom of the
- box to get the toy surprise, which was a plastic dildo for kids! After playing
- with the dildo for several hours, he found that when he blew into the end of
- it, he would hear a sound very close to 26,000,000 Htz, the same tone that his
- blue box made to control the phone company! John immediately adopted the handle
- Capt'n Crunch to throw the feds off and set out to Kroger's to buy out their
- entire suppy of Froot Loops.
- Eventually, word spread about the blue boxes and many other boxes began to
- be built by "phone phreaks", each one serving a different form of phone fraud.
- One of the more well known phreaks was a man named Joe Engressia, a deaf man
- who lived in Tennessee. He was eventually able to cause the pay phones in his
- college to give out free calls to the other students by whistling country songs
- into the phones. He found that when he whistled anything by Wayne Newton he
- could get a free call but since he was deaf, he had to get a friend to talk on
- the phone to whoever he reached for him. Joe was finally busted in the early
- eighties and sentenced to death in the state of Florida.
- In 1983 the controversial movie, War Games came out and gave birth to a new
- generation of computer hackers and phone phreaks. Starring Tom Cruise as a
- teen-age hacker, this movie told the story of a kid who came close to starting
- Operation Dessert Storm when he used his computer to call up the library and
- erase his outstanding overdue book late fees.
- In 1986, Erik Bloodaxe and Gail Thatckery started a publication called Phrack,
- which was run out of Erik's garage on his Timex Sinclair 1000 computer. Phrack
- continued to be the nation's leading hacker magazine until an investigator for
- Pacific Bell ate beans for supper and bought a 14.4 Hayes Accura modem and
- Phrack was shut down until the controversial E*32 article was found to have
- actually been written by Steve Jackson who ran a super-underground bbs called
- P-80 Systems.
- Today the scene is still alive and kicking. Hacker Kevin Mitnick was located
- and arrested for writing anarchy files detailing how to crash airplanes into
- the White House and how to make Drain-o bombs and Wal-Mart continues to give
- full money-back refunds to people who give them modem casings full of crushed
- Pepsi cans. No one has heard from Bob for over twenty years now.
-
- Phone Company Acronyms:
- ──────────────────────
- Now that you know all the history of the underground, it's time for the
- technical stuff. Below I'm going to list a few of the acronyms that the phone
- companies use.
-
- COSMOS - Computer Operations Mattel Or Something, I think. This is the system
- that the phone company uses to print out their paychecks
- LAC - Local Area Con. The phone company uses this term to inform people that
- there's a hacker conference in town.
- RBOC - Regional Big Office Center. This is where the big offices are located
- that the employees work in.
-
- Of course there's a whole lot more but I think that I'm too eleet to tell you.
- It's not really because I don't know myself. I know everything.
-
- Phone Phreak Conference Bridges:
- ───────────────────────────────
- One of the phone phreaks major sources of trading information is the phone
- companys' teleconferencing services. When you hook into one of these systems,
- you can talk with over two people at once! The phone company's technical term
- for this is three-way calling and the underground is currently working on ways
- to get this service so they can use it on their home phones. In the old days
- it was really easy to do with a Kitty Litter Box and everything but with the
- advancing technology and the 5EFF switching system, it's a little bit more
- complicated.
-
- K0dez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
- ────────────────────────────────────────────────
- Getting a hold of credit card and calling card numbers is a phreak's most
- important task. Every real phreak in the country has set up their home
- answering machine as a "code line" and then created an 800 number to their
- house and advertised the number on bbs systems and local newspapers for people
- to call. When you reach a code line, the owner will read off a bunch of good
- codes and then at the tone you leave your own. NEVER set up a code line on a
- VMB system you've infiltrated!! YOU WILL BE CAUGHT!! Always set up the code
- lines from your home phone. This is the proven safe way.
-
- Pay Phone Tricks:
- ────────────────
- We all know that using your home phone is the best place to use stolen calling
- cards and credit cards from, but sometimes it's necessary to use a pay phone,
- usually because a phreak is locked out of the house and didn't have his lock-
- picking anarchy filez on him. To get free calls on a pay phone, all you need is
- a "black box". This box mimicks the sound of slugs going into a pay phone and
- gives you free calls. If a phone company employee approaches you while you're
- black boxing, always smile and be friendly and show him your black box. It
- impresses the hell out of them when they learn about these things and most
- likely you'll make a new friend.
-
- Another little known trick is all of the Bell pay phones secret commands. Go
- to any Bell or GTE phone, pick up the handset, deposit a quarter and dial
- "24998-24001-29190904675971-87-429087" and just watch what happens! All of the
- money came out of the phone, right?? That's right, since Knight Lightning
- published that pay phone key schematic in his CoTNo magazine, the phone
- company stopped using keys altogether and use this access codes on all of the
- phones across the United States. (Of course, this only works on Bell and GTE
- phones.)
-
- Well, that's gonna be it for this issue. Perhaps in the next issue I'll speak
- a bit more on the new 5EFF switching systems, cellular hacking, putting your
- home fone in test mode and field phreaking.
