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  6. üIntheheatofthesight
  7. ÇbyGardEggesbøAbrahamsen
  8.  
  9.   "Watchthis!"
  10.   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggh!"
  11.   "Hoteh?"
  12.   "Ungh!"
  13.   (Ablackpoliceofficerentersthestage)
  14.   "Hey!Youarearrestedformurder!"
  15.   "Shutup,nigger!Havealookatthis!"
  16.   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
  17.   "Hoteh?"
  18.   "Ungh!"
  19.   (Anoldwhitemanentersthestage)
  20.   "Whathashappenedhere?Awarorsomething?"
  21.   "Yeah!Takealookatthis!"
  22.   "Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
  23.   "Hoteh?"
  24.   "Ungh!"
  25.   (RonaldReaganentersthestage)
  26.   "Hi!Thecoldwarisover!"
  27.   "Yeah!Imeltedit!"
  28.   "Excuseme!Whoareyou?"
  29.   "Takeacloserlook,then."
  30.   "Youbetyourfuckingass!Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh!"
  31.   "Hoteh?"
  32.   "Ungh!"
  33.   (Abeggarentersthestage)
  34.   "Doyouhavesomethingforapooroldbeggar?"
  35.   "Yeah!Takealookatthis!"
  36.   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhhh!"
  37.   "Hoteh?"
  38.   "Ungh!"
  39.   (Abuggerentersthestage)
  40.   "Haveyouseensomeanimalshere?"
  41.   "Animals?No!Why?"
  42.   "Hey!Iwanna'fuck!"
  43.   "ANIMALS?"
  44.   "Yeah!TheworldiscrazyandsoamI.Bytheway,"
  45.   "Yeah?"
  46.   "Whathasbeengoingonhere?"
  47.   "Iknewyouwouldcometothatpart.Takealook:"
  48.   "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhh!"
  49.   "Hoteh?"
  50.   "Ungh!"
  51.   (Anecrofilentersthestage)
  52.   "Aaaaaaah!Lotsofbodies!Great!"
  53.   "Stopit!Thosearemybodies!"
  54.   "Eh?"
  55.   "Mybodies.ButIhavesomethingyoushouldhavealookat."
  56.   "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
  57.   "Holy???"
  58.   "Itwas...Ungh!"
  59.   "Hot.Iknow."
  60.   (Averynicegirlentersthestage)
  61.   "Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
  62.   "Haveyouhadyourlook?"
  63.   "Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!"
  64.   "Havealook,then!"
  65.   "Aaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhh!"
  66. Ç  "Hot,eh?"
  67.   "Ungh!"
  68.   (AblindmanentersthestageandstumblesinthedeadbodyofRonald
  69. Reagan)
  70.   "Whatthefuck...?"
  71.   "Oh!God!Notanotherone!"
  72.   "Excuseme,sir!"
  73.   "Yeah!Havealook!"
  74.   "But,sir..."
  75.   "Fuck?"
  76.   "No,sir.Ijust..."
  77.   "????"
  78.   "...wantedtoaskyou..."
  79.   "!!!!????!?!?"
  80.   "...ifyoucouldhelpme..."
  81.   "??!?!!?!"
  82.   "...acrossthestreet?"
  83.   "Whatthefuckareyoualivefor?Haven'tyouhadyourlook?"
  84.   "AsIwassaying,sir.Iamblind."
  85.   "Ohfuckit,willyou?"
  86.   "WHERE!!!!?"
  87.   "Downhere!"(directingtheblindmantothebodyofthenicegirl)
  88.   "Ah!Uh!Mmmm!"
  89.   (Amaninawheelchairentersthestage)
  90.   "Whatthefuckinghellisgoingonhere?"
  91.   "Takealookatthis!"
  92.   "Aaaaaaaaaagh!"
  93.   "Hoteh?"
  94.   "Ungh!"
  95.   "Letmeborrowyouwheelchairabit."(puttingtheblindmanonthe
  96. wheelchair)
  97.   "Hey!I'mnotfinishedyet!"
  98.   "Idon'tcare!"
  99.   "What?"
  100.   "Gofuckthis!"
  101.   "Okey!"
  102.   "But...isn'tithot?"
  103.   "Yeah!It'shot.It...Aaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!"
  104.   "Yeah!Hot!"
  105.   "Hot...Ungh!"
  106.   (Awhitepoliceofficerentersthestage)
  107.   "Excuseme,sir.MayIhavealook..."
  108.   "Ofcourse!"
  109.   "Aaaaaaaaagggghhhh!"
  110.   "Hot,eh?"
  111.   "Ungh!"
  112.   (StefanandRichardentersthestage)
  113. Stefan:"Whatthefuckingdickhashappenedhere?"
  114. Richard:"Probablysomeinsanemaniac"
  115. Stefan:"YoumeanTheAbsoluteManiacofO.U.C.H.?"
  116. Richard:"Yeah!Youknow.Frode.Theguyweneversaw."
  117. Stefan:"Oh!"
  118.   (StefanandRichardleavesthestage)
  119.   "???????"
  120.   (Gard,KarlAnders,Ronny,Frøystein,KjetilH,KjetilV,Torbjørnand
  121. alltheothernuttyNorwegiansenterthestage)
  122. Ronny:"Somethinghasbeengoingonhere."
  123. KarlAnders:"Youcantell?"
  124. Ronny:"Yeah!Imean...lookatallthesedeadbodies!"
  125. Frøystein:"Yeah!Here'samanthat'saliveaswell...G'day!"
  126. Ç:"Hi!Wannahavealook?"
