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Flint@%If you are patient in one moment of anger,+you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.|Chinese Proverb@%Age is the high price to pay for maturity.|Tom Stoppard@%I am a great believer in luck,+and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.|Stephen Leacock@%You can't turn back to clock.+But you can wind it up again.|Bonnie Prudden@%If you would know strength and patience,+welcome to the company of trees.|Hal Borland@%If you're never scared or embarrassed or hurt,+it means you never take any chances.|Julia Sorel@%Plan Ahead-it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.|General Features Corp.@%In matters of principal, stand like a rock,+in manners of taste, swim with the current.|Thomas Jefferson@%Success is a journey, not a destination.|Ben Sweetland@%The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.|Elting E. Morison@%Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.|C.D. Jackson@%I like the silent church before the service begins better than any preaching.|Ralph Waldo Emerson@%Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.|Martin Luther King, Jr.@%In the pursuit of happiness,++the difficulty lies in knowing when you have caught up.|R.H. Grenville@%A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.|Ralph Waldow Emerson@%Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old.|Mary H. Waldrip@%Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world.++It beats money and power and influence.|Henry Chester@%Example is not the main thing in influencing others.++It is the only thing.|Albert Schweitzer@%Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?|Frank J. 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Eisenhower@%If a child is old enough to ask the question,+then they're old enough to be given the answer.|John Gresham@%God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.|Unknown@%When you return to your childhood town,+you find it wasn't the town you longed for-it was your childhood.|Earl Wilson@%Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear.++Brilliant is when you know which half to believe.|0@%Life is a great big canvas,+and you should throw all the paint on it you can.|Danny Kaye@%We must accept finite disappointment,+but we must never lose infinite hope.|Martin Luther King, Jr.@%Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be.|Charles Browner@%I think life is like a good book.+The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.|Harold Kushner@%He that can have patience can have what he will.|Benjamin Franklin@%When you get to the end of your rope,++tie a knot and hang on!|Leo Buscaglia@%There is no such thing a non-working mother.|Hester Mundis@%By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,+he usually has a son that thinks he's wrong.|Charles Wadsworth@%Be like a postage stamp.+Stick to one thing until you get there.|Josh Billings@%Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.|Lane Olinghouse@*Hospitality:++Making your guest feel at home,+even though you wish they were.|Unknown@%To live only for some future goal is shallow. 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Jones@%Plan Ahead-it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark|General Features Corp.@%It's not that I'm afraid to die,+I just don't want to be there when it happens|Woody Allen@%In matters of principal, stand like a rock,+in manners of taste, swim with the current|Thomas Jefferson@%Success is a journey, not a destination|Ben Sweetland@%A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three time before lying down|Robert Benchly@%The executives exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules|Elting E. Morison@%Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings|C.D. Jackson@%Adolescence is a period of rapid changes.+Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years|Changing Times@%I like the silent church before the service begins better than any preaching|Ralph Waldo Emerson@%Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere|Martin Luther King, Jr.@%In the pursuit of happiness,+the difficulty lies in knowing when you have caught up|R.H. 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Jones@%Praise is like champagne,+it should be served while it is still bubbling|Robins Reader@%A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure|Classic Crossword Puzzles@%The reason most of us don't live within our income is because we don't consider that living|California Highway Patrolman@%A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man.+Kites rise against the wind, not with the wind|John Neal@%A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you|LA Times Syndicate@%The cure for boredom is curiosity.+There is no cure for curiosity|Ellan Parr@%When some people talk about their family tree,+they trim off a branch here and there|Lark Bragg@%It's hard to say who brags more,+the reformed smoker or the person who get 30 miles to the gallon|James Alexander@%There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. 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Glasgow@%Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail|Luciano Pavarotti@%America did not invent human rights.+In a very real sense, it is the other way around.+Human rights invented America|Jimmy Carter@%Inflation is when the buck doesn't anywhere|Orben's Current Comedy@%Be careful with your thoughts;+they may become words at any moment|Lara Gassen@%There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house|Joe Ryan@%Comedy is simple a funny way of being serious|Peter Ustinov@%What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight+-it's the size of the fight in the dog|Dwight D. Eisenhower@%If a child is old enough to ask the question,+then they're old enough to be given an answer|John Gresham@%God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily|Unkown@%When you return to your childhood town,+you find it wasn't the town you longed for-it was your childhood|Earl Wilson@%Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear.+Brilliant is when you know which half to believe|Orben's Current Comedy@%Life is a great big canvas,+and you should throw all the paint on it you can|Danny Kaye@%We must accept finite disappointment,+but we must never lose infinite hope|Martin Luther King, Jr.@%Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be|Charles Browner@%I think life is like a good book.+The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense|Harold Kushner@%He that can have patience can have what he will|Benjamin Franklin@%Ignorance doesn't kill you, but it makes you swear a lot|Haitian Proverb@%When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on!