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- │FOR SALE: One (1) GTE Public Pay Phone│WANTED: Any kind of fone answering│
- │ripped off the wall from Ed's Bar & Grill│machine that doesn't have remote│
- │in Waverly, Iowa. In good condition aside│access capabilities. I really need│
- │from a few scrapes and some grafitti here│an answering machine cheap but I│
- │and there. Features touch tone dialing,│cant have RedBoxChiliPepper always│
- │volume control, rigged for free calls,│listening to all my messages. Call│
- │filled with $200 in quarters that I can't│Chris Tomkinson at 618-258-0357.│
- │manage to get out. Weighs about 900 lbs &├──────────────────────────────────┤
- │I'm asking $2.00 for it. Call me at 801-│FOR SALE: One kidnapped AT&T oper-│
- │855-3326 if you're interested. WARNING:│ator. Old, wrinkly, wears glasses│
- │This product is equiped with a GTE Homing│and an operator headset all the│
- │Device (tm). If you buy this phone and│time. Answers to the name of Kay.│
- │live in GTE territory, they will drive a│Abducted earlier this week from│
- │bunch of trucks around your neighborhood│the AT&T building in Portland, OR│
- │and FIND you! Any buyers? │on Stark Street. Not really a very│
- ├─────────────────────────────────────────┴──────────┐friendly type but she│
- │FOR SALE, GODDAMMIT: One cocksucking cordless phone.│likes to answer the│
- │$30 obo or 15 packs of Marlboros. No longer needed│phone.Anyone interested│
- │because those dickweeds keep listening in on my│please send a self│
- │fucking conversation but just let 'em fucking try it│addressed, stamped en-│
- │again. I got the *32 all rigged with the phone│velope to 4361 Vine St.│
- │company and I'll find the little bastards. I know│Cincinnati, Ohio, 69842│
- │who you are, Roy. Call Dean Allsman, 618-xxx-xxxx│or call 1-800-328-2120.│
- ├─────────────────────────────────────────┬──────────┴───────────────────────┤
- │ GARAGE SALE: 1021 Broadway, Highland, IL│Would you like to leave an ad in │
- │ Sat & Sun, rain or shine. Clothes, toys,│the PLA Classified section? If so,│
- │ Wangs, Mainframes, red boxes, blue boxes│e-mail the classified department │
- │ lineman's handsets, nick knacks,┌───────┘at rbcp@big12.metrobbs.com or you │
- │ old crossbar switches, 500 meg│can phone in your ad at 512-370-4680.Rates│
- │ hard drives, phone company tech│are 15-20 words, free and 21 words or more│
- │ manuals, electronics, lot more!│will cost your soul. Just check "bill me."│
- └─────────────────────────────────┴──────────────────────────────────────────┘
-
- How To Build A Beige Box - by Calimar Rasputan (Caffeine Boy):
- ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- First, get a phone with a cord. Cut the jack off. Put roach clips on the wires.
- Find a box. Use it.
-
-
- Roy, New Mexico Telephone Directory:
- ───────────────────────────────────
- PLA is proud to be the first to bring you the Roy, New Mexico telephone
- directory. Below is the number of every listed person in Roy's September 1995
- telephone book. Also included are a few phone conversation transcripts from
- when I called up residents of Roy and interviewed them. None of them are made
- up, these are actual conversations that I transcribed from tapes. Residents of
- Roy are awaiting your calls!
-
- <<A>>
- Abernathy, E H................485-2417 Alexander, Bernice............485-2249
- Ambulance..........................911 Anderson, Dorothy G...........485-2489
- Anderson, Grady O.............485-2573 Anderson, Hob.................485-2691
- Anderson, Richard Ray.........485-2504 Andreas, Ebell................485-2661
- Archuleta, Henry..............485-2291 Archuleta, Tony...............485-2284
- Atkins, Joe A.................374-8648
-
- <<B>>
- Baca, Henry Jr................485-2231 Baca, John M..................485-2605
- Bada, Jerry...................485-2430 Bada, Ruth....................485-2524
- Baker, Darrel.................485-2476 Barbeau, Roland G.............485-2411
- Baum, James...................485-2538 Beard, Earl B.................485-2450
- Beard, Elmer..................485-2460 Beard, Floyd W................485-2465
- Belvin, Jimmy.................485-2440 Bencomo, Ben..................485-2556
- Bennett, S A..................485-2494 Berner, Wallance D............485-2485
- Blasi, John...................485-2232 Blosser A C...................485-2530
- Boulware, Richard.............485-2508 Bowman, Willis W Jr...........485-2514
- Brock, Stephen L..............485-2554 Brockman, Gene................485-2420
- Brown, Trigg..................485-2483 Burton, Neil..................485-2674
-
- <<C>>
- Cactus Flower Gifts...........485-2626 Cates, John C.................485-2218
- Chisum, Curtis Carl...........485-2688 Clavel, C J Jody..............485-2543
- Clavel, Joe...................485-2591 Couch, Ottie..................485-2226
- Craig, Jim....................485-2660
-
- <<D>>
- DeHerrera, Ernest.............485-2617 DeLano, Mike..................485-2449
- Deschamps, Emilio.............485-2428 Deschamps, Gilbert............485-2240
- Dikeman, Gerald...............485-2250 Du La, Bruce..................485-2551
-
- <<E>>
- Eastern Plains Title 111......485-2639 Ebell, Anthony Sister.........485-2676
