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  1. Newsgroups: talk.bizarre
  2. Path: sparky!uunet!zaphod.mps.ohio-state.edu!uwm.edu!csd4.csd.uwm.edu!grendel
  3. From: grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee)
  4. Subject: Re: The wages of Stupidity are Death
  5. Message-ID: <1992Aug19.014344.20429@uwm.edu>
  6. Sender: news@uwm.edu (USENET News System)
  7. Organization: The International House of Secretions
  8. References: <71296@apple.Apple.COM> <1992Aug18.023846.11245@uwm.edu> <MJD.92Aug17230822@saul.cis.upenn.edu>
  9. Date: Wed, 19 Aug 1992 01:43:44 GMT
  10. Lines: 15
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  12. In article <MJD.92Aug17230822@saul.cis.upenn.edu> mjd@saul.cis.upenn.edu ("[*] Der Springer") writes:
  13. *In article <1992Aug18.023846.11245@uwm.edu> grendel@csd4.csd.uwm.edu (The Big Squeegee) writes:
  14. *>   Smoked ham!  HA!
  15. *
  16. *No!  Smoked stakes!
  17. *
  18. *And what goes better with stakes than garlic and coffins?
  19. *
  20. *That's why they call them coffin nails you know.
  21.  
  22. Not just any old coffin nails...A-1 Coffin Nails.  Enjoy the unique
  23. mouthfeel today.
  24.  
  25.  
  26. Mark "Quit chewing your nails" Lippert 
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