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- Elementary Anarchy and other Various Mischief
-
- by:
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- -[ The Epidemic ]-
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-
- - SCHOOL MISCHEIF:
-
- a. tv mischeif:
-
- Most schools have tv's in all of the classrooms hooked up to the
- walls or something. Check out what kinda tv your school has. For
- instance, mine has all magnavox tv's. Go home and snag a remote from
- your house, friend, neighbor, whoever. Make sure the remote is made by
- the same company that makes your school's tv's. Bring that remote into
- your classes. The next thing you do is up to you. You could randomly flip
- the tv on and off the whole class, but this doesn't work for long cuz
- usually the teacher has a fit and unplugs it. You could also turn the tv
- on and quickly mute it. Then you could flip channels and get to your
- favorite show. Instead of hearing about the missouri comprimise, you
- could see what great bargains the home shopping network has. Of course
- you'd have to reap lips, plus the whole class would crack up, so its a
- good idea not to tip off anyone but yer friends that you have the remote.
-
-
- b. computer mischeif:
-
- Yer school must have some computers, right? Of course! The
- hardest part you have is to get into the finder, or on an ibm, to get to
- dos (but we'll say finder, just so i don't have to explain it in
- different versions). You could ask your librarian, or whever runs the
- place where your target computer is located, to put you in finder becasue
- you have to do a project or something, or you need to get some file for
- your own computer (think of something creative). If they don't let you
- then get DisEase or something and get the p/w. If you can't do either of
- those, you'll have to guess it. Try first names, last names, birthdays,
- relative's names (wife, child) or any of those backwards. Whatever. So
- once you get in to the finder go into a folder that they won't hardly
- ever look in. For instance, my library teacher is scared to death of
- going into the system folder. She thinks that the computer will, like,
- explode or something if you go in there. So go into a folder like that
- and create a folder called something that sounds technical like
- "modifications" or "formula text converting". Then, when you have a
- folder like that slap a program that records keystrokes, like for
- instance, Keystroke, in the extensions folder. You have an option of
- making it invisible using resedit [explained later] or not. Then restart,
- and move the log into the new folder. You will not only pick up the at
- ease password, but network passwords, text written about the school,
- maybe grades, and various other things people care to type. My friend
- [me, bungalow bill] picked up a user and a system password for this kid
- who sysops a board and calls it from school. It's best when you get fun
- stuff like that. This also works best when you have a librarian who's
- computer illiterate. Also, you could try this one on computers your
- parent's work might have or any office place at all. Its always good to
- have passwords to big companies like that. Have fun with this one and use
- your imagination.
-
-
- - FILE HIDING:
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- a. invisibility:
-
- Do you have those certain files that you just want to keep hidden
- from people? Oh, say, those anarchy files you downloaded the other day.
- Mom and dad would hit the roof if they saw that you were trying to
- construct a bomb. Or maybe you hid keystroke somewhere in the school
- computer. Well, do you have resedit? You'd better. Open it up and a
- little box will appear asking what you want to edit. Hit cancel. The box
- will close and your options will lie at the menu bar at the top of the
- screen. Go to "file" and select "get file/folder info." A box will appear
- on the screen. Here you should select which file or folder you want
- invisible. Then a little diologue box will pop up. It has various check
- boxes. Check "invisible". Viola! Your file can not be found when you go
- back and look for it, yet it is still there, running. You also cannot
- find it when you hit "find". The only way you can find it is in a
- "search all files" type command, such as in Microsoft word.
-
- b. visibility:
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- Now that you have your hidden file, no one will get it. But you
- think, "hey i want to run that file!" But its invisible. You can not run
- these programs when they are invisible (unless they start up by
- themselves, like Keystroke). All you have to do to make your file
- reappear is to do all the same things you did to make it invisible. When
- you get to the last diolouge box make it so that the "invisible" option
- is not checked. Your file will reappear.
-
-
- - PAY PHONE MISCHEIF:
-
- a. the paper clip method:
-
- Gotta make a phone call at a payphone but you have no change?
- Well, you could always use that red box that you own, but that would only
- work for a long distance call. Why not just try a paper clip? On some of
- the payphones that I've encountered you can get free phone calls using a
- straightened paper clip. First pick up the phone. You will see a bunch of
- tiny holes formed in a circle on the mouth peice. Stick one end of the
- unbent paper clip in the circle that's in the very middle. Then look at
- the actual body of the phone. Somewhere you will see another little hole.
- NYNEX phones have two, use the one nearer the top. Stick the other end in
- it. Then dial. Wait until it starts ringing, then remove the clip. If
- someone picks up while the clip is still in, the microphone will be
- zapped, and you may get a slight shock. You'll know if it works or not on
- the type of pay phone that you're using if someone picks up on the number
- you're dialing. If this method doesn't work then you can go ahead and use
- your red box that you own, and if you don't have that, then I guess
- you're gonna have to use a quarter. Ah well.
-
-
- - GAS GRILL MISCHEIF:
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- a. ignition:
-
- You know that gas grill you own? Do you want to see a huge
- kickin' flame shoot out the top? Of course you do, and this is how you do
- it. First turn on the gas. Next turn both the oven handles to the highest
- setting (ie, HIGH). Wait something like ten seconds. Then throw a match
- into it. BOOM. I've done this various times and never gotten burned, but
- i'd advise you to
- take precautions. Just don't burn yourself. You get a nice neat little
- burn on yer face plus you look like a friggin' idiot. Also, you can scare
- little kids and adults with this. Just don't take it too far.
-
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