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- This is ILLEGAL #26, rewritten from paper by King Fisher / Triad. The German
- parts (in all 4 articles) are left out since I can't read, nor translate,
- German.
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- THE TRIAD MAGAZINE
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- IT'S
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- BUT WHO CARES?
-
-
- The March issue, featurin':
-
-
- HOT NEWS! in
- "Mad All's Mailbox and
- "News form the inner section"
-
- ARCADE ACTION The Arcade Games Reviews,
- this month: "1942" and
- old "RASTAN".
-
- PHONE FREAKIN' Being online:
- Starting a conference
- from Europe!?
-
- INTERVIEW An Interview with
- a MAN and a MACHINE!?
-
-
- WHO'S HOT, WHO'S NOT, WHO'S NASTY and WHO'S NICE???
-
-
- MEETING REPORTS from Venlo and
- Bielefeld / SHiELD
-
- THE STORY OF... Read an Utopian novel that
- SYSTEM 4 involves you, you and you!
-
- SOON COMING... Interestin' warez
- are announced, mon!
-
- AND MANY MORE... Don't forget
-
- THE CHARTS about
- Demos, Games
- and Crackers!
-
-
- YO! Are you always wondering where all these big pirates live? We hope we could
- help you with... "The European Crackers Map!"
- Jeff Smart
-
- +----------------------------------------------+
- | THE EUROPEAN CRACKERS MAP, Anno 1988 |
- | (Picture showing a european map) |
- | |
- | COUNTRY LOCATION GROUP |
- +----------------------------------------------+
- | NORWAY S TDF |
- | SWEDEN NE TRIAD |
- | S FAIRLIGHT |
- | DENMARK N DOM |
- | TRIANGLE |
- | E DG |
- | S TPI |
- | UNITED KINGDOM W SCG |
- | E FUSION |
- | SE SIGMA |
- | IKARI |
- | BENELUX NE HOTLINE |
- | E ORION |
- | S FAC |
- | NW CFR |
- | FRANCE DCU |
- | NE C64CG |
- | GERMANY N J.S. |
- | RWE |
- | TWG |
- | W SHARKS |
- | ACE |
- | SAP |
- | SE BEASTIE BOYS |
- | SWITZERLAND NE SCA |
- | AUSTRIA W TSK |
- | NE TAU |
- | ITALY N NICS |
- | F4CG |
- | DUN BY JEFFIE |
- +----------------------------------------------+
- | (The map also marks out "The Pope" at Rome, |
- | "Mafioso" in southern italy, and "El Torro |
- | Cracking Service" in Spain. These are |
- | however jokes. Eastern europe is labeled |
- | with three words: "COMMUNIST IN SIGHT".) |
- +----------------------------------------------+
-
-
- FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY
-
- ACTIVISION have just snapped up the right to the MEGA GAME 'AFTERBURNER', but
- before you start cheering think again, remember, 'OUT RUN', remember the
- excitement you got when you first saw it in your local arcade? And then after
- months of false rumours you finally got it... it was crap, a cracking group
- even removed the bugs in order for it to run perfect (TRIAD). How many of you
- played OUT RUN after the first week or how many finished the game? Not a lot,
- I'm sure, well dear reader in order US GOLD to make the conversion they had to
- scrap three unnamed but original games coz they needed all the cash possible to
- buy the license.
-
- AFTERBURNER will be even worse, the game in the arcade feature 5000 K more than
- OUT RUN and the excitement comes from the hydraulics and the mega fast grafix,
- not even the Amiga is capable of handling on tenth of the speed, let alone the
- poor 64. Before you start telling me that the more games come out the better,
- let me tell you that for every major license deal TEN other qualitively high
- and original games can be made.
-
- I am interested in YOUR view, what do you think about this, am I right or am I
- just blowing out hot air, if you have my number then give me a call, otherwise
- write to me or to Jeff Smart and maybe we'll print the reactions in a debate in
- a future issue...
- MAD ALL / CFR
-
-
- THE NEXT COPYPARTIES
-
- ?too many conferences at the moment error in March / April 1988.
-
- March, the 19th: VENLO, HOLLAND. HOTLINE, TWG, ORION, RWE...
-
- March, the 19th: GROSS-GERAU, GERMANY. 'KONRADS PARTY', A.C.E.???
-
- March, the 26th: Bonn, Germany. WOD's 'ANTI LOSER PARTY', maybe yes, maybe no,
- I dunno!
-
- April, the 5th - 8th: ALVESTA, SWEDEN from THE SILENTS of A.C.E., hum, too far
- away from here, but who knows?