- Ebell, Anothony & Terry.......485-2252 Ebell, Bonifacio..............485-2265
- Ebell, Bonifacio S............485-2667 Ebell, Hilario................485-2241
- Ebell, Horacio J..............485-2260 Esquibel, Annette.............485-2436
- Esquibel, Antonio & Felicia...485-2408 Esquibel, Cassie..............485-2643
- Esquibel, Charlie.............485-2243 Esquibel, Johnny E............485-2640
- Esquibel, Lencho..............485-2293 Esquibel, Secundino...........485-2623
-
- <<F>>
- Farley Ranch-Flemming Camp....485-2515 Farley Ranch..................485-2575
- Farley School.................485-2606 Fire Department....................911
- First Baptist Church..........485-2679 Floershiem, Allen.............485-2211
- Floershiem Printing...........485-2212 Floershiem Printing Line 2....485-2213
- Fluhman, Ernest Warner Jr.....485-2582 Fluhman, Lee & Sherrita.......485-2586
-
- <<G>>
- Gallagher, J E................485-2224 Garcia, Jimmy.................485-2431
- Garrison, Harrell.............485-2568 Gift, Fred....................485-2440
- Gillespie, G P................485-2517 Gilstrap, Phil................485-2233
- Glaze, James & Ross...........485-2525 Gonzales, Eloy T..............485-2650
- Gonzales, Maria J.............485-2246 Gutierrez, Ernest.............485-2665
-
- <<H>>
- Harding County Fire District..485-2637 Harding Magistrate Court......485-2549
- Hartley, Pat..................485-2534 Hartley, Pat (Mobile Unit??)..763-5575
- Hazen, Billy..................485-2696 Hazen, Richard................485-2618
- Heimann, Frank................485-2507 Hephner, Anthony & Cathie.....485-2269
- Herron, L Allen...............485-2636 Hicks, Bob....................485-2544
- Holy Family St. Joseph Parish.485-2579 Hooper, Edith.................485-2592
-
- <<I>>
- Ivey, A E.....................485-2276 Ivey, Era Allice Mrs..........485-2562
-
- <<J>>
- Jeffers, Viola................485-2433 Johnson, Carroll Mrs..........485-2227
- Judy, Rod.....................485-2649
-
- <<K>>
- KGM Electric..................485-2217 Kidd, Champ...................485-2296
- Kirkland, J H.................485-2295 Kitzing, August...............485-2285
-
- <<L>>
- Latham, John..................485-2536 Laumbach, Alfred C............485-2457
- Laumbach, Pedro J.............485-2678 Laumbach, Rick................485-2253
- Ledoux, Pat...................485-2621 Linder, Dave W................485-2427
- Lovato, Joe M.................485-2692 Lovato, Manuel................485-2201
- Lovato, Tody..................485-2629 Lucero, G A...................485-2414
- Lujan.........................485-2266 Lujan, Louis A................485-2468
-
- <<M>>
- Mackey, Monroe................485-2296 Madole, Wyman.................485-2237
- Maestas, Frank................485-2689 Mahoney J H Construction......485-2244
- Mahoney, John A...............485-2572 Manly, Ray E..................485-2279
- Martha's Cafe.................485-2661 Martin W F....................485-2219
- Martinez, Berthn..............485-2466 Martinez, Frances G...........485-2215
- Martinez, George & Rachel.....485-2217 Martinez, Nick Jr.............485-2255
- Masonic Lodge.................485-2546 Mayer, Doc & Corolyn..........485-2462
- McDonald, Harrison............485-2287 McGlaun, Casey................485-2687
- Menapace, M E.................485-2259 Mesa Hotel....................485-2661
- Methodist Parsonage...........485-2594 Mike's Conoco.................485-2267
- Milson D S....................485-2298 Mitchell, Chet................485-2547
- Mitchell, Ed..................485-2589 Montoya, Florencio J..........485-2223
- Montoya, Michael..............485-2270 Moore, Jack...................485-2685
- Motor Vehicle Division........485-2607
-
- <<N>>
- New Mexico Highway & Trans....485-2646 New Mexico Highway Department.485-2697
- New Mexico Park Service.......485-2424 New Mexico State Land Office..485-2627
- Nucci, Eugene J...............485-2662
-
- <<O>>
- Olivas, Julian & Helen........485-2636
-
- <<P>>
- Payton, Leon..................485-2297 Pendleton, D C................485-2248
- Pendleton Oil & Gas Company...485-2262 Pendleton Station.............485-2542
- Pendleton, Stephen R..........485-2630 Perea, Richard................485-2288
- Pete's Boots & Saddles........485-2220 Police Department.............485-2204
- Popejoy Construction Co Inc...485-2454 Porterfield, Harold...........485-2202
- Powell, Mary..................485-2432 Prichard, Donald..............485-2595
-
- <<Q>>
- Quintana, Lucille.............485-2670 Quintana, Pete................485-2271
- Quintana, Roy T...............485-2238
-
- <<R>>
- Rael, M.......................485-2577 Raska, Wayne..................485-2624
- Ray, Donna....................485-2545 Ray, George H 3rd.............485-2559
- Ray Ranch.....................485-2559 Ray, Wendy & Rocky............485-2619
- Redlich, Frank................485-2490 Reese Ranch Store.............485-2426
- Rice..........................485-2687 Rigoni, Brenda F..............485-2570
- Rigoni, James.................485-2634 Rigoni, Roy...................485-2283
- Romero, Edward................485-2653 Romero, Santos & Faye.........485-2564