|Leo Buscaglia@%The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning|Sandy Cooley@%If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles|Doug Larson@%There is no such thing a non-working mother|Hester Mundis@%By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right,+he usually has a son that thinks he's wrong|Charles Wadsworth@%To err is human-to blame it on a computer is even more so|Orben's Current Comedy@%A signature always reveals a man's character+-and sometimes his name|Even Esar@%I like the word 'indolence'.+It makes my laziness seem classy|Bern Williams@%Be like a postage stamp.+Stick to one thing until you get there|Josh Billings@%Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address|Lane Olinghouse@%A ship in a harbor is safe++-but that is not what ships are for|John A. Shedd@%In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these|Paul Harvey@*Hospitality:++Making your guest feel at home, even though you wish they were|Unknown@%To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that substains life, not the top|Robert M. Pirsig@%It's a funny thing about life;+if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it|W. Somerset Maugham@%When I look at the future it's so bright it burns my eyes|Oprah Winfrey@ al Features Corp. It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens Woody Allen In matters of principal, stand like a rock, in manners of taste, swim with the current Thomas Jefferson Success is a journey, not a destination Ben Sweetland A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three time before lying down Robert Benchly The executives exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules Elting E. Morison Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings C.D. Jackson Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years Changing Times I like the silent church before the service begins better than any preaching Ralph Waldo Emerson Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere Martin Luther King, Jr. In the pursuit of happiness, the difficulty lies in knowing when you have caught up R.H. Grenville A friend is one before whom I may think aloud Ralph Waldow Emerson Grandchildren are God's way of compensating us for growing old Mary H. Waldrip Exhilaration is that felling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it Unknown The rule of staying alive as a forecaster is to give 'em a number give 'em a date, but never give them both at once Jane Bryant Quinn A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something Frank Capra Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence Henry Chester Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing Albert Schweitzer If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport George Winters Be yourself. Who else is better qualified? Frank J. Giblin II Isn't it strange? The same people that laugh at gypsy fortune-tellers take economists seriously Quoted in the Cincinnati Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it gong to end? Tom Stoppard Anybody who profits from the experience of others probably write biographies Franklin P. Jones Praise is like champagne, it should be served while it is still bubbling Robins Reader A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure Classic Crossword PuzzlesThe reason most of us don't live within our income is because we don't consider that living California Highway PatrolA certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man. Kites rise against the wind, not with the wind John Neal A good sermon leaves you wondering how the preacher knew all about you LA Times Syndicate The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity Ellan Parr When some people talk about their family tree, they trim off a branch here and there Lark Bragg It's hard to say who brags more, the reformed smoker or the person who get 30 miles to the gallon James Alexander There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage James Holt McGavaran The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was Walt West Real love stories never have endings Richard Bach The only mystery about a cat is why it ever decided to became a domesticated animal Compton MacKenzie Rainbows apologizes for an angry skies Sylvia A. Voirol One way to prevent conversation from being boring is to say the wrong thing Frank Sheed Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own Doug Larson The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion Arnold H. Glasgow Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail Luciano Pavarotti America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense, it is the other way around. Human rights invented America Jimmy Carter Inflation is when the buck doesn't anywhere Orben's Current Comedy Be careful with your thoughts; they may become words at any moment Lara Gassen There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house Joe Ryan Comedy is simple a funny way of being serious Peter Ustinov What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight-it's the size of the fight in the dog Dwight D. Eisenhower If a child is old enough to ask the question, then they're old enough to be given an answer John Gresham God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily Unkown When you return to your childhood town, you find it wasn't the town you longed for-it was your childhood Earl Wilson Smart is when you believe only half of what you hear. Brilliant is when you know which half to believe Orben's Current Comedy Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can Danny Kaye We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope Martin Luther King, Jr. Few people are successful unless a lot of other people want them to be Charles Browner I think life is like a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense Harold Kushner He that can have patience can have what he will Benjamin Franklin Ignorance doesn't kill you, but it makes you swear a lot Haitian Proverb When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on! Leo Buscaglia The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning Sandy Cooley If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles Doug Larson There is no such thing a non-working mother Hester Mundis By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son that thinks he's wrong Charles Wadsworth To err is human-to blame it on a computer is even more so Orben's Current Comedy A signature always reveals a man's character-and sometimes his name Even Esar I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy Bern Williams Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there Josh Billings Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address Lane Olinghouse A ship in a harbor is safe-but that is not what ships are for John A. Shedd In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these Paul Harvey Hospitality: making your guest feel at home, even though you wish they were Unknown To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountain that substains life, not the top Robert M. Pirsig It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it W. Somerset Maugham When I look at the future it's so bright it burns my eyes Oprah Winfrey
