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HU'S ON FIRST
by James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office
..... enter Condi)
George Bush, Jr: Condi! Nice to see
you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here
about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling
you.
George: That's what I'm asking
you. Who is the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is
leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who
is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell
me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in
China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know
the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary
General of the U.N. on the
phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention
it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make
the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle
East! Just get me the guy at
the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple
of egg rolls, too. Maybe we
should send some to the guy in
China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in
the Middle East?
JS