- Roy Feed Store................485-2626 Roy Public School.............485-2521
- Roy Public School (Suptndt)...485-2242 Roy Sundries..................485-9939
- Roy Village Clerk.............485-2541 Roy Matenance.................485-2435
- Roy Marshall (Police Dept)....485-2204 Water Superintendent..........485-2435
-
- <<S>>
- S O Ranch.....................485-2688 S O Ranch Camp................485-2537
- Sanchez, Maria Martinez.......485-2503 Sande, Dean...................485-2655
- Sandoval, Alfred Jr...........485-2616 Saunders, Juanita & Gary......485-2406
- Scott, Allen..................485-2657 Scott, Carl...................485-2628
- Scott, Keith..................485-2652 Scott's Stop 'N' Shop.........485-2299
- Self, Dolty & Betty...........485-2275 Self, Roy H...................485-2236
- Shaw, Albert..................485-2264 Shurbet, L V..................485-2239
- Skies, Cliff..................485-2575 Skiles, Cliff.................485-2515
- Smith, Bryce..................485-2520 Smith, Thomas.................485-2598
- Springer Electric Cooperative.485-2253 Sussman, Norman & Gabriele....485-2222
-
- <<T>>
- Tafoya, Delfinia..............485-2593 Tafoya, Steve.................485-2695
- Taylor, Bennie................485-2282 Telles, M A...................485-2588
- The Bank of New Mexico........485-2281 Trampe, Agnes.................485-2221
-
- <<U>>
- Ulibarri, Larry...............485-0334 Soil Conservation Service.....485-2294
- U.S. Post Office..............485-2648 Unruh, Herman & Helen.........485-2592
-
- <<V>>
- Velasquez, John...............485-2234
-
- <<W>>
- Wadlington, Virginia..........485-2555 Wallis, Francis...............485-6101
- Weathers, L...................485-2461 Weathers, T Allen.............485-2539
- Weisdorfer, Charles Ivan......485-2254 Weisdorfer, Donald............485-2256
- Weisdorger, Donald............485-2671 Wood, Travis..................485-2693
-
- <<XYZ>>
- Ybarra, Amadeo................485-2610 Ybarra, Carmen................485-2690
- Ybarra Propane................485-2686 Zachry, Dellas G..............485-2654
-
- Their phone company is called Enmr Telephone Cooperative, Inc. Their business
- office's number is 1-800-432-2369 and repair service is also 1-800-432-2369.
-
- Interviews With Roy Residents:
- ─────────────────────────────
- Cactus Flower Gifts: I called here and a very nice lady answered the phone.
- Their phone number is 485-2626 so it's obvious that this is Emanuel Goldstien's
- Roy Headquarters for 2600 Magazine.
-
- HER: Cactus Flower Gifts.
- ME:: What kind of flowers can I get there?
- HER: Well, we don't actually have any flowers available right now.
- ME:: Isn't this a flower shop?
- HER: No, it's a gift shop.
- ME:: Like sort of a souvineer shop??
- HER: Yeah.
- ME:: Hey, cool, do you have anything with "Roy New Mexico" printed on it?
- HER: Hmmm, well, we have coffee mugs and some magnets.
- ME:: How much are the magnets?
- HER: They're $2.10, that'd be $2.22 with tax.
- ME:: Do you think I could send you a money order and you could mail it to me?
- HER: No, I don't think that'd be a problem.
- ME:: Okay, could I get your address there?
- HER: It's P.O. Box 98, Roy, New Mexico, 87743.
- ME:: Do the magnets have "Roy" printed on them? Any with a cactus on it?
- HER: (Rummages through her magnets...) Yeah, here's one...It's got a cactus, a
- road runner and has Roy, NM printed along the bottom.
- ME:: Cool, well, I'll send you the money and a little extra for postage first
- thing in the morning then!
- HER: Okay, well, thank you.
-
- Funny, not once did she act like it was weird that I was calling to mail order
- something, nor did she ask me where I was calling from. Unfortunately I was
- making all these calls on July 4th so I wasn't able to talk to the police
- ┌───────────────────────────────────┐station. But several stores were still
- │ -CLOSED- │open and a lot of residents were home to
- │THE ROY POLICE DEPARTMENT IS CLOSED│talk to. I was able to get ahold of Travis
- │TODAY IN OBSERVANCE OF INDEPENDENCE│Wood and have a few words with him:
- │DAY. PLEASE DO NOT COMMIT ANY KIND│
- │OF CRIMES OR DIE TODAY. THANK YOU!│TRAVIS: Hello?
- └───────────────────────────────────┘RBCP: Hi, I'm with the Los Angeles Daily
- news in California. We're just doing an interview to the residents of Roy, New
- Mexico concerning the recent UFO sightings over your town.
- TRAV: Oh. Well, I don't know about any UFOs being sighted over the city. Have
- you had any reports of 'em?
- RBCP: Oh, tons! It's all over the news and the papers over here. And also in
- New York where I've been doing some work.
- TRAV: I'm not aware of very much. Of course, there's been some reports here,
- I know.
- RBCP: Yes, and there was a lot around Wagon Mound, too.
- TRAV: Yes, uh huh.
- RBCP: Have you heard anything about this?
- TRAV: Not recently, no.
- RBCP: Okay, well I'll just call some other people in the book here. Thanks a
- lot for your time.
-
- Then I called up Herman & Helen and let Zak speak a bit on the same topic:
-
- HELEN: Hello?
- ZAK: Is this Helen?
- HLN: Yes it is.
- ZAK: This is Alex from the New York times in New York City.
- HLN: It's who?