-
- April, the 16th: AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN: VENLO, HOLLAND with IKARI, FLT,
- HTL, RWE, TWG, ORION, IAN&MIC / TRIAD... THIS GONNA BE IT!
-
- April, the 23rd: BELGIAN ART! CFR, BS1, WOW, C64CG, SHIELD... for information
- write to: B-ART, PATRONAGIESTR.25, 9950 WAARSCHOOT, BELGIUM.
-
- That's it... make yer choice... and cum!
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- COLLECT USED STAMPS
-
- Hey, you surely read the interview with IAN OF FUSION and you surely read about
- the fortune of his son and YOU SURELY WANT TO HELP. Nothing is easier, IAN
- sells lots of USED stamps to the charity and spends the money for research
- purposes against the brain sickness. SO, please, before you start throwing away
- all your used stamps in the dustbin, keep 'em and send 'em either to me or
- directly to:
-
- IAN / FUSION
- 4 BIRCHWOOD AVE
- GROVE HILL
- MBRO, CLEVELAND
- TS4 IXB
- ENGLAND
-
-
- C 64 vs AMIGA!?
- STAY ON 64
-
- YO DUDES! Sorry for not writing an article in the last issue, but you didn't
- notice I presume? Well I'm gonna write about something else than the Danish
- Cracker scene, but the computer which all of us love very much, namely the
- COMMODORE 64! Since the AMIGA was published, a lot of groups moved to the 16-
- bit'er and left the good old 8-bit'er! I think it's alright, that you guys buy
- an Amiga, but why in the hell leave the 64 alone? I have had my 64 for more
- than 4 years now and of course I'd like to have 4096 colours, 4 stereo voices
- and 512 K, but what is the fun in making demos on such a computer? Everybody
- can do something which looks incredible! On the 64 you have to be cool to do
- great demos and to crack the hard games! In a period, I thought about buying an
- Amiga, but I dropped that idea, coz I knew, that the only way I would use it
- would have been playing stupid games and honestly I hate playing games! My
- career as a gamefreak stopped two years ago, but I still enjoy cracking,
- training and testing the games! Those of you, who thought about buying an AMIGA
- and selling the 64, reconsider! If everybody leaves the 64, the software houses
- will stop producing games and then we've got nothing left to crack... And if
- there are no games, nobody will trade and if we don't trade, then why make
- demos??? I think that all of you see your C 64 as a very good friend, right?
- WOULD YOU SELL A GOOD FRIEND? Nope! Therefore, stay on 64! You're very welcome
- to write to me to argue for or against leaving the 64, my adress is on the last
- page! Before ending this I'll greet a few people:
-
- TRIAD (IXION, JEFF SMART, HITEC, 3D)
- BFD-CREW (THE BRIGHT LION)
- HEPTAGON (GALACTICUS)
- TRIUMPH (ICON)
- and the rest of TRIANGLE
- SWYX OF TRIANGLE
-
-
- NEWS FROM THE INNER SECTION!
-
- Yep, here I am back again with some curious notes from all yer friends and
- enemies, so, C'MON!, we start...
-
- * WHY can't children behave like normal children and keep playing on the
- computer? We ask the dead rest of F.C.S. it seems as if TSM and FANTASY's girl
- Gabi (the stupid gal at the FCS-party) mad things together, TSM made her to
- persuade poor FANTASY to sell his computer and after that she returned into the
- waiting arms of TSM who played F.C.S.'s big boss now. FANTASY's revenge: He
- kicked TSM out and F.C.S. was dead, AXIOS didn't work and so it's over. It
- sounds like an episode of DALLAS, eh?
-
- * MR.TED PATTERSON, better know as PIR-TED from US group NEPA got in contact
- with the cops and gave 'em a hint of a guy named MITCH, who's the leadin' one
- of EAGLESOFT INC. Rumours spread that MITCH couldn't crack anymore because of
- the watching cops, but WINTER GAMES 2 came from E.S.I. again, but the war isn't
- finished yet. Anyway, if there's no E.S.I. in the USA who will crack all the
- American games?
-
- * THE WANDERER GROUP cleaned their wndering boots. They kicked LUKULLUS,
- TRASHIAN and last AND least VIP out (GOOD JOB!) and J'UP had problems with the
- police, so that T.W.G. is a little bit reduced, but that doesn't say anything
- about their power as you see in the monthly cracker charts.
-
- * THE SHARKS kicked SISTERS OF MERCY out because of cracking old games.