  127. Frøystein:"Yeah!Great!Sure!Etc.!"
  128. :"Okey!"
  129. Frøystein:"Aaaaaaaagggggghhhhh!"
  130. Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Wasithot?"
  131. Frøystein:"Yeah...Ungh!"
  132. Gard:"TrytomakeêthatÇinGfaBASIC!"
  133. Frøystein:""
  134. Ronny:"Iamquitesuresomethinghasbeengoingonhere"
  135. Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Wakeup!"
  136. Ronny:"Itevensmellsburntfleshhere."
  137. Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!Ifyoudon'twakeup,Iwillformatyour
  138. GfaBASICdisc!"
  139. KarlAnders:"Youmightbewrong,youmightberight."
  140. Torbjørn:"Yeah!Ifeelthatsmell,too.Maybesomeonehasburnta
  141. pizza."
  142. Gard:"FRØYSTEIN!!!!!!"
  143. :"....!"
  144. KarlAnders:"Yeah!Imustsamplethissmellanduseitinmy
  145. digisynth!"
  146. Gard:"Frøystein?"
  147. Ronny:"Pizza?"
  148. Torbjørn:"Pizza?"
  149. KarlAnders:"Pizza?"
  150. KjetilandKjetil:"PIZZA?"
  151.   (StefanandRichardenterstage)
  152. Richard:"DidanyonementionthewordPIZZA!!!!?"
  153. Stefan:"Pizza?"
  154. :"Aaaaaaagggh!"
  155. Gard:"Whoisthatmanoverthere,anyway,Frøystein?"
  156. Richard:"Who?"
  157. Stefan:"Ithinkhewashereanhourago,too."
  158.   (GardformatsFrøystein'sGfaBASICdisc)
  159. Frøystein:"Ungh!"
  160. :"Huh?"
  161. Gard:"Iknewthiswouldgetyouup!"
  162. Frøystein:""
  163. Gard:"Hey!Frøystein!"
  164. Stefan:"Thatisn'tFrøystein!"
  165. KarlAnders:"No.It'sdeadFrøystein."
  166. Ronny:"DEADFrøystein?"
  167. Everyone(ExceptFrøystein):"DEADFrøystein???????"
  168. Everyone(IncludingFrøystein):"Yuuuuppppiiiiieee!!!!!"
  169. Gard:"Great!NomoreGfaBASIC!"
  170. Ronny:"Ha!Ha!YouforgotSTKlubbenandSTNews!"
  171. KarlAnders,TorbjørnandGard:"Aaaaaaaagggghhh!"
  172. :"MayIhaveyourattention,please?"
  173. Gard:"Fuckoff!"
  174. :"No.Doesanyonewanttohavealook?"
  175. Gard:"AreyouGfaBASICaswell?"
  176. :"What?"
  177. Gard,TorbjørnandKarlAnders:"üGETHIM!!!!!Ç"
  178. :"Noooooooo!"
  179. Stefan:"Whatareallthoselaserbeams?"
  180. Richard:"Laserwhat?Oh!It'sjustlaserbeams."
  181. Stefan:"Oh!"
  182. Ronny:"PIZZA!Ifoundit!Itwasunderthepukeofthislittle
  183. boy,butIjustthrewupabitmorepukeonitsoitis
  184. okey,now."
  185. Richard:"Ehhh.IThinkIhaveto..."
  186. ÇEveryonealiveexceptRichard:"RICHARD!"
  187. Richard:"Oops!Sorry,guys!"
  188. KarlAnders:"Great!Imustsamplethatfartanduseitinmydigisynth
  189. demo..."
  190. Gard:"(Sic!)"
  191. Torbjørn:"Great!I'llhackthisgirl."
  192. :"Disgusting!"
  193. Gard:"Hey!Youmisterwithoutnoname"
  194. :"Yeah?"
  195. Gard:"Haveyouseenmebefore?"
  196. :"Eh?Huh!Hah!Hahaha!Hahahahaha!Hahahahahahaha!"
  197. Gard:"What'ssoinsanelywitty?"
  198. :"Youjust...hehehe...lookso...hohohohoho!"
  199. Stefan:"Hey!Gard!Leavethatman!You'llkillhim!"
  200. :"Hahahahahahahaha!I'mdyyyyiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg!!!!"
  201. Gard:"What'ssoinsanelywitty?????"
  202. :"Aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggghhhh!"
  203. Gard:"Great!I'mhot!"
  204. :"Ungh!"
  205. Stefan:"Youkilledhim!"
  206. Gard:"Itwasselfdefence!"
  207. Richard:"Yeah!AndthemaninsultedGard!"
  208. Stefan,Ronny,KarlAndersandTorbjørn:"üHOW??Ç"
  209. Richard:"Helaughedathim!"
  210. Gard:"AndheusedGfaBASIC!"
  211. Frøystein:"DidanyonesayGfa?"
  212. EveryoneexceptFrøystein:"Aaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhh!"
  213. Frøystein:"ButGfaisühotÇ!"
  214. EveryoneexceptFrøystein:"Ungh!"
  215. Frøystein:"Hey!Itwasajoke!Look!I'mdead!!!"
  216.   (Frøysteinleavesthestage)
  217.  
  218. ---TheEnd---
  219.