- ZAK: The New York Times, the newspaper in New York City...Hello?
- HLN: Hello?
- ZAK: Yes, I'm with the newspaper. The BIG one in New York City.
- RBCP: New York City??
- HLN: I'm not interested in it, I don't think...
- ZAK: No, no, we don't deliver out there, HELL no! I'm calling about the UFO
- sightings over your town.
- HLN: Well I just don't know nothing about it.
- ZAK: Hmmmm, well last night there was a big UFO sighted over your town and it's
- in all the newspapers and on T.V. You didn't see anything like that?
- HLN: No sir, I sure haven't.
- ZAK: Well, the reports here say that they came for those neat little magnets
- with the cactus and the roadrunner on them. And they wanted to kidnap
- people named Herman. Do you know anyone named Herman?
- HLN: Yes, I know someone.
- ZAK: Who do you know named Herman?
- HLN: I know someone named Herman, yes.
- ZAK: Who is it?
- HLN: It's my husband.
- ZAK: Oh, you should probably hide him because, you know, the aliens might get
- him.
-
- It ended up that Herman was also on the phone listening in and the phone call
- ended kind of lamely. Our next phone call was to Bob Hicks. I had to talk to
- his wife about my bubble mower being stolen by two danged kids.
-
- ME:: Hello, is Bob home?
- HER: I think he's around somewhere but not very close. Can I have him call you?
- ME:: Well, this is Ross. Ross Glaze. And some kids just came over here and
- stole my ridin' mower! Have you seen 'em drivin' around your house there?
- HER: No, I haven't. Who'd you say this is?
- ME:: Two stupid little kids drivin' my ridin' mower all over the place. This
- is Ross Glaze, down the street, cross town, 'round the bend.
- HER: Where are you from?
- ME:: I'm here in Roy.
- HER: Well, there hadn't been anyone around here.
- ME:: Well, if you see 'em you give me a call back, okay?
- HER: What's your number?
- ME:: It's 2525.
- HER: Okay, I will.
- ME:: Thank you, bye!
-
- Leon Payton was a fun person to call because he wasn't home and I got to talk
- to his answering machine. Me, being the amazing unbelievable hacker that I am,
- was able to conquer his one digit passcode on his answering machine, listen to
- his messages, erase them and then change his greeting.
-
- OLD MESSAGE:
- "Hello. This is Leon. I am unable to answer the telephone right now, but if
- you will leave your name and telephone number, I will return your call."
-
- NEW AND IMPROVED MESSAGE:
- "Hello, this answering machine has been infiltrated by the Phone Losers of
- America. You HAVE reached the PLA headquarters in Roy, New Mexico. Leon no
- longer owns this machine or the house. It's all been taken over by the PLA.
- Unfortunately no one is here to answer your call, but if you leave your name,
- number and a message, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you
- for calling..."
-
-
- _______________________________________________________________________________
- ---Phone Losers Of America Headline News---
- _______________________________________________________________________________
-
- Retired Switchboard Operator Recalls Listening In:
- ─────────────────────────────────────────────────
- 3/26/94 broadcast news
-
- DANIEL ZWERDLING, Host: In the 1940's and '50's Veladie Parker worked as a
- switchboard operator in the small town of McGreggor in East Texas. And Parker
- says that like most telephone operators, she would occasionally pass time
- listening in on people's telephone calls.
-
- VELADIE PARKER: We knew everybody who was doing things they shouldn't be doing.
- We knew boyfriends, girlfriends, oh yes, we knew. And we talked about it among
- ourselves, but we didn't make gossip of it. Because you know, when I was in
- Waco and they trained me, Miss Mamie trained me, and she said, now, I'm going
- to tell you it is not against the law to listen in, but it is against the
- federal law to repeat it, and you know information begs to be told. Never
- would forget that, never will, a hundred years ago. [laughter]
-
- [music]
-
- MS. PARKER: There was a killer out, it has been a long, long time ago, and he
- broke out of jail and I was working on nights and he killed about six people
- in East Texas, I think, and he was out. I just happened to pick up a call
- where he was, and, boy, it hit me like that. And I pondered and pondered and
- pondered over it, you know. And so, I finally called the Texas Rangers and
- told them and, so, he was done away with pretty quick after that. That was one
- thing that's been on my mind all my life.
-
- Teen-agers and Their Families Are Victims of Telephone Chat Lines:
- ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
- [The following is a news transcript I found in the library computers and
- thought it was interesting. I used to really be into the chat line scene,
- but not in the 515 area. This article is really accurate about how people
- get addicted to these things...RBCP]
-
- Dateline NBC Friday Dec2, 1994
-
- BRYANT GUMBEL reporting: Good evening. It's a fact of life that kids,
- especially teen-agers, spend a lot of time on the phone. So it should come as
- no surprise that so-called 'chat lines' have become the latest craze of some
- young people. The lines seem innocent enough, but there is a downside. We
- found teen-agers who became obsessed--in one case even running away to live
- with strangers from the chat line. Here's Lea Thompson with part three of our
- DATELINE investigation. DIALING FOR DOLLAR$ [<-they think they're eleet]
-
- Offscreen Voice: (From telephone) What's up? You've reached the rap line.
-
- ALEXIS: It really gets you addicted because you want to keep calling these
- people.
-
- LEA THOMPSON reporting: (voiceover) It's a totally teen phenomenon.