-
- * ELECTRO, EX-BEASTIE BOYS, formed his own group ROM and joined PENTACLE who
- used to be lead by DUECO.
-
- * PLEASURE got also now a member in CANADA, he's named SUDDEN DEATH. In
- addition to him the active rest of old-star G.S.S. joined PLEASURE, too.
-
- * THE SILENTS joined A.C.E., left A.C.E. and fianlly joined it.
-
- * MR.CURSOR, one of GERMANY's best programmers, is both a member of SHARKS and
- of THE WANDERER GROUP at the same time. Yo, I hear a war crawling along them,
- eh?
-
- * THE POLICE seems to be a new enemy in the inner section, as people like
- TRIANGLE, AMIGO, SYNTAX 2001, WMS, WOD amd even the German TRIAD hq got more or
- less in contact with the cops. Word spread that SYNTAX 2001 gave about 400
- adresses of well known guys out to the police, that's bad. But normally you
- don't have to be afraid if you are under 18 years old, that's good. But,
- anyway, you have to be veeeeeeery careful, that's bad. Maybe they're coming
- tomorrow to your crackin' center?!?!?!
-
- - Hey, I didn't want to scare you, but safety is much better, eh? This waz all
- 4 thiz issue, more is yet 2 come 4 yer enjoyment. It leaves you with the
- best...
- Jeff Smart / TRIAD
-
-
- HEY, ALL YANKS,
- CALL THE EXCITING
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-
-
- THE T R I A D RANKINGS ONTHA 5-3 / '88
-
- People call it: 'the only rankings that are of interest', so WHY NOT PRINTING
- IT HERE? Here are the of-fish-ial TRIAD ratings from March the 5th: FUZION (64
- 4 sale?), IKARI (no connection with the game?), FAIRLIGHT (why not flying to
- Moscow, Toni?), NETWORK, EAGLESOFT INC (Go for it!), COLDLINE - eh - HOTLAME -
- eh - HOTLINE, ONION, TRIANGLE (be careful!), CFR (Maiden Fans?), WOD, TWG (und
- noch eine Einheit), ZENITH, RWE (good luck!), NFL, SEPP (AQ), TDF (R.I.P.), TPI
- (not the fish), PLEASURE (building a bridge to the cpu), BEASTIE BOYZ, A.C.E.
- (O-cat), THE SORCERER, C16CG, 1988 A.D, LASER, TLG, GUTEN TAG (dave!),
- BADSQUAD, JEWELS, DCU (cumming over), UPFRONT, TRIUMPH, SCOOP, FAC and
- TRISTAR... STATUS: Up and Downs are caused by merging the two rankinx, from
- IXION and from JEFF, but nevertheless. Manipulating via introtexts. Hey lamer,
- increase the power of yer brain or is it 2 much 4 u?
- J.S./IXION
-
-
- TRIAD'S FUTURE???????
-
- O.K., JANITOR quitted for a while and of course we have to respect his
- decision, eventhough we are all feeling very sad, but that won't mean that
- TRIAD's gonna die. TRIAD will never die! And wot about the new cracks? They
- weren't bad, were they? LUCIFER is the new man at the laser guns, rather an old
- one than a new, eh?
-
- You see, no problems that could not be mastered, eventhough JANITOR's flying
- off pains like hell, but he will be back in some lightyears, when the real
- stuff returns.....WE HOPE! Good bye and don't die.
-
-
- WOSSUP???
-
- I hear the Eastern holidays cumming and I also hear WINTER GAMES 2 arriving -
- it takes about 4 disk sides, and the grafix are fantastic. Well, only a few
- good games arrived in the last month, but we all hope for an inproving of these
- times. Well, I hope the copyparties will become less, but better. Everybody is
- making a copyparty. We are having one, too, but more about that in the next
- issue.
-
- Well, you see, I managed it to put more and more English into your "ILLEGAL",
- even though I know my English is not perfect, but there are others that are
- worse than me, you know. Anyway, I hope you liked this issue and if you have
- any comment please let us know (adresses on the last page).
