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ELEPHANT STEW
575
4000
I%1, med, elephant
I%20, lbs, paprika
I%200, med, rabbits, (optional)
I%400, lbs, grey groovy gravy
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R%Cut up one elephant into bite-sized pieces. (Takes about 2 months).
R%Hide the hide, but pack the trunk. Put in 15,000 quart cauldron.
R%Cover with the gray groovy gravy. Cook over kerosene fire for 5 weeks
R%at 575 degrees. Add paprika -- it goes so nicely with gray.
R%
R%Serves 4,000. If more are expected, add the rabbits if you don't mind
R%hare in your stew.
R%
R%(We seldom serve this as we don't care for the smell of kerosene).
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U%Please note that no nutritive value is shown for the elephant.
U%At time of publication, the Department of Agriculture had not
U%completed its studies of the nutritive values for wild game
U%weighing over 10 tons.
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U%
T% 843420.0 47839.9 24696.0 113300.0 544820.0 8919080.0
S% 210.8 11.9 6.1 28.3 136.2 2229.7