-
- Ms. KYLE BURGER: I got hooked on it, and I kept calling it.
-
- Offscreen Voice: (From telephone) Welcome to the line with you in mind.
-
- ALEXIS: I spent almost 24 hours a day on that line.
-
- THOMPSON: Anyone can join this party line of the young and the restless; half
- a dozen can share conversation on one line. It's advertised as free but it can
- be very expensive and dangerous.
-
- ALEXIS: I never thought it would lead to this. This never crosses your mind
- when you pick up a phone. I mean, it's a phone. Who would know it could tear
- your family apart so much?
-
- THOMPSON: What did you talk about?
-
- ALEXIS: Anything. There was--you could say anything and everything.
-
- THOMPSON: But you talked for hours at a time?
-
- ALEXIS: Oh, god. I talked for days at a time!
-
- THOMPSON: Alexis says she got addicted to chat lines after she changed schools
- and started having a lot of trouble fitting in. What did the chat line do for
- you that you couldn't get from your friends?
-
- ALEXIS: I guess more acceptance, you know. I was always a very insecure person.
-
- THOMPSON: For Alexis, the cost of this long-distance belonging was very high,
- higher than anyone could imagine.
-
- ALEXIS: I admit I was totally hooked on that line.
-
- THOMPSON: Every time things heated up at home over the phone bills, the 14
- year old would take off across the country to live with adults, men and women
- she'd met on the chat line.
-
- ALEXIS: There was, ranging from 19 years old to--I think the oldest I was with
- was twenty-five.
-
- THOMPSON: And she did it not once or twice but six times. You just blindly
- went off and met these people without a second thought?
-
- ALEXIS: Oh yeah, no thought at all. It was just, you know, I'm getting away
- from my problems. I'm--it's always in the TV or newspapers that yes, you know,
- this person's been raped and killed or so and so; but it never occurred to me
- that it could actually happen to me.
-
- THOMPSON: But it occurred to her father, Bill, who was desperately trying to
- find her.
-
- BILL: Yes, we were worried every time she was gone.
-
- THOMPSON: And Alexis had run up more than $4,000 in long distance bills. When
- her father couldn't pay, the phone was disconnected. But that isn't supposed
- to happen. Two years ago, Congress wrote a law to protect families from phone
- nightmares like this. The law says that services like chat lines are supposed
- to be on 900 numbers, numbers parents can have blocked. It says you can dispute
- a 900-call charge without being disconnected. To get around the law, chat lines
- have moved their services onto regular long-distance lines, and that strips
- parents of the power to protect themselves and their kids. As a result, Bill
- had no recourse when Pacific Bell disconnected his service, and he was reduced
- to calling Alexis' chat-line friends to try to find her.
-
- Offscreen Voice: (from telephone) A place to talk to girls and guys from all
- over the hood...
-
- BILL: We spent hours at pay phones calling people on the chat line.
-
- THOMPSON: It worked and he brought her home. But then he almost lost her for
- good. Alexis says her life was a disaster, and the bills and the anger and the
- guilt were too much.
-
- ALEXIS: And I attempted suicide and ended up in intensive care on my birthday.
- And that was, like, one of the worst times in my life.
-
- BILL: It's been a pure hell. Nothing mattered to her as much as being on the
- phone.
-
- Offscreen Voice: (from telephone) Hey, everyone, thanks for calling. You've
- reached the most raging party line in the country.
-
- THOMPSON: Seventeen-year-old Kyle Burger was also lured into the chat-line
- scene, much to the dismay of her mother.
-
- Ms. MARY BURGER: It makes me angry because the kids don't know any better.
-
- KYLE BURGER: My friend gave me the phone number. That because my new set of
- friends.
-
- THOMPSON: Mary Burger says kids often get started after reading the dozens of
- chat-line adds in magazines like Rolling Stone or Spin. The ads say it is 'hip'
- and 'hot' and 'sexy' and 'free'--free.
-
- THOMPSON: Did you think it was free?
-
- KYLE BURGER: The introduction to the party line was misleading.
-
- THOMPSON: With her mother's permission, Kyle showed us how to get to her
- favorite chat line. It's a 515 area code.
-
- Offscreen Voice: (from telephone) This is...(unintelligible)...the one and
- only, your personal connection to the hottest free party lines around.
-
- THOMPSON: It said 'free.'
-
- KYLE BURGER: It did.
-
- THOMPSON: Do you believe you were doing enough to try to cut her off?
-
- Ms. MARY BURGER: I was locking up the telephones. I would lock them in the
- trunk of my car. And you have to understand, too, that by the time I had my
- first bill, we were halfway into another billing cycle, so, you know, probably
- $3-$400 worth of charges already in place before I found out about it for the
- very first time.
-
- THOMPSON: Mary also found out that Kyle was hearing more that just idle chat
- on these lines.
-
- KYLE BURGER: Hello? Do I have any daughters? No.
-
- THOMPSON: When we heard the man on the other end of this call tell Kyle he was
- watching a child porn film, we cut it off. Kyle's mother went on a crusade to
- track down who was behind all of this. It turned out to be a complicated trail,
- full of surprises. You might think her search would take her to Las Vagas, New
- York, LA, but that 515 area code on her telephone bills led her to this small
- town of Jefferson, Iowa. It's become the unlikely crossroads for hundreds of
- chat and sex lines. This area may be known as the home of corn and cattle, but
- now chat lines are a major cash crop. According to public records, in the two
- years since the small Jefferson Telephone Company hooked up with the chat and
- sex line operator, its profits have jumped from $352,000 a year to $2,216,000
- a year.