-
- Anyway, my personal greetings are going to: IAN of FUSION (thanx for all the
- mega fast sendinx, I hope you could need the stamp I sent 2 U), STRIDER of
- FAIRLIGHT (I hope 2 C U next month in Venlo, Toni, then we'll kill some
- commies, eh?), NIK / JUST ICE of IKARI (think all probs are removed now, we'll
- see in Venlo), SLEDGIE of HOTLINE (How is it going, my buddyguard), RUB / SPC
- from THE WONDERERS (care about yer telephone bill, Markus), CF / ACCEPT of
- BEASTIE BOYS (servus Rob), the VIKING from DOMINATORS (yo! Morten), AQ from
- SEPP, SEPP sei kein DEPP, die Zukunft ist der AlpenS AP, PLEASURE (you know
- SNOW-NY?), MWS from RADWAR SURPRISES / TLC (you took the name now, Markus?),
- MAD ALL from COMMANDOFRONTIER (return to Venlo, Allan!), JAYCE from DCU (try 2
- take the train), TMS from THE AWESOME GUYS (R U asleep, Dave?), Dave from RAD,
- John from THE SURVIVORS, Jerry from THE INNER CIRCLE (don't put in such a
- fuckin' line again), SWYX of TRIANGLE 3532 (again mentioning you so late,
- kaare, fuck the cops in their asses), TENZET of TRIANGLE for the banner, TONI /
- FLT again for sending me the small piccies and ALLAIN / FLT for drawing 'em
- (hope we meet in Venlo, dude), G*P, TSK, ORION (Mr.Decibel + DSH), ESG (!) and
- all the others I forgot to greet here. Special super gum gums to: IXION (Hip,
- Hop, A Gorbatschow), MR.PINGE (bad luck with the persons in the lame bus, eh?),
- JANITOR (write an episode for DALLAS as you wrote the soap opera in TIGER HELL
- - that'll be a success), IAN & MIC (cumming over), T.K. (ach, Dingens...) and
- old nervous, colour choosing HI-TEC (decorate your walls with Roche') all from
- never dieing TRIAD.
- Yours faithfully, Jeff Smart
-
-
- THE UNDERGROUND IS CELEBRATING... OR WHAT?
-
- Maybe you know that GERMAN official computer magazine "AKTUELLER SOFTWARE
- MARKET", short A.S.M. (translation: UP TO DATE SOFTWARE MARKET). Maybe you know
- RADWAR, that official GERMAN computer group and their party in Janyary '88. A
- writer from the A.S.M. visited the Radwar Party and now wrote about it in their
- magazine. You surely have seen her, she was fat, thick glasses on her nose and
- she was asking everybody questions. And then the article: Famous groups showed
- up like 'POWERRUN' (who's that?), 'TIGER CRACKING ASSOCIATION' and many more.
- And she interviewed them and made photos with a black line over the guys' eyes
- (like criminal elements). Bad deal, eh? It's something like as if COMPUTER AND
- VIDEO GAMES makes an article about the English cracking scene and then writes:
- 'Big groups like FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS or UNEMPLOYMENT CRACKING SERVICE were
- there', you see, they had no chance to reach the big guys, 'cos who want to
- give an interview in such a fuckin' mag, eh? Mormally this magazine writes
- about crackers as criminals or as asocial elements and now, on a crackers'
- party, they are kind and frankly to us, those who are writing this shit... so
- how do you react? Give 'em an interview? Lick their asses to make a photo of
- you? Get on your knees that they publish your sticker? NO! You did it right!
- J.S.
-
-
- ADVERTISING
-
- On the following pages you see an amount of advertising, eh? If you have
- anything important to tell the rest of the world or if you want to buy or sell
- something, then please write to us, you don't have to pay money for it (what
- are we?), just send your text or picture (not too large) to:
-
- ADs
- PLK 123144 C
- 4250 BOTTROP
- WEST GERMANY
-
- And we'll see what's going on in the cracking 'underground', so, c'mon, study
- the ads, maybe you find some interesting things. And maybe you see your in the
- next month on the same place! Hey Lamers, we don't publish things like:
- 'CONTACT THE WORLDRULING OGS CREW', therefore you can send your ad to the
- A.S.M. or HAPPY or C+VG or ZZAP, but not to US, you know!?
- Jeffie
-
-
- ARCADE ACTION
- Frustrating arcade machines
-
- "1942"
-
- This month we're reviewing two on the 64 converted games. "1942", the most
- successful SHOOT 'EM UP arcade game, makes you to a pilot of an air fighter in
- the 2nd World War. You have to go through 34 different levels featuring great
- and fast graphics, you can move in all 8 directions to avoid damage and
- shooting all enemy airplanes down. The motivation grows with every level
- because you see your percentage of shooting down your enemies and a special
- rank after mastering every level. Anyway the conversion on the 64 wasn't bad
- either, of course the graphics aren't as high as on the machine, but the game
- doesn't loose its great playability.
