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- HOW TO CARD SHIT, WHEN YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS
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- by L.E. Pirate
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- >>> A CULT Publication......1987 <<<
- -cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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- HAVING PARENTS
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- Ok...I'm still living at home, as most of you nerds.
- Now, I'm sure many of you have wondered "HOW THE HELL AM I
- GONNA PULL OFF THAT CARDED 20 MEGGER?" I know damn well
- that some of you have parents as smart as a fuckin' tree
- stump. But for intelligent people, like my parents, they
- aren't gonna fuckin' believe that the carded hard drive is
- the modem. "Yeah, sure mom, it's the modem, remember, uh
- when we went to Zooliggerz Department Store and I begged for
- one? huh? do ya???". Well, maybe my mother would believe that
- but it just wouldn't hold steady with my dad, he's an
- electrical engineer and works around computers all the time,
- you can't say shit like "yeah, uh... that thing you've never
- seen before? oh... uh... that's Jimmies, yeah, he, uh, gave
- it to me". I know that some people do that shit, I got a
- unidisk from some dude who didn't care, and my parents believed
- it too. Anyways, how do you get away with it? Well, I suggest
- you practice carding small shit, like knives and bb guns and
- shit. Also, read as many carding files before you follow any
- instructions, this is for the beginner, but I assume that you
- understand the "basics". Practice going and picking them up,
- small things, your parents usually never notice. If your parents
- never go in your room, then splurge, card yourselves a bunch
- of sluts to work you over everyday, but if your mom isn't a yuppie
- bitch, then it's gonna be tough....After hours of day dreaming in
- school, I came across this method...
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- CARDING BIG SHIT AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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- ok..at this point, before carding ANYTHING. Tell your parents
- that you have a friend in California (or some other far away
- place, like I live in S.NJ so I usually say Nebraska or something).
- who is starting a computer business in a local shopping mall.
- Tell them months before that you want a 20 meg hard drive, keep
- telling them (you'll probably get it for xmas, but you can't wait
- that long), in no time, they'll be sick of it. So you say that
- the dude is gonna give you a hard drive as long as you advertise
- his company on systems all over the country (if your parents don't
- know you phreak, then just say "locally"), for the small price
- of a hard drive. You must have a friend set up in a state far away
- in order to really do this. If your parents do not believe you,
- usually they do, but if they don't, give them the number of your
- friend (he must sound older, no squeaky voces), and say it is the
- computer store in the "mall". He must answer the phone like this:
- "This is the didly-squat computer store, this is Joe, may I help you?"
- If your parents start asking questions, the dude on the other end
- cannot be nervous, he has to see the thing through, even in the tough
- spots. If your parents buy it, then you're home free. Let "Joe"
- explain to your parents the concept of the deal. Also, I'd throw in
- an HST 9600 for good effect, as a "free gift". But you don't have
- to tell them that. You can only pull this off once, unless you have
- ultra-stupid parents. But I'd cash in real good cuz you cannot use
- this as much as you'd like to. If your parents work, then you do
- not have to worry, card everything as usual, and go pick it up at the
- drop site. If your dad works, and your mom doesn't. Go outside and
- ride your bike (how cute), skateboard, work on your car, kill dogs,
- spray paint the road, etc. anything, as long as you're in front of
- your house, and your mother knows it. Go pick up the shit, and go to
- your mother (who's probably in the kitchen, heh.) and say "oh goodie,
- look what just came! Hot dog! The nice UPS man just delivered it!"
- and open it, and say "hey look, a 9600 baud modem! wow!" and go to
- your room (where the computer is, unless you keep it in the family
- room..ha) and set it up. That's it! It works, and it is very
- sensible. If you have any questions or comments about this file,
- contact me at Dragonfire Private, number at the end of this.
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- ====================================================================
- The author of this file is not responsible for jack shit in this file
- or how the reader uses the contents to his/her jollies. Fuck your
- self if you get caught, and if you call me crying, I'll kill you.
- Also, don't card to the same place twice. Read all of The Metallian's
- files on carding. Thanks, and have an average day.
-
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- Thanks to The Blade, The Metallian, The Simulator, Dial Tone,
- The Bronze Rider, The Snowman, Lustfer Death, Bungalow Bill,
- The Tempest, The Tailpipe, Swamp Rat, Franken Gibe, Frontal Nudity,
- The Rocker, The Rogue, Brain Tumor, and last but not least, TRAXSTER
- :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
- Dragonfire Private.....................................609/424-2606
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- (c)1987 cDc communications by L.E. Pirate 10/20/87-22
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