-
- BILL: It's amazing. I mean, obviously they've latched on a gold mine.
-
- THOMPSON: The Jefferson Telephone Company first told us it had severed its
- relationship with the company that actually programs the chat lines. Jefferson
- Telephone refused to be interviewed on camera, but in a letter to Dateline
- said, 'because some people find parts of the programming objectionable, we did
- the right thing in terminating the contract.' But Kyle Burger had no trouble
- getting Jefferson's 515 party line. Jefferson admits the contract with the
- company requires it to keep the lines open for up to one year after giving
- notice. And who is that contract with?
-
- Ms. MARY BURGER: His name's Ian Eisenberg.
-
- THOMPSON: When Mary Burger complained to the Jefferson Telephone Company, she
- was sent to Ian and Joel Eisenberg.
-
- Ms. MARY BURGER: And I said, 'I'm not going to go away. I want you to know that
- I'm going to be your worst nightmare.'
-
- THOMPSON: The man in the Rolls Royce is Joel Eisenberg. Eisenberg's business
- took in more than $63 million a year, according to documents filed in court in
- 1991 by the IRS. He then was running 72 separate corporations, almost all in
- the phone-entertainment business. Eisenberg gained national attention in the
- late '80s when he ran a TV ad encouraging kids to call Santa Claus on a 900
- pay line. It instructed children to hold up the phone to the TV. Then the
- commercial played the telephone tones and the call was automatically connected.
-
- The IRS has investigated whather Joel Eisenberg underreported his income. The
- agency raided his Seattle offices in 1991. No charges have been filed. Mean-
- while, the elder Eisenberg has passed the chat-line business off to his son,
- Ian. We wanted to talk to Joel and Ian Eisenberg. They wouldn't respond to our
- request for an interview, so we tried in person.
-
- (Thompson waiting by car as man leaves car)
-
- THOMPSON: Mr. Eisenberg?
-
- JOEL EISENBERG: Yes.
-
- THOMPSON: How do you do? I'm Lea Thompson from DATELINE NBC.
-
- JOEL EISENBERG: Hi. How are you?
-
- THOMPSON: I wonder if I could talk to you a little bit about your business.
-
- JOEL EISENBERG: I'm afraid not.
-
- THOMPSON: (seconds later, Ian showed up for work) Are you Mr. Eisenberg?
-
- IAN EISENBERG: You are?
-
- THOMPSON: Lea Thompson from DATELINE NBC. I wonder if I could talk to you a
- little bit about you and your father's business. We'd like to talk to you about
- the chat lines. People say that you're running ads that say the chat lines are
- free, and then they get these huge bills, and they want to know how you can
- call your chat lines 'free'?
-
- While Ian Eisenberg didn't answer, industry insiders say the chat is free
- because you only pay the long-distance charges. So how do people like the
- Eisenbergs make so much money? Well, Jefferson Telephone says it gives the
- Eisenbergs a cut of what it collects. We went to the Federal Communications
- Commission to ask if it was legal for a phone company to do that. Now the FCC
- is asking questions, too.
-
- KATHLEEN WALLMAN (FCC): We've commenced an investigation of the Jefferson
- Company, including an audit of its books, and that compensation arrangement is
- one of the things we're looking at.
-
- THOMPSON: People like Mary Burger never heard about chat lines until eight
- months ago. Now she says they represent expense and exploitation that never
- seems to end.
-
- MARY BURGER: I felt victimized by the Ian Eisenbergs of the world, and I felt
- victimized by the phone companies, and I felt victimized by my own daughter.
-
- THOMPSON: What did it do to your family?
-
- MARY BURGER: It made enemies out of us. I'm sorry.
-
- THOMPSON: It tore your family apart.
-
- MARY BURGER: It put my daughter in touch with people that--that I felt weren't
- good for her. It brought a lot of hatred and animosity into my home. It's not
- been easy to deal with.
-
- GUMBEL: If you feel that your child is spending too much time on chat lines,
- try calling your local phone company. They can't help too much, but there are
- a few that will block the number for you.
-
- Become A PLA Distribution Site Today!:
- ─────────────────────────────────────
- Below is the current list of listed Phone Loser distribution sites. If you'd
- like to become a PLA distribution site or already carry the PLA files on your
- board, fill out the application form attached below. (Especially if your area
- code isn't in the below list.) Please note that some of these boards aren't
- "offical" sites, but just boards that happen to carry our files on them.