-
- score for arcade machine: 92 / 100
- score for 64 conversion: 89 / 100
-
- RASTAN
-
- I must admit that I haven't played the game on the arcade machine until I got
- the 64 version. And what a difference: the graphics on the machine are really
- looking fabulous! The sound is much better, even though one can recognize
- Galway's 64 tune on the arcade in some bits. But the graphics is thousand times
- better, though it's not bad on the 64. The game is really a bit harder, you
- have two different buttons, one for jumping or taking extra weapons and one for
- fighting, whereas on the 64 you have only one, which is much easier to play, I
- think. Of course, the animation of the sprites and the sprites themselves are
- much better, that is why an arcade machine is sumthin' special, eh? The aim of
- the game, to get through 12 different levels, fighting all enemies, collecting
-
- extra weapons, collecting special items, jumping over waterfalls and in the
- last screen fighting against a huge giant dragon. Anyway, the arcade version
- features lots of brilliant graphics and some various sounds as the 64 version
- does, but of course less good, but it's not badly converted. They brought
- exactly the same labyrinths on the home computer. So you can train hours and
- hours at home and then show the nice girls at the arcade machines who's the
- boss, eh? Even though we know a lot of games like this, it's not boring after
- hours of playing, that's why...
-
- Score for the arcade machine: 90 / 100
- Score for the 64 version: 81 / 100
-
- You see, both ELITE (1942) and OCEAN (RASTAN) did quite a good job in
- converting the games, so it brings really fun to save the money and play the
- computer version without loosing any playability or fascination
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- THE STATE OF BEING A CRACKER
-
- People think you are a murderer, robber or another criminal element, but what
- are you really? You copy games for all those poor guys whho just can't afford
- to buy fuckin' expensive original games, eh? And you crack to copy the games.
- That's all, but after years of cracking, the police rises up and its power and
- catches some well-known guys. You are afraid, but you don't have to be. A good
- trick is to remove all disks, but always put them in a possible range, because
- you know that after 5.00 p.m. the cops' work is ended and after that you don't
- have to be afraid of them anymore, 'cause I don't know a single case in which
- the cops came after 5.00 p.m. Anyway, the main reason they can sentence you for
- is to sell cracked games, so better be a good buddy, man. You don't have to be
- afraid on the weekend, either, which policeman will work in the weekend, you
- see. But you are an asslicking pig if you give out all your adresses of good
- friends in case of being catched to get away being punished but they don't
- care, they punish you if you give adresses out or not, so burn down your
- notebook and stay cool! No problemo...
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- CONFERENCES FROM EUROPE
-
- Hey, what was that? In the middle of the night, in a cold winter night, my
- phone rang. I was a little bit angry, which suckin' lamer is calling me in the
- night at 2 o'clock??? I took up the phone and said:
-
- "Yep, Wossup?"
- "Hi, here's Toni from Fairlight. Sorry for calling you up so late, but I
- started a conference. You want to be added?"
- "Wot?"
- "You want to be added to my conference?"
- "Eh, wait, wait, wait... YOU started a conference?"
- "Right."
- "You are still living in Sweden?"
- "Right."
- "And you started a conference?"
- "Right."
-
- I just couldn't believe it, he put me on the conference line and it was the
- best conference I ever had (1000 thax, Toni). Online were: Toni/FAIRLIGHT,
- Willi/TLC, Dirk/RSI, Heiko/TRIAD, Jeff/TRIAD, Allain/FAIRLIGHT, Christian/BS1
- and APRIL, and American girl who was called by Toni. We cracked jokes about
- communists and talked up to 5 o'clock in the morning. It was fucking great and
- Toni promised to repeat it. After sleeping one hour, I still couldn't believe
- it. I hope for more.
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- WHO'S HOT,
- WHO'S NOT?
- WHO'S NASTY
- WHO'S NICE?
- THE MEETING REPORTS
-
- I wanted to go there, but luckily I had no time. I talk about the SHIELD party
- on the 25th of February 1988 at Bielefeld / Germany. I got three invitations at
- the same day, stunning. Well, I talked to MOC / 7'UP, who told me that were
- only losers except ALPHAFLIGHT, SHIELD and 7'UP, only some lamers from my town
- who tried to get new contacts with making others down, e.g.:
-
- 'In which group are you?'
- 'Alphaflight'
- 'They have been much better before, man!'
-
- But they had to FUCK OFF, anyway, I heard it was nothing.
