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- SPIKE BOX
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- AN EFFECTIVE MODEM WEAPON, ESPECIALLY ON CROSSBAR PHONE SYSTEMS.
- (WILL STILL OPERATE ON ESS BUT YOU WILL KILL PHONE SERVICE TO YOUR
- PREFIX FOR A FEW HOURS, AND EVERYONE TALKING WILL BE CUT OFF ON YOUR
- PREFIX AND THE ONE YOU CALLED) WHAT IS THIS DEVICE? IT'S A TESLA COIL.
-
- THE TESLA COIL WHEN PROPERLY USED WILL GENERATE LITRALLY THOU-
- SANDS OF VOLTS AT VERY LOW AMPERAGE. (JUST THE RIGHT CURRENT TO BAKE
- SILICON CHIP COOKIES.)
-
- SET UP
-
- 1. DISCONNECT ALL PHONES FROM YOUR LINE. DISCONNECT ANSWERING DEVICES
- AND ANY DATA-TRANSMISSION DEVICES.
-
- 2. RUN A PRELIMINARY TEST ON THE COIL AND DISCONNECT NEARBY GROUNDED
- OBJECTS. (LAMPS STEREOS, TV'S ETC...)
-
- 3. CONNECT ONE PHONE THAT YOU SEE FIT TO SUBJECT. (IT USUALLY DOES NOT
- DESTROY PHONES, BUT I HAVE SEEN THEM MELT OFF WALLS.)
-
- 4. CONNECT IRON OR STEEL BALLS TO THE GREEN AND RED WIRES OF YOUR
- CONNNECTED PHONE (THESE ARE THE LINE WIRES THAT GO INTO THE WALL.) L1
- AND L2 TERMINALS OF YOUR PHONE.
-
- 5. PUT ON A PAIR OF THICK RUBBER GLOVES AND SAFETY GLASSES.
-
- 6. CHARGE COIL TO AT LEAST 10,000 VOLTS. AN IDEAL SETTING IS AROUND 18
- TO 19 THOUSAND, BUT 10 WILL JUMP BELL'S LINE SURGE PROTECTORS.
-
- 7. HOLD METAL BALLS IN YOUR LEFT HAND. (MAKE SURE THEY DO TOUCH EACH
- OTHER) WHEN THE COIL IS FULLY CHARGED, CLIP THE STEEL BALL CONNECTED
- TO THE RED WIRE TO THE BASE OF THE TESLA COIL AND HOLD THE OTHER METAL
- BALL AS FAR AWAY FROM THE COIL AS YOU CAN.
-
- 8. DIAL THE OFFENDING MODEMS NUMBER.
-
- 9. WHEN CONNECTED, MOVE THE METAL OBJECT CONNECTED TO THE GREEN WIRE
- WITHIN 2 FEET OF THE COILS TOP.
-
- -> DON'T BE AFRAID OF THE LITTLE BOLTS OF ELECTRICITY SHOOTING
- FROM THE TOP OF THE COIL...
-
- 10. WITHIN 3 SECONDS A BOLT OF LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FORTH AT THE PHONE
- FROM THE HAND YOU ARE HOLDING THE BALLS IN. [MISSING PART WHEN
- RECEIVED] THE GREEN CONNECTED METAL BALL. (HOLD ON TIGHT CAUSE IT'LL
- FEEL LIKE LOADS OF ANTS!) YOU WILL IMMEDIATLY HEAR MANY STRANGE
- OSCILATIONS TO THE CARRIER ON THE PHONE. THE LAST NOISE YOU WILL HEAR
- IS A POP! FROM THE PHONE. (THAT IS THE LAST CRY OF AGONY AS IT SHUTS
- DOWN.)
-
- CROSSBAR JUST DISCONNECTS. GUARANTEED TO FRY THE MODEM, THE
- COMPUTER AND ANY PERIPHERALS OR ANYONE WHO ANSWERS THE PHONE!
-