-
- 206-859-9469 Dark Side of the Moon.........................Seattle, Washington
- 208-466-1679 King's Domain........................................Nampa, Idaho
- 301-884-5012 Studio 54................................Mechanicsville, Maryland
- 303-343-4053 Hacker's Haven...................................Aurora, Colorado
- 303-932-1195 Twenty Miles North of Nowhere............................Colorado
- 312-528-5020 Ripco...........................................Chicago, Illinois
- 319-234-3654 UnderDark..........................................Waterloo, Iowa
- 360-297-4049 The Coven................................ ...Kingston, Washington
- 405-341-9361 Phreaks of the Industry...................Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
- 405-720-1666 Dissident.................................Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
- 503-636-3855 The Bin..........................................Portland, Oregon
- 510-743-0603 Terminal Drift...............................East Bay, California
- 512-458-3409 The Sprawl..........................................Austin, Texas
- 512-790-8989 Aurora Magellan...................................Rockport, Texas
- 512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems.........................Corpus Christi, Texas
- 512-883-7543 Whombat Communications...(RBCP's Lame BBS)..Corpus Christi, Texas
- 514-725-0189 Sillicon Underground.............................Montreal, Quebec
- 616-373-5885 Larcenist's Keep..............................Kalamazoo, Michigan
- 618-797-2339 Roy's Place (PLA Original WHQ).............Granite City, Illinois
- 619-451-2174,,11,11 Sea of Green.........................San Diego, California
- 703-362-9629 The Other Side of Reality................................Virginia
- 717-788-7435 Cyber-Sphincter...............................Drums, Pennsylvania
- 810-348-0421 Daddy Hill House.............................Northville, Michigan
- 907-780-6760 Syenergy...........................................Juneau, Alaska
-
- ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┐
- │ │
- │ ┘ │ │ / │ │
- │ ┌──┘ │ ┌── │ Application To Be A Phone Loser Distribution Site │
- │ ─┘ ───┘ ─┘ ─┘ │
- ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
- │ So, you'd like to be one of the "official" distribution sites for the Fone │
- │ Losers of America? Why?? You know, when everybody finds out that you're │
- │ pathetic enough to carry PLA on your system they're all just going to │
- │ laugh at you and make fun of you and have your home phone turned into a │
- │ pay phone but if you really, really insist, here's the application... │
- │ │
- │ Really, there's no application about it. Anyone who wants to can become a │
- │ distribution site, all you have to do is apply. What do you get out of it? │
- │ Well, you get put on the Distribution List. Other than that, nothing really│
- │ special happens to you and you still won't have any friends, you'll just │
- │ have a bunch of crappy files on your hard drive. │
- ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
- │──────────────────────────────PLApplication:────────────────────────────────│
- │ │
- │ Name of Your BBS:________________________________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ Podunk Town & State You Live In:_________________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ Telephone Number(s):_____________________________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ Your Handle:_____________________________________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ Internet Address:________________________________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ How Long Has Your BBS Existed?_____________Cactus?_______________________ │
- │ │
- │ Alternative Means of Contacting You:_____________________________________ │
- │ │
- │ _________________________________________________________________________ │
- ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
- │ Here's how it works: Send this form back to the PLA and you'll be added to │
- │ the distribution list. You can send this back via internet or by calling │
- │ one of the PLA Systems, listed at the end of this file. If for some reason │
- │ you can't contact us in e-mail, you can leave a voice request on the PLA │
- │ voicemail box. If all else fails, U.S. mail will be fine. │
- │ │
- │ If you have an e-mail account, you'll get the issues within 24 hours of │
- │ their release. If you call one of the PLA Data Lines, you can also get it │
- │ pretty quick. If you absolutely can not call long distance, let us know and│
- │ we'll call your system and upload the files periodically. Keep in mind, if │
- │ you're unable to call long distance for free, we'll be making fun of you │
- │ behind your back all the time, but we'll still be nice enough to upload the│
- │ issues to you, maybe. (Especially if it's a board I frequent.) │
- │ │
- │ RULES AND REGURLASHINS: │
- │ │
- │ o You have to designate a section in your files area that is only for PLA │
- │ texts, graphics, etc. │
- │ o Every user, no matter how lame he is or how much you despise him or even │
- │ if he used the PLA hacking technique on your BBS, must have access to the│
- │ PLA section of your system. │
- │ o If any member of the PLA is to log on to your board, you must give him │
- │ full & complete access, which includes, but is not limited to access to │
- │ all of your text files, all your illegal warez, utilities, your Telix │
- │ .FON directory with your bbs list and passwords, your personal Doogie │
- │ Howser diary, personal mail, word processing files, financial records, │
- │ etc, etc, etc... If a PLA member continues to call your bbs, you must │
- │ start sending him/her lots of money in the mail and telling everyone how │
- │ cool he/she is. │
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- │ Well, that's about it. If you really think I'm going to try and enforce any│
- │ of these rules, you're on drugs. This is just what I prefer. I mean, it's │
- │ not like PLA contains any kind of valuable information to the point of you │
- │ needing to only let the elite users have access to it. So, mail off this │
- │ application ASAP and you're on your way to fame and fortune. │
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- ╒═════════════Contact═The═Phone═Losers═Of═America═Nearest═You!═══════════════╕
- │ Voice: │ Data: │
- │ 512-370-4680 PLA Voicemail System │ 618-797-2339 PLA BBS Illinois Line │
- │ 314-995-1261 Zak's VMB System │ 512-883-7543 PLA BBS Texas Line │
- ╞════════════════════════════════════╡ 512-851-8317 Sonic Youth Systems │
- │ U.S. Mailing Address: ╞═══════════════════════════════════════╡
- │ Phone Losers Of America │ FTP Site: FTP.FC.NET │
- │ P.O. Box 3642 │ directory pub\deadkat\phreaking\PLA │
- │ Corpus Christi, TX 78463 │ (Thanks to Disorder & Deadkat!) │
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- │ Internet: rbcp@big12.metrobbs.com (To contact RedBoxChiliPepper) │
- │ cactus@basenet.net (To contact Zak a.k.a. el_jefe) │
- │ collcard@big12.metrobbs.com (To contact Colleen Card) │
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