-
- THE VENLO MEETING, 20th of Feb. 1988: toooooo many lamers, maybe about 400 guys
- filled this time the school where the Venlo meeting takes its place every
- month. I met my old friends: HOTLINE and TWG and others like: ORION, ACE,
- TRISTAR, C64CG, SRG, MADSQUAD, SHARKS, SAP, RADWAR (of course), PLEASURE, CFR
- (without MAD ALL - hope you're feeling better now, Allan), FAC, SCOOP and so
- many more... I got the new DIGITAL NEWS, which is not copyable, but very, very
- good at this time with a preview of VAMPIRE'S EMPIRE, even though the games
- sucks like hell, but who cares? People remembered me knocking DSI out in
- December, but our problems are removed right as now. RON / HTL and me were
- studying the new 'ASM', an official German computer magazine, who wrote an
- article about the RADWAR PARTY. Fuckin' bad article, man. And then we read the
- ads, where lamers wrote: 'Hey, Hotline, contact us!'. Anyway, I had to sign
- some sportbags with my autograph as they heard I come from TRIAD. I was
- wondering that now everybody heard of the VENLO meeting and it's becoming more
- and more overcrowded, it's not longer the good old VENLO meeting, but it's
- still the best party around. SHARKS and TWG almost got in war, because of
- MR.CURSOR making intros for SHARKS and TWG together. RUB / TWG laughed loud
- when a small kid with a FCS-button on his jacket came and asked us: 'wanna
- swop?'. The five hours of VENLO are going too fast to its end. We talked
- outside with TMC / SCOOP and ZEROCAT / ACE and SLEDGEHAMMER / HOTLINE a little
- bit, met old star FLASH (remember FLASH CRACKING GROUP!) and had to say goodbye
- without any special event. Hum, April will be the best meeting if you take the
- names of the guys that'll come, e.g. IKARI, IAN & MIC / TRIAD, FAIRLIGHT (TONI
- - I'll show you some commies...) and many more! Unfortunately too many guys
- know about VENLO and coming to get their stuff on the same day as the big ones
- (I hope you don't mind that I count myself to the big ones, too), but there's
- no better one!
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- THE STORY OF SYSTEM FOUR
-
- It's just like a normal dream. But anyway it differs, because you wake up and
- it's still there. We write the year 1991 anno domini and the world is divided
- into hundreds of so-called 'systems', you find yourself in 'system four'. They
- brought all software pirates here to 'system four', lamer and worldruling guys
- from all over Europe. All pirates are sub-divided into 10 groups from 'a-group'
- up to 'j-group'. Luckily you belong to one of the four gangs in the 'a-class',
- that's it. You don't have to go to school if you don't like to, you get your
- high amount of money every month, you have your own flat, your own car, your
- own computer, what do you want? Girls? You have to take a drive to 'COCKIS' to
- meet all cute girls, 'COCKIS' belongs to 'system 4', but the girls are no
- pirates. You're 21 years old, in the right mood to start something unusual when
- you've woken up this morning. You think back... Starting as a small lamer in
- 1983, joining different gangs, working your ass down and finally joining one of
- the FOUR! You lay back, you smile, you have acheived what you wanted to
- acheive, but, really everything. This day, you feel like taking the bus to get
- to school. Why school at all? Maybe learning a bit, you think. You get your red
- rucksack, your sunglasses and set out for the bus stop. It's snowing heavily,
- you move through the adults' quarter. Finally the bus appeares and you enter.
- Hot girls are looking at you, but nobody expects you to be 'a-class', that's
- it. You have it, what others want to have. You look at all those lamers, HA!
- You have the power to make them being thrown off, as every 'a-class' mate has.
- Yo, you change the bus to get to your old school. It's the first day in the
- week, named 'RUNDAY'. Run, by the way, you have to run to get the 2nd bus, but
- you could make it easily. The bus isn't too overcrowded, good luck, you found a
- seat. You're whistling an old tune from times: 'One of these days when you sit
- by yourself, you realize you can't shout with someone else...' and the SHE
- enters. You noticed her by the first sight, she looked in your direction, OOOH,
- what sweet eyes she has, but, bad luck, she sits down to a friend of hers. You
- are staring at her, you feel a kind of warmth around your heart, you know at
- once, this is love. You have to know more about her! No movement, no colours,
- no word, just silence. TO BE CONTINUED.
- JS
-
-
- MAD ALL'S MAILBOX
-
- Excelsior the dirty mouth is back again with your monthly dose of slimy details
- about the private lives of your favourite pirates.
-
- - On the day of their copyparty DYNAMIC SYSTEMS decided to join that other
- German group SHARKS. Hum, SHARKS seem to becoming bigger and bigger.
-
- - JEROEN TEL of SCOOP fame, the musician who had delighted us the last months
- with his impressive work, worked 3 days and 3 nights without any sleep to
- finish some musics for a software company, it is rumoured that the company is
- OCEAN...
-
- - FAIRLIGHT is now two members smaller, the group has shrunk to these six
- members: STRIDER, GOLLUM, GANDALF, THE BLACK SHADOW, THE HOBBIT and WILFO.
- DRAGONLACE was kicked out for being very inactive and WOODO has become a grafix
- designer for a game-development team... hum, I smell money cumming...
-
- - HOTLINE have decided not to pass any software anymore at VENLO. They claim
- (and they have a point) that this way every lamer gets the wares as fast as the
- rest of us, let's hope they still remember their friends when they decide what
- few people they will still pass pass things to.
-
- - COMMANDO FRONTIER (sounds familiar) have a new programmer, his name is
- HITCHER and he's just finished his first demo called 'FACTORY' (Plug Plug).
-
- - AHA a SCANDAL has come to my ears. COMPUTER AND VIDEO GAMES, the English
- magazine that always comes down on pirates like a rock, have featured a screen
- from a cracked game in their mag. In their PREVIEW Section they featured an
- article on an AMIGA game called 'DARK CASTLE' and on the accompanying
- screenshot you can clearly read: "CRACKED BY LORD BLITTER FOR BAMIGA SECTOR
- ONE". If you want to check it on yourself just look at page 133 of the February
- issue. Now I wonder where good old C+VG got this then ???????????
-
- - The APRIL edition of the VENLO meeting seems to be becoming very important,
- already these people announced their visit (apart from the regulars): IKARI,
- STRIDER OF FAIRLIGHT, IAN & MIC FROM TRIAD, and many more.
-
- - STRIDER of FAIRLIGHT has managed my liftime dream, he can set up conferences
- from Europe, he explained the system and it's not so difficult as everybody
- thinks, does this mean, that in a few months we won't be needing the Americans
- to do our dirty work for us???
-
- - BELGIAN ART is giving a copy-party on the 23rd of April. All Belgian groups
- will be present like: CFR, BS1 and WOW. And others are coming: SHIELD, C64CG
- and FAIRLIGHT (HOBBIT). For some information write to: B-ART, PATRONAGIESTR.25,
- 9950 WAARSCHOOT, BELGIUM.
-
- Well, this ends another edition of your favourite slanterpage! Biggy thanx to
- RAM / CFR and STRIDER / FLT for supplying me with all dirt. Later:
- MAD-ALL-igator
-
-
- INTERVIEW OF THE MONTH!
- THIS TIME: IAN OF FUSION
-
- HEY... HEY... HEY... No doubt, FUSION is the definitive NUMBER ONE on the
- cracking market. Stunning what I get to know about FUSION... MAN AND MACHINE in
- the following interview, made on an overcrowded conference:
-
- JS: How old are you, IAN?
-
- FS: Well, I'm almost 30 (!!!) years old right as now.
-
- JS: Are already married?
-
- FS: Yes, I am.
-
- JS: Do you have children?
-
- FS: Yes, two.
-
- JS: I guess your computer was out of order two times. Well, when did you found
- FUSION?
-
- FS: FUSION was born in NOVEMBER '87 consisting of the ashes of old CLEVELAND
- CRACKING SERVICE after the war with TCS.
-
- JS: Why taking the name 'FUSION'?
-
- FS: I read through the horseracing results in the newspaper and I took the name
- of the horse on the last place, that was 'FUSION'.
-
- JS: How many members does FUSION have at the moment?
-
- FS: Up to now, FUSION are: MARK, CRAIG, MIC, STEVE and me.
-
- JS: When did you buy your first computer?
-
- FS: In 1981 I bought a ZX 81, later on a DRAGON and finally, in March 1984 a
- Commodore 64.
-
- JS: Which games / music / movies do you like the best?
-
- FS: Games: Great Giana Sisters
- Music: Think Twice V, Platoon, Neverending Story
- Movies: Son of the South by Walt Disney
-
- JS: How many swappartners does FUSION have?
-
- FS: All together we're swapping with about 80 guys.
-
- JS: Do you have any enemies?
-
- FS: If former times TCS, but today none. I don't care if anyone's faster or
- lamer, what the hell? I try to like everybody.
-
- JS: Do you have a special reason for cracking?
-
- FS: There is only a single reason: To give all people who can't afford to buy a
- game the game fast. There are lots of unemployed guys or going to school
- and they don't have the money to buy a game, you see.
-
- JS: What do you do in your freetime?
-
- FS: Sleep. But mainly I'm looking for my son, who's very ill, he's got a
- special kind of brain damage and his life expectance is under 7 years. (YOU
- CAN HELP. READ "COLLECT YOUR USED STAMPS")
-
- JS: Thank you very much.
-
- Well, next issue, I'm planning to get STRIDER of FAIRLIGHT on the microphone to
- hear him screaming about bloody communists and so on...
- Jeff Smart
-
-
- CRACKER OF THE MONTH
-
- Who was the most successful crackin' group in February? Again and again TRIAD?
- FUSION for the 1st time? Or how or wot?
-
- 1. FUSION (2) 8.79 pts
- 2. FAIRLIGHT (5) 6.8
- 3. TRIAD (1) 6.5
- 4. T.W.G. (10) 5.93
- 5. IKARI (3) 4.8
- 6. DOMINATORS (-) 4.43
- 7. HOTLINE (4) 4.07
- 8. EAGLESOFT INC. (7) 4.06
- 9. PAPILLIONS (-) 4
- 10. ORION (-) 3.79
-
- Status: Power from England...
-
-
- DEMO CHARTS!
-
- Here are the five ANTI RESET PUSHING DEMOS from February:
-
- 1. THINK TWICE V
- by THE JUDGES
- 2. F.A.M.E. #1
- by F.A.M.E. / TRIAD
- 3. MIGHT
- by C64CG
- 4. FACTORY
- by CFR
- 5. OUTSPACE
- by ORION
-
- C'mon, return to entertainment instead of showin' yer ability of coding and
- handlin' raster or demos get boring and boring...
-
-
- SOFTWARE-STARS
-
- 1. PRO BMX SIMULATOR (-)
- 2. PLATOON (1)
- 3. REVENGE OF DOH (-)
- 4. PREDATOR (-)
- 5. TETRIS (2)
- 6. COMBAT SCHOOL (3)
- 7. POWER AT SEA (-)
- 8. THE TRAIN (11)
- 9. BASKET MASTER (4)
- 10. BMX KIDZ (5)
- 11. DAN DARE II (-)
- 12. BATTLE VALLEY (-)
- 13. TASK III (-)
- 14. FRIGHTMARE (-)
- 15. CHAMONIX CHALLENGE (15)
- 16. FIREFLY (-)
- 17. QUEDEX (22)
- 18. T.R.A.Z. (7)
- 19. PIRATES (23)
- 20. SKATE OR DIE (8)
- 21. INT. KARATE + (12)
- 22. RASTAN (13)
- 23. MINI GOLF (18)
- 24. BLACK LAMP (-)
- 25. MOONSHADOW (-)
- 26. HAT-TRICK (17)
- 27. JINXTER (10)
- 28. BANGKOK KNIGHTS (14)
- 29. OCTAPOLIS (9)
- 30. ROCKFORD (-)
-
- A BIG 'THANX YOU' FOR VOTING:
-
- IAN / FUSION, JUST ICE / IKARI, BAD BOY / THE SURVIVORS, CF / BB, RUB / TWG, MA
- / CFR, JAYCE / DCU, MWS / RWE, NY / PLEASURE, ACU / SAP, DRS / ACE, TPI /
- SHARKS and the rest of TRIAD...
-
-
- + IMPRESSUM +
-
- +-------------------------------+
- | > ILLEGAL tm 1988 |
- | > 3. Jahrgang / 3rd year |
- | > Nr. # 26 |
- | > (c) 88 by TRIAD |
- | > AUFLAGE / CIRCULATION: |
- | ca. 400 Kopien / Copies |
- | > unverbindl. |
- | Preis: 1.60 DM! |
- | > Erscheinungs datum / |
- | date of release: |
- | 7. March. 88 |
- +-------------------------------+
- | > CHEFREDAKTEUR / EDITOR: |
- | JEFF SMART / TRIAD |
- | > REDAKTION / "ILLEGAL"-TEAM: |
- | MAD ALL - COMMANDOFRONTIER |
- | MIND SLAYER - AWESOME GUYS |
- | SWYX - TRIANGLE 3532 |
- | MR.PINGE - TRIAD |
- | > RED. MITARBEIT / |
- | SUB-EDITORS: |
- | Germany : RADWAR |
- | Belgium : CFR |
- | Denmark : TRIANGLE 3532 |
- | Sweden : FAIRLIGHT, TRIAD |
- | Holland : HOTLINE |
- | France : DCU 1789 |
- | U.S.A. : THE AWESOME GUYS |
- | England : IKARI, FUSION |
- | Turkey : THE METRO BOYS |
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